Maj. Gen. Jack O'Neill
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Joined 12-14-03, id: 503367, Profile Updated: 02-10-13
Author has written 3 stories for Stargate: SG-1.

Country - US

Gender - Male

Status - Married with kids

Occupation - Firefighter/EMT-T - ADFD (Army SOF [Retired]; MOS 18D; ODA 361 - C/2/3 SFG, 055 - B/2/10 SFG, 784 - B/3/7 SFG; ACE(A)/CAG(A) - JSOC)

Fav Shows - Stargate SG-1, NCIS, House, Rescue Me, Evangelion, Bones, Chuck, Justified, The Walking Dead, Fringe, Archer

Fav Activities - mountain biking, hunting, among other physical activities, occasional video games: Mass Effect, Medal of Honor, Grand Theft Auto (Vice City forward)

Fav Movies - The Hangover, Bourne series, 007 series (mostly Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, and Daniel Craig), Backdraft, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, Dr Strangelove, Fight Club

Fav Quotes - "Trust me, I'm a medic. This won't hurt...me. You? I'm not so sure. Probably a lot." - Unknown
"I've shot people I like more for less." - Givens, "Justified"
"Only the dead have seen the end of war." - Plato

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When Jeff Met Jane by venusgirl1708 reviews
Joker/FemShepard story. In my head I think these two would've met before the Normandy so this is my take on their story! Also done as the playlist meme with each chapter title as a randomized song from my playlist.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,971 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Joker
Out of Destruction by Jules Hawk reviews
Second chances. He'd never believed in them but now he had one. Was he brave enough to use it? Could he be good enough? Would she feel the same? A Shoker story. Rated M for language, these are marines and probably future smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 273,862 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Joker, Shepard (F)] - Complete
A Gun and a Bullet by kipper898 reviews
Sequel to A Pirates life for me. New Trouble is brewing. The infamous and oddest married couple in Roanapur just wanted to get back to normal but it's about to hit the fan again. Will Rock and Revy make it though again or now? Rated M for language, violence, dark themes, and sexuality.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,264 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Rock, Revy, Dutch, Benny
The Bringer Of Destruction by AlexisBlade reviews
Stephanie Shepard. First human Spectre. Survivor of Akuze. Hero of the Blitz. Butcher of Torfan. Saviour of the Citadel. An enigma capable of bloody violence and heartfelt compassion. Her records begin at sixteen on Mindoir but who or what came before?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 171,821 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
ReTrial by KiaserKoh reviews
Sequal to 'The Spar'. Read the first to better understand the second. Again rated for Language/Themes/Situations. OOC, AxS, Maybe some comedy later. R&R
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Guns from Nowhere by fantasydreamer94 reviews
His life in Roanapur has been cut short by betrayal. Death rescues and transforms him. Returning from nowhere, the Japanese man takes on the city with his most trusted guns in his hands, and Revy faces him with the eyes of rivalry...and is turned-on.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,747 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Rock, Revy - Complete
Reunited by Jellybelly903
Post Destroy ending. When the one they love love is far away, how will they cope until they are together again? Will they last until they are reunited again? She waits ever day for his return, while he is fighting his way back home to her.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Shepard (F), Joker
Lasting Impressions by Rebel666 reviews
The moment the Normandy left Earth, Specialist Samantha Traynor was uncertain about serving under Commander Shepard. One thing was certain, from their first meeting to every interaction they encountered, the Commander always left a lasting impression.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Shepard (F), Samantha T.
Acting-Commander Traynor by l OmegaInfinity l reviews
Post ME3/The Reapers are dead. The war is over. But enemies remain. Except now, Shepard is stranded on Earth, and the Normandy is left without a Commander, with no idea that she's alive. And to make matters worse, no sooner did the Reaper threat end then Cerberus jumped in to pick up the scraps. Without Shepard, who's left to take charge? The one closest to Shepard. Naturally.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Samantha T., Shepard (F)
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Heaven by Stella-Siha reviews
When Jeff realizes what Shepard just told him in Purgatory, he knows he has to find her, tell her how he feels before it's too late. F!Shep/Joker. Smut!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Joker
Everybody Wants A Slice by Drummerchick7 reviews
Ever wonder what Communications Specialist Samantha Traynor did during all that downtime we didn't see her taking on the Citadel?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Samantha T. - Complete
Why Don't You and I? by JacksAreWild reviews
The public persona of Commander Shepard is a myth: unbreakable, undeniable, unstoppable. In truth, she's a human being who needs someone, just as much as the galaxy needs her. Jeff "Joker" Moreau has confidence in his flying skills, and little else. Can these two emotionally-impaired soldiers find happiness with one another? *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 143,142 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
an ending once and for all by kr12187 reviews
Post ME3 Synthesis ending with F/Shep and Traynor romance. How will they reunite with the galaxy recovering and adjusting to the synthesis of synthetics and organics.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Samantha T., Shepard (F)
Blood from a Stone by sisirongana reviews
Shepard's used to bad odds, but Saren was a pushover compared to the situation with Harbinger. Especially upon discovery of two things: that Harbinger can possess more than just the Collectors, and that she's kind of in love with Miranda Lawson.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,856 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard (F)
Nightmares by CloudedWater reviews
Plagued and tortured by nightmares, Samantha Shepard seeks to finally confront her demons but her source of comfort is not what one would expect and neither are the feelings that arise from it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,485 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Miranda L., Shepard (F)
Evangelion Re Loaded by JDH1080 reviews
Shinji failed; Third Impact was initiated, can Shinji retrace his steps and fix his mistakes? Can he save those he loves or die trying?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,412 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Severed by the.subverter reviews
Feeling disconnected from Liara and overwhelmed by the Reapers, Shepard turns to Specialist Traynor. Shepard x Liara, Shepard x Traynor spoilers for ME3
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,080 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Shepard (F), Samantha T. - Complete
Live for the Lost Fight for the Living by Chaotic Studios reviews
Shepard's scars run deep. And when a thief steals her heart some start to fade. While others deepen. Rated M for language, blood, gore, and AC. FShep and Kasumi
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,954 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Shepard (F), Kasumi G.
Shoker Plus One by FallingDarkAngel reviews
He thought he lost her because of his own weakness but when she comes back from the dead he knows he never wants to loose her again; but a drunken night of love can cause more of an unexpected surprise then a dead human spectre. femShepXJoker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,150 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker
Tiger By My Side by Introjection reviews
Commander Shepard isn't one to be confused. However, after the events on the remote colony of Horizon, she has no choice but to accept the things she does not want to face, and have the courage to start life anew. Pairing: F!Shep x Joker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,583 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F)
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I Promised You Always reviews
Sequel I'll Be There For You. Seven months into retirement up at the cabin, Sam & Jack go to Cassie's graduation and, on the way to the cabin for the party, Jack is called back into action with a hostage situation. Msafety Indefinite hold/open for taking.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/5/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
I'll Be There For You reviews
JS. alt. Season 9. Starts near end of Sea. 8, between Threads and Moebius. Each chp. is one day in the lives of Jack and Sam, with some exceptions.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,009 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
How 'Divide and Conqure' Should Have Ended reviews
Takes place during the Za'tarc questioning. JS. Oneshot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete