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Child of Heaven
by jacques0 reviews
Throw a stone into a river and it causes ripples...A soft spoken yet courageous girl get thrown into the world of Fairy Tail and she start to cause ripples...some she might not be even aware of...Self insert. (For wikia link page check my IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.) Yuri in later chapters.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 193 - Words: 581,097 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 15h - Published: 5/1/2013
by KitKatmunch reviews
Karolina Paulker has been wandering around, trying to forget the past. But when forced into a situation with the people who caused it, how is she to react? Especially when she's supposed to be dead... Stuck with a powerful, yet abusive, entity who refuses to let her finally rest in peace, how is she going to get through this? CURRENTLY UNDERGOING REWRITE
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 9/7/2014 - OC, Edward E., Alphonse E., Truth
The Sacred Alchemist
by Kirei Ai Tenshi reviews
Upon witnessing both Inuyasha's betrayal and her best friend's death, a broken Kagome returns home. Now, she's determined to become stronger. Strong enough to protect her loved ones. But finding love was the last thing on her mind.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 144,416 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [Kagome H., Edward E.] [Alphonse E., Winry R.]
by Ashley Renee reviews
Worried for her future, Shippo tries to help Kagome move on from the past. His solution, a little wager with big consequences.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 19,980 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Kagome H., Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M.
Of Emeralds and Opals
by TimeLordOfPie reviews
Sequel to River of Opals. In which there is political reform, science, violence, and a world learning how to get along without being run by evil creatures. At least, until more evil creatures decide to try their hands at it. Warning: language, violence, mentions of torture, and various other things.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,291 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 7/28/2015
by TimeLordOfPie reviews
A part-time companion to the Doctor falls through a rift in space/time, her scientific mind is challenged by the existence of magic and met with adventures completely different from what she has encountered before.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,922 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 6/22/2015
by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 268,416 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 4,203 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
Acnologia is Not Your Father
by Evilkitten3 reviews
As the highest-ranking member of the council that wasn't blown up by Jackal, Doranbolt, in an effort to at least try to control the mages of Fiore, creates a list of rules, updated every day, to be sent to each guild. Even if it didn't work, things couldn't possibly get any crazier. Right? WARNING: Spoilers. Post-Tartarus arc.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,547 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 9/12/2014
From the Valleys to the Heavens
by SunMoonKunochi reviews
So I died. Yeah, not that great. I didn't mean to though, sure I got into some fights, and sure I could be irresponsible, but I was fifteen! I did not deserve that knife to the chest. It was certainly amazing to wake up, even if you don't know where you are. Or who you are. But since I'm here I'm going to fix everything! Watch out Fiore, here comes a badass Lucy! OC reincarnation
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 185,666 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D., OC
V E R I T A S -- V O S -- L I B E R A B I T
by Anthem of the Lonely reviews
So, you wake up to find yourself in Amestris. A chance to stop people from dying, right? But every story has a catch, and yours is Griffin Friar. The boy who gets dragged in with you, somehow managing to enrage an entire cult in the process. You're going to kill him - if the bounty hunters don't get him first. [Reimagining of The Art of Breaking. Undetermined pairings.]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,689 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Edward E., Envy, Maes H., OC
Gravity falls- WAIT WHAT!
by OtakuWhovian1224 reviews
I've always thought Gravity Falls was just a TV show. That was my first mistake. If I had known the evil, diabolical things that had actually- Oh who the heck cares? I'm in Gravity Falls! WHAT THE HELL! [DISCONTINUED, BUT A SLIGHTLY SIMILAR REWRITTEN VERSION CURRENTLY UP AND ONGOING]
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,197 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., OC
by RemyRems reviews
Kagome returns home broken, but tries to move on by learning about her powers. Her mom gives her a hint. Her father: Roy Higurashi, now Roy Mustang. Kagome starts a new quest with new friends and possibly a new love interest, Ed. Both hurdle across struggles and learn that they are stronger than ever. Incomplete, but aching to finish.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 192,459 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kagome H., Edward E.
