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Joined 12-14-03, id: 503368, Profile Updated: 08-09-17
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Trigun, Gravitation, Naruto, Bleach, and D.Gray-Man.

My earlier email account was closed. New email MLFanfiction@gmail.com.

Hello! I'm 36 years old yaoi-fanfic fan and writer with a twisted sense of humor.

I'm sorry to tell you my stories are currently on hiatus due my Master's Thesis work.

-Maria-


I'm a woman who walks at the brink of life and death
Who's emptied her tears many moons ago
All the compassion, tears and dreams
The snowy nights and tomorrow
Hold no meaning for me anymore.

-Flower of Carnage, Meiko Kaji

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Not by LilPurplFlwr reviews
Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,833 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 8/5/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,940 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
There's a Pure-Blood Custom For That by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The day Harry stops Malfoy and his son from being bothered in Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between them. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 108,955 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] George W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Darklist by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,023 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 4,329 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Fine Line by N.H. Arawn reviews
Love and hate are said to be the same emotion, so what does it take for Allen and Kanda to stop hating and start doing something else? And once the line has been crossed, what are the repercussions? AreKan and Yulllen, Lucky, OC.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 103 - Words: 667,350 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Maybe We Shouldn't by midnightshadowkisses reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is 17 and gorgeous, but he wants to break up with his girlfriend. He turns to his twin brother, Uchiha Naruto, for advice. What he gets is a whole lot more. A different kind of Uchihacest. SasuNaruSasu, yaoi, and my kind of twincest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,039 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Order in the Court! by Pollux Unbound reviews
And Grimmjow says, "I'm filing a complaint against Cuatro Espada.", to which Aizen asks, "What seems to be the problem?". Grimmjow then growls at Ulquiorra, "Sexual harassment, that's what." UlquiGrimm GrimmUlqui SzayelStark Ulquiorra's POV
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Voice of My Troubled Heart by dead marionette reviews
He could no longer take the pain he feels in his heart. Knowing that no reward will come from his love, he chose to leave the king's side. This time, holding no delusions for his heart is already troubled and his dreams broken.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,057 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
Not as Planned by NoNoWriter reviews
When it comes to Sasuke, Naruto knows the best. That doesn't mean things will go as planned, because when it comes to Naruto, Sasuke knows even better. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Watch Me by Pollux Unbound reviews
Renji so hates his captain at the moment for countless valid reasons. He is resigning from his lieutenant post and there's no stopping him…maybe. ByaRen Oneshot Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
The Morning After by the butler reviews
Renji was pretty sure Kuchikitaichou was gonna kill him.renjibyakuya, look out, yaoi thingy. also, bad words. only what happens the morning after, because i can't seem to write the night before.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
A Cure for Loneliness by Day Eight reviews
Can Renji help Byakuya foget his pain? RenxBya Warning: Yaoi, Sex, Swearing, Drinking, all the good stuff XD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,345 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
Fall From Grace by Scarecrowrawr reviews
Grimmjow is thrown out of the Espada. With nowhere to go he is forced to move in with Ulquiorra and discovers emotions out of the ordinary. Yaoi fluff and Spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Faux Pas by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi is the last person on earth you should show any sort of weakness to.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
His Freedom by Simply Kim reviews
COMPLETE It was a known fact among the people around Byakuya that he was waiting for someone. And it probably registered on everyone’s mind that he looked positively disappointed when he saw the new visitors he had while in sick bed didn’t include someone
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,078 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Dinner For Three by EmbellishedTruth reviews
When Itachi's new mission involves seducing a pretty jinchuuriki, Deidara isn't pleased, and is deadset determined to ruin it every way he can. ItaDei. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
A Diplomatic Mission for Suna’s Akasuna no Sasori by BoREdom mAnIFEsT reviews
Mission Description: Babysit the Tsuchikage’s eightyearold son for the next two days.Mission Objective: Buy the kid lots of candy and entertain him so he can tell daddy all about his fun day. Teen!Sasori, Kid!Deidara, SasoDei, fluff, no longer oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,916 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
“...If only you were older,” Deidara whispered, “I’d let you have what you wanted.” [ItaDei, technical shota, shounenai, 3rd PoV]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
The Word On The Grapevine by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
If the only thing interesting enough to gossip about is Kuchiki Byakuya's lovelife, then Soul Society is obviously in desperate need of a new revenue of entertainment. At this rate, someone's going to be killed in no time...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Prerogative by Faery Goddyss reviews
