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Author has written 21 stories for Hey Arnold, Web Shows, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
I am a writer who writes what she wants and will take requests. I hope you all enjoy my weird fanfics. Meaw :3
My Favorite Shippings: (Pewds x Cryaotic) PewDieCry, (Cry x Russ), (Snake x Scott Jund) Snund, (Pewds x Russ) RussiPie, (Stan x Kyle) Style, (Kenny x Butters) Bunny, (Donatello x April), (Donatello x Casey), (All of the TMNT Turtles Together), (Shane x Joey) Shoey, (Anthony x Joven) Jovanthony, (Ian x Lasercorn) Iancorn, (Joven x Lasercorn) Jovencorn, and (Anthony x Ian) Ianthony. There are many others, but these are the ones I could think of at the top of my head that aren't anime related. If I stated all the anime shippings, then I would be here all week and/or run out of room.
Shippings That Should Be Given More Love and/or Have Not Been Considered: Cole Matthews x Peter Driscal) Ceter or Pole, (Cryaotic x Markiplier) Cryoplier or Markaotic or CryMark, (Shane Dawson x Pewdiepie) DawsonPie, and this list will continue when I find more people/anime characters/book characters to ship. I really think though that the Spirit Bear shipping should be a thing. I mean, there is a lot of potential in these shippings.
My Favorite Things to Say:
1) Meaw :3
2) Stay kool my nerdy peeps
3) YOLO!!! (While jumping off of a high place)
4) You better run before I toss you a package of bacon and sick my bacon obsessed friend on you! She bites!
5) Awkward!!! (in a singsong voice while slowly backing away towards a door)
6)OMG, I am awesome. (While laughing after I did something that surprised even myself)
7) Yeeaaaahh... that's not creepy at all...
8) Must... have... poptart... *crawling toward friend and begging them for the other half of their poptart*
9) Why, hey there sexy beast. Save the sexyness for the rest of us! (Talking to a cat, of course)
10) Friend says: "F* you! (I say) I know you want this sexy body, but you can't have it! (Or) You wish, but not in this life time.
11) Girl, you know you're fabulous! (To a guy friend)
12) JZMLKGFER!!! MY FOOT!!! GOD DAMN THE FREAKING CHEESE ITS!!!
13) Any last words before I turn you into powdered cheese? No? O.k then. (I kill the box of Cheese Itz by pouring them on the table and pounding them with a sledgehammer) I have rid the world of another evil box of Cheese Itz. NOW ONTO THE NEXT BOX!!! (Takes out another and repeats)
14) (Finds another box of Cheese Itz in Walmart) "I'm watching you." (Glares at box until friend tells you to stop staring at the food)
My Favorite Things:
1) Anime (Yaoi, Yuri, etc.)
My favorite animes (Not in order and I am a major anime freak, so this could take a while.): Deadman Wonderland, Mirai Nikki (Future Diary), Nabari No Ou, Sword Art Online, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Lovely Complex, Corpse Party, Higarashi (I think it's spelled that way...), Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Butler (I hated the ending though in the second season, but loved it overall. -_-), Blue Exorcist, Hetalia, Acchi Kocchi, Amnesia, Corpse Princess, Murder Princess, Highschool DxD, Highschool of the Dead (too much ecchi, but good nonetheless), Sakamichi no Apollon, Suzuka, They Are My Noble Masters, Romeo x Juliet, Please Teacher, Please Twin, Sekarai (I think it's spelled that way...), and many, many others. That was, seriously, just a sample I could think of at the top of my head.
Favorite Yaoi Animes (Guy x Guy): Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi, Junjou Romantica, Hey Class President, Koisuru Boukun, Kirepapa, Kizuna, Kachou no Koi, Maiden Rose, Vassalord, Yebisu Celebrities, Papa to Kiss in the Dark, and a lot of others that I can't remember at the moment.
Favorite Yuri animes (Girl x Girl): Sakura Trick, Sasameki Koto, Innocent Lovers, Cream Lemon (Do not watch unless you are a hardcore Yuri fan!), and a few others I can't remember at the moment. I am more of a Yaoi fan, but I love Yuri too.
