Arandilhide bio
 Author has written 22 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Silmarillion, Once Upon a Time, and Spaceballs. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! @arandil13 I don't tweet much, but when I do, it's epic. Ha ha ha - not! I'M ON TUMBLR NOW TOO! And AO3! And still on LiveJournal. 12/28/2023: (AKA TWENTY years since I first published. What the AF is that about??) Anyway, I'm back. I have zero time and less motivation but lets see what new garbage flows from my brain into the pit of voles... 1/1/2015: Salvation is completely revised! Salvation is completely revised!! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!! No new chapters yet, but lots of new material in existing chapters. (Because, you know, the story is completely changed. And I can safely say none of the changes are as stupid as Greedo shooting first). New chapter mostly written. Exciting times. Exciting times! The muses are tentatively talking to me again... but, of course, they are sidetracked by all the shiny new characters in my head... - I WILL finish Spirit of Fire, Arandil, Princess of Mirkwood and Hook, Line and Sinker. I cannot promise it will be in a timely manner. - I WILL finish revising Stranger Things, although, again, I cannot promise it will be anytime soon. - Return of the Shadow has the prologue posted. It might be a while for more, but it will come, since there is a lot of that story written already. So, in the meantime, take care, keep reading and writing, and I'll see you around soon. (And by "soon" I may mean in Elvish terms of "soon"). Quick info on Arandil: female, USA, auburn, green, 5'6, dancing, acting, soccer, singing, shopping, writing, LotR, SW, HP, LOST, OUAT, Riverdale. I tolya it was quick... |
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Walking on Water by Ms Starlight reviews
CS AU: With the war against the ogres heating up, Princess Emma is dispatched to meet with a powerful nobleman whose magic powers might help win the battle. Her journey is interrupted when she is abducted by pirate captain Killian Jones, who plans to use her in his plot to avenge his brother's death at the hands of the Evil Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 143,962 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
The Secret of Drowning by momothelemur reviews
A portal tears apart the barriers between worlds, dragging Emma and Hook down with it. The search for the portal that will lead back to Storybrooke detours through new lands and old territories where things are no longer the way they were. Trust is no longer an option, any alliance is temporary and each fight is worse than the last. Captain Swan.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,792 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
The Wall that Fell by Lossefalme reviews
TTT:ROTK:postROTK::Legolas:OC:: For the fate of a world, he would risk his life. For the love of a mortal, he would risk the world. RESUMED AT LAST!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,306 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Legolas
An Awfully Big Adventure by Willofthewisp reviews
"A man unwilling to fight for what he wants deserves what he gets." Time restarts, the life of the curse ticking away, and so it is time to begin letting go of the past and finding a future. Seasons 2 and 3 through the eyes of the good Captain. Captain Swan
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 208,656 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Wednesday by Madj reviews
She knew it was Wednesday, because it had been Wednesday every morning for the last four days, and she was the only one who seemed to notice. AU for the end of 3.11; Regina stops the curse, but there are consequences. Captain Swan.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Show Me The Way by Sommer reviews
COMPLETE: If you could go to Middle-earth, wouldn't you have a plan? Flynn hasn't quite thought it through! Will the elves lead her into peril before Legolas can take an interest in her welfare? For the much yummier NC-17 version go to OpenScrolls dot net and search for story 'Show Me The Way' (or PM me).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,935 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 11/28/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
Fortress Around The Heart by Darma Druid reviews
Yet another (mighty) stretch from Master Tolkien's work - a challenge for both reader and writer. Elves: immortal, powerful, rich, bitter, secluded, secret. And living amongst us today.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 225,108 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Legolas
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
In Wonderland by OverCastDay reviews
[ Complete ] Typical: Girl ends up in M.E... but then again elements of this story are not so typical. In any case, please r/r. Thanks!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,579 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Confessions Of A Mary Sue by Lady Silence reviews
FotR: The Movie, through the eyes of a really bitter Mary Sue. Because being a Mary Sue isn't easy. Especially when you're surrounded by perfect ones.. Warning: Oooh, language. And Innuendos. Finished
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,756 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Arandil, Princess of Mirkwood reviews
We've all seen the girl-falls-into-middle-earth story. In fact, I may be guilty of having written one... But what happens to that tried and true story when the girl is unexpectedly accompanied by...her husband? Humor. Not MarySue bashing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,354 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/16/2024 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Legolas, Elrond, OC
Morgoth's Notebook reviews
Found in the ruins of what was once Angband. The original Dark Lord had quite the knack for badfic writing (and apparently a little "thing" for Fëanor). This is his notebook of ideas. Read at your own risk. Transcribed by Arandil for the HASA Challenge: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Winner: "The Merry and Pippin Award (Humor 2nd Place)" MEFA 2005
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2023 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Morgoth, Fëanor - Complete
Hook, Line and Sinker reviews
Sorry! I couldn't resist with the title. Begins after Tallahassee and intended to be ES/KJ, but my characters do what they please and usually don't behave themselves. Yes, I'm looking at you, PIRATE. Mostly not AU for chapters 1-3 but then chapter 4 goes wildly off the rails, so hold on to your hats! (or hooks. or sweaters. or fishing poles. Just... hold on to something, okay?)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
In Neverland reviews
A savior, a pirate, a prince, a bandit, a villain, and a wizard - all aboard an enchanted ship to save a boy who is somehow related to all of them. Of course there is going to be drama.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Once Upon A Spaceball reviews
Once Upon A Time in the style of Spaceballs. And by "in the style of" I mean "totally ripped off." Starring Emma Swan as the princess on the run (with son in tow) from her wedding. Pursued by the Evil Queen, she is rescued by one ruggedly handsome pirate and his fairy first mate. Along the way they learn about life and love, that all magic comes with a price, and Pan never fails.
Crossover - Spaceballs & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Henry Mills, Tinkerbell - Complete
Just One Night reviews
Emma looked at him and shook her head. "But why? You'd just met me." "Aye," Hook said, brushing her hair back over her shoulder. "I'd just met you. And in Neverland it was just a kiss. And when your memories returned it was just one night." (from "Bedtime Stories") This is that night.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Bedtime Stories reviews
Hook thumbs through a copy of "Peter Pan" and finds the results... less than pleasing. Emma tries to placate him by creating a new tale for him – one that has him cursed in Storybrooke – but when he tells his own version of how they met, she finds herself very... distracted. (Established Captain Swan/Fluff)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Henry Mills, David N./Prince Charming - Complete
Return of the Shadow
Long ago the One Ring was destroyed but remnants of evil remain, biding their time, until the moment when all will come together in perfect alignment to allow the return of the Enemy. Now is that time. The present day is not what you think: elves endure, faded but present; the bloodline of the kings of Gondor resurfaces, against all possibility; and evil stirrings begin to be felt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2014
Remnants reviews
Memories can be masked and new ones added, but feelings and experiences are never truly removed completely. Emma and Henry in New York, coping in their own ways with the aftermath of losing everyone they ever cared about, even if they don't consciously remember it.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Spirit of Fire reviews
Creator of Silmarils and Kinslayer, but also Husband and Father. How did this brightest jewel among Elves end up following such a tragic path? The life of Curufinwë Fëanáro through the eyes of his wife.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,877 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 7/25/2005 - [Fëanor, Nerdanel]
Narn i Adonnen Beleg reviews
Beleg Cúthalion is rehoused and finds himself in Rivendell in the Fourth Age. Written for a genfic swap where my prompt was Beleg and Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Glorfindel - Complete
Someone Could Love Him reviews
Written for JunoMagic for her birthday. Set after Deathly Hallows and slightly AU - after all, Snape Lives! And he's developed some inexplicable feelings for the girl responsible for saving him. Is it gratitude? Or something more? HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2009 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Arandil's Drabbles reviews
Drabbles are small nuggets of fiction that are exactly 100 words in length. Here is my collection of them, divided by Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005
HMS Legolas reviews
Filk in the style of Gilbert and Sullivan. For the International Legolas Month Song Parody Palooza over at HASA. I think I may have gotten a little carried away... This could become an obsession...erm I mean habit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Legolas - Complete
The Shadow Within reviews
Thranduil receives a disturbing letter from an unlikely source. What possible cause could the King of the Green Wood have to travel at a moment's notice to Ithilien to visit with his son?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Old Angband reviews
Say what you will about him, at the end of the day, Morgoth has been a busy little workerbee. Doesn't the first Dark Lord deserve a drinking song as much as the next guy? Written for the HASA I'll Drink To That challenge.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Complete
The Forest of Mirkwood reviews
How would one describe Mirkwood? It all depends on your point of view. Written (a little too late) for the HASA "Tale By Any Other Name" Challenge. The author's style that I ripped off should be fairly apparent. Honorable Mention: "The J.R.R. Tolkien Award for Honorable Mention (Crossover)" MEFA 2005
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Captain of the Guard reviews
Mirkwood's prisons are considered impenetrable. Yet in the span of 75 years, 13 dwarves, a hobbit and Gollum all escaped. Couldn't the captain of the guard during these two incidents also have been the elf to bear the news to Rivendell? *Finalist, 2005 Mithril Awards, Best Gapfiller*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Salvation reviews
What happens when a girl's world is destroyed, literally? Why, she seeks revenge. And along the way, despite herself, she unexpectedly finds friendship and happiness.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,574 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004
Stranger Things reviews
Carrie was as normal a girl as you could find in the modern age. That was until she met, yup, you guessed it, the most unlikely of people. Rated R for Chapter 38. All others PG13 or less. IN THE MIDST OF REVISION
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,600 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - [Legolas, OC] Aragorn, Gimli - Complete
The Forceful Affection reviews
Parody on The Rainbow Connection
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Complete
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