The Fiore Laws
by Zorua101 reviews
This fanfiction was heavily inspired by "Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies" by Mistress Nika. From the king of Fiore, to the citizens of Fiore. Rated T for safety.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,553 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014
Draco Malfoy and the Irritating Turban
by GallifreyRises reviews
Book One of Draco Malfoy and the Ministry of Death. Twist on the Reptilia28 Challenge. Hopefully a bit more interesting. After his death, Draco Malfoy was informed that he completely sucked at fulfilling his destiny, given another chance to get things right, he accepts it, and finds himself with the most daunting mission of all time, befriend Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,854 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 8/19/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by animedevilluvzyuri reviews
For all her life, Louise was looked down by her classmates and family simply because she couldn't cast a simple spell. However that all changed when she made a summoning and ended up in the world of Fairy Tail. Now Louise will learn many new things about the world she is in while finding a way to go back home however she will learn what it's like to have real friends and family.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 156,268 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Louise, Team Natsu - Complete
The Awesome Trio
by HollowNeko reviews
We read about the Bad Friend Trio, even the Magic Trio, but where's the love for the Awesome Trio? A series of the Awesome Trio being themselves! MAY CONTAIN: OOC, Crackness, Swearing, minor adult themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,779 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - America, Denmark, Prussia
by Phantomrose96 reviews
A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,818 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
River of Opals
by TimeLordOfPie reviews
A teenage girl gives up everything, in an attempt to help someone she doesn't even know, leading to a life of confusion and danger inside an anime she had sworn to avoid for good. Sequel is up: Of Emeralds and Opals Warnings appear at the beginning of each chapter, don't skip A/N, this is for your own safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 107,926 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - OC - Complete
Lightning Strike (The Rewrite)
by Kallypso reviews
Liz, the Lightning Alchemist, just wants to help Edward Elric find the philosopher's stone so she can get her own missions-preferably far away from the irritating pipsqueak. But the closer they get to the truth, the more Liz gets wrapped up in the quest and the more dangerous their mission becomes. And a certain homunculus isn't helping with that. Rewrite of Lightning Strike. R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 167,661 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Envy, OC] Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
by Tsume Yuki reviews
Bucky's always been damn curious what kind of human being was destined for him. After all, what kind of person are they for his words to be 'Hi, have you see a glowing cube of mysterious extraterrestrial power recently' (FemHarry and Soulmate-Identifying Marks)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 417 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] - Complete
by CherryNekoChan reviews
She was the kind of girl his parents had warned him about. The kind that could seduce a man with a swish of her hips and a come hither glance. The kind that was as tough as nails and wouldn't take crap from anyone. Takashi Morinozuka couldn't help but fall desperately for Kagome Higurashi. The question was, would she let the stoic Host into her heart?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,862 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Kagome H., Mori/Takashi M.
That Crazy Nut of a Teacher
by LoliBat reviews
Twenty-eight year old Lord Harry James Potter-Black really didn't know how he was brilliant enough to take the business world by storm but be stupid enough to get roped into teaching rich brats for a year. Well, at least the Weasley twins weren't there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,018 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P.
