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I'm Neptune the Blastoise, Smarter then the Average Blastoise!

FUS DO RAH

I Have Multiple OCS, Such as Wolf Rine, Machy, Blade, Treezi and my Favourite, Anna Dragonis, An Violent, God-Like, Alcoholic, Dragonis.

Everyone Leave... I have to Poop...

I Kinda Take up most of my time Drawing, Writing and Playing Videogames.

LOOK OUT HOMER, BARTS GOT A GUN.

Sorry I will Update dis Page Sooner.

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

1.Sonic

2. Tails

3. Silver

4. Shadow

5.Amy

6. Blaze

7. Eggman

8. Vector

9. Espio

10. Cream

What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

GET OUT SONIC!

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: *Takin a Shower*

Silver: *Trollface*

Me: O Hai Silver!

Silver: ...Hi? ._.

Me: *Trollface*

5 cooked you dinner?

Yay, A Sonamy Wedding Cake.

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Vector: I All I Wanted *Cough* Is to Find the Computer Room...

Me: OMG OMG VECTOR NUUUUUUU D:

9 made fun of your friends?

SHUT UP BEFORE I PUNCH YOU ESPIO.

10 ignored you all the time?

Me:Cream Would Never Do that, Would you Cream?

Cream: *Ignores*

Me: WHY YOU LITTLE...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would 1 do?

SUPER SONIC BOOM!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What would 2 do?

Tails: OMG SO SORRY!

Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What would 4 do?

Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL!!!! *Teleports me and Him out of the House*

Me: You- WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!?!?!??!?!

You're about to do something-that'll make you extremely embarrassed. What would 5 do?

She'd be Too busy with Sonic

You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?

And do you, Neptune, Take This...Errr Bunny...As your Bride?

Sonic: Am I on Drugs Again?

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Eggman: *Gives me Rocket Launcher* KICK HIS ASS!

Me: YEAAAAAAAH ASS KICKING TIME!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Vector: Reach for the Stars!.

You can't stop laughing. What would 10 do?

Me: AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Cream: Please stop.

1 is all that you dreamed of. Why?

He's a Dreamy, Furry Speed Machine!

2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9.

Tails: Neptune, I Love Espio!

Me: SAY WHUUUUUUUUUUT?

(Tailspeo or Espiails? I could work with that.)

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Silver: My Parents are Dead. ='(

Me: Wait, Can't you Time Travel?

Silver: YEAAAAH!

Me: YEAAAAH!

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Amy: Only if Blaze is Dressed as Sonic I Will!

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Silver: *sniff* A- And she Punch-hed Meeee!!!! >='(

Me: *Loads Rocket Launcher* It's ASS KICKING TIME!

Blaze: Oh Noes...

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes in your mind?

E-EGGMAN! EGGMAN! SHTAP!

8 thinks he/she'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?

It's Ok Vector, At least you Have your Fans!.

9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending a email. Now what?

I LOVE YOU TOO ESPIO!

And THAT'S How the Lizard Man was Born!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How will you react?

Me: ...SONIC WHAT R U DOIN

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

*Moaning from the Hotel Room*

Me: *Opens It*

*Silver and Shadow are Playing Diablo 3*

Me: ._. Ok... *Slowly Shuts Door*

Could 1 and 6 become soulmates?

Amy: OVER MY PINK FLUFFY BODY!!

Would 2 trust 5?

Tails: Of Course! The only thing I Can't Trust her With is Sonic. -_-

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Cream: *Giggles* Stop! That Tickles Mr. Shadow!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study would they pick?

Sonic: M-ME WITH HER? NEVER!.

Amy: We'd Pick Sex-Ed, Right? Soniku?

Sonic: NO, We'd pick Gym, That's Final. >:(

If 6 and 3 cooked breakfast, what would they make?

Amy: Ok Silver, Use your Telekinesis Powers to Get the Eggs and Stir the Bowl!,

Silver: Amy, Use your Hammer to Flatten the Pancake!

PANCAKES!

7 and 9 are applied for a job. What job?

CHOCOLATE SALESMEN

Espio: Ok Eggy, I Know I Don't like you, And YOU Don't Like me, But we HAVE To do This.

*Ding dong*
*Shadow Opens Door*

Shadow: Hello?

Espio: Good Afternoon Sir, Would you like to buy some Chocolate?

Shadow: C-Chocolate? Did you just say CHOCOLATE?

Eggman: Yes Sir! With or Without Nuts!

Shadow: CHOCOLATE?!?! CHOCOLATTTEEEE!!!!!!! CHOOOOCCCCCOOLLLLLAATTTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Amy:I Want Perfect Spikes like Sonic!

Vector: Alright *Starts Sheering* Hey, Is that Marry from High School?
Amy: *Screams*

Vector: Nope. I Guess A lot of People look alike Eh, Amy? Amy? Amy?
Amy's Dead.

Vector: Not Another one!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Espio: *Drawing*

Blaze: Whatcha Drawin?

Espio: Your Perfect Boyfriend!

*Picture of Finn the Human*

Blaze: HE'S GORGEOUS!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

ESPIO AND CREAM SITTIN IN A TREE

K I S S I N G!

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Vanilla would Kick his Ass.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

It's Alright Blaze,Here's 40 Rings.

7 won the lottery?

.Eggyman: I WON THE LOTTERY! YAYYAYAYAYA!

8 had quite a big secret?

Vector: I Don't know where the Computer room is.

9 became a singer?

Espio and the Hedgehogs.

10 got a daughter?

Cream's Daughter's Name-> Chocolate Chip

What would 1 think of 2?

Sonic: My best Buddy Ever!

How would 3 greet 4?

Silver: What's Up?

Shadow: The Sky.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Shadow: An Annoying Punk.

What Bad dream would 5 have about 6?

Sonic: I Love you, Blaze, Let's Join the Dark Side

Blaze: Ok Sonic, Let's be Evil, Together...

Amy: AHHHHHHH! *Pants* Oh, It's Just a Dream.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Eggman and Blaze: NOTHING!

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Ruining his Plans.

Where would 8 meet 9?

TEAM CHAOTIX HIDEOUT!

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

He's Dating her Mom.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Sonic: BARK BARK BARK IM A FOX.

Cream: AHHH!

Is 3 gay?

Silver: NO.

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LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

1.Sonic

2. Tails

3. Silver

4. Shadow

5.Amy

6. Blaze

7. Eggman

8. Vector

9. Espio

10. Cream

What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

GET OUT SONIC!

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: *Takin a Shower*

Silver: *Trollface*

Me: O Hai Silver!

Silver: ...Hi? ._.

Me: *Trollface*

5 cooked you dinner?

Yay, A Sonamy Wedding Cake.

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Vector: I All I Wanted *Cough* Is to Find the Computer Room...

Me: OMG OMG VECTOR NUUUUUUU D:

9 made fun of your friends?

SHUT UP BEFORE I PUNCH YOU ESPIO.

10 ignored you all the time?

Me:Cream Would Never Do that, Would you Cream?

Cream: *Ignores*

Me: WHY YOU LITTLE...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would 1 do?

SUPER SONIC BOOM!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What would 2 do?

Tails: OMG SO SORRY!

Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What would 4 do?

Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL!!!! *Teleports me and Him out of the House*

Me: You- WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!?!?!??!?!

You're about to do something-that'll make you extremely embarrassed. What would 5 do?

She'd be Too busy with Sonic

You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?

And do you, Neptune, Take This...Errr Bunny...As your Bride?

Sonic: Am I on Drugs Again?

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Eggman: *Gives me Rocket Launcher* KICK HIS ASS!

Me: YEAAAAAAAH ASS KICKING TIME!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Vector: Reach for the Stars!.

You can't stop laughing. What would 10 do?

Me: AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Cream: Please stop.

1 is all that you dreamed of. Why?

He's a Dreamy, Furry Speed Machine!

2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9.

Tails: Neptune, I Love Espio!

Me: SAY WHUUUUUUUUUUT?

(Tailspeo or Espiails? I could work with that.)

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Silver: My Parents are Dead. ='(

Me: Wait, Can't you Time Travel?

Silver: YEAAAAH!

Me: YEAAAAH!

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Amy: Only if Blaze is Dressed as Sonic I Will!

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Silver: *sniff* A- And she Punch-hed Meeee!!!! >='(

Me: *Loads Rocket Launcher* It's ASS KICKING TIME!

Blaze: Oh Noes...

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes in your mind?

E-EGGMAN! EGGMAN! SHTAP!

8 thinks he/she'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?

It's Ok Vector, At least you Have your Fans!.

9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending a email. Now what?

I LOVE YOU TOO ESPIO!

And THAT'S How the Lizard Man was Born!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How will you react?

Me: ...SONIC WHAT R U DOIN

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

*Moaning from the Hotel Room*

Me: *Opens It*

*Silver and Shadow are Playing Diablo 3*

Me: ._. Ok... *Slowly Shuts Door*

Could 1 and 6 become soulmates?

Amy: OVER MY PINK FLUFFY BODY!!

Would 2 trust 5?

Tails: Of Course! The only thing I Can't Trust her With is Sonic. -_-

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Cream: *Giggles* Stop! That Tickles Mr. Shadow!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study would they pick?

Sonic: M-ME WITH HER? NEVER!.

Amy: We'd Pick Sex-Ed, Right? Soniku?

Sonic: NO, We'd pick Gym, That's Final. >:(

If 6 and 3 cooked breakfast, what would they make?

Amy: Ok Silver, Use your Telekinesis Powers to Get the Eggs and Stir the Bowl!,

Silver: Amy, Use your Hammer to Flatten the Pancake!

PANCAKES!

7 and 9 are applied for a job. What job?

*Knocking on Door*

Shadow: *Opens Door* Hello?

Espio: Good Afternoon Sir, Would you like some Chocolate?

Shadow: Did-Did you just say Chocolate?

Eggman: Yes Sir! With or Without Nuts!

Shadow: CHOCOLATE?!?! CHOCOLATTTEEEE!!!!!!! CHOOOOCCCCCOOLLLLLAATTTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Amy:I Want Perfect Spikes like Sonic!

Vector: Alright *Starts Sheering* Hey, Is that Marry from High School? Amy: *Screams*

Vector: Nope. I Guess A lot of People look alike Eh, Amy? Amy? Amy? Amy's Dead.

Vector: Not Another one!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Espio: *Drawing*

Blaze: Whatcha Drawin?

Espio: Your Perfect Boyfriend!

*Picture of Finn the Human*

Blaze: HE'S GORGEOUS!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

ESPIO AND CREAM SITTIN IN A TREE

K I S S I N G!

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Vanilla would Kick his Ass.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

It's Alright Blaze,Here's 40 Rings.

7 won the lottery?

.Eggyman: I WON THE LOTTERY! YAYYAYAYAYA!

8 had quite a big secret?

Vector: I Don't know where the Computer room is.

9 became a singer?

Espio and the Hedgehogs.

10 got a daughter?

Cream's Daughter's Name-> Chocolate Chip

What would 1 think of 2?

Sonic: My best Buddy Ever!

How would 3 greet 4?

Silver: What's Up?

Shadow: The Sky.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Shadow: An Annoying Punk.

What Bad dream would 5 have about 6?

Sonic: I Love you, Blaze, Let's Join the Dark Side

Blaze: Ok Sonic, Let's be Evil, Together...

Amy: AHHHHHHH! *Pants* Oh, It's Just a Dream.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Eggman and Blaze: NOTHING!

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Ruining his Plans.

Where would 8 meet 9?

TEAM CHAOTIX HIDEOUT!

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

He's Dating her Mom.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Sonic: BARK BARK BARK IM A FOX.

Cream: AHHH!

If 3 was elected president?

Silver: I'm President now And my first order of Law is Chilli Dogs Banned!

Sonic: Y-You Monster...

Silver: My Second order of law Is No Hedgehogsexual Marrige!

Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD: MARIO

1. Yoshi

2. Birdo

3. Luigi

4. Wario

5. Mario

6. Waluigi

7. Peach

8. Rosalina

9. Bowser

10. Kamek

what would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Go back to Bed Luigi, There are no Ghosts.

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: The Door's Locked!

5 cooked you dinner?

Me: YAY MUSHROOMS!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

That Would Never Happen

9 made fun of your friends?

Mario would Kick His Ass

10 ignored you all the time?

I'd Beat him UP.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would 1 do?

Run Away, He's a Coward.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What would 4 do?

He'd Fart it Out.

You're about to do something-that'll make you extremely embarrassed. What would 5 do?

Mario: It's A' Ok a' Neptune, Just a' Imagine them All A' In their Underwear.

You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?

Luigi: YOUR MARRYING KAMEK?!?!?!?!?!?!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Peach: It's Alright Neptune, There are Plenty of Fish in the Sea.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Bowser: Do the Best you Can!

You can't stop laughing. What would 10 do?

#AntiLaughingSpell

2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9.

Yoshi: JOO CHEATIN ON MEH?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Yeah Probably.

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

MARIO AND WALUIGI KISSIN?!?!?! NEVUR

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Impossible, Waluigi Will Never get a Girlfriend.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes in your mind?

Me: Peach, Your not Gay.

Peach: Oh.

8 thinks he/she'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: At least you Have a Army of Fanboys, You can Pick one of them.

9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending a email. Now what?

Me: I LOVE YOU TOO BOWSER!
And THAT'S How the Koopalings Were Born!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How will you react?

*Yoshi and Kamek are Kissing*
Me: *Slowly Takes out Camera*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: Best Not to Look...

*Slowly Takes out Video Recorder*

Me: *Trollface* Maybe a Little 'Peek' Wouldn't Hurt

*Opens Door*

Me: *Quickly Closes Door*

Me: I'VE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE.

Could 1 and 6 become soulmates?

Yoshi and Waluigi? Could happen.

(Walushi!)

Would 2 trust 5?

Of Course! He's the Mushroom Kingdom's Hero!

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

#PoisonSpell

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study would they pick?

Gym. Hands Down

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Wendy

1 accidentally kicked 10?

#EternalSleepSpell

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Waluigi: Wahhhhhhh, Nobody Invites me to Parties :'

8 had quite a big secret?

Rosey: I Have a Crush on Mario

10 got a daughter?

Kamilia

What would 1 think of 2?

Yoshi: GORGEOUS!

How would 3 greet 4?

Luigi: H-Hi

Wario: F* Off Greenie

What would 4 envy about 5?

Wario: HE COPIES ME!

Mewtwo: I Know your Pain Buddy.

What Bad dream would 5 have about 6?

Waluigi Saving Peach and Becoming her Boyfriend

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Mario Falling in Love with Rosalina

Where would 8 meet 9?

In Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

He's Fired.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

If Yoshi had the Munchies.

Video Game Quiz!

Best 2 Sonic Heroes Teams?

TEAM SONIC AND TEAM CHAOTIX HANDS DOWN.

Favourite Koopalings?

Lemmy, Larry, Iggy and Ludwig

Favourite 4th Gen Legendaries?

Giratina and Dialga

Write a Short about One of your OCS Kicking a Video Game bad guy's Ass.

Wolf Rine was Walking, Eggman was Standing in his Way. Wolf Rine Kicked his Ass. The End.

Favourite 10 Gen 1 Pokemon?

1.Squirtle (Wartortle Blastoise)

2. Arbok

3. Mewtwo

4. Ditto

5. Bulbasaur (Ivysaur Venusaur)

6. Articuno

7. Charmander (Charmeleon Charizard)

8. Dragonite

9. Jynx

10. Aerodactyl

Top 4 Mario Power Ups?

1. Propeller Mushroom

2. Mega Mushroom

3. Ice Flower

4. Fire Flower

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