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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

i love Harry Potter, Vampire academy, Vladimir Todd, Naruto, Maximum Ride, Divergent, and many more.

The Harry Potter Pledge:

I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron
When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good

I promise to “Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family

I promise to remember Tonks
When someone is hyper

I Promise to have Constant Vigilance
For Mad-Eye's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy (Weasley)
For Moody’s sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”

I Promise to remember Dobby,
The house elf who died free

I Promise to remember Luna
When I don't care what people think of me

I Promise to remember Seamus
When things go wrong, but I still persevere

I Promise to remember the Dursley's
When my parents still deny they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter

I Promise to remember Gilderoy Lockhart
Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people.

I Promise to remember Snape
When my heart fills with remorse

I Promise to remember J.K. Rowling
When I value the power of imagination

And when they ask, "After all this time?"
I'll reply, "Always."

Yes I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter

Harry and Lupin's conversation:

Harry: Are you really a werewolf?

Lupin: Yes Harry.

Harry: Are you fucking serious?!
Lupin: All the time.

Harry: O-o What?

Lupin: what?

Harry: ...

If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile!

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense began losing the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


Complete Sarcasm

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

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Tribrid Chronicles Book One by Mikaelsonofagun reviews
The summer after third year, Harry is having the time of his life. Until a fatal accident causes something to awaken within him. Now with a dangerous secret Harry must try and hide it or face the magical worlds racist ways. Dark(but not entirely evil) Harry Potter. Past Lily Potter/Niklaus Mikaelson. Rewritten as of 12/8/20
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,123 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 12/15/2020 - Published: 2/4/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Lily Evans P., Klaus
Harry and Sara by silvermagic210 reviews
Harry and Sara are in Diagon Alley for the summer after blowing up their aunt marge when they discover a startling secret 3/22/14 i think i'm on a track to be able to update hurray! hopefully it'll work.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,929 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 4/26/2020 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Consort by Drops of Nightshade reviews
Sequel to The Courtesan: A year has passed and in that time Harry has embraced his position as the Dark Lord's future Consort. Graduation from Hogwarts, an impending marriage and the distant yet undeniable threat of the Order loom on the horizon. Harry champions the rights of muggleborns and half-bloods alike, even as he navigates the complex world of pureblood society. LV/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,258 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 4/8/2019 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Hogwarts? What? by SheWhoMustNotBeNamed73029375 reviews
What happens after the battle with the Giants? Hogwarts? Oh no... The demigods get drawn into a hogwarts baby class? Obviously this story is a crossover with Harry Potter. This is just for fun! Rated T for swearing and other stuff. Includes all of the seven plus Nico, Reyna, and Thalia. Thalico, Percabeth, Leyna, Frazel, Jiper! I'M BACK AND THIS IS STILL GOING! Leave a review? xx
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,720 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/3/2019 - Published: 7/22/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Harry P., Hermione G.
By Candlelight by solroros reviews
Hermione is the only survivor of the Battle of Hogwarts, the last great clash between the Light and Dark. Dumbledore, months prior, had given her an out, "just in case" something went wrong. Knowing this is her only chance to save the world from certain destruction and death, she lights the candle. SB/HG JP/LE *Updates pending Oct 2018*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,763 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Fairytales of Yesterday by padfootandprongsy76 reviews
In their final two years at school, the marauders begin to realise that nothing stays the same forever. Love is blossoming, NEWTs are coming up, the threat of war grows ever closer, and as their time together at Hogwarts draws to a close, difficult decisions about the future must be made. James/Lily Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 120,690 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
After Death by Falling Tenshi reviews
Sequal to The Feel of Feelings Rewrite. Harry/Ray is back, Hermione/Mia is getting married, Daimien is sexy, and the elves are pissy. Or: Ray has changed after killing Voldemort but then so has Mia; enough so, that they still see eachother as sibilings, but not nessicarally best friends. And they elves aren't happy with either of them, and plan to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Harry P., OC] Hermione G.
The Sea's Daughter: The Sea of Monsters by Perseia Jackson reviews
