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Joined 12-06-03, id: 499236
Author has written 7 stories for Love Hina, Misc. Anime/Manga, and Harry Potter. name: "Murto"
Other Nicknames: Dave, Dodgy, Mad Max and Pollux
Real Name: Dave Murton
Sex: Male
DOB: 24th August
Hair: Blonde, straight hair.
Eyes: Blue
Age: 19
Height: 195cm
Weight: About 66kg
Nationality: Australian
Occupation: Cleaner / Student
What he does: Music and Secondary Education Student at uni

Favourite Music: Cat Empire, Hilltop Hoods, White Stripes, A Skills and Crafty Cuts, Panjabi MC, The Avalanches, Muse. I really dig alot of stuff played on "Triple J" (Aussie Alternative Radio Station) and I'm also mad for Jazz, Dance and Techno.

Favourite Anime: in no order; Love Hina, Full Metal Panic (Season 2 is the best), Psychic Academy, Nadesico,Excel Saga, Puni Poemi, Naruto...I love funny stuff... and TENJOU TENGE! WHICH IS THE BEST! sigh It's gonna be a while before I can buy the Dvd's though, it's that new it is...

Favourite Food: Meat pie, Steak, Mashed Spuds, Lasagne, MEXICAN FOOD! Gotta love Nachos, Tacos and Burritos. Pot noodle and pasta are good too. MANGOS! Fresh from Bowen in Nth Queensland, Mmmm...

Favourite Grog: Carlton Cold (Beer), Vodka, sometimes my mates' homebrew Cider. XXXX beer is good, VB is okay, Fosters is shit.

Favourite Not-grog: Tea, Water, Softdrink

Favourite Past-time: Drinking with mates, bowling, uni, playing music, movies, Anime (before I go to work usually), Fanfiction as of the late last year. Ooh, and LANs with my 30 PC :)

Favourite TV: Fat Pizza, Red Dwarf, South Park, Monty Python ones and alot of other Aussie comedy stuff you've never heard of...

Favourite Movies: LotR, Harry Potter, Fat Pizza Movie, Quentin Tarentino movies and the RED DWARF MOVIE (when it comes out) :(

Favourite Games: Unreal Tournament 1, Tony Hawk 2, The Sims and Operation Flashpoint. When I'm borrowing someone elses faster computer I like to kick people's asses in Mechwarrior 4, Call of Duty and Rise of Nations. I love to play C&C Generals and Delta Force;Black Hawk Down, though I suck at both of them.

Car: A beasty little 3 speed Holden Gemini

Training: Have a blue belt in judo. I have also taught myself (rather well I might add) to fight with an array of makeshift melee weapons.

Favourite Barehand technique: Kicking and a few Judo throws.

Favourite Animal Style: Open-handed Crane, though people recommend I should learn the Praying Mantis one...

Favourite Melee Weapon: Bowstaff or Quarter Staff

Favourite Ranged Weapon: M1 Garand, great accuracy, good power, fast rate of fire (for a rifle). Only disadvantage is you cant reload mid-clip and when you do reload it goes "PING!", which is actually kinda cool.

Favourite Misc Weapon: Probably a teleporter or failing that lots of Smoke Grenades.

Active Author Power: In self-inserts the character "Murto" is able to call on the Author for aid in the form of an ACME Author-space Alteration Marker.

Passive Author Power: If you count writing self-inserts that get me involved in the most retarded situations ever, than put me down for that...

If you were an Anime character, who would you be:
I reckon I'm closest to Izumi (from Nadesico) with a bit of Seifer (Final Fantasy 8) thrown in. My personality will usually switch from one extreme to the other, and I reckon I look alot like Seifer (disregarding the scar of course). Plus Kitsune's Alcoholism!

Favourite Anime Characters:
Myuu sometimes spelt Mew (Psychic Academy); Narusegawa (Love Hina); Ryoko, Izumi and Hikaru (Nadesico). Kitsune (LH) 'cuz she's an Alcoholic and a cunning bitch, Kanako (LH) because she's pure EVIL, and last but no least RURI (Nadesico). The entire cast of Naruto, Azumanga and Tenjou Tenge. Osaka is my favourite Azumanga character though.

Type of drunk: I'm the type of drunk who puts Kobayashi (from Puni Puni Poemi) to shame.

Best Bud: I haven't made many great friends in Author-space yet

Arch Nemesis: Nor have I made many enemies, but I plan on doing so. Mwahahahahaaaaaa...

What's he up to: So far I have 5 projects...

It Could only get worse - I'm in the middle of a 3 part bit. It's a comedy, my first FanFic as well. I'm thinking of ending it 2 or 3 chapters after the party is resolved, or when uni starts again in March. Which ever comes first.

Anime in UNDER a Minute: I was gonna give these to Kebinu to add to his next installment, then I thought "No! They're MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!". I'll add more if I get my hands on more Anime, but I probably wont be able to until uni starts.

Love vs Hina: A CTF Fic
My latest Fic that involves the LH crew playing CTF. It actually has
a bit of a plot. Really funny, imagine Shinobu with a shotgun or Mutsumi trying to make a 'war face' a la Full Metal Jacket.

Ara ara - Random Skit Thingee's
My slightly popular random skit series. Pretty funny, give it a go. You know you want to...

Hinata goes to Hogwarts - Love Hina / Harry Potter XOver
Pro'lly not the best of ideas, but it'll work. Basically the Hinata gang (and myself) get letters from Hogwarts so we get whisked off into the world of witchcraft and wizardry. Meant to be really funny, and random of course :).

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Stargate: Evangelion by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Chapter Five: "Bathing is like the washing machine of life" -Misato Katsuragi
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,344 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 3/7/2005
Mirrors by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Keitaro's been through a lot of trials that would make anyone else crack... But what happens when he cracks into six different pieces? COMPLETE
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,680 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Keitaro U., Shinobu M. - Complete
Random Small Love Hina Fan Fiction Bites by Daimyo Shi reviews
A collection of small Love Hina Fan Fiction Bites that I have written to break my Writer's block. Cleaned up August 13th, 2005
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 3/30/2003
Oops by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
COMPLETE: The Hinata gang goes to Las Vegas! What awaits them the next day? Demon!Granny Hina, Drunk!Naru, and plenty of innuendo! Pairings: Keisumi, Kanaru, Kenruka, OCTsuruko, Setsune, and Shitani! R&R!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Mutsumi O., Keitaro U. - Complete
Hinata Rhapsody by Yami Goku reviews
A Love Hina songfic based upon that song by Freddie Mercury (you know, that song from that "Wayne's World" movie)
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2003
Love Hina Comedy Theater by D Sojourn reviews
A fun poking look at all things funny, good, ludicrous, and true about Love Hina. Please give it a try, guaranteed laughs.
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2003
The Matrix Regurgitated by Chris Magician reviews
A T2M Clan fanfic, featuring a not-so-accurate parody of the Matrix sequels! Warning--inside you will find unstable dresses, falling pianos, and Pong!
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 5/3/2003
So Much For Nuremburg by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Totally Random Love Hina Skits! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Chapter 3! Woo hoo! Giant monster turtles, superheroes, weretigers getting hit in the head... Just the Love Hina cast going completely mad, much like the author who wrote this fic R&R please!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,499 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Mutsumi O., Keitaro U. - Complete
Many Questions by Daimyo Shi reviews
Well the Love hina Crew is sitting ouside on a Warm day when I bring a number of questions for them to answer based on an internet survey i got. [Warning Self Insert]
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
A Mysterious Dream? Motoko's Great Panic! by Mirai Trunks reviews
Motoko Aoyama has a strange dream, and suddenly loses a certain curvy part (or should I say parts) of her female anatomy.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2003 - Published: 3/18/2003
The Real Urashima by Kumorigoe reviews
A burst of...something made me want to write this. Many inside references for fans of the series.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2003
More Totally Random Love Hina Skits! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
This is either a desperate attempt to break my writer's block, or further proof of my descent into insanity. Oh well! Plenty of chaos, yuri implications, suggestive dialogue and weirdness to make you ask,"... What the heck is Talon on?" R&R, please!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2002
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The Hinata goes to Hogwarts reviews
Chapter 5 - Bananas, Duelling and Bears Oh My! After who knows how many years, here's a new chapter for fans of the series. More Duels! Bananas! Secrecy!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 4/26/2004
Botchwarts Random Skits reviews
First Chapter in a random skit series i'm trying. Oh the innuendo!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007
Love Hina LAN Party Chaos reviews
IT'S FINALLY UP! A short, funny and action filled 1 chapter fic. Basically Su comes up with an idea for a quick Counter-strike LAN, things quickly turn chaotic resulting in......chaos! READ AND REVIEW PLZ.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/25/2004
Ara ara Random Skit Thingee's reviews
3rd chapter is up! Another couple of random skits to wet your whistle. Basically a collection of funny and random Love Hina skits I write when I'm bored or out of ideas in my other fics. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004
Love vs Hina: A Capture the Flag Fic reviews
5TH CHAPTER IS HERE! Umm...I'll let you just read it for yourself. This appears to be my most hilarious chapter yet in a very disturbing way. Shinobu goes on a killing spree, Kitsune's drunk, Murto teleports, Mutsumi drives a tank! READ AND REVIEW!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004
Murto's Anime in UNDER a minute reviews
I was originally gonna send these to Kebinu for his next installment of Anime in a Minute. I got carried away and canned that idea, so this is what I've got. Includes DVD Extra's, READ IT AND REVIEW! Flame the heck outta me if you really wanna, I don't
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2003
It could only get worse Love Hina reviews
I haven't updated yet, for those waiting for the next chapters I say GOMENASAI! I've been hit by Kaolla's "Super Tama Writers Block Ray". Just give me a few weeks, Ne?
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 12/8/2003