Suppose in the final battle Vash didnt win that fight? Suppose it was Knives? UPDATED Chapter 12!
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,859 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 10/26/2004
100 Ways by Castalia reviews
Yuki always says 'I love you'.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Eiri Y.
Working out the Paradox by chayron reviews
Complete. Yuuri x Wolfram. The title should speak for itself. The main goal of this fic is to make a completely straight guy fall in love with a boy.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,900 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
Ball and Chain by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi sort of team up to give Yachiru the best birthday ever.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Set Apart by peroxidepest17 reviews
What sets the eleventh division apart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Iba T. - Complete
Everyone's Got Secrets by Erisabesu reviews
Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 230,883 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
To Turn the Other Cheek by Niko reviews
Yuri has arrived back in Shin Makoku after the end of the series. With so much changed and a long life ahead of him as the Maou, Yuri decides to tie up loose ends, specifically those involving his engagement.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,932 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
The Best Man: Part I of the Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
Naruto agrees to be Best Man for his two closest friends, promising to stay out of trouble. But when tempted by a gorgeous man on the guest list, he can’t ignore the suspicion that pursuing him is worth whatever trouble occurs. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What's In A Name? by ThefirstTevlek reviews
The Sacrifice and the Fighter's names are chosen for them before they were born, it is the course of fate on how they obtaine the names...but what if they could be changed? Ritsuka x Soubi
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,163 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Breaking Sasuke by AkaiTsume reviews
A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Lose Your Ears in Ten Days by YaoiKitten reviews
Ritsuka and Soubi has been together for years, but their relationship still hasn't gone in 'that' direction. If anything, Soubi seems more distant now than when Ritsuka was twelve...
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Stunted Forward Motion by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sortof companion piece to “On the Next Go Round” Byakuya and Renji battle loneliness and rejection.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Against Protocol by peroxidepest17 reviews
Companion piece to “Captain, My Captain” and “Beautiful Friendship”- Renji’s always been bad at following protocol.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2005
Pianissimo Butterfly by Angrybee reviews
Ryuichi goes out on a limb to help Shuichi. Can he and Kumagoro save Shuchan from ending up detatched and jaded? Rating for violence, sexual situations, and language.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,551 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Ryuichi S., Shuichi S.
Pecking Order by Joydrop reviews
More yaoi than you can shake a naked Midvalley at. Which is quite a bit, trust me.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,911 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/31/2001
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ARACHNOPHOBIA reviews
VxK/KxV? Vash takes care of his spiteful and reluctant brother. Knives must accept the situation since he's so badly injured. Biting words, tension and one broken butterfly. Question is: which one? Innocent, uncorrupted souls shouldn't read further.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,489 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Vash, Knives - Complete
Chained to an Escapist reviews
Byakuya/Gin. Gin is given a chance to avoid death sentence if he agrees to become Kuchiki Byakuya's slave. Violence ensues, both physical and mental, as the two of them try to adjust to the new situation. And maybe something else.. Also Rukia/Hanatarou.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,148 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Byakuya K., G. Ichimaru
November Naughtiness reviews
Yullen. SPOILER WARNING. Allen is forced to hide in Komui's bath tub with Kanda lying on top of him. And Kanda is a very naughty boy.. Oh yes, he is. Marked now COMPLETE due to lack of time for continuation, but it stands alone just as well. :)
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 406 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Sleep Deprivation reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Sparkling reviews
Ryuichi:Shuichi. A story about one cherry and two sparkling boys. Slightly AU since manga vol.12.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Shuichi S., Ryuichi S. - Complete
A Brilliant Dancing Dream reviews
Ryuichi:Shuichi. Yuki has thrown poor Shuichi out again. Ryuichi is going crazy because he's the one who always has to take care of the brokenhearted boy. But WHY exactly is he going crazy?... Based on anime.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Shuichi S., Ryuichi S. - Complete
Eventide reviews
After HBP. The Knights of Walpurgis, predecessors of the Death Eaters, have raised their heads after Voldemort's demise. Autumn 2005 isn't going to turn to a peaceful winter after all, especially after Draco gets one injured Harry Potter under his roof.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Round the Twist reviews
HD. Harry and Draco end up having an eventful, interesting night at Hogwarts after witnessing something they'd rather not have witnessed. Arguments, pet ferrets and bonding. Slightly AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,876 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete