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Joined 12-12-03, id: 502550, Profile Updated: 04-01-13
Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Gundam Wing/AC, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hello, welcome to my profile. Still in college, currently holding down a part time job. Feel free to PM me anytime. All I ask is that the messages are civil and courteous. Constructive criticism is welcome so long as it follows my prior request.

3/28/2013 Update: No, I'm not dead or disappeared, just on a very long hiatus, because life inevitably got in the way. I like to think I've matured some because of it. Any stories I put out after this, I hope will be satisfactory to the fandoms I love and respectful to their creators.

07-21-08 Update: Wow, an entire year since my last update. Erm, I'm in my third year of college, was planning on moving to another state with my family, but it was put on hold. I recently had to go to the hospital to have an infected abscess drained...fun. Well, I shan't bore you with details. Yes, I AM going to finish my Transformers parody. Working on the last paragraph as we speak. It's just that recently things have had to take a back seat. Sorry guys. Hopefully I'll be able to start writing again.

07-21-07 Update: I'm currently taking a break. The GW project I desired to work on is on hold on account that my beta is currently MIA and has been so for months. If I write anything GW related it will probably be one-shots or a collection of one-shots, if I get the time to write them. Also, I'm probably not going to finish my current unfinished stories anytime soon, but I will leave them up as a reminder of how inexperienced I was when I wrote them. Hopefully the things I hope to write in the future will be worth the readers' time and energy. I would also like to say that my personal opinion on anything written before 9/30/05 was during my "new writer" phase, and I think they are pieces of drabble that should be discarded unless to be used as an example on how NOT to write fanfiction. (With a BIG maybe to Andumir...But even that is not that well-written IMHO.)

2-08-07 Update: Hey, I'm finally writing a proper bio. To the fans of my LOTR fics, I WILL return to them someday. But right now, I'd like to devote my time to Gundam Wing project that I've been working on since the 7th grade. I'm truly sorry for not finishing my stories, but I'll get to them eventually. Also, as I am now a freshman in college and have a part time job, my time is getting limited, so it will be awhile before I get back to them. However, the perfectionist in me won't let me leave my stories unfinished (but the procrastinist in me keeps delaying the inevitable =P). So just keep checking periodically if you haven't added me to favorites or author alerts. Thank you all, your support means everything to me.

I'm a Taurus, born in the Year of the Dragon, my "life path" numerological number is 5. My first fanfic was amazingly enough about Disney's Tarzan.

Favorite Colors: #1 Blue, Forrest/Emerald Green is a close second, followed by indigo/dark/lavender purple.

Favorite Anime: #1 Gundam Wing (duh), #2 Ouran High School Host Club, #3 Kare Kano, Zoids (the one with Bit Cloud, don't know it's official name sorry), Rurouni Kenshin, Azumanga Daioh, .hack//Sign, The Cat Returns/ Neko no Onegaeshi, Inu Yahsa (to a point), Wolf's Rain (although personally I hated the ending), The Jungle Book: Shounen Mowgli (a more accurate version than I've ever seen the movies do, although the Russian version was decent, don't ask how I know that xD), ehhh, there's more but I can't remember them. I'll update when I remember.

Favorite Books: Fire Bringer and The Sight by David Clement-Davies (awesome books, a must read!), Beauty by Robin McKinley, Phantom by Susan Kaye (a must read for "phans"), The Hobbit and LotR Trilogy by J.R.R.Tolkien (duh), The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis (seriously, for kids' stories, this series rocks. My fave is Voyage of the Dawn Treader), The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series by Louise Rennison (it's one of my top faves because it never fails to make me laugh uncontrollably), Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Gold, Geisha, A Life the autobiography of the most successful geiko of her generation, Mineko Iwasaki (a must read for fans of Memoirs), and more to come. The Black Jewels Trilogy by Anne Bishop, Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley, Pillars of the Earth and World Without End by Ken Follett, and Earth's Children series by Jean Auel have become recent favorites of mine.

Favorite Movies: Jurassic Park, hands down. Transformers (2007) because giant alien robots ROCK!!, the sequels however...; TCoN: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (simply because the SFX was cool and OMG Liam Neeson was ASLAN HOW COOL IS THAT?!), and the sequels weren't bad, still waiting for the Silver Chair; Snakes on a Plane (Mace Windu, oops, I mean, Neville Flynn gets trapped with snakes. On a plane. HOW COOL IS THAT?!); A Knight's Tale; The Illusionist; Star Wars (both trilogies, but particuarly Ep.1 TPM because QUI-GON JINN my fave char EVER! IS IN IT!!); House of Flying Daggers; The Lion King (because it has the COOLEST villain EVER, Scar played by Jeremey Irons, another fave actor); Ever After; Happy Feet; Angels in the Outfield; My Sassy Girl, and more to come.

I'm not going to give a list of my fave music at this point, cuz I'd be here all day, however, I would like to say that Hans Zimmer is one of the best score composers and I am truly sad that he did not work on LotR (I can hear a thousand of Howard Shore fans screaming curses down upon me already, lol). That being said, Howard Shore did a PHENOMENAL job for the LotR trilogies. Hearing the same leitmotifs from LotR in the Hobbit movie filled my heart with joy and nostalgia. I am also highly fond of John Williams, whose son btw, was the singing voice of adult Simba in "Hakuna Matata". And Enya rocks. Plain and Simple. Josh Groban is talented despite having what I like to call the "Gomer Pyle Effect". Secret Garden is nice too.

Kay, I think that 'bout wraps it up for now. Can't wait to post more stories for you guys to read! I'm excited already!

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The Written Word I: The Journal by LadyDunla reviews
After his parents' funeral Thoren, son of Thorin, comes across a leather-bound journal in their old rooms. As he opens it he finds himself facing their story: There and Never Back Again... Eventually Thorin/OC.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 755,232 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Arrow through the Heart by little brown shoe reviews
With Sigrid furious at Bard for not teaching her archery, Kili offered his services. Feeling unsure about the whole thing, Fili followed to make sure the two did not poke each other's eyes out. - A FilixSigrid one-shot
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Fili, Sigrid] - Complete
Mr Peabody's Only Mistake by RebellingStagnation reviews
Peabody realizes what he needs to do to regain Sherman's trust. Set after the movie. The traditional "Sherman wakes from a nightmare and Peabody comforts him" prompt. Naturally, there's some fluff.
Mr. Peabody & Sherman - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Mr. Peabody, Sherman P.
The Choice of Elros by LalaithElerrina reviews
Elros, the brother of Elrond, has the power to live for all the ages of the world as an immortal Elf. But what if his heart bids him to make another choice?
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 237,598 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Elros, OC - Complete
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kili, OC] - Complete
Death and Taxes by Oxnate reviews
Methos tells some stories at the urging of his friends.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Methos - Complete
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
The History of Now by Galimatias reviews
"Sherman, every great relationship starts from a place of conflict and evolves into something richer." Even if that relationship is between a father and a son who, to the world, are just a dog and his boy. One shot series of moments between the pair to show how much this little sentence is true. Hurt/comfort, but suggestions are taken.
Mr. Peabody & Sherman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,193 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014
I Heard It Through the Grapevine(of Delicious Mirkwood Wine…) by Lasgalendil reviews
On women, tropes, and the thrice-dreaded supernatural interspecies love triangle. Rumors of a certain movie and fanfics have reached Middle-earth and characters are not amused. Can Tauriel convince the canon that their reasons for hating her are wrong? Legolas laments, Tauriel teaches, and Gimli…Gimli is just Gimli. (Elessar's General Warning: meta fics may contain strong satire.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Legolas, Kili, Tauriel - Complete
A Preposterous Union by Jesus.Lives reviews
Fili finds himself intrigued by a certain body part of Sigrid's, and when he is caught staring by Tilda he is barraged with all sorts of nonsensical ideas such as a romantic union between their two people. Preposterous! [Hints of Figrid].
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Fili, Sigrid] Bard, Tilda - Complete
Hannibal the Handyman by Jenetica reviews
Perhaps better entitled "What the Hell is Hannibal Lecter Doing Mowing My Lawn, a Tale by Will Graham."
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hannibal L., Will G. - Complete
Two Psychopathic, Murderously Inclined Fathers Defend Their Daughter by PendulumWings reviews
Hannifam, Will and Abigail cuddles, PackFam! Pack cuddles, Will is indulging in killing and eating people. Abuse, crying, vengeance.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Abigail H. - Complete
Won't Let Go by Dell451 reviews
Sonmi's story from Hae-Joo's POV. Supposed to be a one-shot, got a bit longer so divided into three parts.
Cloud Atlas - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Hae-Joo C., Sonmi-451 - Complete
Unique by Laura Schiller reviews
Sonmi-451 does not believe that a fabricant can be beautiful. Hae-Joo begs to differ.
Cloud Atlas - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Sonmi-451, Hae-Joo C. - Complete
Ere Break of Day by Tia-Pixie reviews
In which Fili and Kili act like children, assert their independence, talk about serious things and just will NOT go to sleep. From tomorrow morning, whether they like it or not, Thorin is going to be their King and not their Uncle, but does Thorin have other ideas? Bit fluffy. Okay, more than a bit fluffy. COMPLETE
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Wicked Thieving Elf! by Ellfine reviews
