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Joined 12-08-03, id: 500478, Profile Updated: 01-17-14
Author has written 130 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Discworld, Harry Potter, Island, Firefly, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fullmetal Alchemist, Wolf's Rain, Cowboy Bebop, Pumpkin Scissors/パンプキン・シザーズ, Animorphs, Avatar: Last Airbender, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, TV X-overs, Red vs. Blue, Legend of Korra, and Book X-overs.

(Aka, B2WM of LiveJournal. Yes, that comes from Boromir II's Warg Mistress; everyone goes through their Suethor phase. Just "Warg" will generally do nicely, though.)

Basically, I write LotR, Discworld, and occasionally Potter, Firefly, or a random other fandom. I've also gotten hooked on Fullmetal Alchemist and Wolf's Rain, so don't be surprised if a lot of my newer fics are based on the manga and anime, respectively. They're crack for the Wargish soul. As to what's happened to Warg in the past several months, what with my already infrequent update schedule taking a nosedive, I refer you to Georgia of The Freelancer Collaboration. And York. And Utah, you fic-killing bluetard. Most of my fic isn't fit for this site, but I'll keep my best here. And "Wargs to Live By," just because it ties all my Lord of the Rings pieces together. My old bio can be found on my livejournal info. If you want to read it or just go bug me there; the link's off the homepage thing. (At http://b2wm.livejournal.com/52978.html#cutid1)

My major obsession, if it wasn't obvious, is the extended Hurin clan, especially Boromir, Imrahil, and Denethor. The Den/Fin Files, written for the 50lyricsfanfic challenge on LJ, are a series of loosely connected short stories set in bookverse canon, mostly centering on the relationship of Denethor and Finduilas and their family, of all things. There may be minor references in one fic concerning another, but they can be read independently of one another. All of the Files I've written so far can be found on LJ if you click the Finduilas banner in my userinfo. It may not show up on this page, but I also now have a shiny little D/F icon for all the Files.

TV Tropes will ruin your vocabulary, but it'll also enhance your writing skills. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage

Member of Critics United. I always sign my reviews, because if I wanted to extensively rant or squee at everyone, I'd just leave it in these lists:

Ten reasons why Warg is squeeing over a fic: (From "need it to read it" to "OMEI this just exploded the super-sweet-freakin'-shiny-mega-special-awesome meter and can't currently review because I'm doing the happy fangirl dance":)

10. The formatting, spelling, and grammar are all flawless. I will read a fic with occasional typos, because everyone makes 'em, but the best writers fix them.

9. The canon cast is in-character. I don't care if the main protagonists from the show/book are front and center or if the original cast barely warrants a side-mention, but what we see of them makes sense for what we know of them and their current situations.

8. The OCs are well-rounded and contribute to the plot instead of hijacking it. Minor roles that stay minor don't have to worry so much, but the more prominent original characters look like people whose stories just didn't come into focus during the original series, but they totally could have been there all along in the background and the 'verse is a little richer for their presence.

7. We get a fresh perspective. I love my Royai-Edwin, Spike Spiegel, Vimesy, Tsume, and Golden Trio as much as the next fangirl, but I also like to see the minor characters get a turn in the spotlight. Buck the trends. Stand out. Take a chance to make a minor character your own hero.

6. New and exciting plots throw me for a loop. Yes, we know what happens in canon. But what about before the events of the canon story? After? What were these people doing when the original author left them alone for five minutes? Awesomeness.

5. We get expansions to the mechanics and cultures of the 'verse. Maybe it's the practical, everyday uses of a spell. Maybe it's a nifty little piece of technology and its impact on how the heroes communicate. It could be a well-researched language, or the details of an environment, or insight into what it takes to accomplish a particular feat of skill. Maybe the way the aliens evolved physiologically makes them appreciate different values. Any way you choose to make the verse more real, I will be all over that like Ax on a Cinnabon.

4. The language has style. Descriptions add to the scene, the subtext is mind-bending with possibilities without making the piece as a whole impossible to understand, the metaphors have wit, beauty, and immediacy, and it's just a pleasure to read. Although I tend to go with short fics when I'm feeling lazy, twenty thousand words counts as a short fic when it reads so smoothly.

3. The PoVs are sharp and strongly in-character to the point where I can hear the characters' voices and could tell who was narrating a chapter even if the name never came up. Not everyone has as distinct a diction as Hagrid, Cheza, and the moles of Redwall, but this author has gone beyond merely getting the characters to being able to put sound to still words. The story sounds like a missing scene from the original piece, and I could even hear Wendsleydale as a distinct muse loud and clear.

2. The overall bittersweetness makes me optimistically cynical. I love a fic that can maintain a mood and pass it on to the readers. Sometimes I'm in the mood for fluff, and there are authors who are really good at sweet and cute and I love 'em for it. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a really dark fic. I know authors who bring the horror and I fear them for their awesomeness. But those who can juxtapose the light and dark and come up with a bittersweet symphony? Congratulations, you win at Machiavellianism.

1. *Warg could not be contacted for further comment; there was merely a high-pitched squeeing noise.*

Warg's top ten pet peeves in published fics - er, tips for beginning writers:

1. Paragraphs are your friends. Make sure each speaker gets a new one.

2. A/Ns belong at the beginning or ending of the fic. They kill suspension of disbelief in the middle. Ditto emoticons and random song lyrics. (Who the crap is singing? Also, do you really need the full lyrics to the latest pop song in there to the point where you violate ToS for copyright? A single line or two can work beautifully, if you really want to start a song on the old inner soundtrack, and that way you're not constantly breaking it up, sprinkling the shattered bits all over your fic, making the Inner Soundtrack skip, and therefore ruining both the song and your story.)

3. "Quotation marks work like this," Warg said. "The final period is replaced with a comma inside the marks if you've got a 'said' synonym for a quote tag. If your speaker is doing something unrelated to speaking during the identifying beat, or the sentence ends with a question mark or exclamation point, (never both; that's what italics are for, and please don't make me have to quote Maskerade about multiple exclamation points,) then stick the final punctuation in there as usual." She paused to demonstrate. "Just remember Rule One and never paragraph incautiously when quoting little bald wrinkly smiling men."

4. Try not to change PoV and tense more often than necessary. Yes, seeing other characters' thoughts can be interesting and present tense makes things exciting, but swapping up too much can give your readers whiplash. Third-person PoV will cover multiple viewpoints without confusing the issue of "I," and present tense is fine if you can keep to the present... at least for the chapter, please.

5. Check your spelling, grammar, and homonyms at least twice, 'cause everyone's prone to typos. FFnet's spellcheck comes in handy, as long as you can tell the difference between "to," (directional,) "too," (also,) and "two," (the number,) "they're," (they are,) "there," (place,) and "their," (belonging to them,) "its" (possessive,) and "it's," (it is,) "you're" (you are,) and "your," (possessive,) "lose," (fail,) and "loose," (not tight,) "heal" (cure) and "heel" (the part of your foot where the pointy part of the shoe goes, or slang for an antagonist,) "throne" (what kings sit on,) and "thrown," (past tense of throw,) "rain," (precipitation,) "rein," (the lead rope on a horse, or referencing the slack in one's metaphorical leash) and "reign," (rule,) "straight" (not crooked or slang for het,) and "strait," (a narrow channel connecting more easily navigated bodies of water, literally or metaphorically, like the band,) "quite," (very,) "quiet" (silent,) and "quit," (stop,) "then" (later,) and "than," (comparative,) and other such homonyms, though it's not as of much help when it comes to preventing unintentional sentence fragments and run-ons... But hey, that's what beta-readers are for.

6. Bold, capslock, underline, and italics are for emphasis only, not any and everyone's normal mode of speech and certainly not for narration. Unless Harry Potter and Edward Elric are having a rage-off with Visser Three while Death of Discworld adds commentary, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT. It's in FFnet's ToS, people. Speaking of ToS, consider anything that breaks guidelines for non-story or original-work content published as a fic chapter my zeroth pet peeve and that crap reported.

7. Save the character sheet for the RPG. Yes, I like some detail in my stories, but if the plot comes to a screeching halt to describe just how pretty the OFC is, it's a paper-doll infodump. Detail's like spice. Pepper it in and mix well; don't dump a metric buttload of it all on top like salt on my great-grandma's mashed taters. This is Warg's "not caring about the OC's super-special-awesome appearance unless and until it affects the plot" face. I don't mind bits and pieces of detail woven throughout the plot, but description dumps are for making paper dolls, not a story.

8. Mentioning "it's my first story"/"the summary sucks but the fic is good!"/"please RR!" in your summary doesn't incite my interest. (Unless we're including bile fascination.) I would rather see something cliched in the summary than nothing at all. And better yet still if the summary doesn't give away the plot like a spoilerific trailer.

9. If you can't explain a sudden change in canon characterization, plot, rules of the 'verse, and/or relationships in a way that the audience can follow, then just why are you changing it? Same rules for adding a major OC. What does this person add that the canons can't? Respect the canon and respect your characters by giving them their own actions and the freedom to face the consequences. Don't steal all the canon characters' glory and let them get away with it via deus ex machina. If this new guy is really so much better than the people who are known to be the best in their field, then why don't we know about it? Why haven't the known badasses heard of it? How did it get better than them when we know what sort of advantages, sacrifices, and commitments the known tops have made for their skills? If this new character is so important to a major canon character, how'd it never get mentioned in canon? What does it do for the canon cast that they would want to or have to be associated with the new person, as well as why would it want or have to be around them? There are good answers to these questions sometimes, but if you don't show the answers to the readers, we assume it wasn't thought through.

10. When a character is so powerful that no one else matters to the plot, especially if said character is angsty and/or condescending towards others, expect me to hate it just a little bit, at least. Even if your secondary characters don't get as much screentime, they should still have motivations of their own and lives beyond "make the main character look awesome and contribute to hooking up the OTP" that show through whether they're interacting with the leads or not.

I am by no means an expert on fantasy languages, but I'm something of a dabbler. Here are a few of my favorite resources:

LotR:

Orcish (The Black Speech): http://www.angelfire.com/ia/orcishnations/orcishphrases.html

Sindarin/Queyna (Real elvish): http://www.fanfiction.net/u/560866/

Anduniac: http://www.uib.no/people/hnohf/adunaic.htm

Fanon Wargish: http://www.freewebs.com/connexbijwa/wargish.htm

Discworld:

Dwarfish (Kad'k): http://www.cheerycomic.co.uk/dict.html

Now we can understand each other a little better, eh, zwiero?

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Gambler and Vagabond by guyw1tn0nam3 reviews
Avatar Kyoshi's time was tumultuous, a time of war and suffering. But that doesn't stop Hana and Shijin, a waitress at a brothel and an exiled Airbender, who wander the Earth Kingdom with only their misadventures and a set of Pai Sho tiles to pass the time. An in-depth look at the complex game of Pai Sho.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,088 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kyoshi, OC
No Secrets Between Us by Mirime ceea reviews
Faramir loves Eowyn, but wants to know why she seems scared of his touch. When he finally learns the truth, how can he prove he still loves her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,711 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Phase One: Genesis by The Freelancer Collaboration reviews
Book One of the Project Freelancer Saga, brought to you by a collaboration of writers, determined to document the rise and fall of the mysterious Project Freelancer, from its ambitious origins to its shattering fall. From the point of view of a variety of members of the project, from the Director to the various Freelancers, as we discover the true reason as to why we were here.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 105 - Words: 329,694 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Complete
Twig by adamheap reviews
A story following Dr Steven Reynolds, his wife, Brenda, and a new addition to the family, as life is thrown into turmoil
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,416 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - OC - Complete
Gift Horse by SmittiMJC reviews
I," He turned on Simmons command to let him paint the other shoulder pad, "I have no idea whether to be content or suspicious of this. I would've left me for dead." (Written for RVB Winter prompt of Trust)
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Wash - Complete
The Radio Star by Nyah reviews
In a besieged Gotham, word travels at the speed of footsteps in the dark and notes slipped under doors. But in Selina's neighborhood there is hope and a secret and voices from the outside. Selina-centric. Selina/Bruce. Dark humor.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
choosing our jagged truths by Abvj reviews
People don't change, not really. Not that easily. Selina Kyle in the days, weeks, and months after. Spoilers for TDKR.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Of Wolves and San by Draco Libro reviews
This will be a collection of short stories set before the movie that are meant to answer questions I have about San. When did she start wearing clothing? How did she get her ears pierced? Read and find out!
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,882 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - San, Moro no Kimi/The Wolf God - Complete
Musica Mundana by arioso dolente reviews
The war is over. The war was life. A survivor reflects on beauty, ritual, and honor, while a little girl listens to the stars.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Halfway Til Bliss by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. His parents abandon him; he's not a bender. Not worthy of their time or attention. Their love.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Piandao, Sokka - Complete
Tin Soldier by mebh reviews
While waiting for Colonel Mustang to make an appearance at a meeting, Ed and Havoc have some time to kill, and by the Lieutenant's poor luck, the conversation turns to Ishbal.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Jean H., Edward E. - Complete
The Blind Leading the Lame by Sevlow reviews
Post-manga. In the wake of all the death and destruction that has been surrounding them, Mustang has an important proposition for Jean. But on one condition... CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL CHAPTER.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Neville Longbottom Can Conjure Food from Nothing by Norwegian Blue reviews
The only reason we had Chuck Norris facts before Neville Longbottom facts is because J.K. Rowling wasn't strong enough to write about the epicness of Neville all at once. Who could blame her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Neville L. - Complete
Force of Nature by Velkyn Karma reviews
The sea is a dangerous adversary. Unfortunately for them, only one of their number truly understands that--and Mugen isn’t the sort you listen to easily. Looks like another rescue mission is in order form the former pirate. Oneshot, complete.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Dango Mo Ki Kara Ochiru by Twilight Scribe reviews
They say, even when you're down on your luck, friendship is more important than food. Turns out, most people stop saying that when they haven't eaten in a while.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Mugen, Jin - Complete
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Board Games by Inundation reviews
Sometimes chess gets boring, but Scrabble is not the answer. Falman learns this the hard way.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/5/2009 - V. Farman, Barry the Chopper - Complete
Got You by myTme reviews
What is a brooding cowboy in a slump to do? Well that's easy, attempt to drive Faye nuts. What happens when a few 'simple' pranks get out of hand on the Bebop? Will Jet, Ed and Ein survive? Rated for language.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,034 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Spike S., Faye V. - Complete
Collected Drabbles by A. Meril reviews
All my Lord of the Rings drabbles: from birthday presents, to instant drabbling fests, to random out-of-the-blue drabbles. *UPDATE* 9/22/08: Twelve drabbles added!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 4/12/2005
What I would have by Anduniel reviews
DF, all canon, all books. This story is meant to explain the actions of Denethor in the LotRs. More action, Denethor is his charming self - content is a bit violent.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,712 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Denethor, Boromir
In Denial We Trust by Laryna6 reviews
Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Women Who Brung Him Low by Roruna reviews
Many people believe that Vimes was brung low by a woman but I believe that he was brung low by several women. Each chapter will be devoted to a different woman in Sam Vimes' life. This is my first fanfic so please be gentle.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Informed Consent by favilla reviews
Everyone's favorite doctor -- and why he hates Roy so much. “There was also that time I worked with that bastard, Mustang. He burned the Ishbalans and I did the autopsies.” Rated M for violent themes. Spoilers for Ch. 62. OneShot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Dr. Knox, Roy M. - Complete
Scorpion's Kiss by A Secret Masquerade reviews
Vicious/Gren. Vicious is a tease. Rated for language.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Grencia M., Vicious - Complete
Imperial by Aria Saralyn reviews
Darth Vader needs a new wingman, so he goes to the Imperial Academy in search of a competent pilot. At the same time, a certain Lieutenant Solo is about to be expelled . . . only to find that maybe he can survive being an Imperial after all.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,046 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Han S., Darth Vader - Complete
Fullmetal Bop by Phantazm reviews
A bounty has been posted for Edward Elric, but when he can change the laws of physics, what do the laws of man matter? The crew of the Bebop is about to find out...the hard way.
Crossover - Cowboy Bebop & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Why A Wolf Chases His Tail by Tori101 reviews
They do not chase after it merely for the vigor of to play with: it is because they feel the need to do so. Because in their past life there was something they had not finished, and they run in circles those small circles trying to remember. TT Oneshot.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Tsume, Toboe - Complete
The Perfumes of Arabia by Rphoenix reviews
Roy and Hughes try to cope in Ishbal. Manga continuity.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Cliffhanger by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Mal and Jayne have had a long day. Oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Mal, Jayne - Complete
Finding Yellow by Realmer06 reviews
Neville's mother has been giving him gum wrappers since he was eleven. But one color has always been missing. Will Neville ever be able to find his yellow and complete the rainbow? DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
Halloween by Jillie Rose reviews
Professor Sinistra should have recalled that weird things always happen in Hogwarts on Halloween. Even temporary truces with Snape. Set during GoF. LilySnape and SS hints.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
All we know is falling by mimarin reviews
Nestling the gun barrel in her shiny shiny hair, Vicious tells Julia a bedtime story.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Vicious, Julia - Complete
Man and Sin Have the Same End by Mind in the Ankh reviews
When the crew find themselves stranded on a strange planet with no fuel, no engine, and no River, even shiny things aren't about to go smooth... Set between Ariel and the BDM, crossover with Tolkienverse.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Zoe W., Mal
Two Sides of a Coin by eredolyn reviews
This is a story in which an Ithilien ranger and a Southron must learn how to get along.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,561 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007
The Life of Olivier Milla Armstrong by Dailenna reviews
Olivier doesn't get enough fanfiction, so here's a series of drabbles about her life from childhood to the present time. Cameos by our favourite military dogs from time to time.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Olivier A., Roy M. - Complete
Or Something by Cheloya reviews
Because male wolves cannot go into 'heat'. EVER. Genderswap Tsume x Toboe.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Girl Talk by Startide Risen reviews
There is no hair braiding or nail painting involved, but Zoe and Inara do like their late night talks. And what do women talk about it in the absence of men? Why, men, of course. Or one in particular. [post BDM]
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Inara, Zoe W. - Complete
Automail by Revolutionnaire Rouge reviews
Automail was a fickle mistress. When brilliant and new, she was a kind lover, smooth working and strong. But one bump, one jostle too many, and suddenly she was on a rampage, wailing and throwing dishes until she rendered herself completely useless...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
Serenity by Scooperchan reviews
He had always looked so serene when he dreamt...
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Gods and Magnolias by effie's head reviews
How did the Bei Fong family's nonexistent daughter become the most legendary competitor in the history of Earth Rumble? [ all trendy drabbles completed! ]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Toph - Complete
My Adventure by Thimble reviews
Gandalf exclaimed once: 'That I should live to be 'Good morninged' by a son of Belladonna Took' Bilbo's mum has a story to tell and this is it. Holidays by the Sea, Elves, and much Falling in the Water.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Pyres of Illusion by Tindomiel reviews
As Eowyn of Ithilien prepares for a turning point in her married life, politics from afar and fears of madness threaten to destroy all that she has created. She must battle against her nightmare turned reality: a vision of her father in law.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,549 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Political Secrets of a Modest Man by JillSwinburne reviews
Why do four women always stick up for Lord Vetinari? Who are they and what do they owe him?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Saying Goodbye by Adonis blue reviews
An “end of term present” from Fred and George leads to some interesting thoughts from Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Ron W., George W. - Complete
The Shelf of the Slain by tea berry blue reviews
The story of how Alastor Moody got his various scars and his glass eye. Loosely based on Norse mythology.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Alastor M. - Complete
The Depths to Which Girls Will Sink by Cendrillon reviews
Parvati and Hermione have never been the greatest of friends. But when it comes to Lavender and Ron's relationship, they'll become unlikely allies in the game of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Parvati P., Hermione G. - Complete
Scorched Earth by Luc Court reviews
Finished. Scar centric. Set around episode 13. How Scar manages to get through arriving at Central with no supplies and a dead body on his hands.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Scar - Complete
The Great Fa Mulan by Araeph reviews
A scribe decides to write an account of China's famous heroine. Naturally, it doesn't occur to him to ask HER about her own life, so he bases the biography on other reliable sources: rumors, gossip, and Chi Fu. The result isn't pretty.
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Hermione's OhSoWonderful Makeover by Rubber-duckiesofdoom reviews
Hermione gets a makeover, which completely startles and changes Ron. You know me theres a bit of a femenistic twist, as always! Never fear, its a bit o' fluff, dear readers, and don't worry, the horribly slick straight haired hermione isn't for good!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Theme and Variations by Gandalfs apprentice reviews
Tolkien meets Jane Austen. Marriage is on everyone's mind in Minas Tirith after the war. Told from Faramir's point of view as he adjusts to his new life and gets to know the king. WINNER FIRST PLACE HUMOR GONDOR MEFA 2006.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
The Kelbrid War: How to shatter trust by Blue Dragon reviews
Oh, this new chapter was angsty. Very very angsty. Perhaps too much. A lot of heartbreak events just seemed to add up and collide right in chapter 44... and I'm just the writer, what can I do? 20071214: corrections made
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 219,288 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/11/2001
Those Forgotten by ObliviousTrace reviews
We aren't all meant to be heroes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Waiting by Lilan reviews
My attempt at Denethor the Good. Not a monster, just confused, misunderstood, and lonely...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,707 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Denethor, Faramir - Complete
The Silmarillion For Dummies by Avalon Estel reviews
Do you want to read The Silmarillion, but just don't have the time? Have you tried to read it, and just don't understand it? Want to read a version without all the thous, thees, and hearken unto mes? Then read this! Not educational. ON HIATUS.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
Melkor Help Us All by JadedFire reviews
Sauron has been translocated away from Mirkwood and finds himself on another jungle planet. Note: Contains a certain Star Wars villain from the EU.Written from Sauron's POV
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Sauron - Complete
The Luzhin Defense by Zauberer S reviews
Life as chess. The pieces set. Breda recalls how he became Roy´s. Breda-centric. Spoilers for the whole manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2005
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
Sky Gazer by Viola Ophiuchus reviews
Hubb Lebowski recalls about Cher as he climbs on the cliffs to reach Paradise, wondering why he looks to the sky. One Shot HubbxCher
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
Apples by The Amazing Maurice reviews
It seemed to Shadowfax that the only constants in his life were swords and apples. A crossover with The Lord of the Rings.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2004
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
Heaven's Not Enough by Dark Manifest reviews
They knew they wouldn't make it to Paradise. But, for what it was worth, they had each other. Hige and Blue, episode 28.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Hige, Blue - Complete
Leader of the Pack by Sevilodorf reviews
A brief look at the Battle of Helm's Deep through the eyes of a Wild Warg.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2004
Evidence by Camwyn reviews
Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe's camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2004
Like the Flowers by Ancalime reviews
A short ramble centering on Mew. Spoilers for eps 19 and 20.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2004
Daughter of Dol Amroth by Jen Littlebottom reviews
What was Finduilas really like? Surely the mother of Boromir and Faramir could not have been just any simpering maid. Thus I present a Finduilas of a different kind...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Faramir, Boromir
The Notes of Gandalf the White by lembas7 reviews
The battle for Middle Earth is won. Gandalf looks in the palantir of Minas Tirith, however, and sees a dark future in the age to come. Here are his notes to us, his advice to help us avert a disaster of our own making, that of awful fanfiction!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Gandalf, Frodo B. - Complete
Dot on the Wall by Bingalicious Midnight reviews
Kamora has a DotontheWall Talent. Specifically, she makes blue dots appear on walls. So how will she escape when a Mundane from the Nextwave finds her in the woods alone? Read and review, please.
Xanth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
The Detective and the Diplomat by Beth Einspanier reviews
Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!
Crossover - Discworld & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,796 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003
The Littlest Balrog by Dragon Confused reviews
Or ‘Melkor’s Boys’. The Dark Lord has a very busy day looking after five cuddly little darlings. Well. . . almost little darlings. AU. Very very AU. Main characters: Melkor, Sauron, Gomig and various OBs. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,364 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Sauron - Complete
Dude, Where's My Accent? by The Phantom reviews
Gambit becomes distressed when he realizes that, Cajun though he may be, he is lacking in the accent department. So he sets off with fellow stereotype Pyro on a riotous and accent-filled journey! Warning: contains EXTREME accents. Read with caution.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2003
Bad Luck by Yao Kafei reviews
"It's bad luck to have a woman onboard, too. Even a miniature one..."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/31/2003
Light at the End by Minerva Solo reviews
[Wolf's Rain] Set between episodes 6 and 7. Tsume questions himself and the others in the darkness of the tunnel.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/10/2003
This Too Shall Pass by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
A sick little AU movieverse ficlet. A more logical conclusion to the scene between Frodo and the Nazgul.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Complete
Refraction by Kielle reviews
Did Denethor's wife Finduilas truly "pine away for the sea," as the tales say, or was it something more sinister...?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Faramir, Boromir
Jim, the Cigarette Man by Pisces reviews
Spike buys some ciggies and leaves the cashier with a few random dead bodies to deal with.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/7/2002
Skadi In Shadow by Kielle reviews
Osgiliath is a cold, wet, unfriendly place for a foreign queen... Meet Beruthiel of Gondor and her ten cats, from Tolkien's Unfinished Tales.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2002
By the Grace of Lady Vader by A21a-pFern reviews
When Amidala stands by her husband's side, no power in the galaxy can stand against them. COMPLETE, 5/8/02
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,102 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/8/2002 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Complete
I finally settle the "Great Hair Debate"! by The Evil Old Woman reviews
Tolkien scholars have spend enough time arguing about Legolas' hair color - so I present the only possible answer! (A parody of Tolkien scholarship that contains actual research. Hopefully funny; at least canon and proofread.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2002
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Other Point of View by Rogue Knight reviews
A short story that features Duckman the beggar.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2001
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Fallen reviews
Canon-friendly oneshot: Gehl fell in with the wrong crowd at an impressionable age. Then he met Tsume.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Tsume - Complete
Bloody Murder reviews
The truth behind the Sidewinder incident was that Leonard L. Church could never shoot straight.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Director, North, Vic, York - Complete
In Graying Twilight reviews
During Gondor's summer councils of 2972, Finduilas seeks the love of a mysterious captain. Denethor has had enough of his father's strange new favorite. After their previous encounter, this was the last turn either expected. A Den/Fin Files collection and loose sequel to "As Golden Leaves Upon the Sea."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Aragorn, Denethor, Imrahil, Finduilas - Complete
Play it Again reviews
Pre-Freelancer Saga: The Director can smell blood at fifty clicks.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Carolina, Director, Maine/Meta, Tex/Allison - Complete
Home reviews
Nine men, nine fandoms, nine unconnected universes... except, perhaps, for a love of one's home, whatever shape it might take. Drabble series featuring Ax, The Doctor, Sirius, Mal, Han, Perrin, Boromir, Vimes, and Silk.
Crossover - TV X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Complete
Message for You, Sir reviews
In the film, Denethor received and heeded a secret invitation from the Elves of Rivendell because he thought Sauron's greatest weapon was involved, despite the fact that the Ring had been lost for centuries and there'd been no contact with Imaldris in many decades. In the book, it would take a lot more work on Elrond's part...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Elrond, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Denethor - Complete
In a Handbasket reviews
Assorted one-shots: Post-DKR, an old man sits in a cafe, watching the patrons. A thief begins raiding police stations, leaving no name in her wake. Spoilers for the end.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., Selina K./Catwoman, Jen - Complete
Die A Thousand Deaths reviews
On a troubled night in Lothlorien, Boromir seeks out the Mirror of Galadriel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Boromir - Complete
Sing the Story reviews
Double drabble: Theodred's life did not have much to do with the written word.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Theodred, Théoden - Complete
Paradise Blues reviews
Postanime: Blue Yaiden wouldn't exactly call Freeze City paradise, but she's content with her life. She'll even tolerate her brother's secretive boyfriend. But when Toboe finds a giant stray "dog," nothing will ever be the same. Blue/Hige Toboe/Tsume
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 71 - Words: 92,787 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Blue, Hige, Toboe, Tsume
The Daughters of Bei Fong reviews
Toph-centric oneshots exploring possible origins of Lin Bei Fong. Scenario 3: In which Sokka and Toph are closer than the dreaded F-word: Family.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Toph, Mai, Gaang, Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Sons and Sisters
2988, TA: A recent tragedy and ill-timed advice cause trouble in the Steward's household. When the future of the next generation is on the line, Denethor's paternal instincts run as deep as any mother's desires, but there are other factors at play, here.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Denethor, Elphir, Imrahil, Human - Complete
Aim reviews
During his courtship of Finduilas, a moment with her brother makes Denethor reconsider his own elder sisters. Part of the Den/Fin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
Diplomacy By Physical Force, if Neccessary reviews
On the way to Imaldris, Boromir stops by the Golden Hall for a horse and directions. The meeting with Wormtongue goes less well than planned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Boromir, Grima W., Theodred, Théoden - Complete
Peace in Progress reviews
Triple drabble: Hawkeye and Mustang are still adapting after Ishval.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Horse Sense reviews
Pre-war: When young Erchirion decides to make his own entertainment during the Steward's visit, the middle son of Imrahil is in for a painful lesson or two.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Boromir, Denethor, Erchirion, Imrahil - Complete
Healing Scars reviews
After the Promised Day, Mei has one final stop to make on the way back to Xing, but saying goodbye to a twice-dead man in the Armstrong mansion isn't always easy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Scar, Ling Y., Mei Chang, Olivier A. - Complete
Andalite Feathers! reviews
AU collection: of ex-Taxxon lawyers, the perils of ticker-tape parades, and other things that never happened to Ax, Tobias, Rachel, and company.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Ax, Jake, Rachel, Tobias
The Unending Reflection of the Light reviews
There is strength in humility, and for Faramir, Elboron shines all the brighter for it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Faramir, Eldarion, Denethor, Elboron - Complete
Justice for the Blind reviews
Spoilers for 108: After the Promised Day, Edward has some arrangements to make before he can quit the military in front of Mustang's eyes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Edward E., Jean H., Roy M., Scar's Master - Complete
Black Coffee, Cigarettes, and a Quarter Ishvalan reviews
Miles has been keeping long hours during the Ishvalan Massacre, and it's beginning to tax his doctor's addictions as well as her patience. Coffee is about to get expensive at Briggs.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Olivier A., Miles, Buccaneer - Complete
Up reviews
Young Lothiriel is moving up in the world. Her uncle is somewhat less than impressed. Shameless fluff ahoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Boromir, Lothíriel, Denethor, Imrahil - Complete
Red Eyed Brother reviews
Manga spoilers up to 108: Scar has died twice, but the important question is how often he has lived. Oneshots set post- and pre-manga. Chapter fifteen: It's not a happy ending for Scar and the general, for an ending implies that their lives are over.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,064 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Lust, Scar, Olivier A., Scar's Brother - Complete
The Alchemist's Code reviews
Post-manga: Alchemists are skilled in turning what they love into code. Ed just wants to make sure Al won't turn everything else about love into code, too. It's bad enough when Winry could actually solve it. EdWin, AlMei, and hints of other pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R., Mei Chang - Complete
Closeted reviews
Post-anime, spoilers. Alice and Randel are in a closet. Martis investigates, Lily's comparing romance novels, Orledo has placed his bet with Webner, and Hunks tries very hard to read the paper in peace. It's all in the name of justice, right? Little A/R
Pumpkin Scissors/パンプキン・シザーズ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out reviews
Drabble: Young Boromir and Theodred attempt to figure out the logistics of sending a cross-country message by arrow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Boromir, Faramir, Theodred, Théoden - Complete
Flowers of Ishvala reviews
Before the Civil War, Ishval was a paradise in the eyes of its children. Now, with a little help from some familiar faces and a mystery from Drachma, two Ishvalan orphans must try to become the change that will bring a new form of paradise to Amestris.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Scar, Olivier A., Cheza, Tsume
Eight Rejected Photographs from Hughes's Wallet reviews
Maes Hughes may carry a lot of pictures on him, but he doesn't show all of them to everyone. There are a few that not even Roy knows he has. T for language and violence in later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Elysia H., Maes H., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Reconstruction: The Third Element reviews
Chapter 100 spoilers out the proverbial whazoo, but Jossed/AU by 101. When Scar assists Roy and Riza, he finds it may be the end of the Ishvalan as we know him... Chapter 2 extended 1/14/10
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Jean H., Roy M., Scar, Truth
Three Dog Night reviews
Late series missing moment: Quent has nightmares to deal with, even if Blue is still there for him. He doesn't know how many of them he wants to come true. Parental!Pops, Hige/Blue, and a hint of T/T if you squint.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Blue, Hige, Quent Y., Toboe - Complete
Eyes Up Top reviews
Buccaneer observes as the Cliff of Briggs gets in a little playtime with a new recruit. Expanded 7/3/10 - Now with a hint of Olivieer if you squint.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Olivier A., Buccaneer - Complete
Lavender and Lilac reviews
For Imrahil and the men of House Hurin, spring is a time to remember her. Part of the Den/Fin files, with oblique references to Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Boromir, Faramir, Denethor, Imrahil - Complete
The Halls of Our Mothers reviews
Faramir finds the old Rohirric saying rather ironic. Part of the Den/Fin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Eowyn, Faramir, Théoden, Finduilas - Complete
Sitting in Muddy Water reviews
How do the wolves' human illusions work and where did they come from? How can the moon and lunar flowers heal the wolves? How did a simple black stone transform Darcia? Sometimes, the past comes back to haunt the future… Wolf's Rain meets Cowboy Bebop.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Cher D., Darcia, Jagara - Complete
Staring Up at Where the New Moon Should Be
Cowboy Bebop on a collision course with Wolf's Rain: On Mars, Venus, and the moons of Jupiter, humans created the environment. In the northeast quadrant of a decimated Earth, under the pull of the destroyed moon, the environment is about to create humans.
Crossover - Cowboy Bebop & Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Ein, Laughing Bull, Darcia, Jagara - Complete
It's Too Perilous reviews
Toboe has questions. Tsume and Hige have answers, if not necessarily the ones that the runt wants to hear about mpreg, feminism, and the care and feeding of strange she-wolves. Will the pack survive a double serving of too much information?
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Toboe, Tsume - Complete
Songs Sung for Mei Mei reviews
Tsume never wanted a little sister. Not one that Kiba was head over heels for. Especially not one that Toboe confessed to falling in love with. How could the scarred gray gangster come to welcome that which he never asked for?
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Cheza, Kiba, Toboe, Tsume - Complete
Keeping the Book reviews
Tripple drabble, pre-Guards! Guards!: "...And all is well." Sam Vimes finds the bottle is less forgiving once everything's empty. It's easier that way.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sam Vimes, Fred C. - Complete
Tougher Than Leather reviews
In Paradise, a certain runt attempts to impress his pack's beta with a change in wardrobe. Featuring ToboeTsume, Tsume/Gehl, the origins of Tsume's earrings, and everybody from Sedo and Chen to Moss and Cole. New chapters 8 and 9 up!
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Tsume, Toboe - Complete
My Sacred Hearts reviews
Between rebirths of the world, the wolves go to Elysian fields and Tsume finds the two people capable of healing his scars. Wolf's Rain with Scrubs influences? Just tilt your head to one side and look up...
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Tsume, Toboe - Complete
The Absence of Color reviews
Zoe wore white when she started over.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Mal, Zoe W., Wash - Complete
The Greatest of Loves reviews
For Boromir and Theodred, the tale of Luthien and Beren offers inspiration for how to take care of their youngest cousins, for what love could be greater than that for the one you swear to protect?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Boromir, Eowyn, Lothíriel, Theodred - Complete
You Won't Like Me When I'm Tired reviews
Mangaverse with anime overtones: Having finished the tunnel, Sloth is given a new body for a new task.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Greed, Hoenheim, Sloth, Father - Complete
Hit Me Again reviews
Between rebirths of the world, Toboe and his grandmother take to Elysian fields. Quent, Hubb, and Cher, meanwhile, relax in someplace a little more prosaic: the local interdimensional bar. And what do humans talk about in the absence of wolves and nobles?
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Cher D., Hubb L., Quent Y. - Complete
Messenger of Death reviews
The wolf taught her two things: how to be human, and that paradise never lasts. Under the desert plants, she'll probably forget both. Myu-centric.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Myu, Kiba - Complete
Unconquerable reviews
Drabble: Eomer has nothing to fear but fear itself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Eowyn, Eomer, Theodred, Théoden - Complete
The Killing Lands reviews
After the War of the Ring, a Haradrim compares his people's dead lands to the Garden of Gondor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Aragorn, Sauron, Human - Complete
Shots in Paradise reviews
Even in Paradise, some things never change for Quent Yaiden: the gun weighs heavy against his heart, the warm vodka burns on the way down, and two orphaned wolves follow at the heels of their Pops. Also features Hubb, Cher, Blue, Toboe, and Hige.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Blue, Hige, Quent Y., Toboe - Complete
The Hunt reviews
Every year, Faramir takes a journey to reconsider the gifts of men.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Aragorn, Eowyn, Faramir, Elboron - Complete
Beware of Yap Rat reviews
There is no sound in the universe that Heymans Breda fears more than a girlish squeal of "Cute!"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Heymans B., Edward E. - Complete
Problem Child reviews
Trying to get around fraternization laws is difficult. Keeping a forbidden family secret under the noses of the Homunculi is harder. Doing so with Edward Elric around? Roy & Riza are about to learn the meaning of impossible. Last chapter: A son unmasked.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Edward E., V. Farman, Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Enemies of the Crown reviews
Drabblefic: Eldarion and Elboron face their own antagonists in the Fourth Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Legolas, Eldarion, Elboron - Complete
Quite a Sight to Stomach reviews
Blue knows how Hige appears in the mind's eye. She's just not sure how she fits in yet. Midseries canon-compliant Hige/Blue fluff, with a bit of Kiba/Cheza if you dig for it.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Blue, Cheza, Hige, Tsume - Complete
Luxury reviews
Mangaverse drabble. The Northern Cliff of Briggs allows herself but one luxury at her icy base.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Olivier A., Alex A. - Complete
No Forgiveness reviews
Mithrellas of Dol Amroth bids farewell to her mortal husband. She knows she's no Luthien.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Amroth, Númenorians - Complete
Recruitment reviews
Major General Armstrong may yet find a way to lure Riza Hawkeye away from Mustang's plans, but it'll take more than tiny miniskirts or even a Tightpants Army. Gen crackfic with a side of Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Riza H., Roy M., Olivier A., Buccaneer - Complete
A Coded Confession Over Coffee reviews
Mangaverse, post Chapter 78. Roy needs to ease up on the caffeine. Shameless Royai if you tilt your head and squint.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
What Drowning Feels Like
Finduilas finds that there are some things that a woman simply cannot walk away from. Part of the DenFin files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Denethor, Imrahil, Finduilas, Human - Complete
Traveling reviews
The Elric brothers take on Alex Armstrong and Mustang's gang in a friendly game of pickup basketball, when Ed decides to increase the challenge. Will Havoc be up for it? Mangaverse gen, spoilers for Chapter 40.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Edward E., V. Farman, Jean H., Kain F. - Complete
Hounded By Something He Cannot Define reviews
Quent Yaiden should have seen this coming, but it was one form of blindness he had never been willing to give up.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Blue, Quent Y. - Complete
Armstrong Family Values reviews
General Armstrong has been dreading this call since she moved back to Central.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Olivier A., Alex A. - Complete
How Malcolm Reynolds Learned to Knock reviews
It took him a while, but Mal eventually learned why it is best not to barge into everything. Drabble series. Rating for subject matter.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Mal, Inara, Zoe W., Bester - Complete
In the Glade reviews
Twelve years after the War, new sounds are coming to Henneth Annun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Eowyn, Faramir, Elboron - Complete
Oral Fixation reviews
Finduilas discovers that Boromir has picked up one of her bad habits. Part of the Den Fin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Boromir, Denethor, Imrahil, Finduilas - Complete
The Eagles Are Coming reviews
Akallabeth: In the end, the Valar will save the Faithful.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sauron, Ar-Pharazôn, Númenorians, Valar - Complete
Live for the Fight reviews
Boromir learns what he's fighting for at an early age: chair dragons. Part of the Den Fin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Boromir, Faramir, Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
Sunshine in the Black reviews
Preseries: Engine hooch, nosy captains, and the Black make for a bumpy relationship for Kaylee. Slight Jaylee.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Mal, Kaylee, Jayne - Complete
No Sugar Tonight reviews
Post BDM, Jayne deals with crazy women and bad coffee, River experiments, and Zoe tries to move on. Just a touch of tongue in cheek Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Kaylee, Jayne, River, Zoe W. - Complete
No More Than A Broken End reviews
Bookverse: Aragorn carried the shards of Narsil with him during his early travels, but how much did he actually do with them? What did people think of the man and his blade? Added new chapter 5: Barliman makes a decision.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Aragorn, Boromir, Elrohir, Human - Complete
The Waystation reviews
After the events of DH, Tonks, Lupin, and Bellatrix must all come to terms with what they've lost, and what they've gained.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L., Bellatrix L., N. Tonks - Complete
Fate of Finduilas reviews
As they prepare for their second child, Eowyn overhears one of Faramir's unusual onesided conversations... Part of the DenFin Files. Includes references to some previous Files and the Silmarillion.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Eowyn, Faramir, Elboron, Finduilas - Complete
A Heart Undivided reviews
Shortly before Aragorn's coronation, Eowyn has a strange conversation with Prince Imrahil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Eowyn, Imrahil - Complete
Anamaria at World's End reviews
A young sailor on a rather famous vessel meets Anamaria for the first and last time. Spoilers for AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill, Anamaria, Will Turner III - Complete
A Bunk of One's Own reviews
Preseries: Jayne Cobb, wildcard mercenary, meets two reasons why he wouldn't mind sharing a bunk.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Mal, Inara, Kaylee, Jayne - Complete
Romancing the Shipboard reviews
Set a few months post BDM. Kaylee shows off a new shiny, and Mal must face a hard truth: nobody on the ship listens to him. Gen and KS, with a little MI and aftermath of ZW.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Mal, Inara, Kaylee, Simon - Complete
Illumination reviews
Bookverse: Aragorn contemplates sons and life behind the masks. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
Run Away reviews
After Miranda, Inara finds herself with several problems to deal with, including a revoked membership and a stubborn Rim pirate...
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Mal, Inara, Kaylee, Jayne - Complete
Silence reviews
2988, Third Age: Imrahil finds the quiet of the White City disturbing. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Denethor, Imrahil, Finduilas - Complete
Only the Good Die Young reviews
Post BDM, Jayne's quest for privacy is interrupted by River and a woefully unedited bible.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Jayne, River, Book - Complete
The Painted Butterfly reviews
Faramir reflects on family and duty while in the Houses of Healing. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Eowyn, Faramir, Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
Influenza, Interrupted reviews
Young Faramir tries to make the best out of his illness and homework assignments.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Protection reviews
After the War of the Ring, Imrahil visits his daughter and son in law, only to find that peace brings its own set of challenges. A bit of LothirielEomer fluff in the gen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Eomer, Lothíriel, Imrahil - Complete
Beer, Please reviews
Drabblefic: Samwise didn't come to the Green Dragon for the ale.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Samwise G., Rosie C. - Complete
Notes Out of Time reviews
Inara has learned to pull up her ties before they break her, but leaving Serenity behind is harder than she thought it would be.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Inara, River, Book, Nandi - Complete
Among the Dogs reviews
As Rohan prepares for war, the royal kennels are turned upside down, and occupants and caretakers alike must adapt to this harsh new world. Winner of the first Tolkien's Realm Fanfiction Contest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Eomer, Theodred, Théoden, Human - Complete
As Golden Leaves Upon the Sea reviews
Imrahil is bored. Finduilas is upset. Denethor is being canon Denethor. Time and tide wait for no man, nor woman. How do two of Gondor's brightest learn to float on when it comes to matters of the heart?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Denethor, Imrahil, Finduilas
Gained in Translation reviews
Young Boromir's Sindarin lessons are not going as planned. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Boromir, Denethor, Finduilas, Human - Complete
Paper Tiger reviews
Boromir's fame is rising, but at what cost? Dol Amroth has been razed, and Denethor knows it is only the beginning. Part of the Den Fin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Boromir, Denethor, Imrahil - Complete
Silver reviews
Drabblefic: Arwen begins sewing her banner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Dancing in the Dark reviews
Early in their courtship, Denethor accompanies Finduilas to a midsummer festival, only to find that the bonfire isn't the only thing burning. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
Like the Heathen Kings of Old reviews
Since he was a young boy listening to tales of Numenor, Denethor has been preparing for the return of the King. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sauron, Denethor, Finduilas, Human - Complete
Weakness reviews
Boromir's love of swordplay could only end in tears. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Boromir, Faramir, Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
Winter of a Spring Bride reviews
Finduilas finds the snows of Minas Tirith beautiful, but ultimately chilling. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Boromir, Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
The Steward's Tree reviews
On a visit to Minas Tirith with his young son, Faramir begins to contemplate the problems with trees as Elboron and Eldarion make a discovery. Fluffy bookverse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Boromir, Faramir, Eldarion, Elboron - Complete
Vigil reviews
A little moodpiece featuring Eowyn in the Houses of Healing. Genfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Meriadoc B., Aragorn, Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Rain Spirits reviews
Faramir thinks back to an old Dol Amrothi legend as he prepares his son to visit the sea for the first time. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Faramir, Denethor, Elboron, Finduilas - Complete
Cages reviews
Elboron picked the wrong cage to rattle. Part of the DenFin Files.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Eldarion, Denethor, Elboron, Finduilas - Complete
Why? reviews
Faramir has a slightly disturbing proposition for his father on a beautiful summer day. Denethor never really felt comfortable answering his son's questions... Another from the DenFin Files & 50lyrics challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Boromir, Faramir, Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
Broken Seashell reviews
Finduilas, on the edge of death, thinks back to happier times. In the end, it all goes back to the sea... Another 50lyrics challengefic. Rating for brief innuendo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Boromir, Faramir, Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
Pale Reflection reviews
Ecthelion had his reasons, for his part in the Denethor vs. Thorongil rivalry. Written for the 50 Lyrics Fanfic Challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Aragorn, Denethor, Human - Complete
End of an Age reviews
The Battle of Pellennor Fields may mark the end of the world for Imrahil. Written for the 50 lyrics fanfic challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Faramir, Denethor, Imrahil - Complete
The Thread of Damocles reviews
Imrahil's bride has made an embarassment of herself at court. It's up to Finduilas to show her the ropes before things spiral out of control. Can a stitch in time save two women? And yes, Lothiriel herself is involved in this one.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Boromir, Lothíriel, Imrahil, Finduilas - Complete
Boots reviews
The wedding of Denethor and Finduilas is not all romance and happiness, but that doesn't stop Finduilas from trying.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Denethor, Imrahil, Finduilas, Human - Complete
Wedding Bells reviews
Bill's wedding seemed like the perfect occassion for Ron to ask Hermione a niggling question... HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Born Warrior reviews
Finduilas can't sleep. Fluffy double drabble. Part of the 50lyrics challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Boromir, Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
Cunning One reviews
It takes more than you might expect to operate a Palantir... Especially when you're being harried by both sides. Saruman is beginning to go a little mad. Written for 50Lyrics challenge, and part of Warg's Great DenFin Kick of '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Saruman, Sauron, Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
A Sword of Cloth reviews
Bittersweet Hurin fluff, as if there were any other kind: Finduilas has created a monster. Written for the 50lyrics challenge on LJ.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Boromir, Faramir, Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
To the End of the Line reviews
A Gondorian soldier endeavors to set his Rohirric visitors straight about this whole king vs. steward business shortly before the assault on Minas Tirith. Bookverse, unnamed OC. Rating for swearing, canonical deaths, and purposeful grammar abuse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Aragorn, Boromir, Denethor, Human - Complete
Wargs to Live By reviews
AU: Ever wanted a Boromance that actually focuses on Boromir? And the rest of the fellowship in a context besides what they think of the Sue? One that doesn't put itself above the whole quest thing? We've got that and Wargs. Written with tongue in cheek.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,569 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Aragorn, Boromir, Human
Snape, Surge, and Secretarial Duties reviews
or, How Kingsley Got the Job. Moody needs someone to keep an eye on the Muggle government. Snape thinks it had better not be him... Spoilers, swearing, and hints of a threesome. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Sirius B., Severus S., Alastor M., Kingsley S. - Complete
Heart of Stone reviews
Drabblefic: Gimli finds what to do with the three golden hairs. Warg makes her first attempt at Legomance. Be afraid.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Gimli, Galadriel - Complete
Reflection reviews
Denethor hadn't expected Faramir, but he had expected to be able to say this to his son... He couldn't. Bookverse, inspired by Kielle's Refraction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Boromir, Faramir, Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
To Eat Death reviews
Bella has a heart to heart with a couple of her ghosts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sirius B., Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Regulus B. - Complete
Every Man an Island reviews
The Island: Missing scene drabblefic: the devil's in the details.
Island - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
May Contain Nuts reviews
HBP Chapter 1 spoilers. Don't say I didn't warn you. Spying for the Order, working undercover for the Ministry, keeping the Prime Minister from going crazy… Just another day in the life of Kingsley Shacklebolt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Alastor M., Kingsley S. - Complete
Fool's Law reviews
Tonks genfic written on a challenge. And you thought your first job interview was rough... Try Moody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2005 - N. Tonks, Alastor M., Kingsley S. - Complete
A Woman's Rebellion reviews
Who needs swords and magic powers to affirm her independence? Imrahil watches as his eldest sister wages rebellion with a simple pair of earrings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Finduilas, Imrahil - Complete
Namesake reviews
Drabblefic: Tonks has a surprise for Remus Lupin. Is he ready for a new set of responsiblities?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Apples reviews
Bill the Pony gets a treat, and a new master. Drabblefic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Samwise G. - Complete
Now for Life reviews
Eowyn rode out with the troops, but what of the other women of Rohan during the war? Double drabblefic, unnamed OCs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Eowyn, Eomer, Théoden, Human - Complete
The Adventure reviews
The events of the Hobbit, as reflected upon by Orla Oinsdaughter. A young dwarf learns about the adventures that you don't come back from. Warning: canonical character death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Bilbo B., Gimli, Dwarf - Complete
Valier reviews
You don't hear their names much. Of what use are Nessa, Este, Vana, and Vaire? A drabblefic from the view of the lesser goddesses.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Estë, Nessa, Vairë, Vána - Complete
The Court Underground reviews
Gimli and Legolas learn a little more about female dwarves, Dorwinion wine, and elf beards when working on the Glittering Caves. A short 4th age friendship ficlet, no slash, no romance. May add more chapters with sufficent nugzul.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Legolas, Gimli, Dwarf - Complete
Missing Letters reviews
The war is over, and Molly Weasley and Hermione Granger face their first Christmas without an R or an H on a sweater. Despite the genres, it's actually rather fluffy. Written for the Voldemort Wins challenge on LJ. Warning: Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Hermione G., Ginny W., Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
When in Gondor reviews
Sure, Mary Sue saves her boyfriend and lives happily ever after. But what about the little, cynical people from her past? A few spoilers to Wargs to Live By, but if you know Boromance Sues, you'll understand it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Aragorn, Boromir, Eldarion, Human - Complete
The Choices of Tar Miriel reviews
AU- What if Tar-Miriel hadn't waited for Ar-Pharazon to claim her throne?[Ch7 now up]PG for reference to suicide attempt. Features Radagast.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Míriel, Aiwendil, Ar-Pharazôn, Ar-Zimraphel
All You Need is a Catchphrase reviews
It's not as easy as it looks to become a merchant in Minas Tirith. Written because minor characters have stories, too. Warning: Uncensored Pratchett & Eddings homage ahead.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Human - Complete
Prawns reviews
Can't trust 'em. Buggerit. A rambling little adventure into the mind of Foul Ole Ron. The Origin of the Millenium Hand & Shrimp?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Foul Ole Ron, Gaspode - Complete
The Unrepentant Warg reviews
A bit of Warggerel concerning Mary Sues, parodies, canon, and insanity in the form of a poetic debate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Complete
Agh Gaashu Ishi: And into the Fire reviews
In the Hobbit, a group of Wargs gathers for a meeting under the trees Bilbo & company are hiding in. Ever wonder just what they were talking about? This fits in with my AU series, but is actually canon friendly, by some strange trick of Eru.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
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