To Bridge A Strange Gap
by TheKawaiiPatato reviews
THIS IS NOT A STRICT FMA/DOCTOR WHO FAN FIC. This has, like, 5-8 popular fandoms in it plus some ones that I'm interested in. So pay absolutely no attention to the categories. Little did she know that wishes, insignificant though they may seem, can throw the entire universe into chaos and can even come true. Intrigued yet? Come on in; the insanity is starting.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 7/10/2014
Amestris Isn't For Wimps Like Me
by TheKawaiiPatato reviews
Would you like to get dropped into Amestris? Yes? No? Well, Fiona didn't really have too much of a choice in the matter. Follow her adventures as she travels through Amestris, trying to get her body back and get home with a certain gold-eyed alchemist and his metal brother. Rated T for swearing, blood/violence and stuff. EdxOC, based off of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,131 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R., OC
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia
by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3821 - Favs: 6,083 - Follows: 5,856 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Tall, Dark, and Dead
by Dante Morose reviews
Elicia Hughes frequently took the dark alleys to get home, but despite the dangerous route, something always kept her from getting hurt.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Elysia H., Maes H. - Complete
What happens at a fangirl sleepover
by derpology reviews
Five countries that have been missing from their rightful dimension return as a spell that was cast many years ago is finally undone. Chaos ensues. (Will be edited soon, don't worry about the general suckiness)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,592 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 3/16/2013
The Perfect Name
by Cecelia817 reviews
Nalu. Inspired from a few tumblr posts I saw: After the baby had been cleaned and checked to ensure he was healthy (he was, to both their relief) Natsu had held the baby to the ceiling like in the 'Lion King' and cried in a loud voice the baby's new name. "We are not calling him Luigi," Lucy groaned.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton
by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
by Tw1n Rabb1t reviews
Natsu swore to himself that if he ever found Ultear, or any other mage whose magic dealt with the flow of time, he would beat them up, go back in time, and pound some sense into his past self for being such an idiot... Lucy leaves fic, NaLu, and other pairings. T for language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,568 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] Hisui E. F.
by SunMoonKunochi reviews
Natsu's always liked Lucy's hair.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
For Better or For Worse (The Butterfly Effect)
by Return Of The Nightmare reviews
Harry's abuse is worse than in canon, and is murdered before he learns of magic. Just what will this cause? Contains mentions of severe child abuse, non-graphic rape, character death, suicide, and good old swearing. And some very angsty canine friends. NOTE: Yes, it's meant to be four at the end! Stop saying 'five because Dumbles! Why would he live with them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
A Chance To Live
by Return Of The Nightmare reviews
Remus and Tonks decide that Harry has suffered more than enough. They send him off to his six year-old body in a parallel dimension along with a few others to give him a chance to truly live. Mentions of child abuse, bullying, torture, rape and death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,389 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D., N. Tonks
Minerva's Evil Cookbook
by sereneskydragonslayer reviews
Hundreds of Minerva's recipes! Step into...the cooking of a Demon! DO NOT TRY AT HOME, WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU TRY IT OUT AND DIE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Minerva O.
by bibliosophia reviews
"Phantom Lord's famous for not getting along with Fairy Tail. I actually fretted deciding which one I wanted to join. After all, their reputation is nearly as nuts as Fairy Tail's!" Lucy helps a Dragon Slayer defeat some slavers, and in exchange he invites her to join his guild! ...no, not that Dragon Slayer. No, not that guild.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 240,885 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Lucy H., Gajeel R., Juvia L., Rogue C. - Complete
by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
The Long Fall Forward
by Christoph Andretti reviews
Formerly known as AMERICA And CANADA At Ouran! When America and Canada go to Ouran Academy, they never thought of the seven individuals that would haunt their lives. Now they must concoct a way to survive in this teenage wasteland. Based on the original story by Baileypuppylover.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,561 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - America, Canada
Winry's New Automail Designs
by iTorchic reviews
Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010
The YOLO Chronicles
by iTorchic reviews
"It all began one day when America logged onto his Facebook." After discovering about his citizen's newest memes, America is filled with inspiration and decided that he needs to complete amazing feats of creativity and bravery in order to make his life worthwhile. With Prussia, Denmark, and England by his side, America is out to show the world how he lives his life. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - America - Complete
by my-patronus-is-a-computer reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
A Promise at Sea
by Candied Literature reviews
It was a beautiful day to go to the beach. [based of tumblr user iraya's comic; FACE FAMILY]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
A Voice Sent to Save
by IAmKayDubs reviews
Matthew has been mute by choice for over three years, since before he even met his current lover by the name of Francis. Francis longs to hear his voice, and he tries many times, but Matthew can't bring himself to do it. After a near tragedy strikes, leaving Francis in a coma, Matthew decides to learn how to speak again, in order to speak to Francis, hoping it will help him awake.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/19/2014 - France, Canada - Complete
The World of Fanfiction
by BastLover reviews
Well, Lucy gets a computer and Natsu discovers a site featuring weird stories about them. Soon, the whole guild comes over, and not to mention a few enemies. Some of these stories will make people go crazy. I AM TAKING REQUESTS (when I get back)! I got this idea from Don't Judge a Fanfiction by It's Summary by MuseumOfJeanette. (H)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 149,426 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 8/10/2012
Jack of All Trades
by LoliBat reviews
"To spare the sands, the seas, the skies: I offer thee this silent sacrifice," Harry whispered. "I'm still waiting, Mavis… I'm still waiting for the courage to face my demons. I'll wait as long as I have to; I do have an eternity's worth of time, after all. I'll do as you asked and look after our guild." He smiled and looked up the emblem of Fairy Tail. Gen fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,305 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Harry P.
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris
by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Heaven and Hell
by Waveripple reviews
Under conditions that he doesn't remember, Iceland ends up in Heaven-and Hell. Stripped of his Nation status and the connection, Iceland is trapped and working to escape from Heaven and Hell through a horrible point system with the point award an Angel and Devil, who just so happen to look like his brothers. Duel Shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Liechtenstein, Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Fairy Tail: Direct TV IV
by Ohfortheloveofpete reviews
Who is next to learn the dangers of not upgrading to DirectTV? It's time for Round 4!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Gray F. - Complete
Clarity on a Monday Night
by LoliBat reviews
Thunk- yet another photograph to be pinned to the corkboard. Harry James Potter, immortal assassin at the back and call of the gods, was bored, for a lack of better word. "Who do you need offed this time?" he asked. Green eyes glanced at the image before him, already wondering if his corkboard had any room left for its soon to be newest addition.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 145 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Harry P., Light Y., L - Complete
Belarus's Guide to Marrying an American
by liondancer17 reviews
In which Belarus tries 100 ways to marry America, but she didn't count on one thing-he doesn't think she's serious. And he finds himself wishing she was. AmeBel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,553 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - America, Belarus
The Great Prank War
by Brobdingnagian Pseudonym reviews
In a fit of the sheerest boredom, John challenges Sherlock to a war of pranks. Will he regret it? Will both parties survive? Probably. But we might as well get some laughs out of it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Ghosts That Never Were
by liketolaugh reviews
There is a world where Haruhi never existed.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Hikaru H.
Coffee and an Army of Fangirls
by penguin357 reviews
Before returning Loki to Asgard, Thor decides that his brother needs to try coffee in an internet café. When Loki uses a computer while drinking coffee, it can only lead to one thing: him forming an army of fangirls.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts
by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Raised By GLaDOS
by apple2011 reviews
When Vernon Dursley tries to pass his baby nephew onto Aperture where he works he ends up a victim of GLaDOS when she activates but Harry survives and when GLaDOS senses his magic he is about to join a very unusual family. So when he goes to Hogwarts years later how will things change with him being raised by a mental AI and a loving but quiet woman.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., GLaDOS
by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 4,040 - Follows: 984 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
by iceyly reviews
One Shot, AU - 'We've acquired another Natsu.'
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sting E., Rogue C., Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Frosch's Internet Adventures
by EsmeraThelran reviews
What happens when Frosch gets online? Rogue should have known better. Series of drabbles mainly, maybe with one or two full one-shots if the plot bunnies are in the right mood. Also, fixed the mistake of accidentally uploading the same chapter twice, so the real chp2 is up properly now. Rated M for safety.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Frosch
How about that?
