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Name:Sean

State:Connecticut

Town:Canton

Age:28

Birth date:05/28/82

Occupation:student

Likes:Manga/Anime,Movies(Action,Sci-fi,Horror,and Comedy),Books,TV,Comics

Dislikes:Math, Left-Wing Liberals, seeing dead animals, heat(unable to sweat), non-canon slash

Favorite Movies:"Star Wars","Scream","Rush Hour"(1,2 and 3),"Hellboy"(both),"Kill Bill"(both),"X-Men"(first 2),"Spider-Man"(all 3),"Daredevil","Hulk","Punisher"

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

ATTENTION: An annonymous user, karleybob, has insulted Cosmo Prower Tomahawk, saying that she was plagiaring Roger Rabbit just by making a parody, he just doesn't understand that SHE HAS ORIGINALITY, like every user in ff.net. if karleybob insult CTP or other user history, he'll be sorry for making that mistake!! IF YOU ARE AGAINST KARLEYBOB, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Thank you

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

I just took a superhero/villan qiz my results are:

What superhero/villain are you?

1:Your Result: You are Deadpool

Hyper, hyper, hyper!!! What's this electrical cord for? You can say 'enchilada' in seven languages. Take some pills, dude, and don't go near heavy machinery. On the upside, you have a sense of humour. On the downside, you have a tendency to attack people for eating the last Cheesy Puff.

2: You are Spider-man, 3: You are Captain America, 4: You are Thor, 5: You are Wolverine, 6: You are the Green Goblin, 7: You are Doctor Doom, 8: You are Elektra

101 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

18. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

19. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

20. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

21. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department

22. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

23. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

24. Play with the automatic doors.

25. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

26. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

27. Repeat #26 in the jewelry department.

28. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

29. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

32. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

33. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

34. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

35. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

36. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

37. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

38. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

39. Take bets on the battle described above.

40. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

41. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

42. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

43. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags

44. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

45. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

46. Two words: "Marco Polo."

47. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

48. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

49. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

50. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

53. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

54. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

55. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

56. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

57. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

58. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

59. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

60. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

I thought this was funny:

Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.
Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and explain to da owner of da pig what happened."
One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
"What happen to you?" He asks.
"Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me."
"My God! What did you tell dem?" asked President Hussein.
The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig." .

I'm Sorry:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!


Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. -Tim Allen

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. -Robin Williams

"Ah, yes, divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." -Robin Williams

Link to the "Bring Back Young Justice and Green Lantern" petition:

https://www.change.org/petitions/cartoon-network-warner-bros-bring-back-young-justice-and-green-lantern-the-animated-series

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This is an continuation fiction, where Ranma goes back into his past with a chance to fix the problems in his life, and probably make a ton of new ones in the process.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 1,025,889 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Akane, Ranma
Ryuukage by Dragon of Time reviews
I can't write summerys to save my life so please just read the story and give your opinion. rated M for language, blood and future adult situations. NarutoxHinataxharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,549 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Naruto U.
Sailor Moon: Redemption by dragonfang33 reviews
Part I of VI Sailor Moon Star Wars crossover, Anakin Skywalker must atone for the sins he commited as Darth Vader before the Force will alow him to rest in peace, therefore he must confront the Jedi's most ancient enemy, Queen Beryl
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 174,000 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
Ron one half Book 2: Middleton Mayhem by Parareru reviews
Finally an UPDATE! Ron and Kim have returned to Middleton, the quest for the Talisman behind them. But there are still a few pieces left to clean up as some new problems rear their head. Trouble brews for our heroes as more of Ron's destiny is revealed...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,944 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/21/2005
It's Written in the Stars by sanalayla reviews
Lois Lane makes a wish on a star... with surprising consequences. Smallville & Superman Returns crossover. CLOIS.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,334 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
Stars of the Toushin by TouGod reviews
ON HOLD PENDING REWRITE. Ranma finds out about his heritage and finds his way to his destiny. By doing so, he changes the fate of an entire galaxy. Ranma & Star Wars.
Crossover - Star Wars & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,316 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Ranma
The Jersey Devil by vanillafluffy reviews
Dean has a close encounter with a taser and Sam shares a backseat with a drag queen. Crossover between the Plum novels by Janet Evanovich and Supernatural the TV series. The Winchesters do Trenton and things will never be the same!
Crossover - Janet Evanovich & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Stephanie P., Dean W. - Complete
A Different Life by crosseyedbutterfly reviews
AU that starts before the anime or manga. A forced engagment, random turtle demons, throw in some new characters, plus an explination of several people's pasts...well... guess you'll have to read it and see...CHAPTER 23 UP. Fini.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 372,344 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Complete
Ranma, A different path taken by kayemsi reviews
AU This Ranma is more intelligent, nicer. Read first chapter for better summary
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 257,549 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Akane, Ranma
Back to School by Agent-G reviews
The XMen now face new challenges and one of the major ones being...returning to High School. Part 7 of my AGU series
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,592 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
Justice League: The Spider by Agent-G reviews
The Justice League get a new surprising member, SpiderMan from the Ultimate Marvel universe. Please R&R.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 178,385 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
Hellfire and Brimstone by Agent-G reviews
Written with Slickboy444 One year after Apocalypse is defeated things have calmed down, but the Hellfire Club decides to make the lives of the XMen pure hell, and that's just the beginning. Jott, Romy, VinceEmma, Wandurt, LoganOroro and Kiotr.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 673,211 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Complete
Ultimatum by Typhonis reviews
Nodoka reveals her secret past.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,870 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
The New Exiles by Agent-G reviews
The Exiles lives are changed forever, but now for the better and with a new mission in life and a new mentor looking out for them but also with new evils on the rise. [COMPLETE]
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,461 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Complete
The New Teacher by Agent-G reviews
Peter Parker AKA SpiderMan, has lost his job teaching at his old high school. Now he's got a new teaching job now. At Xavier's. Can he teach there and keep his secret? COMPLETE
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 116,765 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
The Spider and The Question by Agent-G reviews
The Question starts to dig for answers on one of the newest members of the League: SpiderMan. Takes place in my JL: The Spider fic.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/6/2005
Saturday Morning Toons 2 by Agent-G reviews
Sarah Logan X23 gets her first tastes of Satruday Cartoons with a few of the others. A one shot that takes place in my AGU series after my story Adjustments.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., X23 - Complete
Wanda's Life by Agent-G reviews
An AU fic. What if Xaiver had found Wanda not long after she was taken to the asylum and had gone to live with Xaiver. Contains Wandurt and a little Jott, Lancitty. [COMPLETE]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,806 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
The Incredibles: Reviving the Glory Days by TheFLHurricane reviews
The Incredibles are back - or are they? See what happens from the moment the movie leaves off. Can The Incredibles revive the glory days of supers? COMPLETE!
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,973 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Night Terror by Agent-G reviews
Sarah Logan X23 is woken up in the middle of the night by a bad nightmare and has to deal with it. Set in my AGU series after my Adjustments story.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2005 - X23, Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Mystic Knights of Middelton by Green Tima reviews
What happens when 9 mystic weapons with the powers of nature are rediscovered. Well that all depends on who gets them. ch 18. Back to basics, with a twist- completed
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,314 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Complete
