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Joined 12-05-03, id: 498675, Profile Updated: 11-15-07
Author has written 17 stories for Matrix, Freelancer, Angel, Donnie Darko, and RENT.

Hello. To any who saw me leave, I have returned. Until such a time as I leave again.Which i'll probably do as I am so woefully lazy. sigh

All new stuff is from Rent Rendered Ridiculous by Richard.

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By the Fires of Camelot by SapphireNight reviews
Upon arriving back in Camelot, Arthur has stumbled straight into a nightmare. The crowd gathers for fire; the King preaches his accusations; and the torch is lowered to Merlin's bound feet. By the fires of Camelot will Arthur decide the Warlock's fate. COMPLETED. Sequel coming soon 'By the Trials of Night'
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,880 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Matrix: Resurrection by AntipodeanOpaleye reviews
Ch. 8 Up ::: Post Revolutions: The machines still owe Neo his peace: peace on levels he didn't intend, couldn't imagine, and had never brought himself to hope for.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,828 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Neo, Trinity
NTS, Sapphire's Tale by SapphireNight reviews
18 years post Revolutions. The 'Matrix Angels' free Sapphire, but what is it that connects her to Trinity and Neo, who failed to return alive from 01, and to the Matrix Angels themselves? This leads to the revelation of a secret kept for 18 years...
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,454 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Niobe - Complete
Random LotR by Eldalie-mela reviews
What happens when an idiot writes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
And the Sun Rose Again by DSTakeshi reviews
It is a year after the ordeal with Edison Trent and the mysteries of the Nomads. Tensions in the Sirius Sector have flared up, and Jack Schwartz, a Liberty Navy pilot, is caught up in the biggest tragedy since the Hundred Years War. (FREELANCER)
FreeSpace 2 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004
Out Of The West by Nicole5 reviews
Okay, for those of you who don't like the term Mary-Sue, this is a self-insertion story! This story is about Nicole, a girl thrown into her favorite adventure with three friends and three great gifts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,100 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
Curiosity Killed the Frenchman by Mort Rainey reviews
Pick up after the revolutions have ended
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Neo, Merovingian
You only live thrice by SapphireNight reviews
FINISHED. Thrice3 times. Machine tecnology is much more advanced than human. Including medical tecnology. Post revolutions. Trinity and Neo.The early chapters have been altered slightly so they are better. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP NOW!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,641 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Trinity, Neo - Complete
Paradise Lost by sulkdodds reviews
Delphi, a teenage hacker girl living within the Matrix, is left fighting for the life of herself and her lover in the midst of a city wide riot.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003
Sparky's Lounge by AnnaSun reviews
Rygel's got his own show This should make you laugh! DRD 1812 UP! Please R&R
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 4/22/2003
The Second Renaissance: Fire base 134D by SilverDeath1 reviews
The Genesis of the Matrix: the last cities of mankind, the war with the machines and humanity's ultimate downfall. Seen through the eyes of a simple grunt. My first fic in ages, please be nice.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2003
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Either Us or Them reviews
The Aliance and the Coalition have fought for over 100 years, and so many can see nothing else but war. Two pilots from opposing sides of the war will be forced to finally see the face of the enemy that they have fought agaisnt all their lives.
Freelancer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/15/2007
Rent Rendered Ridiculous by Richard reviews
Assorted tales of absurdity involving the implausible misadventures of the Rent cast. First up, a tale involving Roger and some ten dozen owls who take a shine to him. P.S because I forgot to say so in the chapter, I do not own RENT, nor do I know who doe
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2007
Manipulated reviews
Set shortly after the first film, sort of. Donnie and Gretchen find that they must work with Frank to prevent another tangent universe from causing the end of existence. Chapeter 15 is up.
Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,587 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 9/17/2004
Freelancer, in the claws of an idiot reviews
A hopefully humorous collection of Freelancer foolery. Note: Possible formatting problems. Story 3 is up
Freelancer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004
Consequence reviews
A group of exiles fight to exact vengeance on the Merovingian after he has one of their number tortured to death. A grisly tale is this. Chapter 3 is up
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
War reviews
This is the sequal to Tradition, summary is within. Chapter 17 is up, Rated for lots of death, sexual content and some other stuff (Beware of spoilers)
Freelancer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,561 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004
Left Behind reviews
Not everyone left the Matrix after the end of the war. Some of those that didn't found that their lives became very different. Chapter 40 is, finally, up.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,402 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2004
Causes come and go reviews
AU - Set during the second rennaisance, a strange idea i had about humans who fought on the side of the machines during the first war. Chapter 10 is up. Rated for violence and assorted gore. Not for the faint hearted. Especially chapter 7.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004
ARGH! WHERE ARE MY LIMBS? and Other stories reviews
A smattering of hopefully humorous short stories which occassionally relate to the Matrix. Story 11: The cautionary tale of the Merovingian. I know i said i'd finished but i changed my mind.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,962 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004
All that matters reviews
AU Set somewhere in series 5. When Buffy is murdered, Angel becomes obsessed with revenge, which distracts him from two threats that could lead to the world's destruction.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Angel, Spike
Nothing left to do but die reviews
(Set during revolutions) The last words of an infantry soldier, killed in the final battle with the machines.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2004
Subtle premonition reviews
A short fic about Cypher's visit to the Oracle. I forgot to say the following in the story so i'll say it now. I don't own the Matrix, that's why i'm depressed
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Cypher
Dissention reviews
Sequal to Army of Exiles, Silas has been awarded his own ship. Unfortunately, it's maiden voyage proves to be more eventful then expected.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2004
The final battle of Zion, told by a fool reviews
My first, feeble attempt at a parody. Please read, review, judge, laugh, flame, whatever. (COMPLETE)
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Complete
Army of Exiles reviews
Humanity created the machines, and they surpassed us. The machines created the programs, and the programs will surpass them. (Sequal to 'Real' and hopefully not a tacky rip off of 'Revolutions') COMPLETE!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,662 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Complete
Tradition reviews
This is the story of a young Libertarian cadet who must pay for her graduation with blood as she undergoes, 'The Trial'. Complete.
Freelancer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Complete
Real reviews
The Matrix is not what it appears to be, as one man is to discover. (Complete) Chapter 1 reposted so that Silas' name isn't overused
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,554 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Complete
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