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Author has written 149 stories for CSI, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D..
Nicknames: El or La La.
This is the joint account I share with the awesome Callie: La-La-Blue-and-Fluffy
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My previous usernames were Bellamort500, Callellaforever, ChangingbacktoBellamort500, Noodle the Albion Python, Slytherin is my family.
My username on A03 is ChangingbacktoBellamort500 & Wattpad Bellamort500.
The following people are just awesome
Callie she's my best friend and wife.
Azzie friend and loves Doctor Who nearly as much as I do.
Lamia friend who is awesome and is a demon snake lady.
Satan friend who doesn't think I'm weird when I declare myself God of Sharks.
THIS IS THE DARK MARK.
All Death Eaters, copy and paste it into your profile immediately.
Long live the Dark Lord!
Because Bellatrix and Voldemort do not need to be repressed on top of everything else.
Because evil is sexy.
Because not even the DarkLord can resist a Black.
Because Slave/Master wouldn't even be role-playing for them.
Because JK Rowling said so.
Because Voldemort screamed.
It's not a tragic romance until both parties have a body count.
The world would be a better place if everyone was mute and it rained chocolate.
I'm doomed, you are doomed, the whole world is doomed but I've made my peace with that.
Never play peekaboo with a Shark.
It amazes me that mankind still exists.
If it takes you more than two minutes to figure out I'm insane than you're crazy than I am.
" I guess we learned that no matter who you are or where you come from, life is a terrible thing" -Peter Griffin
Sheldon : Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid.
Sheldon : That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
ALBERT EINSTEIN-Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.
I know the voices in my head aren't real... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!- Anonymous
If God were real he'd get drunk and prank call Satan.
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning-Anonymous
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her-Agatha Christie.
Before you criticize someone, you
should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them,you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
-- Frieda Norris
Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?
Sheldon: Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
I’m not always sarcastic…sometimes I’m asleep.
I’m not dumb, I just think less to avoid all the headaches.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
HP OTP: Bellamort
AoS OTP: Philinda
CSI OTP: Frussell or GSR
Dr Who OTP: 11/River
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