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Joined 12-08-03, id: 500379, Profile Updated: 02-01-14
Author has written 10 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Patriot, Fifth Element, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Star Wars, and Spider-Man.

02-01-2014

I'm back! Hoping to update soon...been playing a lot of the Elder Scrolls games (replaying some at least) so there are some Oblivion/Lucien Lachance fics in the works. :)

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Mercenary by PoisonousAngel reviews
Bane survived the Catwoman's attack. But now he wakes to agony of the worst kind. He is imprisoned in Arkham Asylum and in extreme pain. But not for long. The sun cannot blind him forever. Post TDKR. Bane/OC COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,046 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Bane - Complete
Two Captains by Tulio and Miguel reviews
After being stripped of her title and thrown off of her own ship, Captain Ryenne Caelar makes one huge mistake: getting on the wrong side of Captain Jack Sparrow. And now, she finds she needs his help more than ever. Complete - now with alternate ending.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 214,938 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Death's Last Kiss by Kendra Luehr reviews
The Joker entertains an unlikely guest. WARNING: dark, disturbing elements, bloodlust, and necrophilia-esque mannerisms.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
Beautiful and Clever and Funny as Sin by MorganBonny reviews
Broken Compass Drabble 'Mary-Sue' Everyone is completely enthralled with Port Royal's own Mary Sue...everyone except Captain Norrington, that is.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009 - James N. - Complete
Hi, This Is Luke, Leave A Message by Lucillia reviews
Hi Luke, this is Mon Mothma. I know you admire me as one of the great leaders of the Rebellion, but stealing my underwear is going a little too far.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Demise of Will Turner by x-the-three-crazed-teenagers-x reviews
We, the three crazed fangirls, thought we would take a break from writing our epic comedy self-insert thriller, to remind you of what a pansy Will Turner is and the 20 pansyish deeds that would lead to his demise... enjoy! NB: NOT FOR WILL TURNER LOVERS
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Will T. - Complete
Goat Pirates of Port Royal by DethRose reviews
Totally random. Sorry, but this refused to leave my brain until I wrote it down. Flames are welcome! Wow. How many times do you get to read that? Since so many one persons said I should continue this I will. I just have to think what to write.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
In The Offing by Random-Battlecry reviews
Mid-TDK. He leaps on the bus and takes them all for the ride of their lives, a murderous conundrum in an archaic nurse outfit. The Joker and his victims to be.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Beckett's First Date by Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess reviews
Cutler Beckett never saw the point of a blind date - and never will.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
Beckett's First Near Death Experience by Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess reviews
Cutler Beckett hates spiders. Always has, always will.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
In Which JeanLuc Goes Bananas by StatlerWaldorf reviews
Wesley bakes, Data refuses to put on clothing, and potatoes fly in tonight's adventure! If you take it seriously, then that's just silly of you. Relax, breathe... watch out for Lwaxana!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - J. Picard, Lwaxana T. - Complete
Delicacy by GreenWood Elf reviews
Beckett clenched his fists. He hated her obscenely polite manners, why it was a very mockery of her person. A woman with bloodstained hands and breeches shouldn’t be polite.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,145 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S.
Theory about the Peanut by flagpole reviews
Ever wondered what was with Jack and the peanut? Here in this funny short song type thing you will know one of my theorys!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Teh Ultimate Mary Sue Parody! by Stormtracer reviews
Here's a thought: What if LotR characters could occasionally resist Mary Sues? After reading several badfics, I wondered what the results would be. So I wrote this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,680 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Whatsoever You Do by Dreamstrifer reviews
Nindariel is a shy, pretty elf. Haldir is an arrogant, cold Marchwarden. And Rumil has the perfect plan to bring the two together. HaldirOC, set before the books.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,751 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Haldir - Complete
If Ye Give a Kraken a Human by Luthy Lovett reviews
Y'know those If You Give a Mouse a Cookie books? Well, this is like that. Only it's FLYING DUTCHMAN STYLE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Waver by GroggyRae reviews
Jack's idea of a distraction leaves much to be desired and his rescuer ends up not wanting to rescue him at all. SOMEHWAT REVISED
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Zero Point Six Eight Seconds by trekqueen reviews
With one kiss, Data suddenly had to choose between receiving his greatest desire or to save humanity. 100word drabble challenge entry for Open Scrolls Archive for the subject: The Long Kiss.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Data, J. Picard - Complete
Rum and Mint Jelly by Mollyscribbles reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow is stuck alone on an island. Again. An unexpected visitor cheers him up.
Crossover - Care Bears & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Dark My Light by Blodeuedd reviews
The childhood of Dr. Jonathan Crane was a dark one, marked by cruelty, pain, and loss. What happens when the arrival of a new intern at Arkham Asylum revives memories of what he's sought to forget? A bizarre account of unnatural love and inevitable ruin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,436 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
derp by 292401 reviews
derp
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Complete
LOST by Fan of Fan Fic reviews
Before you read this, I must warn you that I may have gone crazy while writing episode 1! But I hope you'll read this, please read and review.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004
Raven “Johnny” Braveheart Mithrandir Stormcrow by furvacatta reviews
One Shot. Raven is made fun of at school and lives in a shack under a pile of poo. Suddenly she is transported into Pirates of the Carribean. Companion to Curse of the Mary Sues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Complete
Sweet Misery by vipper902 reviews
Yet another unfortunate girl lands in Middel Earth. Haldir finds her nearly dead, and brings her to Lothlorien to nurse her back to health. As her dark fate is revealed, will Haldir find himself falling in love with her? Even so, can he save her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,890 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Haldir
