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Joined 12-05-03, id: 498664
Author has written 4 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Oddworld, and Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Hmmm...Where to begin... Hello. My name is Joe. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. I recently moved, now I live by a creek that runs out to the Gulf of Mexico. Yes, I live in Texas. It's a nice little community, though far from any real city. I found this site as I was milling around, looking for some fan-fics of JtHM, and found this. So many good Authors to compete with...I'll have to kill all but myself to be the best...My interests in music are: AC/DC, Ozzy, The Pillows, Tom Petty and the HeartBreakers, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, and Led Zepplin. My favorite movies are: Evil Dead 2, Kill Bill 1 & 2, House on Haunted Hill, The Shining, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and Big Fish. I'm in College now, studying to be a game programmer so I can control the minds of impressionable young children who enjoy games like Grand Theft Auto a wee bit too much. I have a job learning to repair computers. It's not a bad job, but like anyone else, I want that fantasy job where you sit around eating Dorito's and getting massage's by women who have been trained to keep you happy...*sigh*...Otherwise, I'll have to settle for bumming money from people.
Your Friend by EchidnaHazard reviews
(First person) Mr. Eff is free once again, and looking for new puppets to play with...(Finally complete!)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Complete
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A Clockwork Squirrel reviews
Chapter 2 is up. Reese infiltrates the Tediz base. Will they detect and torture him? Rated T. Language, Violence, Suggestion. So forth.
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005
Oddworld: Stranger's AfterMath reviews
The Fan Fiction of what happened after the Stranger Incidents. Spoilers to those of you who haven't played the game, and this is just a fan fic of what I think Stranger did in the end of the game. Rated T for Strong Language
Oddworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
A Guilty Conscience reviews
The story of what happened after Johnny killed Edgar Vargas. Johnny seeks guidance from Nail Bunny about how he feels bad for killing a friend. Rated PG - Due to Strong Language
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2004
A Tickle Me Hellmo Christmas reviews
Everyone's favorite Sadist doll appears in this grim holiday story. Did Little Billy get what he wanted for christmas? Starring cameos by: Nny, Nail Bunny, Noodle Boy
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2003