A young elf lord learns the hard way that there are consequences for his behavior. Glorfindel figures in this genetically. Written for the October "wicked" challenge at ALEC.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Who is this Angel? by Orli's EEPs Chica reviews
Meg Giry is among those who enters the cellars of the opera, searching for the phantom. When she finds herself trapped with him, can they learn to live together, or will their anger tear them apart? MegErik pairing R&R!Updated June 28th
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 96,689 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Erik, Meg Giry
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Lost Wills of the Fellowship by Logic's Prerogative reviews
The Fellowship prepares to pass from one life to the next, leaving behind memos that none are likely to forget.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Aragorn
The Phantom of the Laundromat by C.C.Moon reviews
What do you get when you put two bored, Phantom obsessed best friends in a laundromat with a Faery Oracle? Sharpies and Phantom galore! Rating for swearing.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,041 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Erik, Erik - Complete
Fairy Tales For the Mentally Unstable LOTR Style by BUG-SLAYER reviews
Once Upon a time there was a story in which two random characters meet and something happens. The End.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004
The Silence Broken by Rogo reviews
A daring and witty young woman finds herself homeless but then discovers shelter in the abandoned Opera Populaire. While running from her dark past she is wounded and saved by the Phantom only to discover she is stranded in his care. ..
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,882 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
An Owners Manual to ERIK by Usorokoaemo reviews
Another spoof involving the ever popular Owners Manual. Updated! Now has Kay and Leroux. Will soon have Gerik and ALWStage Phantom. I may possibly then go on to fanfic Phantoms.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005
Catch Me if You Can by Csillan.Rose reviews
Obi Wan is always complaining about Anakin's misconduct, but what was Obi Wan like as a child? Follow Qui Gon as he attempts to keep up with the young padawan's antics...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,749 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Birds and bees by TheRandomScribbler reviews
Much to his dismay, QuiGon realizes the time has come to teach his Padawan about the concept of the birds and the bees...and ObiWan doesn't react terribly well to it. COMPLETED.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Arrival of a Stampede by Forte the Dragon reviews
PLEASE do not kill me for the fic idea. GargoylesTrigun crossover. Vash is given a chance to see and visit Earth. He ends up in Manhattan. You figure the rest out.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,710 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 1/12/2004
Those Who Do Not Learn From The Past by Mornel reviews
Are doomed to repeat it...Three years after Christine left him the broken-hearted Erik has moved to the French Countryside. When a new servant girl arrives he is given a second chance at love, will he learn from his mistakes in time? Please R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,313 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
In the Heat of the Night by Fluffy Cat1 reviews
Cole didn't sleep. Mel couldn't sleep. Every man and woman sharing an apartment face some adjustments, but when that man is really a Cirronian; adjustments takes on a whole different meaning.
Tracker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2005
The Adventures of MarySue Vol One by IsabellaImogen reviews
Everything good and bad will befall our hapless yet gorgeous heroine. Meet Mary-S-I mean Rose. Watch out for raccoons, mimes & scary hobos. CRAPPILY COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Fools with Starry Eyes by Lemony Apple reviews
This fic is so totally COMPLETED! Little Meg Giry was a little jealous of Christine Daae. When she finds the Phantoms mask after his escape, Meg recieves a alarming note that demands its return. MegErikcombo of both book and musical
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,946 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Meg Giry, Erik - Complete
Straightening Priorities by MJ-Skywalker reviews
Three members of a modern production of the Phantom of the Opera go back in time, and find themselves in time two years after Christine has left! Warning--old writing and Sue, ahoy...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,263 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
The Fellowship of the German Students by Penguin of the Rising Sun reviews
The German Textbook of EVIL has resurfaced, so Herr Beck sends a group of students to simply return it to the Library. Unfortuantly for the "Fellowship of the German Students," their leader is a crazed LotR fan. A simple trip to the library becomes so c
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 12/16/2004
Brave Prince by SlytherinMalfoySnape reviews
SEQUEL TO SLAVE PRINCE: Elrond becomes a second father to the Prince of Mirkwood. As Legolas heals he has to face the biggest challenge – going home. Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,471 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Legolas, Elrond
