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Joined 12-05-03, id: 498664
Author has written 4 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Oddworld, and Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Hmmm...Where to begin... Hello. My name is Joe. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. I recently moved, now I live by a creek that runs out to the Gulf of Mexico. Yes, I live in Texas. It's a nice little community, though far from any real city. I found this site as I was milling around, looking for some fan-fics of JtHM, and found this. So many good Authors to compete with...I'll have to kill all but myself to be the best...My interests in music are: AC/DC, Ozzy, The Pillows, Tom Petty and the HeartBreakers, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, and Led Zepplin. My favorite movies are: Evil Dead 2, Kill Bill 1 & 2, House on Haunted Hill, The Shining, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and Big Fish. I'm in College now, studying to be a game programmer so I can control the minds of impressionable young children who enjoy games like Grand Theft Auto a wee bit too much. I have a job learning to repair computers. It's not a bad job, but like anyone else, I want that fantasy job where you sit around eating Dorito's and getting massage's by women who have been trained to keep you happy...*sigh*...Otherwise, I'll have to settle for bumming money from people.
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A Clockwork Squirrel reviews
Chapter 2 is up. Reese infiltrates the Tediz base. Will they detect and torture him? Rated T. Language, Violence, Suggestion. So forth.
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005
Oddworld: Stranger's AfterMath reviews
The Fan Fiction of what happened after the Stranger Incidents. Spoilers to those of you who haven't played the game, and this is just a fan fic of what I think Stranger did in the end of the game. Rated T for Strong Language
Oddworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
A Guilty Conscience reviews
The story of what happened after Johnny killed Edgar Vargas. Johnny seeks guidance from Nail Bunny about how he feels bad for killing a friend. Rated PG - Due to Strong Language
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2004
A Tickle Me Hellmo Christmas reviews
Everyone's favorite Sadist doll appears in this grim holiday story. Did Little Billy get what he wanted for christmas? Starring cameos by: Nny, Nail Bunny, Noodle Boy
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2003