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Joined 08-24-13, id: 5056266, Profile Updated: 04-12-18
Author has written 39 stories for Phineas and Ferb, Harry Potter, Sanctuary, How to Train Your Dragon, Gilligan's Island, Doctor Who, Matilda, Big Hero 6, Undertale, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Inside Out.

Formerly known as KateMarie999.

THIS PROFILE IS INACTIVE. I have decided to stop updating any stories until further notice. To follow my work, you can check out Combustible Pasta Studios on YouTube, Sarcastic Pasta on GameJolt, or katiemarie999/sarcastic-pasta-games on Tumblr.

To anyone wondering, this is the fanfiction page upon which Cliff Smedley from The BOSS made his public debut!! And yes, I am the same person who directed and wrote for the game! If you're here from The BOSS, I'm really glad you looked us up! Cliff's first appearance is in Chapter 8 of Growing Pains but it's a bit tough to figure out context. If you love How to Train Your Dragon, I encourage you to read the stories! If not, you might be a bit lost. Sorry about that. Anyway, welcome no matter how you got here!

You know, I don't think anyone really cares about these profiles. They're often quite cluttered. So, in order to pique your interest, I'll only talk about the things you probably want to know!

If you're a visitor who is interested in my work, awesome! I mostly write about How to Train Your Dragon and am working on a 9 story series called Growing Up Haddock (I'm on part 8 now). I've written for other fandoms but I'm guessing most of my readers are HTTYD fans. I imagine this will change because I've added Big Hero 6 to my list of fandoms to obsess over and it's already eclipsed my HTTYD obsession. Even more than Big Hero 6 is Undertale, which is one of the most genius games ever and easily my all time favorite (I am absolute trash for my 3TP: Undyrus, Soriel, and Alphore). However, I shall continue to write Growing Up Haddock because it's become my own thing in addition to being fanfiction. It's a big part of my life and so help me, I will finish it!

My name is Katie. I am a 26 year old from Maryland who is writing as a hobby. I've never been published. I adore feedback. No, really. ADORE it. As in can't get enough of it! So please review everything you read, even if it's just a little comment about a part that made you laugh or think about something in a different way. You will make my day!

Please don't send me any requests to read stories you've written. If I've been communicating with you, I'll probably check out your profile and if something looks interesting, I'll read and review!

I'm on twitter, fictionpress, and tumblr with the same username as here. Feel free to follow me and if your page looks interesting, I'll return the favor!

My co-author is the lovely EmmerzK, who has helped me with the Growing Up Haddock series along with a few other stories. Miss Pookamonga is my sister so she's a great help as well. And I've been best friends with amyboomerang since 2001. Additionally, I also work with CelestialSushi nowadays on Undertale related stories! These are the names you're most likely to see credited in my series. I love all 4 of these wonderful, amazing people! You're the best!

My Strengths: Characterization, story arcs, character development

My Weaknesses: Detailed descriptions, occasionally pacing

And by now, you're probably bored with this profile and want to get to the stories. I won't keep you any longer! Enjoy!


1. Unexpected

2. Little Miracles

3. Under Pressure

4. Stowaway

5. Taming Hearts

6. Nothing to Fear

7. Growing Pains

8. Hiccups

9. The Rebellion


I'm a chronic shipper so let me just tell you my ships from each major fandom I write for:

Undertale: (multishipper) Undyrus, Soriel, Alphore, Salphys, Mettalphys, Shyrablook

How to Train Your Dragon: (multishipper) Hiccstrid, Heathlout, Heathlegs, Rufflout, Rufflegs

Big Hero 6: (multishipper) Tadahoney, Tomasabi, Tomadashi, HoneyZilla, Cass x that guy she told she loved her family

The trailer for Nothing to Fear can be seen here.

The teaser for Growing Pains can be seen here.

All the music composed for the Growing Up Haddock series is here.

Find live action pictures I've found of people who look like my OCs here.

Growing Up Haddock forums are here.

For my NEW GAME, that has nothing to do with fanfiction but includes lots of Undertale references, click here. Must be a Jacksepticeye fan to get all the references. Currently in early access. Since this site is STUPID, you can also go to gamejolt and look up Sarcastic Pasta Games. It's the same as here and it should come up.

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Something Different by LoquaciousStar reviews
GoGo Tomago has never had to rely on anyone. Ever. Wasabi has always hated messes. However, when the dynamics of a relationship change…well, maybe Wasabi will change how he feels and GoGo can learn to lean on someone. [Set post-movie]
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 11/8/2014 - GoGo Tomago, Wasabi
Testing the Vows by EmmerzK reviews
In the sequel to Confessions of a Lovesick Viking, follow Hiccup and Astrid as they tackle preparations for their upcoming wedding, renew a Peace Treaty, survive an assassination attempt, and discover that their once peaceful Archipelago is not as peaceful as it once seemed. NEW UPDATE 9/25/2017
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,250 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup
Alphys and the Queen by Ringcaat reviews
Neutral ending time, folks! Queen Toriel has returned to rule, but things are never smooth for a new ruler, especially when times are grim. Conflicting ideologies threaten to tear apart the Underground... and at the heart of it sits the royal scientist, staggering under the weight of her secrets.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 239,575 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/16/2017 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Sans, Undyne, Toriel, Alphys - Complete
Roses and Lilies by P-Artsypants reviews
"Astrid, you and I both know you're much tougher than I am. You're more brave, and a better fighter…but just for a little while...could we pretend that I'm the one protecting you?" "Oh gods yes!"
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,492 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
White Oaks by funkytoes reviews
The turn of the century, Astrid moves into an old estate dating back to the Revolutionary War. At first she's uninterested in the rumors the estate is haunted by the family who built it, but when she starts experiencing things, whispers in the shadows, glimpses in mirrors, she starts to question the invalidity of these claims. [AU, ghosts and Hiccstrid]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,293 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Eret - Complete
Inside Hiro by TheUltimateFangirl2020 reviews
Emotions- They're the little voices inside your head. Joy, Sadness, Anger, Fear, and Disgust. All of them live inside Hiro Hamada's head, as in all of ours. Here is the story of Big Hero 6, told in a much smaller, more emotional way.
Crossover - Big Hero 6 & Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,110 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Hiro Hamada, Joy, Sadness, Anger - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15321 - Favs: 23,451 - Follows: 22,984 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Unbelievable by Miss Pookamonga reviews
Change is no stranger to Gogo Tomago. But when a transfer student named Tadashi Hamada quite literally walks into her life, he changes things in ways she couldn't even begin to expect. Pre-movie Tomadashi development. Rated T for slight language, suggestive themes, and other thematic elements. CHAPTER 3 IS FINALLY UP!
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,632 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [GoGo Tomago, Tadashi Hamada]
Metal Death Accelerators by Curly Q's reviews
The inhabitants of Berk are used to Hiccup's ideas and inventions. But the grips of an icy winter bring a new gadget they've never seen before. (Set sometime during D:ROB. Slight Hiccstrid.)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Ruffnut, Snotlout - Complete
(s)takeout by l0ngl0st reviews
Armed with Chinese takeout and questionable motives, Tadashi and GoGo spy on Wasabi. / Tadashi&GoGo, oneshot.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/19/2014 - GoGo Tomago, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
The Dragon Killer by imaginationflies reviews
He didn't want any of this. He just wanted to live like he wanted to live. He didn't want the chief's throne, he didn't want responsibility, and he certainly didn't want to involve a complicated family history in all of it. But he had to, and that was the terrifying part. (My take on the sequel. This was completed before the sequel came out. No slash).
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,112 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Hiccup, Valka - Complete
Confessions of a Lovesick Viking by EmmerzK reviews
How does one propose to the woman he loves? Certainly not the boring, traditional way. Hiccup's got a plan up his sleeve that will begin a tradition of special proposals for years to come.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Disgusting Vermin of Loki's Lair by EmmerzK reviews
Hiccup is the Dragon Whisperer. He has trained and conquered creatures that would send most Vikings praying to Odin for protection. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third is not afraid of anything. Or is he? Takes place after Confessions of a Lovesick Viking and it's coming sequel.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Someday by EmmerzK reviews
