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Author has written 31 stories for Sisters Grimm, Austin & Ally, Ice Age, Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragon, Danny Phantom, Wreck-It Ralph, Frozen, and Big Hero 6.
Hello! I'm Sam. I'm going to tell you a few things about me!
1. I'm a girl
2. I LOVE to sing
3. I love to read
4. I love writing (duh)
5. My favorite books; Sister's Grimm, Hunger Games, Leven Thumps, Runes, and Pillage.
6. I love to make people think I'm insane. I really don't know why.
7. Okay, no making fun of me on this one. I believe in magic. Hey! I said no laughing!
8. I have a sister and a brother.
9. I am the oldest of those two
10. My favorite TV show is Austin and Ally
11. My birthday is April 13
12. I shouldn't be on Fanfiction , because I'm only 12.
13. I know cuss words in sign language.
14. I really know the meaning to "Pardon my French"
15. My favorite number is 13
16. I don't like tomatoes or olives ( Kind of random...)
17. I hardly use text language, for some reason.
18. I am obsessed with the 5 elements ( Air, Fire, Water, Earth [my pen name] , and Spirit.)
19. Talking about religion makes me uncomfortable.
20. I'm from California. Even though I might write my A/Ns like I have a western accent, I don't.
21. Okay, so these next ones (21-22) aren't going to make much sense but... I have golden/auburn brown hair.
22. I have brown eyes.
23. I do not like math ;p
24. Though people think that I'm an open book, I have too many secrets. (Evil music in background)
25. I don't like talking to people about my problems, instead, I write a song with them.
26. Do you know how many people who reviewed thought I was a guy?!
27. I am friends with Miss Jelly! She doesn't want you guys to know her name, so I won't state it. Fun fact: I wrote most of Miss Jelly's profile!
So ya... I'm pretty weird.
Now, for my pledges
I promise to remember Sabrina,
Whenever I blow a gasket
I promise to remember Briar Rose,
When I see someone in a casket
I promise to remember Puck,
When I hear the word "fairy"
I promise to remember Bess,
Whenever I'm in a dairy
I promise to remember Granny
When I see an old lady with a flower in her hair
I promise to remember Veronica,
Whenever someone gives me a glare
I promise to remember Daphne
When I have no earthly cares
I promise to remember Uncle Jake,
Whenever I see someone mourn
I promise to remember Mirror,
When I see someone with a heart of thorns,
I promise to remember Charming,
Whenever I see a cocky guy
I promise to remember Tobias Clay
When I see a sad guy sigh
I promise to not kidnap baby boys
For Basil Jr.'s sake of course,
I promise to remember Moth,
Whenever I see someone use an evil force
I promise to remember TSG,
Wherever I may go,
And buy ninety copies
So I can let my obsession show!
Hunger Games pledge :
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something… Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)
98% of the human population would defend themselves if someone called them weird. If you are the 2% who say "Why, thank you!" then copy and paste this onto your profile.
WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??
Try it without looking at answers
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together
Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :
2. Nelson Mandela
5. Bill Gates
7. Brad Pitt
10. Barack Obama
I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!
PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!
Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, emotionalpoemgirl, Battle-Royale-Hiroki, mockingjay411, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe, CrossoverQueen1998, AirFireWaterEarth
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe, CrossoverQueen1998, AirFireWaterEarth
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you'reGREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
Thanks for reading!