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Joined 12-15-03, id: 504156, Profile Updated: 08-25-13
Author has written 5 stories for Digimon.

"If it's not on fire, it's a software problem."

I eat In-N-Out 3x3's with the greatest of ease. My stories should be rated "A" for Awesome. I once lifted a car into the air using my foot. My fastest mile is faster than you can dream. I once ate some buckshot and blew out a door simply by sneezing. Occasionally I sink battleships on my own by placing red markers over them. I can outrun a Ferrari while on my bicycle. I'm the only person in the entire world who can armpit-fart with such proficiency that even God himself is impressed. I am a renowned philanthropist, and the only one who has won medals for sex.

Actually, I'm really some 24 year old idiot rocket scientist living in LA.

I once had a 4x4...but I hurled.

I idolize the likes of Kubrick, Hitchcock and Brooks and everyone involved in Monty Pythons Flying Circus. I'm influenced by the greats who are John Steinbeck, Sesshu Foster, Joesph Heller, Victor Villasenor and heavily by Douglas Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut and Robert A. Heinlein. I listen to too much music.

I have a sense of humor that is at times as vulgar as it is a progenitor for philosophical debate.

I'm a rocket scientist. I'm a photographer. I'm a runner. I'm an improv performer.

I'm the original triple threat who sucks at math.


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Last updated on: August 25th, 2013

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Government Confines by Trinity Dragon reviews
Four humans from four different walks of life are cast into the Digital World where struggle and strife await them in a dystopian society. The big brother of the Digital World, DoyenGreymon has all but destroyed freedom, save for one small glimmer of hope. Are these digidestined up to the challenge, or is the Digital World pinning its hopes on mere children?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,033 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 8/16/2005
Tamers Sagas: Code Carter by Narissa reviews
"Of all the children who were chosen to protect this world, you alone are capable of preventing the coming apocalypse. Because there's something you have, that nobody else ever did...something they never will. Do you know what it is? Me."
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 280,472 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Takato M., Ruki M./Rika N., Juri K./Jeri, Ryo A.
Mission: Impossible The Hida Factor by BMillsWrites reviews
The lives of IMF agent Ethan Hunt and Officer Hiroki Hida secretly crossed, and now Cody Hida has become a target that Hunt and his IMF team must protect.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,702 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 10/11/2001 - Iori H./Cody
X Evolution: The Ark Project by Frozen Twins reviews
Six months after the Defeat of Yggdrasil, the Digimon are trying to keep peace before a civil war happens. Amongst all this political turmoil, Magnamon has come back... to finish the Ark Project.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,847 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Yggdrasil
Tales of the Reactor by Ake-Enjeru reviews
The story of the child, known simply as 'The Reactor' to all who care of his existence, and how he earned his name. Rated Teen for unsavory language in later chapters, and adult themes.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
TSP: The ARCANE Deception by cenkantra reviews
A clash of kingdoms has left the TSP crew caught in the middle - and war is escalating. And when they lose one of their own, things only get harder. But all's not as it seems.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007
The Black Virus by Tyro Williams reviews
The Digital World has flourished in its many years of peace since its last threat. However, a new evil has begun to emerge, and none are able to stop it. Even a new digidestined has been called. But can even they stop the Black Virus?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Agumon
Dragons Within: The Next Evolution by nightdragon0 reviews
Digimon disguised as Humans. Humans that become Digimon hybrids. A sudden conflict that threatens to destroy the peace between two worlds. And a young Fladramon [aka Flamedramon], part of an elite Dragon Taskforce, that finds himself caught inbetween...
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,477 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007
Digital Æther by Bradrak reviews
As the earth's magnetic field is in a natural state of reversing its poles, the barrier between the Digital World and the Real World weakens. An organization rises to support the barrier, but can they truly hold it?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - V-mon/Veemon
Digital War: Campaign One by Trinity Dragon reviews
On hiatus, revisions pending.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,060 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 11/29/2005
Destined to Change by Down-In-Flames reviews
Matt Shephard meets a being that threatens to turn his life inside out and topple old routines. Strangely enough, he's ok with it all, especially when the being proves to be a partner and a friend. Finally Updated! Huzzah!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,296 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Renamon
Dragon Morphs: A Digimorphs Tale by nightdragon0 reviews
Mysteriously transformed into Dragon Digimon, 4 teens struggle adapting to life as Vritramon, Cyberdramon, Flamedramon & XVmon while searching for a way home. Evos & elements of every season will clash in this tale of action, drama and love! [Completed]
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 328,371 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Complete
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The Silent Project reviews
One line of code can change millions. Morales become irrelevant. Silence is golden, but yelling is platinum. Tell him exactly what he wants to hear, and your chances are better. Jorcy Black is in too deep, and he is the only one that can save himself.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011
Invisible reviews
Uncertainty rears its ugly head once again for Jorcy Black. The plea goes out for help to find something called Invisible. But can he overcome the hurdles of his own personal demons, as well as those of others close to him?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,259 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 6/22/2007
TSP: The Epic Rewrite Preview Edition reviews
One line of code can change millions. Morales become irrelevant. Silence is golden, but yelling is platinum. Tell him exactly what he wants to hear, and your chances are better. Jorcy Black is in too deep, and he is the only one that can save himself.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008
TSP: The April Fools Edition reviews
A small tribute to the bad-fiction that makes all of us look like geniuses.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
The Silent Project Original reviews
Jorcy is in a bit of a dilemma. He can either accept what he is to become or reject his expected future self. Either way gives him the ability to change two worlds. But when species genocide is publicly approved, everything spins out of control.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,595 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
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