Hi i am ShawnaCrazyGirl's twin sister, and the cousin of OblivionWing. :) i am interested in Vampirates (book), Inheritance Cycle (book), Night World (book). even though i like "dark" books i am quite a nice person, at least i like to think so. LOL. no but seriously ALL my friends think i am insane, hence... Krystal INSANE... girl. a nice insane, as in I'm very hyper talking-wise, and i make them laugh with my weird face expressions. I'm not really a good writer, I'm very slow at it. currently my sis is typing all of this down because she got annoyed at me. Because i literally sat here for like 5 minute staring at the screen thinking about what to type, so she, "I" took over typing for her.
(now its just me) :)
OMG I made an avatar how fancy is that!
I am a vampire bat HaHa!! isn't she cute :) She is Plum and she shall be mine, she is my Plum! (haha Finding Nemo)
(I named her Plum) :)
[i changed plum to this vampire with red eyes ummmmmm i think i will name himmmmmm... Captin, just Captin] :)
I am obsessed with vampires though i don't like Twilight :P to much love and not enough gore for my taste. and they sparkle in the light which is weird to me. (sorry for thous of you that love twilight!)
If you love books about action and adventure with vampires, shape shifters, witches, werewolves, and dragons you should read the Inheritance Cycle series by Christopher Paolini (dragons) and the novel series Night World by L.J. Smith (all the others) :) these are rely good books! :)
There are lots of other books that i love to bits, but these are just a couple of the best i have read :)
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(I am one of thoughts people) ;)
If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.
A white man said "No colored people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me colored?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away.
Percy Jackson fans!:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
MAKES YOU STOP, THINK, & LAUGH.
(not necessarily in that order or all at once)"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!" One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions. Happiness is just around the corner!...too bad the world is round. I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either. If I don't write to empty my mind, I'd go mad. Labels are for can, and, in case you haven't noticed, people aren't cans. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If you can’t beat ‘em, join em. If you can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em. If you can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em. If you can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em. If you can’t kill ‘em…you’re screwed. One, quick way to find out if something works: push ALL the buttons. I hear your silence loud and clear. Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to. Friends come and go while your enemies never do; they just kind of multiply and sit there. We are the people our parents warned us about. I used up all of my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off while you're asleep. Diamonds are a girl's best friend...because they're sharper than knives. ADOST: Attention Deficit-OH Shiny Thing! God made men first...and then he had a better idea. Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks. We’re just flexible like that. Relax. Nothing is OK. I'm not always a dork-sometimes I'm asleep. I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma? To put it as nicely as I can, I hope you choke. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before police do. If man were intended to smoke, wouldn't we have been born on fire? Wall-Mart lowers its "low prices" everyday, but nothing is free yet. It is against the law for a teacher to deny a kid the right to go to the bathroom. They are also not allowed to read your texts OR make you read them aloud. The people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up. Birthdays are good for you: the more you have, the longer you live. "Geeks" don't do their homework months early. We procrastinate too, we're just good at it. The News: where they say "Good Evening..." and then immediately proceed to tell you why it isn't. 12:00 AM is earlier than 11:00 PM A good girl is a bad girl who's never gotten caught. I see regular people! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! On the internet, you can pretend to be whoever you want. Why do so many people choose to be idiots? Consciousness: the annoying time between naps. If something is better than the leading brand, why isn't it the leading brand? If you job backwards, would you lose twice as much weight or gain weight? So you know the speed of light, but what's the speed of dark? There is such a thing as glass that never breaks. It's called plastic. It is illegal to throw rice at outdoor weddings. Birds kept eating it off the floor, and then dying when the rice expanded in their throats and suffocated them. Everyone's in shape. A circle is a shape. WARNING: Dates on calendars are closer than they appear. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them. If Bill Gates dropped a one hundred dollar bill, it is literally not worth his time to stop and pick it up. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. "I bet I can stop gambling." Sometimes when I'm alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if I'm wrong then no one heard, but if I'm right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization. In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday. After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F. Do you ever have the feeling you're being watched? Because if it bothers you, I'll stop. Cation: I know karate...and six other Chinese words. FOR SALE: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small Stain. Intend to live forever. So far, so good. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people. Everyone has the right to be stupid. Don't abuse the privilege. I hate it when you're at the store and are people are like, "Hey, what are you doing?" I don't know, hunting elephants. Everyone brings joy to my house (some when they enter, some when they leave) ME, sarcastic? NEVER! I don't hate you; you just have very annoying tendencies...like breathing. In Mario, what doesn't kill you makes you smaller. Sometimes I sit down and think of all the stupid things I have ever done. All at once. No, I'm not lying, but when you look at me like that, I can' t help but smile. The easiest way to make someone laugh: "Do whatever you want, but do not, DO NOT under any circumstance laugh." ME: I'm actually happy right now. LIFE: LOL! One sec... Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead. They have like, 206. Sleep is for people without internet access. It's a beautiful day...now let's watch some idiot screw it up. OOH, DRAMA! Let's get popcorn. Do NOT interrupt me when I'm talking to myself. Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. Two wrongs to make a right, but three rights make a left and four rights make a square. If you stay calm when everything and everyone around you is in complete caos...you probably don't fully understand the situation. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then why didn’t they work for the rabbit? You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. That is untrue and totally not the problem! Some say the glass is half full, and some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you going to drink that?" I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive. Whoever said "words don't hurt" has obviously never had a dictionary chucked at their head. I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. WARNING: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Curiosity killed...whoever got in my way. An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it! I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I may have accidentally erased the line. Always remember that you are absolutely unique…Just like everyone else. The cops never find it as funny as you do. Trust me…what could go wrong? Reality is for people who lack imagination. The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? Don't waste a minute not being happy. If a door closes, look for another one…or break open a window. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected? STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I am NOT random… I just have many thought- OH! A DUCK! I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge. WARNING: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you super powers BAD spellers of the world ‘UNTIE’! I'm not crazy… my reality is just different than yours. Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but then it gets boring, so I go back to being me. When nothing goes right... go left. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. Do it today! It might be illegal tomorrow! You! Off my planet! The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back. Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution. There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. If duct tape can’t fix the problem, you have another/totally different/way more serious problem. Not all men are annoying. . . . Some are dead. Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done. Make like a guillotine and head off. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now. If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable. I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends. Or did they meet me? I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it. If you're going to be two-faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty. I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous. Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. If I throw a stick, will you go away? Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public. Don't try to out-weird me-- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. You don't like me? Well it is mind over matter… I don't mind and you don't matter. You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me? When in doubt, make up words! There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water… I'd drink it. If you're going to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. You’re right; you are cooler than me…because I’m smoking hot. I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. And thinking it. And telling other people. Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever… you keep talking. You're a great friend but if the zombies are chasing us I'm tripping you. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. I was going to kill the ugliest person alive… but then I thought I'd let you live one more day. Normality will be restored as soon as I figure out what it is. You always get what’s coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. How come when you mix water with flour, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and tells it to watch where it’s going. Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies In a world of cheerios, I'd be a frootloop! Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to? I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I don't have much to spare. “Arithmetic is being able to count to twenty without taking off your shoes.” Mickey Mouse Age is but a number. Height though, is another matter. Kindergarten- the grade that makes kids think LMNO is a word. If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! I have a dream... and in it something eats you. It’s sad your own mom dresses you like that Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared?!?!?!? I enjoy going to crowded places, yelling “hey you idiot!” and seeing who turns around. I’m not calling you dumb, I’m just saying that if zombies were real, you’d be safe. Speedos: Making us all wish we were blind. Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades. Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to spare! BARGAIN, BARGAIN, BARGAIN!!!!! I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible!!!!!!!! Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. I'm not a complete idiot…I’m missing an eyebrow from an experiment gone wrong. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather... not screaming like the passengers in his car. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity…but not in that order. Your options are sarcasm or sass…choose wisely. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, but all I want to know is who's drinking my water! Most boys are like Slinkys… useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire twice to see if it's still hot. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I don't obsess! I think intensely. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can’t. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing because of something that happened yesterday. I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay. I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it. Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!! If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them! Tell the truth… and RUN FOR IT Education is important, but school is another matter The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If well aimed. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Flying is simple! Just throw yourself towards the earth, and then miss the ground. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless. I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I? Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, Copy & Paste, and the kid who sits in front of me. It matters not whether you win or lose; what matter is whether I win or lose. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. I can turn invisible when no one is watching. A compromise is when no one gets what they want, but everyone is happy because the other person didn’t get what they wanted This sentence changes to Spanish when you turn around. I brake for no apparent reason You came, you tried…you failed, but hey, you tried! You can’t have everything! Where would you put it? You don’t have to be smart to be considered intelligent, you just have to be smarter than everyone else Out of my mind, I’ll be back in five. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights made a plane! “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.” Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they train humans to stand at the edge of a pool and feed them fish? Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad If tomato’s a fruit…is ketchup a smoothie? If the plane crashed…would they be the Wrong brothers? Hard work never killed anybody, but why take that chance? I have CDO, it’s like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order…as they should be. I don’t play catch by myself…I play it with my best friends friction and gravity. I wait to do things until the last minute so that I will be older and therefore wiser…PRO-crastination! Don’t judge a book by its cover. The cover of my math book shows people having fun…lies. L Do you ever wonder if YOLO was invented by smart people so that stupid people would kill themselves off? Nothing is ever lost…until mom can’t find it
Sorry that list was so long, but congrats if you made it all the way through! (I never made it, about half way)