by Conjera reviews
America, Canada and Finland turn up to a world meeting as..wait for it… GIRLS! Under strict questioning everyone learns a shocking secret about the three females AND find that England isn't the only one who goes on drunken Spell rages. How will everyone react to this new news? What happens now? (T-Some Mild Language)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,448 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - America, Canada
by Witherychode reviews
They say it's 1914, and that they can do magical things like summon fire just with a snap of their fingers. Arlina has no idea how she got here, but she's pretty sure she's just been kidnapped by a bunch of crazy people. She wants to leave, not get swept up in this blonde kid's mission to find some stone!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,214 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
In which Ed makes fun of the milk in Roy's fridge. -Roy/Ed, language, implied stuff and Ed being a troll. Kinda crack-ish oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Zero Art Online
by Racke reviews
Louise gets bodily reverse-summoned into Sword Art Online, just as Kayaba's Forced Teleportation gathers all 10,000 players for his announcement. The Death Game is on.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,749 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Louise, Klein/Ryoutarou T. - Complete
Mavis's Math Class!
by sereneskydragonslayer reviews
400 years ago, the great dragon war ending due to the defeat of zeref. Zeref was defeated by Mavis. How did she do it? Math. Step into the history of the power of math magic!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Zeref, Mavis V.
by I Have Finally Moved reviews
Three ordinary girls somehow get transported into the anime world of Hetalia, where they're somehow called "Elements". More importantly, everyone around them is crazy, there's a lot of really hot/perverted guys, it's only 1942, and a meteor is coming to "end" World War II...and the world! Pairings? Rated T for violence, sexual references, language and adult themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,568 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013
Unseen Scenes of TBA
by LeFay Strent reviews
The parts of The Blood Alchemist you never got to see. Contains spoilers for TBA so read AFTER you've finished TBA.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC
Don't Waste It
by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,596 - Reviews: 5619 - Favs: 10,869 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blood Alchemist
by LeFay Strent reviews
"A game?" I sputtered. "This isn't a game! These are people's lives you're toying with! My life you're toying with! You can't do that!" "Oh, but I can," came Truth's chilling reply. -When a girl from our world finds a Philosopher's Stone action, drama, lots of humor, and a bit of romance ensue.- EdXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 250,467 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
Halkeginia Fried Chicken
by chronodekar reviews
CRACK: Louise ends up summoning Colonel Sanders ... Halkeginia will never be the same again!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Louise - Complete
Judida Potter and the Time Traveling Half Blood
by tarnished silver things reviews
Jude Potter lost everything in the last battle with Voldemort.With noone left,she sat alone to make her 18th birthday wish:to fix everything.Her wish was granted and now her toddler self knows everything that happened&that she's a halfblood. Poor Mr D...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,211 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Harry P.
Antonio the Explorer!
by BelaLorelei reviews
When Dora gets arrested, Alfred needs a fellow nation to fill in for one episode, along with a few of their friends. Who else but our favorite Spanish nation would even WANT to be Dora?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Spain
The Master of Death
by LoliBat reviews
Gen. "The Death Note? I have no need for it". Ryuuk drops his Death Note in front of the Master of Death. He may just regret doing so.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 248 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Ryuk - Complete
Harry Potter is a Mafia Boss
by 3466-0402 reviews
In which Harry Potter decides that his calling in life is to be a mafia boss. So he buys a snazzy suit and starts a family. Ron becomes his right-hand man, Hermione his advisor, and Snape learns Italian not-so-inconspicuously at the back of a classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
If Bella Were Sane
by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raven Potter and the Plot for World Domination
by Hane no Zaia reviews
Raven Potter, the Girl Who Lived, is a pyromaniac of questionable sanity who has no plans whatsoever to play the heroine in this story... and just got thrown into another dimension... twice (Very nonsensical and rather weird. Read at your own peril.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,722 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Barry Smotter and the Sorcerer's Pwnage
by pierulestheworld reviews
Harry Potter parody. When young Barry Smotter finds out that he's a wizard, and is sent off to a school for young witches and wizards, he finds friends, enemies, and other awesome stuff. Little does he know, someone is out to get him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011
by ohwhatsherface reviews
Juvia really likes this new 'sun' thing, but Gray doesn't think it's all THAT great.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Juvia L., Gray F. - Complete
by Ruin Dun Burnit reviews
*SPOILERS* When Light dies, Sayu can't help but not cry. However, things can't help but twist out from there, and before you know it, the rules are defied. A competition fic, for anyone to write a continuation to. Read story and profile for more info .