AU: Fem!Harry. Melinda has survived a lot in her short life, including giant snakes, horrible relatives, and a madman out for her blood. But now, after her first adventure as a demigod, she faces one of her toughest challenges yet. Can she juggle everything and still help her brother save their cousins tree and the camp?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,201 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P., Hades
Fractured by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When the rebounding curse misses the Dark Lord, he goes underground to lead the war from the shadows and to discover why his curse failed. He's not the only one with plans for the Potter child however, Dumbledore has his own plans for Harry, and when he is finished he will be the perfect light weapon ready to sacrifice himself. Shame their plans don't work. No!Slash Sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 54,845 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Tom R. Jr.
Morsus by Jessiikaa15 reviews
With all of his secrets, Harry thought he had enough going on after 4th year. Of course, it was not to be and when he wakes up from an attack he finds himself no longer human. Thrown in to a new life, Harry has to live, as well as deal with the reactions from the light and dark. He has to trust his instincts, but he is Harry Potter, of course he would be different. SLASH, DARK, OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,012 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Voldemort
The Secretary by stolen with the night reviews
The Volturi are in need of a secretary after dispatching their last and Harry was in need of a job to support her son and herself. She plays the oblivious human in face of the vampires and they pretend they aren't drawn to her. The rule stands though, even if they are vampires, she will be the best secretary they've ever had. Fem!MOD!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 4,540 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Harry P., Aro, Caius, Marcus
Things Change by Crystalzap reviews
Sequel to "An Unexpected Beginning" After being thrown into the past & altering his childhood & his friends lives Naruto has finally graduated. Now he will have to face Orochimaru & the Akatsuki all over again, will he survive? Will he lose everyone again? Only time can tell, however as they say the more things change the more the stay the same. Time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,183 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sun of the Archer Book III by digisovereign reviews
Book III in the Sun of the Archer series will cover the Titans Curse and the Goblet of Fire.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,558 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Harry P., Bianca A.
Lily's Truth by HP Slash Luv reviews
Lily isn't as light as everything thought, and Harry isn't a Potter like everyone thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/16/2015 - [Voldemort, Lily Evans P.] Harry P. - Complete
The Game by whitetiger91 reviews
Narcissa hates balls, so why not play a game? My first ever poem (really crappy: read at your own risk) written for the Quidditch League competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Looks Can Be Deceiving by corvusdraconis reviews
What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 463,160 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash. EDITED 2020/2021.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,824 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 5,307 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
1 Breaks Your Heart, But Can Another Fix It? by EclecticKnight88 reviews
My own version of NM, where Jasper returns from Forks several hours after Edward leaves Bella. Can he give Bella back her heart, as well as her independence? Not my best summery. Title may change. Some strong language for moments of intense anger.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,842 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Lost by Rose Basilisk007 reviews
Voldemort rises again during the BWL's first year. The Order and MOM can't seem to do anything to stop the Death Eaters. So, the Queen writes to her Guard Dog, knowing he will end her woes; one Ciel Phantomhive. As the young Earl takes command of the war effort, the Order learns that Ciel is, in actuality, someone they thought dead, Harry Potter. Warnings inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Rebuilt by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Harry had wanted to spend the Yule holidays with the one he loved, but things involving Harry never go to plan. Written as a competition piece. TMRLV/HP SLASH! Slightly Dark! Was also posted on AO3 under "Harrymort Holiday Happenings"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 168 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Prize by Jessiikaa15 reviews
After all the hard work he had done, and the life he had led; he believed this was his prize. Written as a gift. A little PWP. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Opening Stance of War by Jessiikaa15 reviews
The ministry has accepted that a war is coming, and now it's time for something to happen. Harry knows that there are many dark people within the ministry that could make all their hard work for nothing, however, he thinks he might just have a plan for that. It'll be practically impossible, but then again, impossible is something he's worked with before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Wizengamot's Stance by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Harry's hoping to show the wizarding world what happened that night in The Graveyard and put a foot in Voldemort's plans before they have even begun. He takes on the wizengamot the only way he knows how, bravely, boldly, and maybe a bit of Slytherin cunning along the way. Sequel to From Graveyard to Wizengamot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
Heir by Na'hiel reviews
ABANDONED. When Harry was five, he met his best friend: the sliver of another man's soul living inside of him. Things would never be the same again. Eventual HP/DM slash with other slash and non-slash couples.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 183,166 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,546 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 9,107 - Follows: 8,702 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 12,906 - Follows: 5,917 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Harry Potter the Gem Mage by lolmak reviews
When Harry is neglected and ignored by his family after his brother is named the Boy Who Lived, Harry decides he will prove himself to be better than him. With an inheritance and knowledge lost to the world, Harry struggles to define himself through actions and his magic. WBWL, Smart!Harry, Ravenclaw!Harry, Powerful!Harry, Independant!Harry, Grey!Harry. Not Slash. Not typical WBWL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,599 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L.
Vervain by Perseia Jackson reviews
AU Fem!Percy. She was dying, and knew she couldn't trust just anyone with her daughter. Sally Jackson would do anything to save her child, even if it meant going to a witch. She just didn't realize until later that witch would include Hecate. Now over a decade later the lost daughter of Poseidon has been found, but she's not much of a hero.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,660 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Percy J., Klaus
Madara's Wife by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Fem!Harry Potter. Only one thing that Madara truly fears and that is his wife, who was summoned back from the dead along with the four Hokages.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 519 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Complete
One More Day by Perseia Jackson reviews
Fem!Percy. Sequel to Waking Up The Ghost. With the war over Percy expected life to return to normal. Well, the norm for a demigod, but a new prophecy and the fact she's got seven more months before she can do anything without someone breathing down her neck complicates things. She never expected to wake up with wolves and no memory except for her name and another name, Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,692 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Luke C., Percy J.
First Words by magicforever39 reviews
When Charon goes to see Hades about getting a pay raise, Hades' infant daughter is there. What neither of them expected was for Electra to speak her first word during their meeting. Prequel one-shot to Fates' Decision.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [OC, Hades] OC - Complete
Escaping This World by sablecurse reviews
AU post-OotP: When Vernon takes the abuse of his nephew too far, Harry snaps. When Dumbledore and his meddling get involved, it just makes things worse. Slash, abuse, lang., rape, minor, non-con, incest, attempted suicide, lots of bashing, possible M-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,322 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Piercing Snow by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Dudley's innocent push starts Harry journey into Snow and beyond. An open wound grants him a wish. A mistake makes him the tool to the greatest man he had ever met. (A Harry is Haku story) Slash, violence, and a little bit of love. (Formerly Ice Ice Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,845 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Zabuza M. - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3903 - Favs: 10,750 - Follows: 9,701 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Random Crack Fic by The Incompleter reviews
In which Fem!Naruto is a kitsune and meets all the Olympian Gods and Goddesses one by one.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Naruko U. - Complete
Shades of Crimson by Onileo reviews
A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Sun of the Archer Book II by digisovereign reviews
Book two in Sun of the Acher Series, will most likely cover the Sea of Monsters, the Prisoner of Azkaban, and a small element of the Kane Chronicles for now probably more later in Book III or IV.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,993 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
To Fix What's Broken by chibibela reviews
After watching Hermione fall deeper into depression having only Teddy as a reason to live McGonagall contacts her old friend Saratobi for help and he thinks that maybe two broken pieces can make a whole.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,920 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
The New Neighbours by ilovetimbits reviews
A couple and thier daughter move in beside Hidan and Sakura can they handle the neighbors or move out like the other twenty? Strong language. AU setting,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Crazy Beginnings by Moon Stars and Fast Cars reviews
The first time Sakura and Hidan meet *Edited*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Percy in Paradise by Takara Phoenix reviews
