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Hi there I am Audrey Hawkins and presently I am 12 and a half years old.
I am a proud Indian and a faithful Muslim
All this means Hello.
FictionPress.net Sauna. Jackson
And I am glad that you find my profile worthy enough of being read * sniff *
I AM BACK!
So here it is
You should know this about me,or you might not survive meeting me someday.
“A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX)
Am I a book freak?
While I hole myself up in a good story,
you're off reading things from Facebook.
While I lose myself in unknown worlds,
you're off playing Minecraft or World of Warcraft.
While I learn things you cannot imagine,
you're off failing school and your teachers and family.
I know more about some characters than I do myself—
characters you will never know.
I can survive my whole life in a world—
a world you will never see.
I know the secrets of people, places, and creatures—
all of which you will never meet.
If you and I were in one of the worlds I know—
and you would never tell the difference.
I create worlds, people, creatures, but most of all lives with my words that you call another boring subject—
something you will never experience the joy and pride of.
I have ridden on dragons, outwitted darkness, eluded death a thousand times . . .
I have saved lives, used magic, unraveled deathly secrets that could start wars . . .
I have swum with the serpents, flown with the pegasi, howled with the wolves . . .
I have stood upon the moon, fought in great battles, discovered new universes . . .
I have relived long-gone lives, shaped new destinies, guided the paths of others . . .
I have stepped into other worlds, become other creatures, experienced unimaginable things . . .
I have lived through wars, living nightmares, the worst of tragedies . . .
I have felt the joy, pride, and elation of just—knowing.
Knowing the fact that you would never learn what I have.
And never have I moved a single inch, as long as I read.
Yet you claim that all of this is boring—
Boring, stupid, sad, uncool, dumb, even embarrassing.
You say that this is something no one can like.
And yet, here I stand, holding a book.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLS EYE
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried,just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will tell you that you're a great singer even if you're terrible BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you that you suck.
FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!
15 things to do at Walmart:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things ME
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity
5. You will put this on your profile
6. You still have a stupid smile on your face
I am not your therapist.
It is time for you to grow up and solve your own problems.
Also, stop asking me to find your X.
She is NOT coming back to you.
Don't ask Y, just accept it.
Copy and Paste if you agree.
Harry Potter pledge
I promise to remember Harry,
,When someone grows up with no love,
I promise to remember Ron,
And never forget that everyone is unique
I promise to remember Hermoine,
When I see someone with wisdom beyond their years
I promise to remember James and Lily,
When someone dies protecting their loved ones
I promise to remember Hagrid,
When I see someone wrongly accused
I promise to remember Fred and George,
When I see a pair of siblings incomplete without each other
I promise to remember Dumbledore,
When I think about the greater good
I promise to remember Moony,
When I see someone discriminated yet brave
I promise to remember Tonks,
When I see someone clumsy and cheerful
I promise to remember Percy,
When ambition gets the best of me
I promise to remember Snape,
When my heart fills with remorse,
I promise to remember Narcissa,
And put my family before everything else
I promise to remember Hedwig,
When I see someone brave even for an animal
I promise to remember Neville,
And stand up for what is right and never be afraid
I promise to remember Luna,
When I know that there is nothing bad in being eccentric
I promise to remember Dobby,
The friend who died to save
I promise to remember Moody,
When someone constantly asks me to be safe
I promise to remember Seamus,
When things go wrong I and still laughed
I promise to remember Draco,
When I know no time is bad to come to the good sides
I promise to remember Dean,
When I see someone unashamed of their flaws
I promise to remember the Marauders,
When a friends says 'Call upon me''
I promise to remember the Quidditch team,
And soar to great heights
I promise to remember J.K Rowling
And know imagination has no limits.
My hall of quotes from various books.
'Truth is a beautiful and terrible thing and therefore must be treated with great caution.' - Albus Dumbledore.
'Words are, in my not so humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic- capable of both inflicting injury and remedying it.'- Albus Dumbledore
'Dark and difficult times lie ahead, Harry. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.' - Albus Dumbledore.
'It takes much bravery to stand up to our enemies but we need as much bravery to stand up to our friends.' - Albus Dumbledore
'It is our choices,Harry,that show us what we truly are,far more than our abilities.' - Albus Dumbledore.
'I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me… Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.'— Albus Dumbledore
'You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think that we don’t recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble? Your father is alive in you, Harry, and shows himself most plainly when you have need of him.'- Sirius Black
'We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.'— Albus Dumbledore
'It is my belief that the truth is generally preferable to lies.'- Albus Dumbledore
'Draco Malfoy, The Amazing, Bouncing Ferret.'— Ron Weasley
'Wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure.'- Rowena Ravenclaw
Everything we lose has a way of coming back to us, sometimes in the strangest ways-Luna Lovegood
Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.'— Hermione Granger
Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.'— Albus Dumbledore
'You’re the one who is weak. You will never know love or friendship. And I feel sorry for you'.— Harry Potter
. 'We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.'— Sirius Black
'Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.'— Hermione Granger
'It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.'— Albus Dumbledore
We’re all human, aren’t we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving.'— Kingsley Shacklebolt
'Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love.'— Albus Dumbledore
'We must not sink beneath our anguish,but battle on.'- Albus Dumbledore.
'What happened down in the du ngeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a secret, so naturally the whole school knows it.'- Albus Dumbledore
We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better.— J. K. Rowling
As is a tale, so is life, not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters.— J. K. Rowling.
It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all – in which case, you fail by default.
. As you stand on the threshold of what is sometimes called “real life”, I want to extoll the crucial importance of imagination.— J. K. Rowling
No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home. – J.K. Rowling
'Love conquers all.'- Aphrodite
'But beauty is about finding the right fit, the most natural fit.' - Aphrodite
'My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world.It spurs mortals to greatness. There bravest, noblest acts are done out of love.' - Aphrodite
'But, no, you will have to find your own strengths, and fight for what you love.'- Aphrodite
'Oh how could I take offence? Please go on ignoring me.' - Leo Valdez
'Hardest part, boy. Letting my children walk their own paths.' - Hephaestus
'Your friend Jason is right- fire is a gift, not a curse.'- Hephaestus
'Nothing lasts forever, not even the best machines. And everything can be reused.'- Hephaestus
'Nothing is unfixable.'- Esperanza Valdez
'With great power comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later'- Nico di Angelo
'It isn’t easy being a brilliant inventor, always alone. Always misunderstood. Easy to turn bitter, make horrible mistakes. People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can’t be fixed.'- Hephaestus
'I'd met Aphrodite, goddess of love, in person, and her powers had scared me worse than Ares.'- Percy Jackson
'Who knows with girls, give me a haywire dragon any day.'- Charles Beckendorf
'A hero can go anywhere, challenge anyone, as long as he has the nerve'- Chiron
'I mean when someone says 'I forbid it' there's a good chance it's worth doing.' - Sadie Kane
'Fair means that everybody gets what they need. And the only way to get that is to make it happen yourself.' - Julius Kane
'But remember, Carter. Nothing is lost even in death.' - Ruby Kane
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
Your idol is a character from a book.
Things us wizards and witches do differently.
Muggles: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Wizards: Believe the opposite of what Professor Trelawny says.
Muggles: say OMG!
Wizards: say Merlin’s Pants!
Muggles: say shut up or I’ll tell on you!
Wizards: say shut up or I’ll avada kedavra your butt!
Muggles: think witches are wicked, have green skin, wear all black and have warts.
Wizards: Ask how Luna Lovegood could ever be considered wicked and say her fashion sense isn’t that bad.
Muggles: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
Wizards: Pick up your wand and attempt to fight back.
Muggles: Think fairy tales are Cinderella and Snow White.
Wizards: Know the best fairy tales are made by Beetle the Bard.
Muggles: Don’t run into walls.
Wizards: Platform 9 3/4, here we come!
Muggles, Don't have this on their profile
Wizards, MUST have this on their profile.
Things us demigods do differently.
Mortals: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
Demigods: will tell Zeus to make it rain
Mortals: say OMG!
Demigods: say OH MY GODS!
Mortals: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
Demigods: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers
Mortals: shut up or I'll tell on you!
Demigods: shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
Mortals: think that PJO fans are stupid
Demigods: KNOW that normal people are stupid
Mortals: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
Demigods: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills
Mortals: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
Demigods: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)
Mortals: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
Demigods: would try and find Camp Half-Blood
Mortals: don't have this on their profile
Demigods: MUST have this on their profile
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Will be working on these
Dearest Moms a hit!!!!
thanks to PJO LoVer 93
Princess of Flames
Cookies n Cream
and all those authors/guests who read and reviewed and/or favorited followed my fic. Thanks a lot, it really means a ton
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR LOVE AND CARE AND SUPPORT. In the past few days I wasn't able to be much on ff.net by now, thanks to all of you, I AM BACK!
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