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"Rowling started out with a hero, and turned him into a patsy, one who was messed up enough in the head to name his children after his worst abusers."

"The facts remain that he (Dumbledore) is in charge of virtually everything, and everything sucks. So either he is incompetent, or he is evil."

Perfect Lionheart

... by the end of book 7 we learned that Harry was no "great wizard" or really even a hero at all. He was just a naive boy brainwashed and manipulated by Dumbledore into suicide for a cause."

Kalen Darkmoon

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Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 298,725 - Reviews: 8271 - Favs: 8,156 - Follows: 8,273 - Updated: 11/27 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13230 - Favs: 6,327 - Follows: 5,249 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 9/4/2005
108 Earthly Temptations by Vixen Tail reviews
A character study into why the older generations of shinobi are harsher and less inclined to compromise. SI/OC Pre-Konoha, Warring States Period. Post-Founding. Part One, the beginnings of Sekanji Terazawa. Poison Mistress, occasional kunoichi Lady, and the aunt of Orochimaru. Part Two, the establishment of Konoha and the character of the village Founders. Part Three, the end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 184,469 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Complete
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 4137 - Favs: 12,872 - Follows: 14,115 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 465,125 - Reviews: 5144 - Favs: 6,853 - Follows: 6,785 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 2908 - Favs: 8,011 - Follows: 8,523 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Incompatible System by mp3.1415player reviews
Technological incompatibility can cause serious issues even at a simple level. When it comes to interstellar travel, those issues can be quite profound...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,546 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 3,753 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 8/18/2019
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,037 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 7,988 - Follows: 8,428 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 121 - Words: 359,078 - Reviews: 4657 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 2,830 - Updated: 2/20/2020 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8142 - Favs: 11,809 - Follows: 12,172 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,504 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 1/2/2020 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 2,499 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
Harry Potter's most excellent adventure by wolfd890 reviews
Harry Potter simply wanted to take a break from being everyone's hero. Who'd have thought that being kidnapped by Jaffa out of some lousy Diner would do the trick? Poor SG1. They have no idea how far down the rabbit hole goes. Harry Potter/Stargate Crossover, eventual AU (COMPLETE, if you can believe it!)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 145,387 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 11/16/2015 - J. O'Neill, Vala, Harry P. - Complete
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 7,869 - Follows: 9,698 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Hive Daughter by PlateGlassArmour reviews
"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 69 - Words: 174,019 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Skitter, Panacea, Dragon - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7602 - Favs: 17,341 - Follows: 19,507 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2486 - Favs: 6,882 - Follows: 7,287 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
IA: A Prelude to War by Crayz9000 reviews
First book of a series. 30 years before Yavin, a massive Jedi expedition known as the Outbound Flight disappeared in the unknown regions of the galaxy. Most assumed it had been destroyed by an alien named Thrawn... but what if that assumption was wrong?
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 155,982 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/13/2019 - Published: 7/8/2010
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6918 - Favs: 7,336 - Follows: 8,158 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 4,571 - Follows: 5,358 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 10,800 - Follows: 11,646 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 14,089 - Follows: 13,864 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 16,276 - Follows: 14,481 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2966 - Favs: 15,676 - Follows: 8,874 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Madness Effect by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,420 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 5,826 - Follows: 6,785 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., J. Garson
A New World to Conquer by LordOfTheGrey reviews
Reborn after my embarrassing fall at Godric's Hollow as the Potter brat was an interesting experience. Getting sorted into Hufflepuff, even more so. But reborn as the Lord of Winterfell in Westeros as my playground? Now that was new, even to a retired Dark Lord.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,533 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 5,072 - Follows: 5,275 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 5/30/2016
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 7,034 - Follows: 6,575 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9575 - Favs: 8,119 - Follows: 6,188 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,617 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 4,921 - Follows: 5,589 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
Control freak by merendes reviews
When you find out that someone messed with your mind, what will you do? Can it be forgiven? Or will you take revenge on anyone who participated and utterly destroy them? Watch what would Naruto do. Warning: Do not expect to see in this story the canon Naruto or Naruto wielding some ridiculous bloodline. Also I would recommand to read at least two chapters beyond the prolog.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 119,647 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Naruto U.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4362 - Favs: 8,791 - Follows: 6,744 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
What Was Your Plan? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 194 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 5,735 - Follows: 1,734 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Honor Among Thieves by Bracketyjack reviews
An Honorverse AU. I know the story-arc of the Honorverse is one of its great glories, but haven't you ever, reading the latest best-selling doorstop, wanted radically to short-circuit the whole thing, and see those morally defective, small-souled Manticoran aristocrats taken down hard? And all Detweilers whatever fed to a passel of treecats, with BBQ sauce? I know I have ...
Honor Harrington - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 232,032 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Complete