The Uniforms From Hell by Ormspryde reviews
Picard finally snaps...
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2005
Ambrosia of the Sea by Stefynae reviews
The death of Bootstrap is only one of many events explained in this prequel to the movie. Warning: contains apples, rum, and all other manner of pirate things. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,531 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Complete
Drei by Mieren reviews
Forge tried to help Kurt with his teleportation range again. Something went wrong... (Note: This may get *very* weird.)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 5/22/2003
Dual Biography by Karina of Darkness reviews
FINISHED. The Twins' lives after the explosion, from Twin Two's POV.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 56,166 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Twins
Data Gets Diarrhea by ScaryKelly reviews
Data installs a new "Digestion Chip", and drinks too much Romulan Ail. The next day when Data doesn't answer his door, Geordi suspects something going awry and calls for back up. Please R&R
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Data, G. LaForge
An Unsung Hero: An Earth 723 Fic by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
Related to The Day the Earth Stood Back but not a sequel. When a young mutant attacks, Nightcrawler must live with the consequences... Complete! Includes 4 Deleted Scenes! Please Review!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,008 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Complete
Mists of Valinor by Genesis Grey reviews
The story of Celebrian's life and eventual departure over sea. [Updated - Lothlorien 5]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,143 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Elrond, Elrohir, Celebrian, Elladan
Understanding by Drucilla reviews
If you stare persistently into the abyss, sometimes the abyss stares back into you.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 116,023 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Smith, A.
La Estrella by Mist and Mischief reviews
Yes, another JackOC. Takes place during the movie. Captain Rachel Harris meets Capn Jack while trying to commandeer the Interceptor. The rest is history! RR please! NOT A MARYSUE! at least, I don't think it is... !FINISHED YE SCOUNDRELS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,108 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003
Real Men Eat Quiche by Rhi reviews
The replicators on the Enterprise are malfunctioning, and Picard really wants a cup of Earl Grey. Hilarity ensues...well, not quite.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004
The Last Stand of El Frodo by Operaman reviews
A goofy poem about the beloved Frodo in his last battle and departure. Let this tale of adventure modeled after Adam Sandler's beloved Saturday Night Live performance as Operaman be an enjoyment.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2004
Never by Leanan Sidhe reviews
Catherine, best friend of Wendy, has longed to be visited by the boy. The boys need a new mother and this one sings, but what is to happen when Catherine meets the not so dead as thought Hook? Is it possible to love both sinister man and insolent boy?
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,164 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003
Project: Wagner by Kiki Cabou reviews
More Kurt than you can shake a stick at! This now completed collection centers around everyone's favorite fuzzy dude, who is a most entertaining work in progress.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,632 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Complete
Vermin by Miseria Cantere reviews
The crew of the Black Pearl find themselves amidst their toughest battle to date- the fight against the infestation threatening to consume them all. The infestation of... the Mary Sue.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2003
Into The Caribbean by Simbelmyne reviews
Yes, the title bites. I know. Anway, two girls fall into the Caribbean - and a bitter author takes over. Beating the parody rush here, I am. *Complete, for Jebus' sake!*
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Complete
The Day of the Demon by Dark Hawk1 reviews
Just a short, cute story about Nightcrawler...his image inducer runs out of batteries while he and Logan are in town, and he must survive the day in his true form. Inspired by
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2003
The Cloning Factory by Raven Wings reviews
*COMPLETE* After recieving mysterious invitations, Wolverine, Gambit, Toad and Nightcrawler are about to find out how frightening fangirls can be. Self-insertion, randomness, sarcastic Toad and E-Bay.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,291 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2001 - Published: 5/13/2001 - Complete
Wesley's Revenge by Jaala reviews
The long-awaited sequel to "The Night the VISOR Escaped"! Go ahead and read it, I have a recap in there. You'll laugh. You'll cry. And you'll never look at Worf the same way.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2000
SMart Monotony by xoshade reviews
For anyone who ever worked in the retail trade....and hated it.
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2000 - Complete
The Unusual Plague by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Short and Sweet...
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2000
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True Romance reviews
A collection of Harley/Joker vignettes. Dark.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Emo Never Prospers, But Evil Always Does reviews
Because Spiderman 3 was lame. - Dedicated to a friend who will probably never read this anyway.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Harry O. - Complete
The Fifth Element Parody reviews
A strange little adaptation of a certain strange little movie...
Fifth Element - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007
RumRunner: Diary of a Pirate reviews
A collection of journal entries from Norrington, Jack, and others.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
The Dark Side of the Moon reviews
Fett fic. One-Shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Boba Fett, Darth Vader - Complete
Work is For Chumps
Follows the events of Guilt Trip. In order to repay Cotton for the loss of his parrot, Jack Sparrow and crew begin working at the local cinema.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,505 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs
Cracker Jack reviews
He wanted her to use him. And, rum or not, Jack Sparrow always got what he wanted. - JS/ES
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Patriot Parody reviews
Comedic take on Mel Gibson and the movie. Hehehe...
Patriot - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Complete
Calypso reviews
He couldn’t bear it any longer – the blade came down and across in one smooth motion, ripping flesh and muscle... Davy Jones/Tia Dalma. One-Shot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Davy Jones, Tia D. - Complete
Guilt Trip reviews
Cotton takes Jack Sparrow on a guilt trip. One-Shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete