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Joined 12-16-03, id: 504508, Profile Updated: 01-30-09
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Just getting back into fanfiction. My poison has changed, Twilight has usurped Harry Potter.

The Princess Harry, as dreadful as it was, will probably now never be completed. I got very bored with it, I don't think my attention span is quite right for long drawn-out stories.

I would like to make it very clear that I do not own anything. At all. These aren't my characters, I have to put them back in the box exactly as I found them when I am done playing.

The song used in Not A Monster, Just Inhuman is Shania Twain's 'It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing'.

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No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 11261 - Favs: 10,000 - Follows: 7,036 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Home by samekraemer reviews
Edward Cullen can't remember the last year of his life, so he doesn't understand why he has to be cared for by Bella Swan, who would give anything to change thirty seconds of her life. They both lost everything. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. AH/AH/AU. Canon couples/OOC. Rated M…just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,728 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Uncertain by theonlykyla reviews
Bella isn't used to finding herself in situations like this. She's typically a good girl, likes to have fun and be carefree. But, then she met 'Masen' and her life changed forever. Edward Masen saw his future in her eyes...but left her anyway. Can they find themselves back together? Or will the uncertainty of their future continue to hang in the balance? NO CHEATING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 69 - Words: 119,941 - Reviews: 4145 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11455 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 3,616 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Eternity by monksmama reviews
150 years after Edward leaves, 149 years after Bella's death, Jasper stumbles across a new novel. Nothing is as it seems. Who is Eve? Who are the Guardians? What are the consequences of secrets not kept?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9376 - Favs: 7,280 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18558 - Favs: 7,769 - Follows: 3,760 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flames of Love by aggiez reviews
Bella's parents were always the one to drink & not think twice about it. they often abused her and her brother without a care. One day they took it too far and only Bella walked out alive. now she is sent to live with the cullens and she finds Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,468 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10070 - Favs: 7,548 - Follows: 6,176 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Storm Before the Calm by sweetmahogany reviews
Bella Swan and Jasper Hale have been dating for 2 years. What happens when the Cullens move to town and the two youngest siblings take an interest in the happy couple? Canon pairings eventually. AU, OOC,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,273 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crossing the line by Noelle26 reviews
There is a thin line in the pavement of our friendship and we crossed it." Can an affair be right if it's with your best friend? AU-AH Sightly OOC EdwardxBella LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19677 - Favs: 12,942 - Follows: 5,867 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Scare me to Death by orkide reviews
Starting college Bella hoped to escape the darkness in herself. She signs up for free therapy where she meets glorious Edward, whose job is to force her to open up and face her fears. Will he be able to save her? BxE. AU-AH. M for future lemons/drugs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 119,987 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
24 Hours in a new skin by Amber Elm reviews
This is an AU but NOT OOC story that came to me. It would take place before Breaking Dawn. Edward gets the chance to be human for 24 hours. What will he do? How will Bella react? The rating is necessary because I think you can guess some things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,776 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden Romance by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
After returning home from college, Edward embarks on a passionate affair with his father's girlfriend who just so happens to be the same age as him. AU All human EB! OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,343 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Explorations by Summer Leah reviews
Bella is shocked when Edward suddenly agrees to try sex. M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,662 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sneaking Around by BellaCullen04 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught in a precarious position by Charlie. How will the couple handle it when they are forbidden to see each other? Rated M for future chapters and many future lemons. NEW CHAPTERS ARE UP! PLEASE REVIEW.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,400 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5295 - Favs: 4,970 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Protector by Mdawg1425 reviews
Bella is abused by Jacob and it seems as there is no escape from this fate. When Edward saves her one night he feels that he should protect her. What will they both do when they start to fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,201 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Streptococcal Sore Throat by Esme Plutonian reviews
Fluffy. Bella gets sick and Edward takes care of her, but then her sore throat gets a little more serious when Carlisle examines her thoroughly. Who knew losing your tonsils could be so much fun? Set before Eclipse. 'T' for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Selfish Behavior by EmmyDoll reviews
When Bella behaves childishly and selfishly how does Edward handle it? The more dominant side of Edward is in this story and it does contain a spanking, fair warning! Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 141 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Reason Is You by Constance1 reviews
It's a year and a half later and Draco is anxiously awaiting Harry's return. He hopes everything can now return to normal, but unfortunately Harry returns with a few surprises of his own (Drarry). Sequel to Walk Away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Walk Away by Constance1 reviews
Harry and Draco's secret relationship is discovered and destroyed. Devastated, Harry falls into an abusive relationship with another Slytherin (Drarry).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,451 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fraternising As The Enemy by Twiglet Queen reviews
Hermione is furious when she is not given the chance to gain extra credit, but ends up getting to know Draco rather too well as a result. Not a romance fic, at least not yet. I haven't decided how it will end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter meets Lord of the Rings by InchySquinchy reviews
What would happen if some of the HP charactors met the Fellowship?? Read and find out- muahahaha!
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2002
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A Minor Key reviews
Edward's life was governed by music. Until his music was governed by life.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward - Complete
Not A Monster, Just Inhuman reviews
Sometimes, pain is not the only reaction to heartbreak.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella
Midnight Musings reviews
Edward considers the minor frustrations of Bella being a 'mental mute'
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Princess Harry reviews
Heavily based on the Princess Bride, Draco as Westley, Harry as Buttercup, and all that implies. There will eventually be some v mild harrydraco, but til then content yourselves with the plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.