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Joined 12-07-03, id: 499792, Profile Updated: 03-28-15
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Author Bio: As no one in their right mind could possibly be interested in the sordid details of Shalli’s life, we, the voices in Shalli’s head have decided to commandeer this spot and try and explain our awkward situation. The voices in Shalli’s head would like to state that their host is a pretentious idiot who considers herself a reasonable writer. The fact that there are some people who are reviewing and confirming this opinion is not helping matters. The truth is that Shalli is rather good at typing and laying out what we, the voices, dictate. And no, Shalli is not mad. Living inside Shalli’s head we can confirm this as definitely the truth. However we can not vouch for all of us. Two or three are clinically insane, one is firmly of the opinion that it was an ant living within the Flavian Ampitheatre in the year 93CE and another laughs a little to much for anyone else’s comfort. The rest of us are quite run of the mill voices though, so you need not worry, especially as we have recently installed a padded mental room where we can lock up the others when they get too irritating. Oink rocks!

Update 28/3/15: eight years on! ive gone and deleted a lot of the old, old, old, old, prehistoric updates on here, because they're... Well... Pointless these days? Something like that, anyhow. I am, sadly, between jobs. On a plus, this might mean a new opportunity to crack open some of my unfinished fic files! No promises, but I'm kinda feeling like writing, so... You never know :)

Update 20/04/07: Seriously, wow. I've been really lax. I think much of Chameleon was lost when my computer died, as was some of the next chapter of Reputation. I really was intended to update. ...clearly those voices aren't doing their job and making me write.

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Too Close by scared of clouds reviews
Five years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter is receiving death threats. Head Auror Christopher Vance needs to provide him with a protection detail, but given Potter's history of refusing to co-operate with the Ministry, who can he send? Harry/Ginny A/U. Cover art by Viria. Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,061 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W.
James and Me by Northumbrian reviews
Annabel has a bad day, and she tries to deal with it as best she can. The last thing she needs is to meet someone else who has hurt her, someone who she hasn't seen in many years. Do people really change. Has James Sirius Potter finally grown up? Warning: Language, and some smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,169 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/25/2012 - [OC, James S. P.]
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 7,084 - Follows: 8,988 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14644 - Favs: 20,493 - Follows: 20,164 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Kneazles by Manatocfox reviews
Growing up as a Kneazle is tricky, especially when you realize you might be human, too. Add in posessed professors, sinister snakes, and more detentions than he can count, and Harry's Hogwarts career has certainly been memorable. What will he do when he faces his biggest challenge yet? Being a teenager isn't easy no matter what species you are. Sequel to 'Growing Up Kneazle'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 155,973 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Always by pottermum reviews
Harry Potter is killed on an Auror mission. What happens when Death comes for him and makes him an offer? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,392 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Neville Longbottom and the Year That Was by starfishstar reviews
It was the people around him who made it worthwhile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Homecoming by Brennus reviews
After four years working overseas for the shadowy Department M, a world-weary and dispirited Harry Potter returns to the land of his birth. He meets some old friends and makes some new ones, as he learns that much has changed since he left home. AU, a 'Harry never went to Hogwarts' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,439 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Bill W., N. Tonks] - Complete
Blaise Inglorious by Northumbrian reviews
Ginny is stuck at Hogwarts while Harry, Ron, and Hermione are on the run. Blaise knows that no girl can resist him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Draco M., Ginny W., Seamus F., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Thorny Rose 3: A Spring Clean for the May Queen by Brennus reviews
The third and final part of the Thorny Rose trilogy. Voldemort is again without a body, Ron has vanished and our favourite couple now know the contents of the prophecy. More importantly, Sirius is getting married. What will Harry and Ginny do now to finally put the Wizarding World to rights.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,128 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5669 - Favs: 11,889 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Garnet Snitch by Shadow Dragon reviews
He had it all: the perfect bachelor pad, great friends, a Quidditch career any first-year ever dreamed of-and weekends free. Until Ginny Weasley came back into his life, Harry was quite happy to be alone. But if you play with fire, you get burnt. DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,558 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Forbidden Passage by Cendrillon reviews
Harry's fifth year left him in greater peril and filled with more questions than ever before. Dumbledore answered some of them, but the revelations have only just begun...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,952 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Harry P., Remus L., Ginny W.
Forged by Shadow Dragon reviews
Why is Harry so special? Why wasn’t Sirius given a trial? Why did Peter betray them all? Harry and his friends race to answer these questions in an action-packed tale where nothing is real, secrets can kill, & the truth may be the greatest secret of all
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,876 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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It Was Worth It reviews
In the war, everybody lost something. Now, ten years later, does that something still mean the same thing?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
The Mark reviews
The gaining of the Mark - no one said it was going to be like this... (One shot - complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time of Trials reviews
Trials come in all shapes and sizes and Harry’s going to have to deal with a lot on them in his sixth year. Join him as he represses, burns books, plays Quidditch and does his homework, all while having to foil Voldemort’s plans for immortality. PS-Oo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,468 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Reputation is Everything reviews
You gotta feel sorry for the door to the Sixth year Slytherin Boys dorm...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Let Us Never Speak of This Again reviews
Harry finds a yet another downside to his link with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Harry P.