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Joined 12-09-03, id: 500977
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Shakespeare.

How horses are better than cars:

- You don't need to pay crazy prices for gas... of course, a horse itsself is expensive, but to keep travelling, all you need are a few carrots and water, so, instead of paying 75$ to keep going, you're not paying more than 10.

-A horse doesn't stop completely when out of fuel. Yes, it's hungry, but of you're an asshole, you won't need to feed it for a while... but take care of it, and don't be a prick... if you don't want to feel the horse's hooves in your stomach... nor do I think you'd want your horse dying on you... (or, if that's the case, you bellow it.. preferably).

- Horses can become traveling parteners/ friends. One can even consider it family. I'll Seriously point and laugh at whoever talkes to their car, and strokes it like their pet... or even kisses it...

- Horse gas is not dangerous to us or the environment.

- It's proven that horse-back-riding developes both leg and stomach muscles, and is considered as a type of physical activity. No, your arm muscles do not develope by moving the steering-wheel.

- Now this is something I never quite understood: Why breathe the stale, leather-smelling air of a car while the fresh air is just outside the window? Rolling down the windows is NOT the same as actually, physically being outside. For those with proper sentences, anyway.

~more to come~

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Memory Game reviews
Harry's memory contained dark stories of Magic, the comfort of friends and the frustration of being orphaned at a young age. As Harry wakes up from a coma, he is informed that everything he believed in was naught but a dream. In his search for reality...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2007
Down with the Tyrant reviews
Rebels have sent note to all of scotland, warning them of their rebellious plan and asking that they join to finally free Scotland of the horrors that Macbeth has caused.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
from Shylock to Antonio reviews
Shylock writes a letter to Antonio about the sitiation he must face.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
The Outsider reviews
a rebelious DeathEater attends Hogwarts. Harry has confidance in this rebel and tries to help the best he can, even though she doesn't let him,but will helping her resault in his death? [CANCELLED: UNDER RECONSTRUCTION]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004
Dawns Heart (11)
Firan (3)