Author has written 5 stories for Digimon.
"If it's not on fire, it's a software problem."
I eat In-N-Out 3x3's with the greatest of ease. My stories should be rated "A" for Awesome. I once lifted a car into the air using my foot. My fastest mile is faster than you can dream. I once ate some buckshot and blew out a door simply by sneezing. Occasionally I sink battleships on my own by placing red markers over them. I can outrun a Ferrari while on my bicycle. I'm the only person in the entire world who can armpit-fart with such proficiency that even God himself is impressed. I am a renowned philanthropist, and the only one who has won medals for sex.
Actually, I'm really some 24 year old idiot rocket scientist living in LA.
I once had a 4x4...but I hurled.
I idolize the likes of Kubrick, Hitchcock and Brooks and everyone involved in Monty Pythons Flying Circus. I'm influenced by the greats who are John Steinbeck, Sesshu Foster, Joesph Heller, Victor Villasenor and heavily by Douglas Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut and Robert A. Heinlein. I listen to too much music.
I have a sense of humor that is at times as vulgar as it is a progenitor for philosophical debate.
I'm a rocket scientist. I'm a photographer. I'm a runner. I'm an improv performer.
I'm the original triple threat who sucks at math.
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Last updated on: August 25th, 2013