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Joined 08-16-13, id: 5021229, Profile Updated: 04-04-14
Author has written 16 stories for Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Supernatural.

Hi, I am a human female.

I seem to have a penchant for writing unrequited love and angst. Sorry.

My shows are:

Sherlock

Doctor who

Torchwood

Adventure time

Supernatural

My books right now are:

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time

The Coward's Tale

Running With Scissors

The Harry Potter Series

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

The Unwind Trilogy

Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass

Oh, and I thought maybe I should mention that I am a Slytherin (and proud).

Sometimes I upload chapters/stories in short bursts because writer's block hits me like I don't even know sometimes. Or school gets in the way, or I'm busy watching Supernatural. Or sometimes my internet decides to be an Anderson.

Right now:

Two weeks until the end of break. Next week I'm away in Morocco soooooo...

I'm kinda less excited about life in general and the story updates are getting farther apart, but if you like something, give me a shout and I'll update it within three days or so, I promise. I'm bad at getting things done and rarely invested.

-Like Impossibly Thin Glass is going in like four different directions in my head right now. Who knows how that one is going to turn out. Writing the sequel is all very exciting.

-I messed up one of the chapters for Elysium, but its all fixed now, no worries. I hope you like it, I'm really excited about it.

-PM me for flash fiction if you want it. I've often got a few minutes here and there and a surplus of tiny ideas. Or PM me if you want to talk at or to someone. Whatever.

-If you have anything you want to see in my Mormor fic, The games we play PM me with your idea and I'll put it in there. There should be more very soon, because there has been a sad lack of MorMor in my life recently.

also my friend and I have a mormor rp going on on tumblr I'm sebastian moran, my blog is i-am-sebastian-moran and moriarty's blog is moriartea-dear

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The Golden Cottage by AlessNox reviews
In a golden cottage deep in the English countryside a man comes to visit and to ask what went wrong with a friendship that once seemed so bright. CURRENTLY IN REVISION
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,959 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 4,374 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Love is Silent by Polomonkey reviews
In this story, John Watson is not dead. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
da advenshur of da nekid bodee by irregular-pioneer reviews
Crack fic!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Northwest Passage by Kryptaria reviews
Seven years ago, Captain John Watson of the Canadian Forces Medical Service withdrew from society, seeking a simple, isolated life in the distant northern wilderness of Canada. Though he survives from one day to the next, he doesn't truly live until someone from his dark past calls in a favor and turns his world upside-down with the introduction of Sherlock Holmes. (Cont'd at AO3.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Am No Good At Love by Polomonkey reviews
"The flat feels cold after John leaves for the third and, Sherlock suspects, final time." John/Sherlock, one shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Duvet Green by mazarin reviews
Sherlock restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he puts in John's room is a surprise, and a revelation Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4974 - Favs: 11,458 - Follows: 1,296 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
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What we'll be reviews
(when we grow up). Unilock. John, Sherlock, and Greg share an apartment during Uni. They get drunk a lot and generally annoy each other and get stressed and yell at each other. And John is maybe-bi-but-not-really. What were you expecting? T for sex going on but you can't actually see it (or, like, read it). Hopefully this is funny? But also serious?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
The Seam of His Lips reviews
'When a person feels entitled to share in the life of another person, it is fair to say, that their life is shared in return.' -The merging of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Also the documentation of their Inability To Deal With Life In General. But really, they're falling apart a little. Sequel to 'Like Impossibly Thin Glass' but you probably don't have to read it to get this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2014
Elysium reviews
Sherlock gets erased by the crack, leaving John the only one to remember him. Besides the Doctor. What ensues leaves them fighting their own minds in a dreamworld that might be reality. No one really reads crossovers, but I just couldn't not write this.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., John W.
Run, Screaming reviews
Castiel shares a room with a boy called Stan, they don't talk much. The spare bed above Castiel's is just sort of there, and then Dean and Sam's parents die in a fire the burns down their house along with everything they own. Two days later, Dean is in the spare bed above Castiel's. Human AU. Rated T for eventual suggestions of boys being boys (of the homosexual/bisexual variety).
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Somewhere to go from here
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson stand outside the hospital where they met and wait for somewhere to go. AU, Sherlock and John in their twenties. Warning: mentions of past self harm, recovery.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Painted red and bleeding reviews
AU in which Sherlock, all throughout his life, paints a man he's never met. Soulmate AU, if you want to see it that way.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
The games we play reviews
A collection of really short snapshots of Sebastian Moran slash Jim Moriarty. These two completely fascinate me. I believe the pairing is Mormor. Odd name. There's some rather unconventional fluff and a whole load of angst and crazy Moriarty. No sex, but lots of talk of murder. "I kill because I need to, and you kill because I pay you." "Its fun anyway"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - J. Moriarty
Like impossibly thin glass reviews
- Sherlock aches for John with all the particles of his being. - The merging and falling apart of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. This is about to become a series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Knowing Sherlock Holmes reviews
John has grown up with parents who won't divorce and a sister who lashes out. It wasn't even a surprise when she started drinking. He's busted up his shoulder so he's off rugby and meeting Sherlock provides the perfect distraction from life in general. Teen!lock. John meets Sherlock during high school. AU. Eventual friends to lovers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
And all the best it could be, reviews
This is... fluff? Platonic Johnlock, and yes, I'm afraid I chose Sussex. Forgive me. John and Sherlock retire. Rated T, because sometimes adults swear.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Please reviews
Drug use. Sherlock and John have moved in together after university, and they're best friends. Sherlock has discovered heroin and John gives him everything he can. Basically entirely angst. One sided Sherlock slash John. Sherlock's unrequited love for John (surprise, surprise). Dark, obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sum delicious crack reviews
Sherlock has a relaxing bath, and discusses some of his deepest secrets with a close friend (and where is John?). Crack ensues. Johnlock towards the end. Rated T for possible mind images of Sherlock in the bath. This was a collaboration. And probably my only crackfic to be posted on this account, because reasons. This is very dear to our hearts. So like it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Of Pirates And Our Fairytales reviews
Fluffy Kidlock. Sherlock Holmes is seven years old and fine with having no friends. He can play pirates in the woods. Sometimes he even out maneuvers Captain Mycroft while the real stupid, fat Mycroft is being boring in Father's old study. So it is really okay if this new, interesting boy doesn't want to play. Really. He doesn't need John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
love (unrequited) reviews
John is getting married and Sherlock is falling apart. Unrequited love for John from Sherlock's side. Lots of exploration of how Sherlock's mind palace works and what's inside. The story is pretty damn sad. Third person from Sherlock's point of view. And I'm really sorry, I brought in Mary.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Time reviews
A one shot (chances of another chapter or companion one shot) from Sherlock's arrest to Sherlock and John running. Can be viewed as slashy-ish. From Sherlock's point of view. All mistakes are my own. Rated T because I don't know. Its probably a little more towards the K side.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Burn reviews
Short little piece about Sherlock wanting John, but knowing that he would ruin him. No happy ending, sort of poetic. From Sherlock's POV. Rated T because you are free to interpret it that way. Sometimes, when dreams tug at the edge of our reality, I think of what it would be to kiss you.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete