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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Slayers.

Hello, I'm TheWrittenSorcerer and I just have to say this. Harry Potter and Slayers are so compatible if you work them right. Then Left, with a corkscrew. I will probably finish this work and then go onto another fanfic of the same crossover or a slightly different one. Thank you!

The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
ever created.

Get Sorted Now!

Age: Under 50

Gender: Guess

Location: United States (currently)

Ethnicity: Not Telling

Hobbies: do I really have to answer???

Current Story: A Warder's Summer: Sequel to Making Them All Pay

Harry Potter and the Order of the Fried Chicken

Complete Story(ies):

Fate Sucks Series Part 1

Making Them All Pay Part 1

Harry Potter and The Destroyed Goblet

I'm currently a student in a college. I am an English Major. That's really all I want to say.

I believe:

There is probably something wrong with you if you

A)Hate someone because of skin colour

B)Hate someone because of colour in general

C)Hate someone because of who they love (It isn't your business)

D)Say That's So Gay to this (How would you like it if I said, "That is so (Insert your name here)," to every stupid thing you've ever done.

It is psychologically proven that homosexuality is naturally occurring, still people say its unnatural. Shall I now point out that a few hundred years ago, it was unnatural for a woman to want a job, for an African American to want pay, and for American Indians to desire to keep their lands.

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Do Not Meddle IN The Affairs Of Dragons- Harry can be a dragon animagus or dragon-based creature. It can be a reaction from Basilisk Venom, as one historical form of basilisk was a dragon. Slash or Het depending on preference. Try to branch out a little.

I hate it when a hippo randomly eats you

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

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Petunia The Black: A Fate Sucks Prequel reviews
A prequel to Fate Sucks detailing Petunia Evans time as a sorceress trainee. Watch as she is bullied, trains, learns, makes friends, and more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2014
How Voldemort Won: A Challenge of Sorts reviews
A Semi Challenge, semi Story that depicts Voldemort winning in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Voldemort - Complete
A Warder's Summer: Sequel To Making Them All Pay reviews
Sequel to Making Them All Pay! How is Harry's first 'normal' summer experience. With making money with his aunt and cousin, wearing disguises and finally getting some mental help, who knows. Slight spell crossover with Negima! Slash (Fem and Non) Het! Dumbles Bashing! Good! Grey! Ginny/Ron/Hermione Goodish! Dark! Narcissa, Good! Grey! Powerful! Harry with a backbone Talk of MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,534 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Baetylus reviews
When the Gods have a question, what is the answer? Harry Potter is the answer. The question is, can a mortal with the powers of a god be kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Minerva M.
The Four Year Lament reviews
Challenge by Senyor Fier Mensheir: A fanfic where the characters spells can only be in Pig-Latin... Harry learns magic early, how does this affect the time line
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Order of the Fried Chicken reviews
The many chaptered sequel to the Destroyed Goblet, Harry finds himself with Mimi, Hermione and Florence as they fight the horrors of what is happening in England. In America they find a human supremacist group lead by Joe himself. Who will win? Creature! Harry Good! Harry Ron Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC
Way to Blow Potter reviews
Harry Potter blew up, literally, around two hundred years of age. The resultant magical explosion covered the world. See the results. Het/Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Harry P., OC] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Destroyed Goblet reviews
What happens when the Goblet of Fire gets destroyed while sucking away Harry's Magic. Insane things Happen. AU Slash Non-Slash Accidentally Powerful! Harry Grey! Harry Creature! Harry Goblet of Fire! Harry Sequel is Harry Potter and the Order of the Fried Chicken
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,359 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Making Them All Pay reviews
When Harry Potter gets Petunia to take him to London before Aunt Marge comes he finds out interesting things. What will he do using the information? Dumbles! Bashing, Slight Slash! Talk of Mpreg Rest of warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,826 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate Sucks reviews
What will happen as Harry starts to remember life as Lina Inverse, Sorceress extraordinaire, bandit killer, dragon spooker? What happens when Petunia reveals her biggest secret? Pure Insanity! Hints of Yaoi, Het, Yuri. Dumbles! Bashing Good! Weasleys Chimaera! Gourry Goddess-like! Lily. First 7 Chapters rewritten.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 47,490 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P., George W., Lina I. - Complete
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