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Author has written 1 story for Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.

Hi! I write a lot of miscellaneous stories but I love to read and I am willing to edit!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd. (whenever I feel like it)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch. (sorta popular)
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (though I have tried it before)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING (around in my room at home, if that counts), So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY (or so people say -_-), so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a girl and I HAVE GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm a girl and I HAVE SOME GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have very FEW FRIENDS so I MUST be a loser.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver (actually, I am)
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. ( I am...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I'm ROMANIAN so I MUST be obsessed with fairytales.

Pick your 10 top OTPs without reading the questions:

1. Destiel (SPN)

2. Elizabeth/Medic (OC)

3. Sam/Lillith (SPN) Crack ship!

4. Lucifer/Sam (SPN)

5. Magnus / Riazelle(oc) ((The Infernal Devices))

6. Kataang (ATLA)

7. Karkat/Nepeta (Homestuck)

8. Bones/Booth (Bones)

9. Solkat (Homestuck)

10. Davekat (Homestuck)

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6?

Episode 1

2. Have you ever read a FanFiction about 2?

I wrote one... Does that count?

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr?


4. If 7 were to suddenly break-up today, what would your reaction be?

If they were ever were together, I WOULD SCREAM AT KARKAT!

5. Why is 1 so important?


6. Is 9 a funny ship or a serious ship?

Erm... ._. Serious?

7. Out of all of the ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

#6. Kataang. They were made to be together. *nods*

8. Out of all of your ships listed, which ship has the strongest bond?

Elizabeth and Medic... Damn love birds... .

9. How many times have you read/watched 10’s fandom?

oh god... don't ask me that ._.

10. Which ship has lasted the longest?

Elizabeth and Medic. They have been through hell together. LITERALLY.

11. How many times, if ever, has 6 broken up?

Oh god... *sobs*

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 2 or 8?

NEITHER! Well actually 8 would.

13. Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

In my head!!!!

14. Is 4 still together?

THEY NEVER WERE! *cries hysterically*

15. Is 10 canon?

Yup :)

16. If all 10 ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?


17. Has anybody ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

Maybe... OvO

18. Which ship would you defend to the death and beyond?

All of them... I love them all!

19. Do you spend hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?


20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break up forever or else she’d break them all forever, which ship would you sink?

3. i love it and I hate it.

My favorite Gibbs rules are:

Rule #6: Never apologize. Its a sign of weakness.
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.
Rule #27: There are two ways to follow someone. (1) First way, they never notice you. (2) They ONLY notice you.
Rule #35: Always watch the watchers.
Rule#39: There is no such thing as a coincidence.
Rule#40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.
Rule#51: Sometimes your wrong.

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The Warlock's Lover
This is my first fanfiction. Magnus Bane finds himself lost in love with a Shadowhunter named Riazelle. Rated M for scenes to come. I'm working on the next chapter now. Pretty pretty please review!
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