Author has written 12 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Last of Us.
Hello, my fellow Neanderthals!
I just want to say I love all of you guys SO much and I wouldn't be anywhere without you! My favorite part of the day is looking at your reviews, you know. Okay, well, second. Food is the first, in case you're wondering ;)
(And by the way, it's still me- Lyricalyrics. I had to change my username because now I'm really worried that my asshat of a sister will come snooping around into one of my stories.)
FAVORITE FOODS: I can't just pick!
FAVORITE SONGS/BANDS/MUSICAL PREFERENCES: I'd have to say "I Can Go The Distance" in Disney's Hercules is my jam, ha-ha! I really enjoy show tunes, my favorite one is the "Time Warp" by The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The Beatles, however, are by far my favorite band ever. Aside from Two Door Cinema Club, I mean.
FAVORITE MOVIES: Pitch Perfect, The Book Thief, Coroline, Anger Management, Up, Despicable Me, and Toy Story have to be one my top ten list.
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Spongebob (I especially love when you're a little kid, and they make jokes that you don't really understand and when you watch it when you're older you're like OMFG-WHAT-THE-HELL-HOW-DID-I-NOT-SEE-THIS) SquarePants, Regular Show, Adventure Time, I Shouldn't be Alive, Elementary, and Super Fun Night are just a few of my favs.
FAVORITE ACTORS: Daniel Radcliffe, without a doubt. Leonardo Di Caprio is most definitely a favorite of mine. Logan Lerman... sigh. Rebel Wilson, Reese Weatherspoon, I like 'em of every variety.
STYLES I LIKE: J.K. Rowling and Rick Riodan, without a doubt. I love J.K. Rowling's style, it feels so old-school, and yet so modern! I love Rick's dry sense of humor and sarcastic, fun writes; both of them are amazing writers who I love to death!
STYLES I AVOID: Stephanie Myers. If there's on girl on this planet I want to Crucio like mad, it's her. She corrupted hormonal teenagers everywhere, that bitch... Suzanne Collins, as well. I know you might protest, but before you do, I'm telling you now: I love the Hunger Games. Catching Fire was awesome. It was Mockingjay that really had me going. First, she kills all of Katniss's friends and family. I mean, like, seriously? And then there's the long angle between Katniss and Peeta and Gale... is this Twilight? Is this godamned Twilight? I read her books to get away from it, not to read it all over again...!
Also, one little thing I want to add.
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… .
..without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle/Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring
...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...
...Who never got to walk free...
...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...
...And who had to get killed by a curtain.
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is 'quietly' going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.
That's pretty much it... I think.
Love, hugs, and all that jazz,