The Price of Freedom by Erin Lasgalen reviews
AUAdventure. In the aftermath of the War of the Ring, Eowyn comes to the painful realization that the wounds of the heart she still bears cannot be healed by going back to the cage, however guilded, however loving the master. Four years and hundreds of le
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 147,915 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Eowyn, Legolas
Arrival part 1 by Estel A Duath reviews
Amenhotep crosses the western gate... The beta'd version is now up.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004
Little Miracles by Gaeruil reviews
COMPLETE What Commodore James Norrington expected was a middleaged male servant. What he got was a little girl. PG just to be safe
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,967 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - James N. - Complete
Personal Hygiene by Satinette reviews
Ever wonder how it came to pass that Mel found herself in the awkward situation of giving Cole a bath? Big spoilers for "Roswell," minor ones for "Cloud Nine" and the Pilot.
Tracker - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2004
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
It Blows! by Satinette reviews
The Windy City blows ... in, um, more ways than one when a Cirronian doesn't know the language. A little look-see bit of fluff taking place shortly after the Pilot during Cole’s first few days on Earth. Rated for raunch.
Tracker - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2004
Learning to Trust by Lady Healer reviews
She wanted to be free. To escape the torture that was her life. She never imaged that she would land in another world. Can she learned to trust again after a life of pain?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,897 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Battle of the Golden Wood by Marnie reviews
What Haldir was really doing during the Battle of Helm's Deep! Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir and Thranduil (and a host of OC's) battle against Dol Guldur.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,009 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Galadriel, Celeborn - Complete
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Mace by Jinngerbread reviews
Ever wonder just HOW Mace Windu managed to wind up with the only purple lightsaber in the ENTIRE Jedi Order?...Non-Slash. Completed! Please R&R! Our first co-written fic!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Complete
Nothing Left To Lose by ewen reviews
[FINISHED] Qui-Gon and Xani meet a slave boy named Obi-Wan, 13, at an inn they stay at. Jinn finds he has an unusual connection with the boy. Is a bond forming? Can a master have two training bonds?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,800 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 12/11/2002
Ua Ola Loko I Ke Aloha by The Blue Raven reviews
utterly shippy fluff without a fugitive in sight Mel and Cole go on a romantic vacation in Hawaii and come to terms with their feelings. One of them ends up in a grass skirt and it’s not Mel. AU set right after 'To Catch a Dessarian'
Tracker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Complete
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He Led Her On reviews
I get a chance to tell Aragorn how feel about the way he treated Eowyn and ultimately meet the love of my life, Legolas. But is he just leading me on?. My first fanfic, please RR [UPDATE] Have revised Chpt.1 for clarification
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,927 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/20/2004
Transformers and the Mary Sues reviews
My frustration at the many Sueish fics I've read. Two strange looking sisters run into some very large alien robots. One becomes an Autobot. The other a Decepticon. Both find love, but who is their father? !
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007
The Food Trilogy reviews
Food, a common uniting factor with all humans, colonies and Earth Sphere alike. Written for the gw500 community, this takes a look at bonding while sharing food with others.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Wings of Change: How Not to Write a Fanfic reviews
One my earliest fanfics that I've ever written. The Gundam Pilots accidentally become the guardians of a little girl. A humorous somewhat MarySueish parody story written when I was 12 years old. Full summary inside. PLEASE REVIEW! EVEN FLAMES ARE WELCOME!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,882 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
How the Phantom Got a Wife reviews
The Phantom is finally granted the one wish that he wanted most: a wife to take out on Sundays. But he recieves not just any wife. He gets....A Mary Sue! A joke of the usual Mary Sue gets Phantom story. Please R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2005
Andúmîr:Mornstar of Men reviews
Finduyn is the daughter Eowyn, who is queen due the death of her childless brother. But then a tragic accident reveals Finduyn's true identity, which will change her life and the future of Rohan and Gondor. PLZ RR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 2/5/2004
Elrond and the Game of DDR reviews
What if Elrond ever played Dance Dance Revolution? Warning ,this is VERY short but please RR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2004