Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.
I'm a British 13-year-old, who has a not-so-minor obsession with Harry Potter Fanfiction. Not really much else to say...
Oh yeah! If you need a beta reader for a fic, I will happily beta anything from Harry Potter or Holes. See my beta profile for more!!
But I'm not here to bore you to death, so I'll get on with it... :D
18.02.14 - Anyone who read Operation Mars (and read the A/Ns!!) would know that I am planning on writing another fic. However, I don't know what to do!! Here are some of my ideas. Please PM me the one you like best, or any ideas you have of your own. :-)
1) Super!Harry Manipulative!Dumbledore fic. (I am quite partial to these fics and I will probably do this one. Unless someone manages to persuade me otherwise, of course!)
2) another HP/GW fic. (Maybe as a kind-of follow on to Operation Mars? Maybe I could write about them getting married?...)
3) a HG/SS fic? (Perhaps they get soul-bound, or forced to live together by some spell?...)
4) umm... Running out of ideas!... How about a fic about Harry doing the DA again? (If I do the Super fic, I will probably include this in it.)
And that's all I have! My imagination is as dry as a prune... Ah well!! :D
23.02.14 - Heyy! For those of you who are interested (and can be bothered to read my Profile), I've outlined the plot for my new story, 'The Many Mistakes of an Old Man', which I've decided will be Option 1 (see above). Sorry that I'm making such a huge deal out of it, I'm just excited!! Which is a good thing... Right? Anyway, chapter 1 should be up soon! ;)
Turn on your iPod, Windows Media Player, Real Player, etc. and put it on shuffle. Then as each song plays, note down what it is next to the item on the list...
Opening Credits: California King Bed - Rihanna
Waking up: Replay - Iyaz
Average Day: Stupid Girls - P!nk
First Date: Sound of the Underground - Girls Aloud
Falling in Love: Salute - Little Mix
Love scene: Earthquake - DJ Fresh Vs Diplo
Fight Scene: Broken Arrow - Pixie Lott
Breaking up: Animals - Martin Garrix
Getting back together: Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses
Secret love: Wannabe - Spice Girls
Life's okay: Mirrors - Justin Timberlake
Mental breakdown: Back In Black - AC/DC
Learning a Lesson: Royals - Lorde
Deep thought: Billy Brown - Mika
Flashback: Mama Do the Hump - Rizzle Kicks
Partying: Wonderwall - Oasis
Happy Dance: Bang Bang Bang - Mark Ronson
Regretting: No One Knows - Queens of the Stone Age
Long night alone: R U Crazy - Conor Maynard
Death Scene: The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars
Closing Credits: This is the Life - Amy MacDonald
- Slash. (I don't like reading slash! Sorry to anyone who does, though!)
- When people write 'quite' instead of 'quiet', and vice-versa. (Grr!)
- Crossovers. (I don't know why I hate them so much. I guess I just don't like two different story lines and worlds merging together in stupid ways.)
- Pointlessly long A/Ns that contain useless info that no-one cares about. (Talk about hypocrites!!)
- Harry/Hermione fics. (Again, I don't know why I hate them. So don't bother asking.)
- Hannah (my real name)
- Lolerator (the name you know me by)
- Auntie Cookie (what my friends call me. I honestly don't know how I got this nickname)
- H (not cliché at all, I know. What my mum calls me. Other than Hannah, of course)
- Hannie (what my besties call me)
- Talons (my Marauder nickname. Thank you to Callellaforever for coming up with it!)
- Edward, or Eddie (well, I was looking for nicknames for my friends and I, and I thought, "why not have boy names?" So... Yeah. Edward Ethan is my nickname now!)
HARRY POTTER OATH:
I promise to remember Harry
Each time I see lightning.
And I promise to remember Ron
When I see red hair that's blinding.
I promise to obey school rules
For Hermione's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Malfoy
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever I see an adoring fan.
And I promise to remember Neville
When someone says no, but they say 'I can'.
I promise to remember Luna
Whenever I see the moon.
And I promise to remember Fred and George
When I see someone acting like a loon.
I promise to remember Dumbledore
When I see someone with long, grey hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Tom Riddle
Whenever I am scared.
And I promise to remember Hedwig
When someone says 'I have always cared'.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that you all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Potter fans know.
Harry Potter isn't an obsession...
it's a way of life you know...
THE REVIEW REVOLUTION
I, Lolerator, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the review revolution!
Everyone should join - because its sad when you look at your stats and you have 100 hits, but no reviews! You know how I feel!
If you support the review revolution, copy & paste this into your profile.
FanFiction - United Nations!
Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.
SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl (New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), UnitedOsprey1991(USA), Dragonwolf12 (USA), stars90 (USA), Lolerator (U.K.)
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost.
Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you".
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
My Pottermore wand is Cypress with Unicorn Core, Twelve and Three-Quarter Inches, Unyielding.
My Pottermore house is Ravenclaw. (89% Ravenclaw, 84% Gryffindor, 81% Slytherin, 62% Hufflepuff. This surprised me quite a lot, because in the past I've been a Hufflepuff and a Gryffindor, but never a Ravenclaw and I've never had such a high percentage of Slytherin. I guess it changes as you get more mature.)
Because I am the queen of forgotten disclaimers, I'm gonna put a general one here: I do not own any of the characters in my FanFictions (apart from OC's) - they belong to their authors, respectively. Hopefully that just clears that up. :)
Positive and negative reviews are, in fact, welcomed. Though, I would prefer it if you didn't just say, "Hate your story", or something along those lines, cause that's just pointless. I don't mind if you have a REASON for disliking my writing, so... Yeah.
I know I'm rambling (get over it), but PPPPLLLLEEEAAASSSEEEEE REVIEWWW!!!! Really!! I don't care what you say, even if you just review "I read it". Honest!!!!
- Hannah (aka Lolerator) xx