Author has written 5 stories for Avengers, Harry Potter, Torchwood, and Doctor Who.
Hi I am VampireChick101
I am a Slytherin, Whovian, Potterhead, General of Loki's army, Superwho and goth.
I write one-shots, and I'm in the process of writing some multi chapter fics about Harry Potter, Loki and Doctor Who.
My OTP is Drarry but I am also a fan of Janto, and Blackhawk.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!
I feel the darkness as it tries to pull me down. The kind of dark that haunts a hundred year old house. - Falling in Reverse 'The Drug in me is You'.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them
Its not the human walk its the human race
One bright day in the middle of the night
Smile: people will wonder what you're plotting!
I'm not the girl your mum warned you about. Her imagination wasn't this good.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, you're next. That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals.
A good friend will be there to calm you down when you're mad, but a best friend will be holding a shovel asking, 'Do you think the hole is big enough?
How ironic would it be if someone chocked on a life saver
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