Legacies by KTfanfic reviews
AU X-over Terry discovers a family secret.
Batman Beyond - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004
SpiderX by Agent-G reviews
SpiderMan, XMen crossover. After their meeting with Warren, Rogue and Scott have another encounter while in New York. Please R&R Complete
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,214 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
For the love of a Goddess by JA Baker reviews
Drabble series: Xander finds that having a literal Goddess as a girlfriend can be both a blessing and a curse… Buffy-Oh! My Goddess
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Xander H., Belldandy
Adjustments by Agent-G reviews
Can Wanda, Piotr, Gambit and X23 fit in, in their new home with the XMen? Takes place right after Family Affairs and 6th in the AGU series.[COMPLETE]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,284 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Complete
Ron one half by Parareru reviews
Ranma ½ xover. Book 1 COMPLETE! While in China to stop Monkey Fist from getting hold of the Mystical Monkey Talisman, Ron falls into a certain cursed spring. Now the trail to the Talisman has led Team Possible to Japan. As always RR please.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,596 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Complete
Wanda's Thoughts by Agent-G reviews
Wanda has a journal she now rights in, what exactly goes through her mind? Well come and find out. Please R&R and this is part of my AGU series. [Complete]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
Kurt's Revenge by Agent-G reviews
Kurt had come up with a plan to get even with Rogue and her boyfriend for a certain pank they pulled on him. Takes place during Adjustments and part of my AGU series.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Family Visit by Agent-G reviews
Set during my Adjustments story. Ororo takes time out to visit her sister and Blink goes along with her.A few surprises are in store and a few things put to rest. Please R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Storm/Ororo M. - Complete
SpiderMan the Vampire Slayer by sjepstein reviews
Mary Jane shoots a movie in Sunnydale--and Peter comes along... Takes place between Amazing Spider-Man 509 and 510 (Straczynski run), and early Season 6 Buffy, not long before "Once More With Feeling"
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2004
Prodigy Reunion by Agent-G reviews
Vincent finally meets the last three surviors of Project Prodigy that now work for SHEILD and Nick Fury. Part of my AGU series.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Complete
All You Need Is Love by Nodakskip reviews
Crossover with Xena. Xander and Cordy go in a new direction. Rated R just in case.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Xander H., Cordelia C.
Family Affairs by Agent-G reviews
New people, new villans, and at the end of this the lives of the XMen & Brotherhood will never be the same again. Please R&R 5th in the AGU series [COMPLETE]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,805 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
Reality Trip by Agent-G reviews
Forge's experiment sends some of the XMen on a trip of their life, through other realities. R&R 4th in the AGU series COMPLETE
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,272 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
Blink's new life by Agent-G reviews
Clarice Ferguson also known as Blink, is adjusting to her new life in the Institute and her life will never be the same again. please R&R 3rd in the AGU series COMPLETE
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,654 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Complete
Enter Daytripper by Agent-G reviews
Here it is the sequel to Enter Mayhem, so read that first if you haven't or you'll get lost fast in the story. please R&R COMPLETE 2nd in the AGU series
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,895 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Complete
Saturday morning toons by Agent-G reviews
Jamie, Kurt and Vincent are having their weekly time in font of the TV when they start to recall all of their favorite shows to Jamie
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Multiple/Jamie M., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Enter Mayhem by Agent-G reviews
1st in the AGU series. What happens when someone can no longer hide that he's a mutant and then joins the XMen: please read and review COMPLETE
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,817 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Complete
The Long Buffy Halloween by jon3776 reviews
Xander dresses up as his favorite superhero for Halloween. Batman...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,764 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Xander H.
The Queen Diaries by Kat097 reviews
Mia's all grown up and queen of Genovia. She's lost contact with all her friends but then her Mom invites her to NY. Will she go? FINISHED!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,057 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Complete
Betrothed by Classic Cowboy reviews
On Adam's seventeenth birthday, he received a gift from his father and ManAtArms he never expected and won't soon forget. AT, MAAS
He-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete
Tell Me Lies by Ugly-Girl reviews
Diana tries to cope with the events in her life after her exile, and new feelings for one of her teammates. Sappy shipfic warning. Finally moved from DC Superheroes section.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,066 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003
Taking the Initiative by Dorian Blackthorne theowl reviews
When Prof. Charles Xavier and two of his students visit LA for a genetics conference, things take a few unexpected turns. BtVS/Ats/X-men. Heavy editing done to Chapters 4, 6, and 7. Epiloge added. See Authors Notes for details. Please R&R.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,831 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2002 - Published: 1/3/2002
Too Late? by Holocron Coder reviews
This is a Jacen and Tenel Ka romance. Something has happened to Jacen. Will he live? PG because of danger. Being safe here ;
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2001 - Complete
Lost in an Alternate Universe by RobotwtsuwanBat reviews
Co-author with ShadowHawk, RoboCop is somehow transported in the Bubblegum Crisis 2040 universe.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2001 - Published: 7/27/2001