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Joined 12-07-03, id: 500091, Profile Updated: 03-13-15
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Wrestling.

3.13.15 UPDATE
Hi all, if anyone is still checking my page for updates, I appreciate it, but I have to admit I haven't been working on my active stories. I'm in my last semester of college, so I've been busy.
Once I graduate, I'll have more time for the things I miss doing, like reading and writing, though once that time comes around, I'll probably end up moving all of my stuff to an AO3 account. I've been thinking about it for some time, and I think I'm ready to make the move. I'll come back with another update if and when that's done.
I do still want to finish Demonic Angels, I have the whole thing planned out; it's just a matter of writing it.
I'm terribly sorry to anyone who's missed my updates or is otherwise disappointed. I want to write more. I do.


9.5.13 UPDATE
hey guys, i realize it's been a really long time since i've updated anything, like Demonic Angels, and i do still intend to finish it. i have big plans for this story, but i'm not into the writing right now. a lot of stuff has been going on, and i just moved and started at a new university, so i've been occupied.
any of my stories that are currently in-progress (and it really should just be that one) will be put on hiatus for the time being while i sort things out. i'll keep it on hiatus until i come up with at least a few or several new chapters to update in a timely manner.
sorry for the inconvenience, especially if you're a fan of Vindictive Angels or Demonic Angels. i hope to start writing again soon.


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former pen name: Kureme (older stories have been revised,so nothing in my archive should read "by Kureme" anymore).

3.29.05 i now accept anonymous reviews.if you don't have a account,that's fine.just review my stories anyway.(this might be the reason of my lack of reviews)
2.28.08 bio page edited because of length."Truth or Dare" summary removed."Pirate Switch" summary edited."There and Back Again" and "Twenty Years Later" summaries added.
5.10.08 Pirates of the Caribbean Sparrington slash story "Unexpected Affection" deleted.soon to be replaced.
6.12.08 non-crucial updates removed up until 2008,thus shortening the bio page.
9.12.08 Teen Titans story "This is Why we Don't Take Off Our Uniforms" deleted.replaced with TNA Impact wrestling story "Vindictive Angels".read and review flames.
1.13.09 all ten chapter of LOTR story "Into Middle Earth" rewritten. please read and review.
8.9.09 "Pirate Switch" sequel "There And Back Again" has been canceled. summary for "Vindictive Angels" added.
9.20.09 multi-catagory story "Truth or Dare?" has been deleted. to be replaced.
9.28.09 characters "Christian" and "Sting" have been added to "Vindictive Angels's" official summary. they're not the only featured characters in the story, but they are the two most prominent. other featured characters include Roxxi and AJ Styles.
5.26.10 Pirates of the Caribbean story "Twenty Years Later" story has been deleted. summary removed from bio page. archive story replaced with WWE wrestling story "Nothing Casual." eventual angsty Jeff Hardy/John Morrison slash. no flames. review, please!
2.24.11 bio page edited due to length
4.16.11 story summaries cleaned up. summary for "Nothing Casual" added.
6.29.12 WWE wrestling story "Nothing Casual" completed after a too-long break from uploading. hopefully the next chapter of "Demonic Angels" will be up soon.

over the course of my many years of writing, i've written about many different fandoms. while i still enjoy many of them, i no longer write about them, such as Pirates of the Caribbean or Metalocalypse. i probably should, though. the POTC one will probably change once the fourth movie comes out, and i'm starting to get back in to Harry Potter, so you might see some stories arise as such. but as of right now, the fandom i write the most about is Wrestling.


note: "Twenty Years Later" is the new title of "By Dawn's Light" (deleted).
note II: "Pirate Switch" sequel "There And Back Again" has been canceled.

Pirate Switch (Pirates of the Caribbean)
myself (Kendra), Stephanie, and Leah are at Monique's house when we discover Jack Sparrow and Will Turner coming through her washing machine, Bubbly Wash. Jack and Will, now in the 21st century, must adapt to their new surroundings and the tons of screaming fangirls...with us as very very poor bodyguards. but when they try to go back to the 18th century and we won't let them, they accidentally drag us with them into the washing machine. now we have to face the evils of the pirate world while trying to fight our way back home.
Warnings: language, alcohol use, murder and attempted murder, violence, and some suggestive material.
Progress: COMPLETE.
Chapters: 31.
Pairings: Leah/Will, Steffie/OC, Kennie/Jack

Vindictive Angels (Wrestling--TNA)
WWE Diva Lina Lavigne transfers to TNA to become a Knockout under the name Ellie Blackwood. her reasons? to teach the Beautiful People, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, a lesson about respecting the "normals". she plans to do this alongside her favorite female wrestler, the Hardcore Knockout Roxxi, but some other people who've been watching her have their own plans for her. Ellie suddenly finds herself in the middle of an epic civil war between TNA's Frontline and the Main Event Mafia. Christian Cage and AJ Styles can do little to keep her out of trouble, while the Mafia, Sting in particular, seem to have their sights set on her. Takes place in TNA 2008-2009.
Warnings: language, violence, mild drinking, mild suggestive situations.
Progress: COMPLETE, prequel posted.
Chapters: 14, plus epilogue.
Pairings: Ellie/Christian friendship. Ellie/AJ friendship. Ellie/Sting ??.
misc. notes: a prequel and a sequel have been planned out (prequel comes first, then sequel).

Nothing Casual (Wrestling--WWE)
When you've been around the WWE for as long as Jeff Hardy has, little that goes on backstage surprises you anymore. His storylines are just that, and his romances are nothing to think twice about. Enemies never stay as such, and Jeff Hardy, as anyone can tell you, gets along with them just as well as anyone else. But for some reason, John Morrison is different. As Johnny Nitro, he put him through his most mind-wracking storyline ever. But John Morrison actually cares, and Jeff Hardy, as experienced and unsurprised by the Superstars as he is, is completely thrown off guard. And that's just what John Morrison wants. He's plotting something, something mentally numbing and curiously intricate, and Jeff simply cannot ignore it. It's a game of wills, and only time will tell if he breaks. Takes place in WWE 2009.
Warnings: language, mild violence and references to it, angst, strong sexual situations.
Progress: COMPLETE.
Chapters: 5
Pairings: Jeff Hardy/John Morrison slash.

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You're the Father! by TheVampireLucinda reviews
Shawn Michaels has been successfully resting in retirement and enjoying his family for the past few weeks when he suddenly receives some very interesting news...One-shot. Crack fic. Fun to write. Complete!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Shawn Michaels - Complete
What It Isn't by ISJ reviews
Some musicians say music is a greater high than drugs. That no booze could ever get you this drunk. That it is better than sex, even. Well, Toki can’t speak to the last. But the other two, those are lies. Character sketch of Dethklok's rhythm guitarist.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Band Camp by Aulophobic Clarinetist reviews
The Twelve Days of Christmas... Band Camp Style!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Gratitude, Drinks, and Mr Smith by Eurothrashed reviews
What if Jack hadn't been captured or even suspected of being a pirate? First Movie AU. Repost After Edit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
The Captain & The White Lady by Bressa W reviews
He loved her when first he saw her, but her heart still belonged to someone else...can they save each other? R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
POTC: The curse of that darn ring by schofield-pitt reviews
My version of what would happen if the Caribbean was crossed with Middle Earth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
Impossible Things by saran reviews
[Slash] Will Turner and Jack Sparrow question just how deep their feelings run for each other. To what lengths will the lovers go to be together?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,384 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Mary Sue by saran reviews
This is the direct result of reading numerous Mary Sue fics. Be afraid.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2003
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Nothing Casual reviews
Jeff Hardy notices a lot that goes on in the WWE. John Morrison thinks he's overlooking the important things. after the 2009 draft, John ends up closer to Jeff than ever before, and presented with the most opportune moments to help him open his eyes. COMPLETE.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Jeff Hardy, John Morrison/Nitro - Complete
Demonic Angels reviews
"Vindictive Angels" prequel. Lina Lavigne gets her break in the WWE when Jeff Hardy takes her under his wing, but as time wears on and some Superstars set their sights on her, she begins to feel like she's bit off a little more than she can chew. HIATUS.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Jeff Hardy, Edge
Vindictive Angels reviews
TNA fic.Ellie Blackwood transfers to TNA from WWE to teach the Beautiful People a lesson with Roxxi.what she didn't expect was to get caught in the middle of the Main Event Mafia/Frontline war, and find friends in the most unusual of places. COMPLETE!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,074 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Christian, Sting - Complete
Pirate Switch reviews
when Jack and Will are transported to the 21st century and fall into the hands of myself and 3 other friends,chaos ensues.when we're all dragged into the 18th century,we face hardships and battle pirates during the fight to get back home. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,794 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Into Middle Earth reviews
during a typical day at school,i'm suddenly knocked into a coma and awaken in Middle Earth.i encounter Aragorn,Legolas,and Gimli and decide to help out.but will i screw up the future even more than it already will be?AragornxLegolas.REVISION COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,711 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
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