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Hello Internet, it is I Mr. CyborgPineappleIsland II. Nothing much to say exept what's below the bar. Just be warned, this profile is under construction so things are super out of place!!! DDD:
An Actual Bio:
I wish there was a lot to say about me, but really there isn't. :c I'm just your average weirdo with 0% amount of social skills. I'm a hopeless romantic that is actually doing something with my life for once (ish). Ironically, now I have an overflow of FF ideas to accompany my no free time. So much so that I gave a few stories away. I like to act, read, write, and just the arts in general. I'm a generally emotional person though I try and have a level head for most of the time. I also have found that I'm kinda over protective of people I love. My greatest quality would be my determined nature and creative ideas. Just about everything else that I would want to share is below.
Here are some awesome people I have met on this site and I wish to show their awesomeness!
All of you people rock! And to everyone else, you all still rock!!
Also, all of these people above are all apart of this lovely magical place called the Total Drama Writers' Forum. This place inspired me to make a place like this of my own which you may or may not find a few of the people above mentioned in there :) The Steven Universe Lounge is it's name if you wanna check it out.
It is at this point that I would like to bid a very fond farewell to someone who may be gone, but they will never be forgotten, even if nobody other than me remembers them.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He was outlived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
And here's some proof of his demise. Apparently, SEVERAL stories are being removed and permanently lost just because of either lemon and/or extreme violence even though it's completely plausible to just strengthen the filters or even just add an MA rating and some better filters and disclaimers. But they aren't doing that. Instead, lots of stories are being cut down and disposed of without even giving people a chance to deal with it. There go entire sections of base material, which means anything like Mortal Kombat, God of War, or any other source material of the like. The nerve of some people. There is a petition going around to gather support against such idiocy, and it needs a lot of signatures. It has already been signed by the likes of BlackRevenant, SpiritWriterXXX, niko56, Cottontop, and DIM666-Insane Leader, among others. Odds are if you go to their profiles, they will be able to help you find out how to sign the petition.
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
Things to Do:
Stories in Progress:
Sorry guys xD Hopefully in the near future, I can pick up some of my stories again. As of now, I am only working on a one shot that I would rather not spoil.
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
COPY and PASTE this on your profile if you think he died for no reason and could have just slowed down the motorcycle to jump off or had the common sense to bring two helmets.
Please read this:
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list:
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Ezlyluved96 (aka Renae), MyNameIsLambo, Crystal Prime, Fox of Magic, The White Grim, STARFIRE67, asits9, TotalCyborgPineappleIsland2
( )You're Latino
( )You're evil
( )You fall for King/Queen Bees
(x)You've been severely burned/injured
( ) You have an annoying brother/sister (nope, my lil bro is awsomesause)
(V) You speak more than one language (I am learning Japanese)
(x)You are a wannabe at sometimes
(x)You have a best friend
( ) You wear/used to wear braces
(x) Singing is one of your hobbies
(v) You easily fall for the eye candy
( ) One of your favorites colors is pink
( ) You work on a farm
( )You surf
( )You're a vegetarian
(x)You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(x)Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
( ) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
( ) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) You get along with everybody
( ) Everything should be natural to you
(x) You love technology
( ) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
( ) You are a quick healer
( ) You easily get sun burn
(x) You have a gap between your front teeth
( ) A poor diet scares you
( ) You play the keyboard
( ) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
(v) You are/were a CIT (For one day...)
(x) You want everything right
(v) You get mad easily (ish)
(x) Everything is important to you
( ) You are/were on the Student Council
(x) Everything turns out wrong for you
( ) You fall for the delinquents/criminals
( ) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
( ) You love animals
( ) Everybody loves you
(v) You've been raised right
( ) Everybody is your friend
( ) You are happy most of the time
( ) You never get mad
(x) You get scared easily
( ) Group hugs are cuddly
( ) You have/had a mohawk
(v) You've been to jail/prison (to visit people)
( )You love skulls and crossbones
( ) You have piercings
(x) Green is one of your favorite colors
( ) Punk is one of your favorite music genres
(v) You pick on dorks (In good nature fun)
(x) You have a smug facial expression sometimes
(v) You often lift weights
( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
( ) You've been through anger management
(x) You are competitive
( ) You can lift anything
(v) Happiness is not your forte
(v) You often don't fall in love too easily
( ) You're never happy
(v) You're homeschooled (I was a long time ago)
( ) You're a sexist
( ) You have/had/wear a toque
( ) You often say "eh"
( ) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
( ) You pick your nose often
( ) You have no friends
(v) You are pale (As people have said, I am the whitest black guy they know-both literally and figuratively)
( ) You love parties
( ) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) You often make out most of the day
( ) You wear a cowboy hat
( ) You're the youngest sibling in your family
( ) One of your nicknames is "Party Girl" or "Party Boy"
( ) You are invited to all of the parties
( ) You skateboard
( ) You're goth
( ) You have highlights
( ) You wear blue lipstick
( ) You wear fishnets and black
( ) You make the first move
( )Preppy things piss you off
(v) Annoying things irk you up
(x) You can be a pervert at some times
(x) You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
(x) You're a dork
( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
( ) You read comics
(x) You breathe loud (I sigh a lot)
( ) You get picked on most of the time
( ) You save chewed gum
( )You're the Queen Bee
( ) You are/were a cheerleader
( ) You often lie about being nice sometimes
(x) You often get embarrassed
( ) Weird people make you mad
( ) You break couples up
( ) You often call people "losers"
(v) You are never trusted
( ) You're crazy/psycho
( ) You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
( ) You're a redhead
( ) Fire is your addiction (please, ice is SO much better)
(x) You love acting silly
( ) You run a lot
(x) You want to be called by your nickname (yeah, Cy)
(x) You've camped out in the woods
( ) You're the eye candy
( )People often stare at you
( ) People faint when they see you
( ) You lie to most people
( ) Beauty is a talent to you
( ) You once/often get photo shots
( ) You don't care about anything but beauty
( ) You're gorgeous
(x) You have a BFFFL
( ) You have big hips, but skinny body
( ) You're pretty
(v) You're often sweet
(x) You blush easily (Good thing most people can't see it)
( ) You wear pigtails
(v) You listen to Pop Music (sometimes)
( ) You're skinnier than your friends
(v) You're the ghetto girl (guy) (sometimes)
( ) You wear baby T's
(v) You easily get pissed off
(x) You love winning
( ) You have a great taste in style
(v) You know how to dance (Let's just say I know how to dance as much as Leshawna)
(x) Rap is one of your favorite music genres
( ) You often wear hoop earrings
(v) You're dumb
( ) You are/were a Blonde
(v) You take Gymnastics (a long time ago)
( ) Your boobs are big
( ) You're a "Daddy's Girl"
( ) You fall for the jocks
( ) Your eyes are blue
( ) Makeup looks pretty on you
(x) You are a bookworm
(v) Your IQ is off the charts/high
(x) You're in Honors classes
(x) Sports aren't your forte
(x) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky
(x) You're quiet
(v) You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex (It wasn't really the fact that it was an accident (and I was the one being kissed btw), but I defiantly didn't plan for it to happen.)
(x) You don't like parties
(v) You're overweight ("overweight")
( ) You fart a lot
( ) You can burp the ABC's
( ) Everyone loves you
(x) You love adventure
( ) You're out of shape
(x) You love to eat
(v) You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
(x) You have a BFFFL
( ) You're chubby (I lost some weight)
( ) You cry without your best friend
(x) You accidentally do things wrong
( ) You do everything with your best friend
( ) You easily cry
( ) You love to squeal
(x)You often do things wrong
(v) You're a stalker
( ) You dye your hair
( ) You're obsessively in love
(x) You're a huge fan
( ) You have stalker parent(s)
( ) You've been unfairly out of a game
( ) You wear your hair in a braid
( ) You play/played the guitar
( ) You often wear green
(x) You've been heartbroken
( ) Your favorite number is 9
(x) You care for the people you love
(x) You're still looking for that special someone
(x) You act weird sometimes
( ) You easily fall in love
(x) You suck at sports
( ) You often wear red
( ) You wear a head band
( ) You wear sweat clothes
(x) You're tall
(v) You have brown hair and brown eyes (brown eyes)
(x) You have a fear of an animal
(v) You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
Total Drama/RR characters:
Love (no order): B, Beardo, Cody, Jo, Brick, Bloggers, Daters, Father/Son (more to be added)
Like: Staci, Anne Maria (more to be added)
Neutral/Dislike/Hate: (Added later)
Favorite: Serial Killer
Love: Jailor, Disguiser, Godfather, Mafioso, Forger, Amnesiac, Arsonist, Vampire, Werewolf
Like: Investigator, Doctor, Medium, Redistributionist, Transporter, Spy, Vigilante, Blackmailer, Janitor, Witch, Jester
Neutral: Escort, BodyGaurd, Sheriff, Mayor, Vampire Hunter, Veteran, Consigliere, Consort, Executioner