First in the "Lover of Olympus"-series! The gods want Percy - and not only so he would become a god! And Aphrodite, the little yaoi-fangirl, is heavily scheming. male!Olympians/Percy, only slash though, so be warned! - Sequel "The Lost Lover" is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,243 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - [Percy J., Zeus, Poseidon, Hades] - Complete
The Son of a Dark Lord by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter isn't really Harry Potter. Neither is he the Boy-Who-Lived, and is therefore thrown away as trash. When he turns sixteen, glamours unwraps his true self and he leaves the Light to find his real family. Slash, HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,294 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 5,278 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Sins by Mettlei reviews
How the Sinner met the Priest. Yaoi. Kinky.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki's Blossom by xBrokenRecordx reviews
Banished from her village, Sakura is found on the side of the road by Kisame and Itachi. She is inducted into the Akatsuki where she finds more family and love from them than she ever had from her "friends" in Konoha. iPod Challenge. T for Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Harry is a demon by Death-Magnetic-Cyanide reviews
This is a story where after chasing a dark wizard as an adult with Ron, Harry is killed. Because of crimes the Angles have shunned him, while the demons welcome him. He becomes a serpent contract demon. He is assigned a trainer to help him learn the ropes
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Jashin's New Ritual by loverofakatsuki reviews
Hidan wants me to join him for his new ritual. WARNING: BLOOD & LEMON/YAOI TOO OC & HIdan then OC/Hidan/Kakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
High School Adolescence - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Pein, Zetsu, Kisame, Kakuzu and Sasori are all seniors this year. Itachi, Konan, Deidara, Tobi, and Hidan are all the new freshmen. The senior boys will be graduating this year but not before they teach the new freshmen a thing or two about life/love/sex. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Master of Death by Tiro reviews
Instead of a duel between wands, Harry does something unexpected… and helps Voldemort understand what a master of death is. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 373 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Snow Covered Ground by YunaMustang reviews
"His piercing red eyes bore in her soft brown eyes, 'You may call me Sebastian. It is the name my master gave me.' ... This man- demon, human, vampire whoever- had her under his spell." Never walk alone at night when the ground is covered by snow...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Sebastian M. - Complete
Welcome to the Undetaker's by StarrkxTyki reviews
"No more freebies, Milord. Now it's time for you to pay." Undertaker chuckled darkly. Oneshot, UndertakerxCiel. Imminent rape. YAOI. Don't like, don't read.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Undertaker, Ciel P. - Complete
Daylight by Yoshichao reviews
It's relocation day for the shinigamis and Grell can't seem to find a certain cinematic record. Turns out several souls have been unaccounted for over the years. It seems that they never died in the first place . . .
Crossover - Twilight & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Grell S. - Complete
The Scars of Human Nature by yaoigirl22 reviews
When he was left with his family, they disappeared. Now thirteen years later the wizarding world, both Dark and Light are in for a shock. Meet It. Edited:02/07/2012
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,628 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Another Chance by Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 3,296 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Speeding Lies by Violent.Ninja.Girl reviews
Sakura goes for a ride in Hidan's car. The cops show up and hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Sex Toy by Askaaxus reviews
Sakura's battle against Sasori takes an alternate turn and ends up with Sasori enjoying his future puppet. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Sorting Shikamaru by gardensigernumbli reviews
The Konoha Eleven have been sent to Hogwarts and need to be sorted. It proves to be a little trickier than expected. oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Idiot by Sunshinecackle reviews
Kakuzu thinks Hidan is an idiot for licking the lid from a can he opened. AU, Lemon, KakuHida Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Breaking Point by Iolar reviews
When things go drastically wrong for the Rangers, Tommy leads them to the wizarding world & the life he left behind, the family that didn't want him. Warning - Character Death
Crossover - Power Rangers & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,315 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Tommy O., Severus S. - Complete
Haunted by FearfulCaptainBiffElderberry reviews
After a night of passion Ciel becomes pregnant. Smut. Crack. Mpreg. My birthday gift to me! I'm soo happy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews
After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2403 - Favs: 5,807 - Follows: 3,876 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Dreaming of you, no not you! by Deira Flamestar reviews
Sakura has been having strange dreams, and there is no one that can help her...or is there? Sakura X Hidan, with Jashin-sama having some fun to. Rated M for Hidan's and Sakura's mouth and much lemon! I even got a plot in there to .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Cooking With Hidan by mototsumitama reviews
What happens when Hidan goes in search of some lube? Rated M for sexual themes and Hidan's lovely language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sweltering by tsusami reviews
A few mishaps and some awkward observations lead Gaara and Naruto to question their sexuality and the nature of their friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,910 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Darkest Hour by Arsonphobia reviews
Hp/Twilight:When Harry changed he was alone, like always. When he met a very small pesky vampire and her handler as he calls them he finds that living forever might not be so bad after all. Alice/Harry/Jasper
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Alice, Jasper - Complete
Tactile Feedback by GoldenGrimoire reviews
“What sort of performance should we create together, little girl?” Oneshot, Lemon, Sasori/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 139 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Magical Experiences by Blackfang8 reviews
Being revised, NOT ABANDONED. Sasuke's turned into a cat. Naruto and the others go to Hogwarts to protect Harry. While there Naruto's turned into a sixyear old, causes chaos, and plays matchmaker. Smart Naruto. Boyxboy. Yaoi. Multiple pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,672 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 10,040 - Follows: 5,234 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The stringless marionette by Gaius The Dagger Mouth reviews
Sasori is back and highly impressed, he has a new idea for his next version of human puppets and Sakura has proven herself worthy of becoming his newest art work...whether she wants to or not...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,565 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Sacrifices by Agni reviews
Naruto is accustomed to making sacrifices. He is ready to give up everything for his friends and for his village. But in the face of new changes and painful revelations, will Naruto finally start looking after his own interests? Yaoi. ItaNaruPein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Jashinist by Lost Puppeteer reviews
What if Harry Potter has the same power as Hidan, the immortal member of the Akatsuki? HPNaruto crossover Akatsuki, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Harry P.
Shift by moonfyre reviews
7 year old Harry is discovered missing only a day before Sirius Black escapes Azkaban. An angry werewolf, among others, tries to find him before the criminal does. Little does anyone know, Harry has a secret of his own...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Their Passion by Black Karasu reviews
Sakura has always been a quiet girl. But, something deep inside her just burst out with colorful language, right in front of the loyal Jashin follower! Hidan and Sakura Rated: T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
This Moment by Selath reviews
The last moments of Sasori was not left to Sakura because he held on alittle longer and left it for Deidara. It didin't make Deidara's pain go away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
But I Want to be a Weasley! by deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and grandparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 249 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 6002 - Favs: 7,541 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potter by Water Mage reviews
One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,880 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 4,210 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Truths by Neurotica reviews
Complete and Revised.AU.After an odd sighting on the full moon, Remus begins to realize his what he's believed for five years isn't quite accurate. With a little help from Dumbledore, Sirius is set free and the Marauders attempt to raise Harry. Pre-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,574 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Blood Prince by ShadeDancer reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 4,703 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Of Western Stars by neutral reviews
[complete] Sirius comes across a picture of Harry five years into his imprisonment, and decides to see his godson at all costs. But when he finds Harry neglected and abused, he makes a decision that entangles them both in more troubles than ever before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,123 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 2,523 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Baby Akatsuki
What happens when you suddenly wake up de aged and in a different time? Thankfully your not the only one. The rest of the Akatsuki also got dragged into this also.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,223 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Akatsuki, Sasori, Deidara, Hidan
The Devil's Son reviews
What would happen if instead of the Dursleys raising Harry someone else showed up instead? Someone powerful and feared enough that not even the Dark Lord dared to challenge him. Damian shows that even after all the years of being away from England, There is a reason he is feared and known as The Devil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Harry P., OC, Albus D., Voldemort