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Joined 08-13-13, id: 5010305, Profile Updated: 03-02-14
Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Kuroshitsuji, Naruto, and Supernatural.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) [Akuma_Chibi]


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

[Akuma_Chibi]


1. If you believe homophobia is wrong, repost this to your profile.

2. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
3. If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.
4. If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.
5. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile
6. If you're one of those people who think that copying and pasting these into your profile is pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
7. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
8. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
9. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
10. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
11. If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
12. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
13. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (oops)
14. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
15. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
16. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
17. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
18. If you think waffles are better than pancakes, copy and post this to your profile.
19. If you think that cake is so much better than pie, copy and paste this to your profile
20. Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

22. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
23. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
24. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
25. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
26. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
27. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
28. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
29. IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.
30. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
31. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
32. If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

34. If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.
35. If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.
36. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
37. If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.
38. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumb wars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile.
38. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.
39. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.
40. If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
41. If you have ever run into a telephone pole, copy this onto your profile.
42. If you have ever yelled something random in a large crowd of people, copy this onto your profile
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44. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
45. If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!
46. 60 percent of girls scream in terror at the sight of a squishy foam dodgeball. If you are part of the 40 percent of girls who actually try to catch the ball copy and paste this.
47. Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.
48. If you think Will is a whelp, copy and paste this into your profile.
49. TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
50. AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!
51. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won’t.
52. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
53. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, JForward, TARDISWhore, Rose, Rokudaime Kunoichi, Black Red Tensai, Centralion,erttheking, Saika Renegade, Musical cake, BloodyEnchantress,
54. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
55. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, Marvel’s the Avengers, and Lord of the Rings, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.
56. 94% of teens would freak out if Justin Beiber, or One Direction was on a 1,ooo ft building threatening to kill themselves. Copy this to your profile if you are apart of the 6% who brought popcorn, a lawn chair, and are yelling, "DO A BACKFLIP!!" XD
57. Many people pray to God for something they want with a selfish, greedy heart. When they don't get it they just assume that God isn't listening. Those same people usually stop believing in the Word and Truth. They just don't seem to understand that "No" is an answer too. If you are one of the wonderful people who DO understand copy and paste this into your profile!
58. If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this!
59. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
60. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile.

61. If you have a crush on a book character copy and paste this into your profile. (Fine. I'll admit it. Arthur Dent, Ford, Zaphod, Eragon, Fred Weasley.)
62. If you have a crush on a movie character post this on your profile. (Captain Jack Sparrow, Fred Weasley, Loki, etc, etc…)
63. If you have a crush on an anime character copy and paste this into your profile. (Gaara, Itachi, Deidara, Sesshomaru, Hakudoshi, Mitskuni Haninozuka, Hikaru and Kaoru, etc, etc…)
64. If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile
65. If you have your own little world & like it that way, copy & paste this into your profile.
66. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
67. If you are against abortion, copy and paste this into your profile.
68. Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD copy and paste this into your profile.
69. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

71. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds make the world go round. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (OMG Lana created thing thing we call npp. That's short for Nerd Protection Program! Let me know if you support us!)
72. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
73. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
74. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
75. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
76. If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
77. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
78. If you’re IN but not OF this world, copy this into your profile.
79. If you are a girl who could care less about what guys think of her, copy and paste this into your profile.
80. If you have started randomly singing in the middle of the day, copy and paste this into your profile.
81. If you would do almost anything to meet Johnny Depp and Tim Burton copy this onto your profile.
82. If you always have more than one tab open when on the computer, copy and paste.
83. If you've ever wondered how long a profile can be, copy and paste.
84. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
85. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
86. 97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!
87. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
88. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
89. If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.
90. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
91. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
92. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
93. If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile.
94. If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile.
95. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.
96. If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
97. If you wish you were a warrior, copy and paste this to your profile.
98. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
99. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
100. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
101. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
102. If you wish you were just like Hawkeye, copy and paste this to your profile.
103. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile

105. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

107. If you copy and paste the same copy and paste multiple times to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
108. There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit / MySuperManJoeDJDangaa / Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul/Legolas Thranduilion / Broken-Rose-Thornesxoxo / Musical cake / Bloody Enchantress

109. If you’re a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile.
110. If you’re a computer addict, copy this to your profile.
111. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
112. If you ever write FanFictions when you should be doing homework, paying attention in class, etc., put this on your profile!!
113. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
114. If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these, copy this into your profile!!
115. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
116. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Jammylmd. Musiclvr320, F29DWNxluverx4, oxlovelyxo, xoxojonasbrothersluva101xoxo, mamaXUnicorn, liveindreamland1- MySupermanJoeDJDangaa, Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul., Legolas Thranduilion, Musical cake, BloodyEnchantress,
117. If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.
118. If you think that Jesus rocks, copy and paste this in your profile!
119. Before He went to heaven, He promised to come back for His children. If you believe that Jesus WILL return one day, copy and paste this in your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia, I'm sorry

Imagine this happening to you...

One Sunday in church, a congregation of 2,000 was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to foot in black and carrying submachine guns. One of the men proclaimed 'Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ, remain where you are.' Instantly, the choir fled, the deacons fled...and most of the congregation fled, too. Out of the 2,000, there remained only 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood. He said, 'I got rid of all the hypocrites for you, Pastor. Now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!'
If you are willing to take a bullet for Christ, copy and paste the above story into your profile, and add your name to this list: TaggerungGirl, Lord Vrel, Ireland Ranger, Upisdowngirl, Musical cake, BloodyEnchantress

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what.

A wise man once said: "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Be the type of woman, that when your feet touch the floor when you get out of bed in the morning the Devil thinks: "Oh, crud! She's up!"
Forgive your enemies, is messes with their heads.
I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!
Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.
Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Smile. It scares people.
What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.
Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong. I don't need your attitude, I have my own.
Your a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.
I know who I am...your approval is not needed.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random!
When your cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Most teachers promote the 3 R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote 3 S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

Things You Shouldn't Do Unless You Want To Die Courtesy of HiddenElf-Bookworm

1. Eat Ambrosia or Drink Nectar. It will turn your blood to fire and your bones to ashes.
2. Drink a Ranger's Coffee. They will shoot you with an arrow.
3. Sing Graybeard Halt. Halt will personally shoot you with an arrow.
4. Randomly Run Up to Arya and shout "ERAGON STILL LOVES YOU!"
5. Tell Saphira She ISN'T The Prettiest Dragon.
6. Call Legolas Leggy. I will have Saphira eat you.
7. Kidnap Holly Shiftwell. The LEP will use a blue rinse on you.
8. Hang Out With Pippin. He'll do or say something stupid and get you killed by orcs/Denethor/Theoden/Gandalf/any other person/being in LOTR you can think of.

Thank you mom.

When you were 1 year old, your mom celebrated the first birthday of you, you thanked her by crying all day long.

When you were 2 years old, your mom started teaching you how to talk, you thanked her by saying ummmumumumumamamama.

When you were 3 years old, your mom brought you to the park, you thanked her by running around the pond, and chasing the ducks.

When you were 4 years old, your mom bought you some toys, you thanked her by breaking the toys on the next day.

When you were 5 years old, your mom bought you a story book and read it to you, you thanked her by ripping it piece to piece.

When you were 6 years old, your mom sent you to the kindergarten, so that you can start making friends, but you thanked her by fighting with your classmate.

When you were 7 years old, your mom made you a very nice lunch for the first day of school, you thanked her by throwing your foods around the class.

When you were 8 years old, your mom handed you an ice cream, you thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons, you thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another, you thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies, you thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows, you thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13 years old, she suggested a haircut that was becoming, you thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp, you thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug, you thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car, you thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call, you thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation, you thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART

If you love your MOM & you thank her deeply, repost this bulletin saying "I Cried Because Of This" If you don't... then you obviously don't care if your mom dies.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia, I'm sorry

Never give up. When you are bullied just realize that they find you important and amazing enough to try to hurt you. by: Hasse


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Click by four-eyed 0-0 reviews
One click of a camera can steal the flash of a smile that lasts even for just a second of one's life. However, in Emi's world, just one click of a camera can also steal one's life. HieixOC R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,705 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 5/23/2012 - [Hiei, OC] - Complete
Chapter Black by KairiGokuJr reviews
A tunnel is opening, bridging the gap between the Human and Demon World. Can Kairi and her team close it and discover who would want to insight such Armageddon? YYH/DBZ/Slight Bleach. OCxHiei. Rated for future chapters. Sequel to Dark Tournament
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,020 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Hiei, OC - Complete
Nostalgic Epiphany by Fourangers reviews
Sasuke is Naruto's ANBU teacher and bodyguard. As Naruto is close to become a fully fledged ANBU, both are forced to face this inevitable future, their fears and their own feelings. Ninjaverse, AR. NC-17 for more than obvious reasons, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,015 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
School Plus Tenkai Equals Chaos by Hiei's Jaded Dragon reviews
People that shoudn't be dying are and its destroying fate. The Tenkai are sent to Hogwarts and can't let their cover be blown. But school doesn't agree with them. Thus trouble ensues: fighting, snogging, shagging, & singing dirty songs. Sequel to 1st fic
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,475 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 7/4/2005
Sweet Dreams Are Made of These by Toxic Mist reviews
They thought the war was over, but they were wrong. Alongside our favorite fire apparition, Kiya will embark on new journeys of love, friendship and....clones? Oh, and what do you get when you mix Water and Fire? HieixKiya
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,818 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Hiei
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Yu Supernatural reviews
Sam and Dean are thrown into a new life that goes against everything they believe in, how will they handle it?
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
My Demons
Ciel was determined to figure her out, she was determined to make it impossible. Sebastian was just amused but the women's maid intrigued him.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., OC
Shikon Ninja reviews
This is ridiculous! First, I'm taken, then that stupid council, then that emo kid Sasuke! Jeez I swear if it weren't for certain people, I would give them all subjugation beads!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Kagome H., Naruto U., Sasuke U., OC
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