Favorite hentai Animes: I am not even gonna get started on that list. Even if I named a hundred of them on the list of hentai animes I have seen, it wouldn't make a dent in it. Yeah, I'm a perv, so what? Girls can't be perverts?
2) Books (I love books so much that I can't even begin to count them all let alone tell you them)
3) Music (Rock, Heavy Metal, Country, Metal, Death Metal, Pop, Screamo, Opera, any kind of music really that is not yodeling.)
My favorite Bands: Get Scared, Crown the Empire, My Chemical Romance, Black Veil Brides, Red, Tokio Hotel, Metrickz, Falling in Reverse, Evanescence, Nickelback, Billy Talent, Panic at the Disco (I like them a little, but not a lot), and a few others.
Favorite Singers: Sia, P!nk, Evanescence, and lots more.
4) Cats (Nyan Cat too)
5) Writing stories, poems, songs
6) Drawing manga
7) Playing video games
9) Playing guitar
10) Playing piano
11) Playing trumpet
12) Hanging out with my friends
13) Doing stupid things
14) Being Awesome
My name: Rose
Birthday: June 9, 1998
Age: 16 (going on 17)
Height: 5' 1 ft
Hair Color: Auburn (Red/Brown, but more red)
Eye Color: Deep chocolate brown (Amber in the sunlight)
Skin Color: Very pale white (I mean, almost ghost colored white)
Current Location: Earth (you don't need to know where I live, you stalkers)
Job: Writing, babysitting
Hobbies: reading, writing, sketching, playing video games, singing, coming up with anime ideas, and RPing
Like to do: sit at home alone, playing video games, eating yogurt and singing loudly (I live in a rural place, so I don't have many neighbors.)
Favorite food: Pocky and vanilla yogurt
Siblings: Two younger brothers, a younger sister, and 2 younger step-brothers (I'm the eldest)
Straight/Lesbian/Bisexual/Asexual/Pansexual?: (A big bowl of pansexuality with a dash of asexuality minus the douchbags) Actually, I am a demi-pansexual.
My worst enemies: Cheese Itz, A bastard named Paul, sunlight, and the color pink.
Why I Hate Cheese Itz: We have a long history together and it's not pretty. Long story made short, Cheese Itz are out to kill me. I choke every time I eat them!
Things I believe are trying to kill me: Cheese Itz, Elmo, and my laptop. Am I paranoid? Maybe, but I swear Elmo is hiding in my closet with a knife and my laptop wants me dead.) Well, I killed the laptop before it killed me. (total accident, I swear)
What I want to be: Anything creative. I can't stand boring jobs.
Fun Fact: I am in a band with my friends called DisEnchantment. I play the electric guitar.
Guilty Pleasures of Mine: Tentacle porn. Vlol Nah, just kidding. It is actually an anime called Kodomo no Jikan, Cartman x Kyle fanfics, Iceland x Norway fanfics, and, worst of all, lollita and shota. Yep, I'm a damn perv.
Things Others Find Gross or Weird, but I Find to Be Awesome: Pimple Popping (I swear if I enjoyed it a tiny bit more than I do now, it would be considered a sexual fedish), Infected wounds being operated on (That is just really cool!), Sibling incest (I love anime related sibling incest, but don't really care for it in real life), Blood (People pass out at the sight of it or find the smell revoltingly rich and metallic, but I find it to be really cool and in a way beautiful), Boy love (as in middle school or elementary school love. I don't mean child porn, I mean love between two younger boys in a non sexual way. At the most a chast and beautiful kiss. And mostly in anime.), and finally, very graphic Yaoi. I find it very hot, sexy, beautiful, and just so kawaii all rolled in one. I also love Yuri.
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I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.(I only fight if I HAVE to. So, I could, but I don't.)
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. (Only alone in my room, whenever I sing, or when I get really pissed.)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.(I admit, I have a sailors tongue when I am not around my parents.)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.(More like my views on things are different than others, so I don't have a particular religion.)
I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.(I lost count how many times people have called me that.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(*pssh* depends on my mood. S'not my fault human stupidity exists.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.(Sorry, I love it too much to hate it.)
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.(Oh well, I love being an anime freak, so who cares?)
I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(Not really, I just dress like a guy. And cosplay a bit _)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(I would, but everyone is like "Don't dye your hair! It's so beautiful and red!" I am a ginger, so damn my red hair.)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.(She's kool, but I'm not about that life)
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player.(Um, I'm a girl, so how would I be a player?)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(I don't really have a lot of friends. I have alot of acquaintances, but not friends.)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.(S'not my fault I was born with them!)
I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.(i shower regularly!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.(I'm a loser who reads comics. So what?)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(Well, at least I can admit it.)
I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.(I just can't help my perfectionist ways.)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
My mood changes often, so I'm crazy.(I'm not crazy, because the voices in my head told me I'm not)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(No, they just annoy the fuck out of me.)
I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted. (So? I just love a good yaoi/slash fic. I cant help it if it as sex in it!)
I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(*says with a smile* I may be goth, but I rather be that than a popular bitch.)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Never! Yaoi is a beautiful thing and I have gay and bi friends/family!)
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.(I dress like a guy. So what?)
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.(I wish I could dance)
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST be black
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(...no comment)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.(I hate all people who thinks controlling people is the way to go, so I only hate the men who control others. Then again, I don't really bat an eye at women who does that, so who knows anymore.)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.
I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.(I am not a lesbian, but I do have a girlfriend. I assure you, lesbians do NOT want to get with every girl they see. I know this because I have lesbian/gay friends)
I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.(Only part way gay, actually. And that has nothing to do with me being liberal.)
I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST be ghetto.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I must be white, rich, and racist.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.(I may be a virgin, but I am no prude. I love sex... when it comes to Yaoi, at least. *giggles, drooling a little at the thoughts running through my mind.* Yaoi...)
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.(Yes, I am a witch with a capital B. And I wish I could fly on a broomstick. I assure you, I am only old in mental and soul age.)
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(Well... I can't really say anything about the loud-mouthed part other than that I just love to speak my mind is all.)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(No, just goth.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.(Hmm... I may be evil and have mental abilities, but I'm pretty sure i haven't killed anyone... yet. Mwahahahaha! Okay, okay, I admit I daydream about the day I finally kill my worst enemies, but I have never actually killed someone.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.(I am the oldest, but not an only child.)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm BLACK FEMALE, so I must be a Bitch!(Only on the inside)
I'm BLACK FEMALE, so I must, wear weave, be loud and annoying, and ghetto
I'm BLACK, so I hate any music that's not hiphop, rap, or R&B
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.(My best friend SO lives up to her hair color)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.(I don't really agree with abortion, but it's the mother's call on what she does, no one elses)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.(I was emo, but not anymore. I'm also friends with emos)
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.(NO! NOT THE CATS!)
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.(I'm lazy, but not Hawaiian)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.(I'm dirty alright... dirty minded)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(I'm in a ROCK band, so who gives a damn if I'm a dork? I never did)
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.
I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(I'm a girl so...)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(I only drink for flavor and I have NEVER been drunk)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be a screw-up.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.(I was. I still am a part of the Mormon church, but I have my own views of 'God'.)
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.(I don't really care about being so called 'POPULAR'. I rather be a loser)
I'm one of the popular people, so I'm stuck up and mean.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(So sorry that I'm a girl with muscle)
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.
I'm Peruvian, so I MUST like llamas.(I'm not Peruvian, but I do love llamas.)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.(Even I wouldn't wear that)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm RICH, so I MUST treat poor people like trash.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.(Damn right! We don't really care what others think about us)
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I grew up on a farm.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST have a strong heavy country accent and wear overalls.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a STRONG FEMALE, so I MUST be lesbian or a freak.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.(I ride horses, but I've never been to Texas. New Yorker here)
I'm TEXAN, so I dress like a cowboy/girl.
I'm from or live in Los Vegas so I love to gamble.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm a KID who acts mature, so I must be nerdy with no life.(I was like that and still am.)
I'm a TEEN/YOUNG ADULT, who likes kid stuff, so I must be immature, stupid, and can't learn to grow up.(Never! you can't make me!)
I'm pansexual, so I MUST find everyone attractive.
I'm asexual, so I MUST hate sex and only like myself.
I'm a ginger, so I MUST have no soul.
I'm blonde, so I MUST be stupid and vain.
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