Femme Teriyaki
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-06-03, id: 499226, Profile Updated: 09-23-09
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Bonjour! Did you miss me while I was skiing in a mound of deep, dark something? You're so sweet.

Sincerely addicted to Pumpkin Pie--not the food, the ship.


Quotes:

"Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let's pretend we had one."
~ Eternal Sunshine


Um, I am the worst updater known to humanity. Sorry... :)

With Urgent, Ardent Love,

Femme Teriyaki

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Breaking Points by sugarbucket reviews
Ever wonder why Rosalie and Edward are so cold towards one another? Their story from the start; in keeping with the books, but based on the idea that they're both masterful liars. Love, lust, betrayal, desire, lies, darkness and breaking points.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 413,898 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Grave of Our Old Love by Maximista reviews
Seek comfort in the one you hate. Shades of grey and distaste. Two people, together- not because they want to be but because they need to be. Edward/Rosalie. Angst. AU/All-Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Rosalie
Material Girl by Senorita Cassandrita reviews
Love is a many splendid thing for our favorite heiress, Blair. But how many boytoys can this girl have in one summer? And, more importantly, what are the repurcussions of her actions? Read and review to find out!
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,511 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 3/4/2005
Harry Potter and the Litany of Blood by jon3776 reviews
The brother wands had a farther reaching affect than anyone could have predicted. Harry's fifth year will be a time filled with vampires, ancient magics, new love, and the most dangerous thing in the world-a woman scorned...HFleur and HGirl!blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,377 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Severus Snape's Diary by Wonk reviews
Snape meets girl. Snape tries to rid himself of girl. Snape can't. So Snape creates diary that he thinks is private. Privacy is overrated, anyway. SSHG, Companion to Hermione Granger's Diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,782 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape? by Vivien Nimue reviews
A parody of all those strange...er imaginative SnapeHermione fics. Plus many other romantic HP cliches. Dumbedore and Fleur? Evil Ron? Draco the good guy? Boris Teabag the dwarf? And just where is this neverending forest plot device Snape and Harry are st
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Confessions of a Weasley Lady by x-Andrea-Marie-x reviews
Forbidden love, nosy friends and trapped in an unsuitable body. This fic follows the epic quest of Ginny Weasley to snag, snog and shag the boy of her dreams. GWDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,162 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Betrayal Of Skin by Aqua-Chuu reviews
One night, Ron Weasley gives in to a temptation that's been bothering him for a long time. Unfortunately, he couldn't know it would change it all... RonFleur, BillFleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Ron W., Fleur D.
Consider This by Lady Animosity reviews
“I suppose, Miss Delacour, that it would be perhaps prudent to go into a detailed explanation of what it is exactly that I do in my Master’s services…”(R to be safe)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Lucius M., Fleur D.
Fading Regrets by Synthetic reviews
** COMPLETED ** Hermione Granger has just one regret: That she chose Ron over Harry. But when Harry saves the world at a horrible cost, will she ever get to tell him her feelings? H/Hr! - includes Harry vs Voldie Battle!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,646 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/17/2002 - Published: 4/11/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Fleur Delacour's Year of Living Dangerously reviews
The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,923 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
My Little Obsession reviews
Eighteen years after the day they first met, the truth is still the truth: We all have our little obsessions. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Shakespeare and the DeLusting Potion reviews
Got lust? Get potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Nobody's Business reviews
Fleur shook her head. 'Understand this: What I do and do not eat is nobody's business.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Fleur D., Draco M.