Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans.
Ok I'm a sort of happy-go-lucky critic with a short fuse and an endless assortment of sarcastic remarks, plz forgive me if I offend u in any way. If I have an opinion about anything trust me u will know about it. PM me at anytime I will get back to you and I am on everyday so you wont have to wait very long, unless something urgent comes up. If you make me mad with a cliff hanger I will give you a piece of my mind, the insult degree on how big of a cliffhanger you just left me on. Now about me
Name: Classified(Friends call me L for my real name)
Age: Classified (im over three and under twenty)
Country: Saudi Arabia (yes I speak English I did live in the states for most of my childhood.)
Find Me On: Facebook as " Lolo A. Critic" (lolo is not my real name of a nickname, it is my friend nickname and I just chose it cause I needed a first name.) and HERE!
Likes: The movie Frozen, Pizza, Internet, YouTube, Books ( shut up yes I like those ), Nice People, Airplanes, Airports, Teen Titans, Skillet (It's an awesome band), Lindsey Stirling (if you haven't heard of her then go check her out now. I mean it now go she amazing.), BB/Rae fluff, I must have the fluff, etc.
Dislikes: Nonsense, Fish, Bullies, Slash couples (yuck who thinks up those type of things), etc.
Favorite Couples: BB/Raven say otherwise ill rip your throat out, I don't even care if it's a clone. Rob/Star those who don't see the love between them are demented. Cy/Oc I don't mind who cy gets with. Elsa/OC Elsa was never really the main point of romance.
Hated Couples: BB/Terra what she did break his heart many times, she deserves to die though once long ago I liked Terra. Then I watched aftershock and multiple BB/Rae vids. Rae/Rob really that bond robin was talking about is a strong bro and sis one I swear whoever made that should die, six feet under people. Slash couples: WHO THE HELL THOUGHT UP THOSE, OMG I WILL BARF ON YOUR FACE.
Favorite Characters: Raven (No dur), Elsa (from Frozen), Beast Boy, Starfire, Cyborg, Slade, Robin (in order greatest to least),
Other: I am a citizen of Saudi Arabia though have lived in the states most of my childhood, I speak Arabic and English of course, and have a brother and sister, who drive me to the brink of insanity and some how keep me there. Oddly enough I like to change my profile very often. I rarely cuss so if you get me to you just pissed me off bad. Want more info. just ask don't go hacking any sites k ;)
Books/Movies: Harry Potter, Eragon, Any of Rick Rodin's books, Teen Titans (No brainer right there folks), Frozen, ect.
Working on: Mission Terra, Terra's Reurn (the rewrite),
Coming Soon: The Mark Of Scath, Past Memories, Lucky Penny, Caught, Do You Love Me?, Family Trees, On The Run
Co-writers: The Only One: SecretGirl7516, The Secret: The Perfect Replica!
Finished: Depressed, The Only One, Holding on to Hope
Scraped Ideas: The Secret
Important: Ok lookie here I will post one new chapter or story each week or so, if I feel generous maybe two. Most likely they will posted on Friday so tune in then. If I do decide to write two try on Monday.
Important: Now listen up people, I will be working with my siblings on a wider variety of stories. So my brother will handle modern cartoons, and I will handle all of the older one like Teen Titans ect.
Question: Is it sad well I say if any of my stories get a review I feel like I may pass out from happiness?
If you are like this, put it in bold and add one yourself
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm YOUNG so I MUST have no clue about the hardships around me.
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST have been raised wrong.
*I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED*
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