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Author has written 17 stories for Portal, Stanley Parable, Pandora Hearts, and Five Nights at Freddy´s.

There once was a woman named Cate. (Me)

Cate lived in a small house which she persistently calls hell. In "hell" she does her chores, and draws. But Cate has a very active imagination which usually leaves her staring to nowhere. No one knows what she always fantasizes about her fandoms, except for those which she writes into fan fictions. She continues to live her life as a heartless but happy bastard in the Philippines.


GLaDOS did not know what was happening.

She felt something was wrong. That something was out of place. She couldn't quite put a finger on what it was, not that she had any. And that bothers her. She must know what was wrong. She can't stand it if there was anything that's happening without her knowledge. She is God. She sees everything, hears everything knows everything. That is a fact. And her not knowing what... this was was quite threatening. It proves that she's not at all omnipotent.

The mute test subject was running free in her facility with a personality construct as her guide. That's a problem. Another was that they've gone to the parts where She can't see and reach them. It was very problematic. They might be causing some kind of destruction, knowing the... /lethal/ tendencies of her test subject. And to make matters worse, the personality construct she's with was her /Intelligence Dampening Sphere/.

The best thing she can do now was to set up a trap for the test subject. Then, she could kill her and go back to testing.


Hullo luv! Khateley here! My previous name was Shiro Byakko, for those who don't know. I am learnin' to write so I accept reviews. Thing is that I don't even /know/ how to add reviews to my story, so if you see anything, please PM me. I'd accept them wholeheartedly. Thank you

Khateley out.


So, Khateley here again! I'm returning to school this June so my stories may or may not be on hiatus. I'm sorry. QAQ

Khateley, we're done here.

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Portal: Love as a Construct by iammemyself reviews
After Portal 2, GLaDOS brings Wheatley out of space to keep her company. Through trial and error and revelations, their friendship grows into an undeniable connection that they might be able to call love. And with that on their side, they can do just about anything... maybe even save the world. Chassis only. Feel free to start reading wherever you like.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 66 - Words: 369,013 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [GLaDOS, Wheatley] Caroline, OC
A Different Kind of Parable by ammyDOS101 reviews
One day, Stanley turns into a girl. The Narrator kind of freaks out. Rating may change to T eventually.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Narrator, OC
Mechanophilia by Wheatley Laboratories reviews
While in charge of the facility, Wheatley finds a program that produces some ...interesting effects on its test subject(s). Being written for portalkink, rating will change to M in the future. Pairing is chassis Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Wheatley, Chell] GLaDOS
The Misadventures of Caroline II by Lagiacrus reviews
Twenty years after the events of Portal 2, unusual and possibly supernatural circumstances lead Chell's daughter, Caroline II to the Enrichment Center she's only heard nightmarish stories about, only to find that the notorious GLaDOS is still doing science and is inviting her to help out. Life is good for a while, but anywhere Caroline II goes, trouble pretty much always follows.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,017 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley, OC - Complete
4-leg Turret by Fireworksafterdawn reviews
Alice Sharrone is Chell's new daughter. But when Chell refuses to ever talk about Aperture to her daughter, Alice goes off to find out for herself what is it. But things take a grim turn. Will ALiCE ever escape this hellhole with the help of mysterious unknown cores and killer turrets? And perhaps make a few friends along the way. (Davis' story is out now! Go check it out!)
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,524 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - GLaDOS, Wheatley, Turret, OC
The Reader Parable by SebraSellenet reviews
The Reader no doubt expected a helpful and perhaps even insightful summary into just what this story was about. However upon quick reflection, they realised that, in fact they had learnt nothing at all about the fiction's content. Reader was no doubt left a touch disappointed. Probably feeling a little confused and bewildered in addition. Poor Reader.
Stanley Parable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Complete
Not Defective by HoneyStreak45 reviews
A defective turret named DT is chosen to go on a journey by a mysterious other, filled with adventure and hilarious (but kind of old) gags. His journey includes visiting another's memories, his OWN memories (duh), and trust. This story leaves not a trace of love. So not much fluff.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014
The Human Vault by Michaela-Le-Mongoola reviews
GLaDOS and Caroline have formed an unlikely allegiance, and together test with the humans from the long lost vault. One Test Subject, however, leads to a terrible discovery, and the dark secrets of Aperture's past are revealed, as is its darker future.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 214,588 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 1/3/2012
Science: The Birdening by geckobubbles reviews
GLaDOS was doing science. But then, birds happened, and that led to occurrences. This is a crackfic thing by the way. And also kind of a sequelish thing to The Sciencing of the Science. It takes place in the same stuff, at least.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2014 - GLaDOS, Weighted Companion Cube - Complete
New Development by CSpaz reviews
The year is 1984 and Cave Johnson has just passed away, leaving Aperture Science entirely to his young widow, Caroline. Meanwhile, James Wheatley, a bright-eyed but not-so-bright intern starts working in the labs. Together they develop the GLaDOS project. (The timeline is a bit AU in this, implying that Caroline did not work at Aperture since the very beginning.)
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Caroline, Wheatley, GLaDOS
Portal: Explosion Day by iammemyself reviews
Things get a little too exciting when Rick decides to go in search of danger…
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Adventure Core, Wheatley, GLaDOS, Space Core - Complete
Who are you, 432? by spendstimelikewater reviews
A series of one and two shot headcannons revolving around employee 432. The employee that has more in game material relating to him than anyone else other than the two main characters. Not all my headcannons. They come from Steam and Reddit.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Stanley, Narrator
Blue Sky, Glow Cloud by MindfulWrath reviews
"Are you trying to escape? Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside."
Crossover - Portal & Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,841 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Complete
The Untold Story of the Confusion Ending by ASBusinessMagnet reviews
We've all seen the Confusion Ending schedule and thought; "What if everything had gone according to the plan?" Here's the resulting narration, as well as notes in case anyone wants to make it into a playable experience.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Say Goodbye, Caroline by Indigo Code reviews
*Originally titled "She'll be Proud of You"* - You never agreed to this. You don't think she'd forget you, right? She'd understand, would she? After all, it was in the name of science. It wasn't your fault. It was never your fault. It wasn't anyone's fault... except hers, of course... She still knows you love your little daughter.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Caroline
Target Acquired by Wheatley Laboratories reviews
Three years after Chell saves Wheatley from being launched into space, he means to help her escape the facility and shut down GLaDOS for good—but after finding a lost secret, hidden away within a condemned Test Shaft, is she really the only AI they need to be worried about? This is a story of redemption, adventure, and finding friendship in unexpected places.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,823 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Chell, Wheatley, GLaDOS
Voices by The Royal Zookeeper reviews
The Narrator decides he needs someone other than Stanley for his story, and decides upon the voice of Nightvale, Cecil. Unfortunately, Cecil has other ideas...
Crossover - Radio Dramas & Stanley Parable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale, Narrator
The Maze of Hokuren Library by Jessie Sakura reviews
One day, Oz vanishes from Pandora, finding himself in the world of Jahan, a place held in fear of Suxals, monsters that eat human flesh. In order to save him, Alice and Gill leave Pandora to find him. But sometimes, things happen for a reason, and maybe this time, all this was plotted out...
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - [Oz V., Alice] Gilbert/Raven
The darkest of hearts by Yaoilover1598 reviews
Oz and Gilbert are in search of Oz's sister, Alice. They know the King Of Hearts has her and they will do anything to get her back.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven, Alice
Alice of War by OzThePikachu reviews
Every 200 years, a new Alice is chosen to determine the fate of the Great war and the dimensions affected by it. But 100 years earlier, a new Alice is picked, to make up for a rule broken 100 years ago, and he is Oz Bezarius. Piairngs implied Ozbert, a little Alice x Alyss and ElliOz Elliot x Oz
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Oz V., Elliot N.
Spin The Roulette: Perry was busted by earl.capuchino reviews
PERRY WAS DICOVERED
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Phineas, Perry
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
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Portal and Dragons : The Nonexistent Series reviews
They say if you put "and Dragons" at the title of something it is 900% better. Franafee begs to differ. Rated M because crack.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Chell, Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Wheatley Science reviews
"Stalemate Detected"
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Complete
Five Nights at Aperture reviews
A long time ago, Freddy and his gang of mascots were hired to entertain the children in Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. Now, the animals are back for revenge. Will GLaDOS and Chell survive the night?
Crossover - Portal & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,207 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Chell, GLaDOS
Lost Memories reviews
During Wheatley's final moments in space, he decided to do something to himself that he thought was the best decision of his life. But he was wrong...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Caroline, GLaDOS, Wheatley, Chell
Help Me reviews
Retrospective view of Wheatley's experience in the GLaDOS chassis. What caused him to go all crazy with power?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Marbles on Glass
A set of oneshots.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 940 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Jack V., Echo
The Tale of Two Bratz and Two Baby Sitters - Portal AU
Alternate Universe where bizarre things happen. Come to an adventurous adventure with Rick, Wheatley, Craig (fact) and Cosmo (space)! Kind of Crack-y But not really.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,329 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Wheatley, Space Core, Fact Core, Adventure Core
What Happened? reviews
Chell found herself somewhere she did not know, with a voice narrating to her what to do. Completely pissed off, she does everything /the exact opposite/ what the Narrator says. And finds herself... in quite a hassle.
Crossover - Portal & Stanley Parable - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Chell, GLaDOS, Narrator, Stanley - Complete
Origami reviews
So, little 5th grade GLaDOS don't know how to do Origamis.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Wheatley, GLaDOS, Caroline - Complete
Following The Narrator
So, what if everything went wrong for the Narrator?
Stanley Parable - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Oreos and Pencils reviews
Stanley considered Employee 432 as his friend, but Employee 432 saw him as company, as he was always bullied by his fellow co-workers.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Science Time with GLaDOS reviews
It has come to my notice that some people like learning things. But they actually are too lazy to go through the internet and read on the related topic. So I'm pouring all the intelligences I've accumulated into writing this fic. And I'm gradually learning stuff as well. I had to do some research when I do chapters. If you see something is wrong, tell me. I accept feedback.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Happy Easter reviews
Coraline nodded and perched herself on a stool and started to peel off the shell of the egg. Coraline swept her green hair from her face and was about to take a bite from her chocolate egg when she heard a Crash! She turned to see a fellow girl from school collapsed on the floor. The girl was pale and was barely breathing. She was clutching something. It was oval in shape and brown
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Wheatley, GLaDOS, Caroline - Complete
Let me Test reviews
So, what did Caroline think when she was turned into GLaDOS? (Cover by TwinklePowderySnow)
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Caroline, GLaDOS, Cave Johnson - Complete
GLaDOS' Letter to Wheatley
I just excavated a letter made by GLaDOS to Wheatley which was sent on Valentines Day. (Cover by TwinklePowderySnow)
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2014 - GLaDOS - Complete
See Through the Aperture
Is it just an old shed, or is it something more?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Complete
Rage reviews
Wheatley rants in Space to GLaDOS. (The Cover is by Forte7)
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2014 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete