H. E. Malfoy
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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hiya,

My names Heidi, also known as Hodo, Hodo Baggins, Dildo Shaggins (don't ask) and Hidi.

I am obsessed with Harry Potter and Eminem.

I think thats all you need to know.

Oh, I'm a chick. That might be important.

And I have a dog.

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5453 - Favs: 7,992 - Follows: 8,623 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,790 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Ghostly Boy by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Severus rescues Harry from the Dursleys, but it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
20 things I, Harry Potter am not allowed to do by jbh14 reviews
A list of 20 things Harry Potter has been forbidden from doing by order of Albus Dumbledore and the school faculty. Not to be taken seriously unless one is Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Bitter Laughter by Lady-Luna-sss reviews
Harry gives the rest of the world something to chringe at, proving just how badly they had failed their savior. Dumbledore tries to control Harry again... It doesn't work. Dark/sad/morbid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
And I will follow you by PixiesCanFly reviews
Eighty years after the Final Battle, in the wake of illness and old age, the trio makes a momentous decision. Angsty
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scarred Wrists by Khashana reviews
Harry comes to understand Draco in 5th year. Canon-compliant. Drarry H/D HPDM slash. First in Scars trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 4,360 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Whispers of Promise by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Severus finds an unpleasant surprise on his doorstep one night. HP/Death Eaters. Non-Con. Chan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
And Thats When a Bludger Came Through My Window by Jen Riddle reviews
This summer was supposed to be peaceful. A few weeks away at my Aunt Rose's, in her quiet cottage in the country. Just minutes away from the beach. I could catch up on my reading, and my school work... and thats when a bludger came through my window. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,197 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Boggarts by pokeyspot reviews
Boggarts seem so easy to deal with, but they show us our deepest fears. For those with a past, fears can often come in human form. What if the Savior of the wizarding world did not fear what everyone thought? Implied abuse, rape. HxD if you squint
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tells Himself a Story by QueenKalasin reviews
A child of seven, while hidden away in the cupboard under the stairs tells himself a story to pass the time...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Not Caring by True Dawn reviews
Harry's thoughts after seeing a memory of Tom Riddle are not quite what Dumbledore would have wanted...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Body, Mind and Soul by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter is tired of everyone who lies to him. He stops caring, and lets Voldemort take him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Explosion by Prince Edwin reviews
An unusual turn of events when the explosion takes place before anybody steps into the classroom. Slash. Pairing not stated, though the observant ones of you will know it before it happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Long Awaited Sentiment by nahimana reviews
When Harry Potter disappears on the Hogwarts Express, why is it that only Snape knows where he is? And when Snape says they were close, just how close does he really mean? SnapeHarry. Timetravel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,271 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 711 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
My Guardian Angel by bakaprincess85 reviews
AU Before Harry's 1st Year. Harry James Potter lives his notsonormal life at the Dursleys, and survives with the letters that are sent to him every year. And finally, he gets to leave the Dursleys in his Guardian Angel's arms, never to return. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 2986 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The End by Vanyaelen reviews
What if Harry Potter was abused by his family, and the abuse taken one step too far? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ensnaring Insanity by Howl reviews
They become, to the mildest degree, insane. Harry is captured by 'The Dark Lord'. He listens for the Grim Reaper's light footsteps, he thrives in deadly secrets, and he 'ensnares the senses'...all to survive...if he can...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Artwork by Rockhandjive reviews
One night Harry begins a painting with rather unorthodox tools. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Reassurances by catsncritters reviews
HPSS SLASH - Harry tries to explain to Ginny why he can't date her. One-shot sisterfic of Insecurities.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Beautiful BlueEyed Angel by momma-dar reviews
Harry is overwhelmed with memories when he visits with his blue-eyed angel to tell her that he has kept his promise that he made to her. One-Shot, Complete. Repost
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Scars and Syringes reviews
An accident at 7 leaves Harry unable to eat and with extensive scarring. Horribly abused and vowing never to let anyone close, he goes to Hogwarts and gets sorted into Slytherin. Professor Severus Snape, along with a few first years, have to figure out this small boy before he tips over the edge of insanity and shatters. AU, Profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Pansy P.
Harry Knows reviews
Harry knows he's not a good person - even if no-one else does. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P. - Complete