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Joined 08-24-13, id: 5056024, Profile Updated: 07-13-14
Author has written 19 stories for Almost Human, Star Trek: 2009, and Dredd.

Hi, allow me to spoon-feed you some pure sugar.

“You don't really understand an antagonist until you understand why he's a protagonist in his own version of the world.”― John Rogers

I honestly think that breakfast food cures everything for everyone.

I'm a big fan of a completely justified interrobang.

Special Thanks:

Much love to my brilliant, pushy, generous Beta, DJLiopleurodon, who helps wrangle my ideas from nonsense to stories and steers me ever away from the melodrama threatening the integrity of my every character. All mistakes are my own stubbornness. Go and read her amazing, sexy stories and join me in unworthiness and awe.

Loving all the really great feedback and friendships

Feel free to send me a PM anytime.

FOr more stories, check out my AO3 profile.

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Jorian, and Why I Can't Stop Writing It by GoWashTheLights reviews
Jorian Drabbles. Pretty much the most amazing couple that ever existed without actually being a couple. Thank goodness for fandoms, right? Enjoy :) EDIT - 30 Day Challenge now included from AO3.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 24,916 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [John K., Dorian]
Cold Fusion by DJLiopleurodon reviews
Sequel to "Bound" - "If Clint Barton looks at me like I'm made of glass one more time, I'm going to..."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,733 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 10/13/2012 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.]
McKirk: Come on, Bones, It's Gonna Be Fun by GoWashTheLights reviews
30-Day May Challenge from AO3. McKirk, and prompts will be listed as the titles. Rated for mild language and situations. Finished!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
The Luger Test by GoWashTheLights reviews
Unexpectedly, Dorian is required to take the test - the one that others in his series failed, and lead to his decommission. John waits outside, uncertain and a little afraid of the results. Oneshot.
Almost Human - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2014 - John K., Dorian - Complete
Jots of Jorian: Ficlets and Interludes by katketty reviews
Scenes in the life of Jorian. A bit of this, a drabble of that.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Dorian, John K.
Almost Husbands by gothpandaotaku reviews
John woke up on the wrong side of the bed. One Detective Paul isn't helping the situation by harassing John about his ambiguous relationship with Dorian. And Dorian's only adding fuel to the fire... Jorian flufffff abound. Oneshot.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Dorian, John K.] Richard P. - Complete
THE SWAMP by Elszy by Elszy reviews
John and Dorian are on dangerous turf when they follow a suspect from a robbery. But they get into a lot more trouble than they'd bargained for...
Almost Human - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,834 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - John K., Dorian - Complete
Where The Heart Is by sagdig71 reviews
Spock tries to make his first Christmas with Jim a special one. When memories from his past come up unexpectedly, Spock helps Jim to realize just how much he is loved. McCoy and Uhura also make an appearance. Updated Summary and my first ever Star Trek fanfiction story. Thanks to all who take the time to read and review. Rated T for language just to be safe.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,226 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] Sarek, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Hands by mangochi reviews
Dorian liked John's hands.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Dorian, John K. - Complete
Cold Outside by mangochi reviews
John's heater breaks down and he calls on the only person that can help.
Almost Human - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Dorian, John K. - Complete
Healthy Outlet by GoWashTheLights reviews
"I appreciate that you've been seeing a therapist, but I also want you to find something else. You can go walking, read a book, I don't care. Will you do that?" He gave a half-smile as he opened the glass door leading out. "I'll...think about it." Jorian. Oneshot.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [John K., Dorian] - Complete
THE PIANO by Elszy by Elszy reviews
A short story - how confusing can things get? John, Dorian and Valerie featuring.
Almost Human - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2014 - John K., Valerie S., Dorian - Complete
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While You Were Sleeping reviews
A blue-eyed blonde-haired guardian angel, a nagging husband, and a surly doctor. That's what you get when you arrive for your follow up appointment 14 months late. What follows is the story of how John Kennex found the family he didn't know he wanted. Jorian and McKirk in one lovely Universe.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,971 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] [John K., Dorian] - Complete
Housepest reviews
Judge Dredd bends a rule for a pair of blue eye with dreams bigger than Mega-City One. WARNING: Spanking, Sexy times
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Dredd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,112 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [J. Kirk, Judge J. Dredd]
Dredd Shorts: So Tight reviews
Series of Dredd shorts with no rules. Each chapter is its own story. Things might get a little tight. Dredd navigates life in the mega-city while dealing with his housepest, Jim Kirk.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Dredd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [J. Kirk, Judge J. Dredd]
Enterprise Latchkey reviews
Follow John, Joe, Jimmy, and Lenny (John Kennex, Joe Dredd, Jim Kirk, and Leonard McCoy) as children on a mini adventure of gratuitous cuteness. Kidfic. Just for fun. 2KVerse (Karl Kid Verse)
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Almost Human - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Dorian, John K.
Fortified Wine: Jorian Ficlets reviews
Pull the cork. Let it breathe. Experience the nose. Jiggle the glass. Okay, let's get sloppy. 30 days of OTP ficlet prompts.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,820 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [John K., Dorian]
The Electrician reviews
Jim learns an important lesson about leaving certain things to the professionals. Based on a true story of humorous mishap.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones]
A Pinch of Jorian: Ficlets and Drabbles reviews
A series of short ficlets. Jorian snapshots. Sweet and sour drabbles. Splash of John, dash of Dorian. All Jorian. All the time. No rules.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Dorian, John K.
The Five Times Bones Proposed and the One Time Jim Proposed Back reviews
How much can one man take?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
Cancelled reviews
John and Dorian face an uncertain future but John has a backup plan. He'll risk it all to keep his partner. (More plot than porn, but: Angst, threats of self-harm, literally hot sex, spanking.)
Almost Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2014 - [Dorian, John K.] Rudy L.
Reality Bites reviews
AU "First meeting" fic for the "You Had me at Hello" challenge. Perpetual college student Jim Kirk takes some dangerous risks in a Louisiana bog and stumbles on a very dangerous concept, love.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
The Bump and Grime reviews
AU. Construction worker Jorian. Pure cheese with two sets of dirty, calloused hands. Based on a "You had Me At Hello" challenge to write non-canon AU of first meeting. Jorian, of course.
Almost Human - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Dorian, John K.] - Complete
Prize of the Machine reviews
"It's a new world, John," Dorian said, frowning. An MX uprising threatens humanity. Can the Delta precinct change the course of history?
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,555 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [John K., Dorian] MX
Easter Challenge: Drabble a Day reviews
I have been tasked to take part in a challenge where we write an Easter Drabble every day in April up until Easter. Much like spring themes, these will be whimsical, silly, sometimes slushy, fluffy, and odd. Enjoy. Oh and these are 100% Jorian.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [John K., Dorian] - Complete
McKirklets: a collection of ficlets and drabbles reviews
Add a generous amount of Jim Kirk. A heaping helping of Bones. Pour on the sugar. A twist of sour. Lots of spice. Blend well. Consume.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones]
Into the Woods reviews
John and Dorian go camping.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2014 - [John K., Dorian] - Complete
Spreading it on Thick reviews
For the Master Nation Challenge: Dr. McCoy spends some time alone after a long, hard day. McKirk, Self-love, Explicit.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
Stop and Start reviews
For the Masternation challenge. John explores his relationship with Dorian and himself. Self-love. (explicit content)
Almost Human - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [John K., Dorian] - Complete
Sick Leave reviews
John is under the weather. "You called me in sick. I'm off duty. Please don't take this the wrong way, but **** off." Story Complete.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,589 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Dorian, John K. - Complete
Subsequently reviews
Dorian and John discuss John's decision to dispatch the Bishop. Continuation of the Episode THE BENDS. WARNING: discipline, hint at Jorian. PS. This is absolutely what happened when Dorian and John went drinking and things got weird.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Dorian, John K. - Complete