When a young mutant attacks, Nightcrawler must live with the consequences, coping with the loss of his mutant gifts while reality unravels all around him... Related to my story "The Day the Earth Stood Back," but not a sequel. Complete Story, freshly revised! Includes 4 Deleted Scenes! Please Review!

Bane survived the Catwoman's attack. But now he wakes to agony of the worst kind. He is imprisoned in Arkham Asylum and in extreme pain. But not for long. The sun cannot blind him forever. Post TDKR. Bane/OC COMPLETE

9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.

The Joker entertains an unlikely guest. WARNING: dark, disturbing elements, bloodlust, and necrophilia-esque mannerisms.

Broken Compass Drabble 'Mary-Sue' Everyone is completely enthralled with Port Royal's own Mary Sue...everyone except Captain Norrington, that is.

Hi Luke, this is Mon Mothma. I know you admire me as one of the great leaders of the Rebellion, but stealing my underwear is going a little too far.

We, the three crazed fangirls, thought we would take a break from writing our epic comedy self-insert thriller, to remind you of what a pansy Will Turner is and the 20 pansyish deeds that would lead to his demise... enjoy! NB: NOT FOR WILL TURNER LOVERS

Totally random. Sorry, but this refused to leave my brain until I wrote it down. Flames are welcome! Wow. How many times do you get to read that? Since so many one persons said I should continue this I will. I just have to think what to write.

Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.

Mid-TDK. He leaps on the bus and takes them all for the ride of their lives, a murderous conundrum in an archaic nurse outfit. The Joker and his victims to be.

Cutler Beckett never saw the point of a blind date - and never will.

Cutler Beckett hates spiders. Always has, always will.

Wesley bakes, Data refuses to put on clothing, and potatoes fly in tonight's adventure! If you take it seriously, then that's just silly of you. Relax, breathe... watch out for Lwaxana!

Beckett clenched his fists. He hated her obscenely polite manners, why it was a very mockery of her person. A woman with bloodstained hands and breeches shouldn’t be polite.

Ever wondered what was with Jack and the peanut? Here in this funny short song type thing you will know one of my theorys!

Here's a thought: What if LotR characters could occasionally resist Mary Sues? After reading several badfics, I wondered what the results would be. So I wrote this.

Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!

Nindariel is a shy, pretty elf. Haldir is an arrogant, cold Marchwarden. And Rumil has the perfect plan to bring the two together. HaldirOC, set before the books.

Y'know those If You Give a Mouse a Cookie books? Well, this is like that. Only it's FLYING DUTCHMAN STYLE!

Jack's idea of a distraction leaves much to be desired and his rescuer ends up not wanting to rescue him at all. SOMEHWAT REVISED

With one kiss, Data suddenly had to choose between receiving his greatest desire or to save humanity. 100word drabble challenge entry for Open Scrolls Archive for the subject: The Long Kiss.

Captain Jack Sparrow is stuck alone on an island. Again. An unexpected visitor cheers him up.

The childhood of Dr. Jonathan Crane was a dark one, marked by cruelty, pain, and loss. What happens when the arrival of a new intern at Arkham Asylum revives memories of what he's sought to forget? A bizarre account of unnatural love and inevitable ruin.

Before you read this, I must warn you that I may have gone crazy while writing episode 1! But I hope you'll read this, please read and review.

One Shot. Raven is made fun of at school and lives in a shack under a pile of poo. Suddenly she is transported into Pirates of the Carribean. Companion to Curse of the Mary Sues.

Yet another unfortunate girl lands in Middel Earth. Haldir finds her nearly dead, and brings her to Lothlorien to nurse her back to health. As her dark fate is revealed, will Haldir find himself falling in love with her? Even so, can he save her?

Picard finally snaps...

The death of Bootstrap is only one of many events explained in this prequel to the movie. Warning: contains apples, rum, and all other manner of pirate things. Complete.

Forge tried to help Kurt with his teleportation range again. Something went wrong... (Note: This may get *very* weird.)

FINISHED. The Twins' lives after the explosion, from Twin Two's POV.

Data installs a new "Digestion Chip", and drinks too much Romulan Ail. The next day when Data doesn't answer his door, Geordi suspects something going awry and calls for back up. Please R&R

The story of Celebrian's life and eventual departure over sea. [Updated - Lothlorien 5]

If you stare persistently into the abyss, sometimes the abyss stares back into you.

Yes, another JackOC. Takes place during the movie. Captain Rachel Harris meets Capn Jack while trying to commandeer the Interceptor. The rest is history! RR please! NOT A MARYSUE! at least, I don't think it is... !FINISHED YE SCOUNDRELS!

The replicators on the Enterprise are malfunctioning, and Picard really wants a cup of Earl Grey. Hilarity ensues...well, not quite.

A goofy poem about the beloved Frodo in his last battle and departure. Let this tale of adventure modeled after Adam Sandler's beloved Saturday Night Live performance as Operaman be an enjoyment.

Catherine, best friend of Wendy, has longed to be visited by the boy. The boys need a new mother and this one sings, but what is to happen when Catherine meets the not so dead as thought Hook? Is it possible to love both sinister man and insolent boy?

More Kurt than you can shake a stick at! This now completed collection centers around everyone's favorite fuzzy dude, who is a most entertaining work in progress.

The crew of the Black Pearl find themselves amidst their toughest battle to date- the fight against the infestation threatening to consume them all. The infestation of... the Mary Sue.

Yes, the title bites. I know. Anway, two girls fall into the Caribbean - and a bitter author takes over. Beating the parody rush here, I am. *Complete, for Jebus' sake!*

Just a short, cute story about Nightcrawler...his image inducer runs out of batteries while he and Logan are in town, and he must survive the day in his true form. Inspired by

*COMPLETE* After recieving mysterious invitations, Wolverine, Gambit, Toad and Nightcrawler are about to find out how frightening fangirls can be. Self-insertion, randomness, sarcastic Toad and E-Bay.

The long-awaited sequel to "The Night the VISOR Escaped"! Go ahead and read it, I have a recap in there. You'll laugh. You'll cry. And you'll never look at Worf the same way.

For anyone who ever worked in the retail trade....and hated it.

Short and Sweet...