Author has written 3 stories for Avengers, Harry Potter, and Torchwood.
Hi I am VampireChick101
I am a Slytherin, humanitarian, atheist, Whovian, Potterhead, General of Loki's army and utter Weirdo.
I write one-shots, and I'm in the process of writing some multi chapter fics about Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.
I love reading and read all the time, so if it seams that I have copied any of your ideas I apologise in advance.
My OTP is Drarry.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them
Its not the human walk its the human race
One bright day in the middle of the night
Smile: people will wonder what you're plotting!
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
I'm not the girl your mom warned you about. Her imagination wasn't this good.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, you're next. That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals.
I ask for patience to deal with the stupid people and courage to tolerate their ignorence because Lord knows if I ask for strength I will beat them to death
A good friend will be there to calm you down when you're mad, but a best friend will be holding a shovel asking, 'Do you think the hole is big enough?
How ironic would it be if someone chocked on a life saver
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!