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Joined 08-08-13, id: 4989276, Profile Updated: 01-23-21
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hello, Fanfiction!

Here, one can find a single, longer story which is updated frustratingly infrequently to the disappointment of everybody involved, and a number of plot bunnies given shape in the form of words and paragraphs in order to wreak destruction upon the mortal realms. So there's that.

As of 1/8/19:

Shadows number 21 is up. This story is almost five years old. Let that sink in. I've started the next chapter and hope to have it out before things get busy again, but we all know what happens when I have a hopeful update schedule.

Additionally I've started some work on a Pokemon crackish-fic. A straight narration of a Nuzlocke run. Because if you operate on the assumption that a fainted pokemon is a dead one, then a lot of dialogue becomes much more alarming/hilarious. I have no plans on publishing it until I get further in though, so I have a buffer against the write-publish-write cycle that's consumed Shadows.

Comrade Dobby's Report is still a work in progress. The story has been (vaguely) ironed out, and that entire debacle will likely be drawn to a close in the next few chapters. It was never really a serious story, more of a therapeutic writing thing I did whenever Shadows was being too impossible. When it is finished, I'll probably start a new oneshot or crackfic, they're simply so much fun.

But hey! Read my stuff, read each others' stuff, write some new stuff! The world is big, and so is the Internet! Life's pretty great!

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Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 465,125 - Reviews: 5136 - Favs: 6,797 - Follows: 6,741 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Born Weapons by Gallyrat reviews
I am the empty vessel. I am the clay soldier in which the will of fire burns. (AU) (Reboot of Shinobi: Team 7)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,741 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 9/22/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Lionhearted by Wwrath reviews
What happens when one human and three trolls find themselves locked in faunus bodies in a strange world with a whole new set of rules, dangers... and maybe even friends? (Nepeta, Jade, Kanaya, and Aradia trapped living in the world of Remnant, making the best of the situation and hoping to find a way out. No one is OP, no characters replaced, not 100% shipping fic, multiple POVs.)
Crossover - Homestuck & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 173,706 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Jade H., Nepeta L., Ruby R., Team RWBY
Endless Pantheon: God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,805 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden - Complete
Guardian by Kwizzic reviews
You learn to throw a punch instead of reaching for a sword you don't have, and you content yourself with turntables that only make music. (Alpha!Dave, post-scratch)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Rose L., Dave S. - Complete
You're Everything A Big Bad Wolf Could Want by Aglio - Saggezza reviews
"It would be rather rude, Rize supposes, to kill him on the first date. Where would be the harm in letting him stew in his foolish infatuation for just a little while longer?" Only, half a year later, with her prey-turned-boyfriend still alive and kicking, Rize begins to consider that she may have made a slight miscalculation.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 523 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Rize K., Kaneki K./Haise S.] Tsukiyama S. - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7458 - Favs: 15,418 - Follows: 17,000 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Dark Lord by The M M reviews
Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Calvin
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9532 - Favs: 8,630 - Follows: 4,599 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Amaranthine by Gift of the Dragons reviews
Amaranthine – adjective; everlasting, unending. Alchemy has gone forgotten with magic on the rise, but when one certain blond is accidentally kidnapped, old secrets come to light. Warnings inside, spoilers abound. Rated for later chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,530 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Edward E.
Antiqua Praetorii et Iuvenis Hospes by underoriginal reviews
During the Year That Never Was, Martha meets a strange man who just might become her closest ally. It's a shame he has no intention of surviving.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,521 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Martha J., Rory W.
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
The Secrets of Danu Talis by LUNAticX reviews
It started with an ordinary mission to rid the world of nuclear weapons. Then, as Edward disappeared and became separated from Alphonse, they imparted on their own adventures. However, their roads weren't exactly facing different directions. But how exactly did an immortal alchemist fit into this, and what horrible secret lay in wait for the Elric brothers?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,100 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Edward E.
AU phigorey: The Gashlycrumb Wizards by NothingPretentious reviews
Literary nonsense, with a question mark next to 'literary'. Just unmitigated Alternative Universe poppycock in the form of alphabetic verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Alicia S., Blaise Z. - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 548 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 4,736 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
Wood and Cardboard by garfieldodie reviews
A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, Calvin - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 1,122 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 9,133 - Follows: 4,184 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 4,578 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9847 - Favs: 28,130 - Follows: 11,395 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black's Will by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The last will and testament of Sirius Orion Black. He will be missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 147 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15878 - Favs: 26,385 - Follows: 11,013 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 9,564 - Follows: 2,487 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 9,221 - Follows: 2,489 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 505 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 584 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6582 - Favs: 18,581 - Follows: 6,744 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 6,131 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11630 - Favs: 23,042 - Follows: 8,172 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 7,175 - Follows: 597 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Shadows' Shadows reviews
It was foolproof. He'd trade his arm and Gate for Alphonse and go home. Simple, right? Unfortunately, nothing is ever that easy for Edward Elric. At least the secret societies, countrywide conspiracies, and evil overlords are par for the course. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,751 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 1/4/2019 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Edward E., Pride
Comrade Dobby's Report reviews
Or, the H.E.A. Begins Preparations for the Coming War. Rated K for god-awful House Elf speech. A series of one shots depicting the decline and fall of the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Dobby, L. Zamojski