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Light Y., Sayu Y.
The Red Sin
by CherryNekoChan reviews
COMPLETE. When Kagome is separated from Inuyasha and the others during a fight, she is saved from drowning by the King of the Night... Kaname/Kagome.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,606 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Kagome H., Kaname K. - Complete
by grawrgrawrninja reviews
If Gilbert doesn't shut his trumpet then Elizabeta will smash his face with her saxophone while Alfred is trying to use his trombone to impress Arthur, but Art will empty the spit valve onto Al's new shoes all while Heracles sleeps on his barry.Gakuen AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,024 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Prussia, Hungary
by Sadz0012 reviews
On Facebook, Lucy and Sakura add each other and find out they have more in common then they would have ever thought. Can these two help each other. Read the comments, chats and more that goes on when Naruto and Fairy Tail characters collide! R&R and Enjoy
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,160 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter?
by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon
by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 221 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues
by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead
by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 430 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8688 - Favs: 11,128 - Follows: 8,444 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
by Aro the Purple Demon reviews
A sleepy Kyouya is not to be dealt with.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Kyōya O. - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator
by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Lone Star Love
by TwilightTexan reviews
What if the Cullens lived in Texas? first story ever! Edward/oc Edward/bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
Who's The Alchemist?
by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts
by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3762 - Favs: 8,559 - Follows: 8,115 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8499 - Favs: 17,784 - Follows: 7,300 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3403 - Favs: 11,822 - Follows: 4,995 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again!
by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11031 - Favs: 14,799 - Follows: 5,971 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban
by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 6,070 - Follows: 1,261 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 163 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
How Harry Did It
by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry was six the first time he learned he had super powers. His first prank was levitating Mrs Wiggs's wig during class. He was hooked. And then he went to Hogwarts. This is the story of how Harry did it. Warning: Humour
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Editor's Revenge
by preciselypotter reviews
Out of character behavior. Bizarre plotlines. Spelling and grammar errors. Crossover impossibilities. Pointless hookups. If any of these bother you, come get a dose of mockery medicine. Warning: nonsensical story for parody purposes only. Flamers welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 290 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Normal to be a freak
by Minnionette reviews
Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy
by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5646 - Favs: 11,657 - Follows: 3,656 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
T'was the Night Before Christmas
by GenkaiFan reviews
Arabella Figg decides to forward five year old Harry’s Christmas letter. One shot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 134 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Harry P., Arabella F. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban
by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
You Really Shouldn't
by The-Caitiff reviews
You really shouldn't read this story. I'm serious, don't do it. Bad things happen to people who ignore my warnings. Ok fine, go ahead but don't complain later. You brought this on yourself. Dark postHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday…
by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed
by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade
by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10103 - Favs: 14,587 - Follows: 4,357 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
When the Devil Sleeps
by Crystal Remnant reviews
Exhausted, Al decides to carry a sleeping Edward into central much to the enjoyment of their coworkers. 'Who ever knew he could look so...innocent' [oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
All the teachers are gathered together after finding out that it was a false alarm and there were no intruders. This is what they discuss and wear! while the students are waiting in sleeping bags in the Great Hall. 1shot. Companion piece to Footies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
by Mikkeneko reviews
A blooper from Episode 3. Why exactly did the reaction go so horribly wrong?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2004
by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
Have you ever wondered what various Potter characters wear for pajamas? Well, everyone is called down to the Great Hall in the middle of the night. Who's the kid walking around in footypajamas? What's that stuff on Pansy's face? Why is Neville blushing?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Complete