JoeEngland
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Joined 12-13-03, id: 502944
Author has written 4 stories for Kung Fu Panda, Doctor Who, Steven Universe, and Bunnicula series.
I was born and eventually typed this. The end.
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Growing Up With Steven by MadeofLove14 reviews
Steven's only a baby-an exceptionally good baby, but a baby nonetheless. The gems have been readying themselves for the day that Steven moves in permanently with them in their newly constructed home. These are the stories, not in chronological order, of the events leading up to first season of Steven Universe. Can the Crystal Gems survive raising Steven?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 112,363 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U.
A String of Pearls by Missie2 reviews
Every pearl has a story. Not all of them are told.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,778 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 10/28/2015
Lost by Missie2 reviews
As an Amethyst retired to working in a lost property office, her life now revolves around pearls.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2015 - OC - Complete
Last Days by Aiffe reviews
A pregnant Rose Quartz tries to mend what she's broken, and leave behind what can't be mended. Implied polygems but focusing on Rose/Garnet.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2015 - [Rose Quartz, Garnet] OC - Complete
Ice on the Rhine by IamInferior reviews
Napoleon marches on, nations trembling in his wake. The flames of revolution burn bright, and the common folk of Europe flock to the ideals of nationalism and liberalism like moths to a flame. Discord undermines the Holy Roman Empire, and in secret clubs across Germany, people discuss Corona, Austria, and unification. Maestro, choose your instrument, and let the music play.
Crossover - Tangled & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 113 - Words: 239,184 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Rapunzel, Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B.
Yuki No Megami by Piccolo Sky reviews
A ROTG/Frozen Crossover, Feudal Japan. When a seemingly-evil ruler brings about eternal winter, the shogun is desperate enough to recruit a band of five supernatual ronin to assassinate her before her curse destroys the country. Yet in the course of the mission, one of the band will discover there's more to the situation, and this mysterious woman, than he can imagine...
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 226,709 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
A Perfect Diamond World by Solosam reviews
The year is 1808. A soldier falls in love with Queen Elsa. What will happen when he discovers her taboo love for Anna? The answer involves pirates, pagan gods, and a life-or-death struggle in the polar North.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,903 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] OC - Complete
Arctic Rim by GenghisQuan reviews
It was supposed to be another routine kaiju breach response at the Vladivostok Shatterdome, but Rangers Elsa and Anna Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Gl├╝cksburg, pilots of the Mark-III Jaeger Frozen Heart, may be in over their heads as they discover there is more to their deployment than meets the eye, and no routine survives contact with the enemy.
Crossover - Pacific Rim & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,849 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
A Bird's Song by counterpunch reviews
Fill for prompt: Anna moves on without Elsa. "Anna hates that sometimes she thinks about her. It's been fifteen years and still Elsa exists only in the absence of things."
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Anna - Complete
A Saint's Resurrection by Shadow182 reviews
Sequel to BoaS. Spanning the entire epic of Saints Row 2, follows the Boss as she rises to reclaim her city, facing newer, deadlier enemies. Final Chapter posted!
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 235,999 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Boss/PC, J. Gat, Pierce, Shaundi - Complete
I Take You With Me by robinwitch1 reviews
A story about love, loss, and acceptance, set fifty years after Skyrim concludes, told by Shahvee the Argonian. What if the Dragonborn hadn't been that hunk in the YouTube preview but a slender Breton girl who could scarcely hold a sword? Where would she have found the strength to go on? From a sense of duty, surely. But also from the love of her partner and her daughter.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Shahvee, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Arngeir - Complete
Furious by Peter the Muggle reviews
Oneshot series. The Five and Po when they're not saving the Valley from crazy snow-leopards. New one-shot, Chapter 12: Song has little chat with Viper regarding a certain panda master.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,902 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 10/12/2008
Other Gods by Marquis Carabas reviews
The world of Coraline crosses paths with beings from the works of H. P. Lovecraft. Rated T for assorted profanites, violence, and hopefully some horror.
Crossover - Coraline & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,167 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Coraline J. - Complete
The Passage by Stratagemini reviews
Coraline has defeated the Beldam and won her freedom. But The Beldam plays to win and the Beldam cheats. As time Passes Coraline wonders, just what is the passage between worlds?
Crossover - Coraline & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Coraline J. - Complete
Blue Hair by Xandra J reviews
Just a little drabble I wrote on a whim. Wybie musing about Coraline's hair. If you squint, and turn your head at just the right angle, you MIGHT just be able to see come Coraline/Wybie there.
Coraline - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
Ten Things You Wouldn't Know by Black-Cat-8102 reviews
Ten things that you wouldn't know about the characters from Coraline
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009
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Little Lives
Not big lives. But lives all the same. You may find it strange, and even rather funny. And that's all right... so does he.
Bunnicula series - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Published: 22h - Complete
Legerdemain reviews
Beautiful days come and go very quickly. Garnet knows this better than most. Much, much better.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/10 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl - Complete
The Solution reviews
The Doctor takes a moment to clarify a quirk of alien numerology.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2015
Monster reviews
Chinese proverb: "Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up." Tigress would say that depends on what you want to accomplish.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Tigress - Complete