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Joined 08-15-13, id: 5018476, Profile Updated: 07-19-14
Author has written 11 stories for Sherlock, Harry Potter, and Catcher in the Rye.

Hi there, now I am going to be only posting on AO3! I will rewrite or repost certain stories there and leave this account as is, but now all new updates and material will be posted on my AO3 account. My new name is 'dark_owl_records'. Hope everything's cool with you guys, hopefully I'll see you over there!

I'm currently going through the process of extreme editing and partially rewriting 'Home' and I am going to repost the new and much improved version onto AO3 and then continue the series onto the prequel, etc. So, if you are waiting for the prequel, quick reminder that it will not be posted here.

Happy reading. (:

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What we'll be by ohmygodwritersblock reviews
(when we grow up). Unilock. John, Sherlock, and Greg share an apartment during Uni. They get drunk a lot and generally annoy each other and get stressed and yell at each other. And John is maybe-bi-but-not-really. What were you expecting? T for sex going on but you can't actually see it (or, like, read it). Hopefully this is funny? But also serious?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Run, Screaming by ohmygodwritersblock reviews
Castiel shares a room with a boy called Stan, they don't talk much. The spare bed above Castiel's is just sort of there, and then Dean and Sam's parents die in a fire the burns down their house along with everything they own. Two days later, Dean is in the spare bed above Castiel's. Human AU. Rated T for eventual suggestions of boys being boys (of the homosexual/bisexual variety).
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 4,326 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Human After All by kandyblood reviews
Sherlock and John are in their last year at Hogwarts; Sherlock has long since realized that he is a few spells shy of platonic in regards to his best friend, but a cunning and unrelenting adversary has them on their toes at all times. And it's Sherlock's job to stop him, all while trying to sort through the utter mess of being seventeen and madly, hopelessly in love.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,053 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
And all the best it could be, by ohmygodwritersblock reviews
This is... fluff? Platonic Johnlock, and yes, I'm afraid I chose Sussex. Forgive me. John and Sherlock retire. Rated T, because sometimes adults swear.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Scandal at Hogwarts by bethanyyerinn reviews
After six years at Hogwarts, John Watson only just noticed Sherlock Holmes, a fifth year Ravenclaw. And now that he's seen him, he can't seem to look away. Hogwarts AU, where Sherlock characters attend Hogwarts. Takes place long after Harry and company have graduated, but before the Next Generation is attending. Teenlock, Johnlock, some Mystrade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,933 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
love (unrequited) by ohmygodwritersblock reviews
John is getting married and Sherlock is falling apart. Unrequited love for John from Sherlock's side. Lots of exploration of how Sherlock's mind palace works and what's inside. The story is pretty damn sad. Third person from Sherlock's point of view. And I'm really sorry, I brought in Mary.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Time by ohmygodwritersblock reviews
A one shot (chances of another chapter or companion one shot) from Sherlock's arrest to Sherlock and John running. Can be viewed as slashy-ish. From Sherlock's point of view. All mistakes are my own. Rated T because I don't know. Its probably a little more towards the K side.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Burn by ohmygodwritersblock reviews
Short little piece about Sherlock wanting John, but knowing that he would ruin him. No happy ending, sort of poetic. From Sherlock's POV. Rated T because you are free to interpret it that way. Sometimes, when dreams tug at the edge of our reality, I think of what it would be to kiss you.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
the Proposal by readinggirl1989 reviews
Sherlock proposes to John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock's Return by paperpolaroid reviews
Sherlock is alive (Crack!Fic)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Love is Silent by Polomonkey reviews
In this story, John Watson is not dead. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
da advenshur of da nekid bodee by irregular-pioneer reviews
Crack fic!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock poem by Seshat0Enyo reviews
Sherlock version of humpty dumpty poem. short.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Inability by Katria Bloom reviews
It is not that Sherlock cannot love.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Law of Conservation of Energy by peroxidepest17 reviews
The law of conservation of energy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed from one state into another. And what is grace, if not energy?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,257 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
I Wish I Was A Lemon by Tomo Potter reviews
"But... I only hope that the whores aren't stealing our lemons..." EXTREME CRACK. SherlockxJohn and SherlockxMoriarty, I GUESS. All I can do is apologise.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Common Grounds by couchbarnacle reviews
John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Random Sherlock Crack by Merrete reviews
This is just where I'm going to post all my Sherlock crack fics that I'm be writing late at night. No set plot. Enjoy
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4930 - Favs: 11,352 - Follows: 1,269 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
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The Unwanted reviews
{Soulmate! AU with a twist. Every person is born with a mark on their palm, where is written their 'name,' less commonly known as soulmate} Sherlock does not want his name. He does not care for 'John' and no matter what his mark may say, he knows this John person can never care for him. He does not need John. In fact, he hates him. Rated T for mild mentions of self harm
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Home reviews
{AU where John and Sherlock meet earlier, and John is in Afghanistan. Established relationship.} Sherlock misses John terribly, but of course does not show it. The Yard, upon finding out that Sherlock has a 'boyfriend' abroad, does not believe him, not that he cares.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade - Complete
Transferred reviews
This is a teenlock, johnlock, story in which Sherlock is expelled from his private school, because of, well, being Sherlock, and 'giving teachers sass' and is forced to go to public school, where he meets a boy, by the name of John... Rated T for a bit of swearing and some sassy time :P
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,867 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.]
An Unexpected Turn of Events reviews
It starts on a normal, well normal enough for Sherlock and John, day. Then, everything turns to madness. Madness that, may or may not, entail: cats, bath time, horrendous haircuts, and a tower (*hint hint). Warning: extreme crack!fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,090 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] J. Moriarty, Anderson - Complete
Difficult Children reviews
A kidlock/teenlock, in which John Watson, a sixteen year old boy's family is struggling for money. In order to help out, he applies for a babysitting job for a certain Sherlock Holmes. It's just babysitting, it can't be that hard... right?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
In Which Holden Gets Help
This is a dialogue between Holden and his psychiatrist, when he goes for his first session. '(smiles) Hello Holden, (pause) I'm Dr. Rayman, but if you'd like, you can call me Sarah.'
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Complete
27 reviews
An additional chapter to the ending of Catcher in the Rye. 'I know I sound like a madman. I mean sometimes I am- I swear I am- but not really.'
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Complete
Untitled reviews
Teenlock AU. A short one-shot where Sherlock is alone and suffers from bullying and depression. As a result, he reverts to self harm. WARNING: possible triggers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
In His Web reviews
Potterlock. John, a muggle-born, gets thrown into a new world of magic and wizards, when he is enrolled to Hogwarts school. There he meets a boy called Sherlock, and things begin to get complicated... Murder and mystery ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sherlock Crack fic reviews
Sherlock and John, also know and Shirley Locks and Jawn, go on a magical adventure. It all starts in the closet, oh sorry, a closet... Rated T for rockin' stilettos and Shirley Lock's luscious lips. And some smexy making out in some interesting places. This was a collaboration.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade - Complete
Overlooking the Obvious reviews
A Johnlock one shot in which John struggles with his feelings for Sherlock, believing he is hurting their friendship, and attempts to move on, but how does Sherlock feel about this?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete