Note!

boys and girls! this is Remedy's Melody. My pc had crashed on me and I lost every little bit of information that I had. like my E-mail, FF, FP, and dA. I am trying to get my stories back. PLEASE do not say im copying because I am the original author of those stories. and I am continuing them as well. I should/will post another chapter of "Lover's Lane" by the end of the week. and will edit some stories as well. This is just a note to tell you what happened and why my stories have not continue. Please accept my apologies about this whole mess. :)

Oh! P.S i had to pick a random choose in able to post this so don't get on my case about it!

hope to see my comments soon! When i post a story!

my name is star and i am 13 years of age and female. i am also a blond, dirty blond for tht matter. and i am funny and i love ,and ill list things below:

cartoons:

-swat kats

-dragon ball

-drqagin ball z

-dragon ball z kai

-dragon ball gt

-my little pony

-the secret staurdays

(thts all i can remeber at this current time)

im more into anime and comedy shows then realistic shows like CIA. but i dow watch criminal minds with my mom and ice age (all 4). i also watch the golden girls, murder she wrote.

and at times i will find show tht i didnt even know exsisted! like "loonatics unleashed and xalion showdown". believe me or not those shows do exsist! look it up bitch! lol

and the one thing abput cartoon and such like tht, is tht...stories automatically comes to me. i do not make it up! and if u dont understand let me explain. its like when ur bored in class and ur drawing in ur notebook and this picture hits u then u start drawing it and befor u no it ...its there on the paper. its like tht...and to those tht still dont understand...screw u!

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I am the girl...

... that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call 'normal'.

I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl who would rather read in class than talk or pay attention to the lesson.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook or Twitter.

I am the girl who spends most of her Friday nights with her family or alone.

I am the girl who doesn't have a crush.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year or more.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

This is so true:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs then screams "Catch me of you can!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after you in the first place.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will help me find your way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap

If you hate me... delete me

If you think I'm nice... like my status

If you think I'm a good friend... comment a :)

If you ever liked me... poke me

If you like me now... inbox me a

If you want to date me... inbox me a (;

If you are brave... Copy this :D

BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Thank you.

1) You cannot stick your tongue out of your mouth and look up at the ceiling at the same time.

2) All idiots after reading #1 will try it.

3) And then discover that #1 is a lie.

4) Your smiling now because you're an idiot.

5) You now will send this to another idiot.

6) And now there is a stupid smile on your face.

[1] i need to tell you a secret, look at #5

[2] the answer is look at 11

[3] don't get mad look at 15

[4] calm down, don't get mad, look at 13

[5] first look at 2

[6] don't be that angry look at 12

[7] i have a very important message: hi.

[8] what i wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS ON 14

[9] be patient look at 4

[10] this is the last time im going to do this. look at 7

[11] i hope your not mad when i say look at 6

[12] sorry look at 8

[13] don't get mad look at 10

[14] i don't know how to say this but look at 3

[15] you must really be mad, look at 9

FRIENDS: Always ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM or by their name. Mostly by their name. (My friends and I call each others parents Mommy/Daddy first name).

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Wow, we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will beat up the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” (if it's okay with the parents, of course.)

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost it

AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box. (I share it with my brother)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black. (Black is so elegant and classy)
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 8

BTW i put that up there 'cause it was funny XD!!

You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

No one is a virgin, the world screws us all"

Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow"

!!I tried sniffing coke, but the Ice Cubes got stuck in my nose !!!

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again."

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."-

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you"

"Don't talk to me, when I'm talking to myself"

"Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in"

"We're all going to hell. And i'm driving the bus!"

"You can't make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them & hope they panic & give in."

"You shouldn't compare yourself to others they are more screwed up than you think."

"We are responsible 4 what we do unless we are celebrities."

"The people you care most about in life are taken from you 2 soon & all the less important ones never go away." (True)

"I can either be your best friend or your worst enemy". You chose.

"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic."

I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have :P

If it doesn't fit force it, if it breaks it needed to be replaced anyway*

"I hold the key to world peace, but somebody changed the lock!"

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you dont have to mow it

"A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it."

"An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble."

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways."

You know what they say: A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down but what if you're diabetic?."

"I don't want to achieve immortality thru my work. I want to achieve immortality thru not dying"

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do

Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The records do not show that Adam and Eve were married.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.

Always borrow money from a pessimist; they don't expect to be paid back

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research

A day without sunshine is like night.

Don't give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it.

Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

If you hear an onion ring, answer it.

Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme

Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

Good friends will help you move. REALLY good friends will help you move bodies."

It's hard to make predictions, especially about the future."

Life is hard. Its even harder if youre stupid."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"Lies circle the earth while Truth is still trying to put on its shoes."

I wanna be different just like everyone else

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt

I believe that imagination is more important than knowledge.

You can't argue with a sick mind

A man is not complete until he is married... Then he's finished

You're only young once, but you can be immature the rest of your life

My boyfriend said; "If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much", I said; "If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you."

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

Mean people rule!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing

Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

God must love stupid people, he made so many
I souport publik edekasion

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT

TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT... SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!

Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless you use magic marker then you're fucked

When faced with a difficult task, pass it on to a lazy person and he'll figure out an easier way to accomplish it.

"Dont underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers"

"If winners never quit and quitters never win then who came up with the saying 'quit while you're ahead'?"

If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting.

Whats this bout rowing gently down the stream? Fuck that shit! i'm too lazy.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the next cell saying "that was fucking awesome

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

"Boys are like roses, watch out for the pricks...

Stoners live and stoners die, and at the end they all get high, then soon the don't succeed, FUCK IT ALL LETS SMOKE SOME WEED!

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

I wasn't kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

God created men first, cause you always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece!

Guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

A wise monkey never monkies w/ another monkey's monkey!

Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege*

One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is 2 stubborn to ask for directions*

Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!

Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!
*They say true love hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circles! *

Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am not a player...I'm the game

I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!

East to the Sea, West to the Lands, Death to the girl who touches my Man!

I Know I'm Not Perfect, but I'm So Close it scares me!

I smile because I have no idea what is going on

See my halo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess w/me* *I'll kick your hiney*

I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own

I'm not weird! I'm gifted*

You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw

What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!

Friends don't let friends drink and take home ugly men*

I ran into my ex the other day... Put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN! *

IF YOU HATE ME, I LOVE YOU TOO IT ISN'T MY FAULT IM CUTER THAN YOU ARE

I had a dream that I still loved u * I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his or her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX ARE WE?

DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE

Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree!

If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

Success comes before work... only in the dictionary

If your happy and you know it ...get out of my house

Never fight with an ugly person*they have nothing to loose! *

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Your village just called their missing their idiot!

Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight; you can have it when I'm done!

Big Girls dont cry they get even*

NO OFFICER THERE'S ANY BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM!

Two Words Guys hate... Don't & Stop unless you put them Together!

If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice? *

God made mountains, God made trees, God made Mcgee, but we all make mistakes!

In some cultures what I do is considered normal

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.

Whoever said loves lasts forever was drunk

Call me anytime, I won't be home.

Roses are red violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you,
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head

My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!

I'm not a Ditz. I just lack common sense*

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk

Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film

SMILE! It scares people

Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!

I don't come with dice-so don't play me.

This is an inside joke and your on the outside!

-That's all right, that's okay, you're going to pump my gas someday! -

I still miss my ex... But my aims improving

Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl

Roses are red, violets are black, if you doesnt love me, and then I'll give you a smack!

Love isn't blind...chances are YOURE the one that's blind.

Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it

Some Kiss Behind The Garden Gate Cuz Luv Is Blind, But the Neighbors Ain't

Don't Treat Me Any Differently than You Would the Queen

EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards

You can think your funnier then me, its ok lie to yourself once in awhile.

Its not called showing off; it's called you being mad because you can't do it!

Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!

HOW MANY BOWLS OF COURAGE DID U EAT THIS MORNING?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm skitzafranic and so am I!

LIFE IS LIKE A SNOW STORM...YOU'LL MEET A LOT OF FLAKES

Don't upset me Im running Out of places to hide the bodies

Normal people worry me

Some people get lost in thought
because its such unfamiliar territory

I told my mom I stopped raising hell and she called me a quitter!

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

I am a fan of talent, not bsb

My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.

I 'M SORRY DO I LOOK LIKE I WAS LISTENING?

If u mess with the best, you'll go down with the rest*
*Boys are bad, throw rocks at them all*

Did you know that I am invisible? But only when no one is around

Go away... I have enough friends already
What happens if you get scared to death...? Twice?

Fact: If you ever hurt me...you get it back 10 times worse...

Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy,
find out whether you're the bird or the worm.

Lipsink and nsync whats the difference?
There is none

Sincerity is the key. If you can fake that, you've got it made

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign)

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Cinderella walked on broken glass.

Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow white barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat, and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears.

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect.
So why bother?