Affably Evil by Sarah1281 reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,941 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 3,848 - Follows: 4,324 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Not Just A Routine Procedure by psychoman222 reviews
Self-Insert, but not like you have ever read before... I went to the hospital, for a routine procedure. I wake up a 168 years later, in a YMIR mech. Thankfully, Someone is there to help me though this trying time, but he may not have my best interest at heart...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,560 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Complete
The Dementor and the Mind Game by questionablequotation reviews
HP/Ender's Game Crossover - After defeating the Formics, Andrew "Ender" Wiggin decides that he's done with war, and begins training at the ISL docks for a normal, quiet life as an astrowelder. Unfortunately, a hungry dementor and a computer program named Jane have other plans, so Ender finds himself at Hogwarts...and magical Britain will never be the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ender's Game series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Ender W.
Lost Magic: First Contact by MightyFish reviews
A man is left trapped in time, while his world dies around him. Now awakened in the distant future, he leaves the planet of his birth and embarks on a journey to find that which was lost. But the new frontier holds many dangers, and the human race is about to face its first great challenge. A HP/ME crossover. Slow pace, rated M for safety, my profile has more details.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 162,448 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 3,068 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 5,171 - Follows: 3,782 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 4,701 - Follows: 3,963 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4494 - Favs: 10,060 - Follows: 7,347 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 4,964 - Follows: 1,715 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36326 - Favs: 28,618 - Follows: 20,863 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 10,279 - Follows: 4,820 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4375 - Favs: 7,730 - Follows: 6,700 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
The Blacks Are Back! by VelvetyNightSky reviews
AU Post GoF. When Arcturus Black sees something unusual on the family tree, he starts to investigate…and gets a whole lot more than he bargained for. Dumbledore and Voldemort aren't what they seem, and a couple of his family members are suspiciously alive. So, he does what all Blacks do when they realize something's wrong: they take over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,465 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 3,257 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Arcturus B.
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 669,206 - Reviews: 5421 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Midnight Gold, The Rise Of The Forgotten Lord by InheritanceConfessor2011 reviews
The chronicles of the rise of Lord Harry James Potter and his battle to rebuild the Potter family to its former glory, while working to prove himself worthy of the Potter name and its ancient legacy. Neville is true B-W-L, Rated M for mature themes, No slash. . 25/10/2020 - ON HOLD - please note want to rewrite this story at some point, but no time on my hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 446,559 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 4,445 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P.
Of Wands and Kunai by Womgi reviews
A 7 year old Harry stumbles on a box of old Naruto manga. Inspired, he reaches deep within, using chakra to quickly become a phenomenal ninja. And thus begins a curious tale. Read and see how it ends! Read 1st chapter A/N...story is officially abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,743 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P.
Son of whirlpool by Jinsokuichi reviews
Naruto is killed by Uchiha Sasuke on the retrieval mission, or was he? From that moment on his life is forever changed as he bocomes a new legend like you have never seen before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,484 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 3,676 - Follows: 3,197 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Burgundy Blues by Inkyprints reviews
Here's an interesting fact that I just made up. In a strange universe slightly disconnected from this one, Harry Potter was born premature on the 31st of July 1980. In this story, he wasn't. Born 27th of September 1980 this is a Harry Potter with no scar, new classmates, a sinister looking wand, and somehow he's got a strange diary belonging to T. M. Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,533 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Branches on the Tree of Time by alexanderwales reviews
Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,847 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, The Terminator, Skynet - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 3,727 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 3,323 - Follows: 3,349 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 3456 - Favs: 6,418 - Follows: 7,145 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
Infinite Supply by phoenix3488 reviews
There is a reason why the gods aren't allowed to interfere in human affairs. Yondaime didn't know this and the final result was Naruto dealing with the consequences. But are they good or bad for him? Powerful Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,388 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
A matter of force by ContraBardus reviews
Start with Harry Potter, change something, and Harry learns to rock. Irreverent, chaotic, and the more movies you've seen, the funnier you're likely to find it. Expect many cammeos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 637,940 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 8,315 - Follows: 2,513 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 4,074 - Follows: 4,701 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Wrath of the Witch Maiden by machievelli reviews
On the brink of a new war, a ship and crew are given a deadly mission
Honor Harrington - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,195 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2958 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - J. Garson, Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 9,709 - Follows: 5,696 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Legend by ShayneT reviews
Trapped by an alien collector, Lieutenant Commander Data discovers an early 21st century android excavated from the ruins of Sunnydale and a capsule containing the frozen body of one of the Eugenic wars most notorious figures...Buffy Summers.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 103,194 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Data, Buffy S. - Complete
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 132 - Published: 10/31/2010
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 258 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 3,971 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6605 - Favs: 18,759 - Follows: 6,853 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete