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"If it's not on fire, it's a software problem."
I eat In-N-Out 3x3's with the greatest of ease. My stories should be rated "A" for Awesome. I once lifted a car into the air using my foot. My fastest mile is faster than you can dream. I once ate some buckshot and blew out a door simply by sneezing. Occasionally I sink battleships on my own by placing red markers over them. I can outrun a Ferrari while on my bicycle. I'm the only person in the entire world who can armpit-fart with such proficiency that even God himself is impressed. I am a renowned philanthropist and the only one who has won medals for sex.
Trust story: I once had an In-N-Out 4x4...but I hurled.
Just another idiot rocket scientist.
The Silent Project: Happy to say I'm back into the swing of things with this story. I haven't written anything in years, so this is a nice thing to return to.
Last updated: January 24th, 2017
I twit: @jaredhead