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Joined 08-10-13, id: 4998001, Profile Updated: 08-10-13
Author has written 3 stories for Mass Effect.

I never know what to put on these things.

I suppose I'll talk about what I intend to post on FF: Since Mass Effect is such an awesome and immersive universe, I've been inspired by the trilogy to write about the characters we all know and love. Most (wait probably all) of what I'll be publishing will be for mature audiences, since I find myself wanting to add to the infinite mountain of smut on the Internet. So read at your own discretion, because it will be explicit.

I've only got one story up right now, but I plan for more (and to finish the current one, of course). I'm partial to Jack and Tali based romances (and only with M!Shep - I don't hate FemShep, but I don't connect with her as well as her male counterpart and I likely won't do as good a job writing her), but feel free to PM me with requests involving other squad mates. That being said, I won't cater to every wish; if I'm not interested, I'll politely decline, so there's no 100% guarantee I'll automatically respond with a new story.

Thanks for listening!

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A Champion's Reward by CobaltAC reviews
Fantasy AU - Down in the city streets, in the shadow of Aramali's sacred temple, a champion emerges from a mountain of corpses, battle-worn and exhausted. All that is left is for him to climb the temple steps to the royal bedchambers and claim his prize. What awaits him at the top of the temple is a champion's reward.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (M), Councilor Tevos, Benezia - Complete
Noveria Heat by Andrio reviews
During the mission on Noveria, Shepard and Tali are forced to huddle together for body heat after the Mako is immobilized. What began as simple survival, soon escalates into full intimacy. Very Explicit sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Corrupted by CobaltAC reviews
Humanity's Golden Boy and the Princess of the Migrant Fleet have a very sweet relationship. It's practically right out of a vid! A certain tattooed convict plans on changing it into something more... tawdry. Using depravity. And sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,881 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - [Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah, Jack, Kelly C.] - Complete
Biotics in the Bedroom by CoMo290 reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, you asked for it and now here it is! M for obvious! Although not particularly graphic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Love the Drive Core by barbex reviews
Can you be attracted to a drive core? Oh yes, you can. Tali, the drive core and EDI. Rated M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, EDI] - Complete
Commander Shepard, Alliance Navy by CobaltAC reviews
Commander Shepard is a hero, but he is also just a man. And like all men, he must face the trials of everyday life, whether they be team mates who don't follow orders or lonely women who want him to warm their bed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,423 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
A Morning on the Homeworld by Sal002 reviews
Set post-Reaper War, Shepard and Tali spend an intimate morning with each other in their newly constructed home on Rannoch. Mostly Tali's POV. Rated M for explicit intimacy. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Enthusiasm Versus Experience by SerineCeline reviews
Liara loves M!Shep; Samara fancies him a bit too. What happens when they both go for him hmm? Read and find out. Big time naughtyness follows.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Samara - Complete
Samara's Plight by SerineCeline reviews
Samara finds herself in a difficult position with what to do after the Suicide mission, she does know one thing though, she wants Male Shepard before she comes to any other decissions. M for gratuitous kinky sex, and language. Review please, and enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Samara, Shepard (M) - Complete
Honeymoon by Miraza reviews
The Reapers are dead, Shepard and Tali were just married, and they're already on their honeymoon. It's a romance, it's rated M, and it starts with their wedding night.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,849 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
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A Friend in Need reviews
While doing some luxury shopping on Illium, Shepard and Tali run into a lonely quarian in need of companionship and a place to crash for the night. Of course, when they get back to their apartment, the woman suggests something far more interesting than sleeping. Rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Vacation reviews
Tali and Shepard decide to honeymoon on a beautiful asari tourist trap, but find themselves rather unwilling to leave their bedroom when they realise just what is so attractive about this place. M for You Know What.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
An Alternative Guide to Biotics reviews
Jack and Shepard have a fun time destroying Cerberus troops in the Armax Arsenal Combat Sim on the Citadel, but when they had back to his apartment, the psychotic biotic has other plans on the brain. Rated M.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Jack, Shepard (M)
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