Young Hiccup meets Astrid for the first time. But will she treat him the same way the other kids do? What's his reaction? Rated K Oneshot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Valhallarama - Complete
Life's Best of Moments by EmmerzK reviews
Astrid's been banned from dragon riding and any type of physical exercise for the past nine months... But it's all for a single wonderful reason, and as Hiccup has told her before, "It'll be worth the wait." But what happens when the next heir to the tribe is ready to come into the world, but Astrid is home alone? Find out here. First HTTYD One-shot!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Honey and the Hatchet by Miss Pookamonga reviews
We all know from the Dragons television series that Hiccup and Astrid have an interesting, if not strong, bond with each other. But what goes on behind the scenes? A series of interconnected oneshots chronicling Hiccup and Astrid's relationship as it develops through each episode of the show. Rated T for some language and mildly suggestive themes. HICCSTRID, OF COURSE!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,611 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Green Eggs and Fluff by Cke1st reviews
Ruffnut and Tuffnut try to persuade Astrid to eat something new and different. Any resemblance to a famous children's book is purely deliberate.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Astrid, Ruffnut, Tuffnut - Complete
Happy Endings by Beth Einspanier reviews
A newly resurrected Severus Snape finds himself in a post-War world where everything has apparently been made right, thanks to a new Ravenclaw student. However, something about this happy ending feels horribly wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,601 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Astrid and the Horrible, Terrible, Very Bad, No Good Day by Cke1st reviews
We all know how hard Astrid worked to be the best young warrior in Berk. But Astrid's life at that time wasn't all roses. I just want to know one thing: how did this entry from her diary get rewritten centuries later and transformed into a famous children's book?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Astrid - Complete
Fake Psychics and Psychic Paper by Sarah1281 reviews
Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a psychic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,528 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shawn S. - Complete
Getting Used To It by Miss Pookamonga reviews
A series of oneshots focusing on Hiccup and Astrid's relationship. Fluff lovers rejoice! BREAKING POINT PART THREE IS UP!: "Hiccup...what are you doing in my bed?"
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,459 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 12723 - Favs: 18,293 - Follows: 7,296 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by Mindy35 reviews
Ten/Donna. The Doctor and Donna discuss kissing. Hypothetically, of course.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2009 - [10th Doctor, Donna N.] - Complete
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Hiccups reviews
Growing Up Haddock Story 8: Life has many ups and downs. What we would like to call hiccups. Hiccups are annoying, complicated. You can't always make them go away. Sometimes it takes time and patience. They can even be painful. But as the Haddocks find out, hiccups are a natural occurrence in life. It's how you deal with them that is the key.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 293,563 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
Heartbeat reviews
Alphys is having a bit of trouble sleeping so she decides to go see an old friend. Or maybe a new relationship. Romantic Alphys/Asgore
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2017 - [Alphys, Asgore D.]
Fish Bones reviews
A series of adorable Undyrus one-shots, both platonic and romantic. NO HATE PLEASE. All flames will be deleted. Other featured ships are Soriel and Mettalphys so far. T for a tiny bit of language, mostly, but nothing excessive.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,328 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Undyne, Papyrus]
Sunset reviews
Toriel has been furious with Asgore for many, many years. But when he finally corners her in her classroom after school, she confesses that her feelings for him aren't so cut and dry. Non romantic Asgoriel. Don't like, don't comment.
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2017 - Toriel, Asgore D.
Against All Odds reviews
The Starlight Killer is the most notorious killer the city has never seen. And Undyne has been working on the case around the clock, trying to track him down before he strikes again. But everything changes when the killer takes an interest in her and decides to make the game more interesting by taking a hostage in the form of her fiance, Papyrus. Co-written by the-lovely-dobostorte
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,971 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Papyrus, Undyne] Sans - Complete
Promise reviews
It's the night before their wedding and Sans and Toriel have a few jitters they've got to work out first. Soriel one shot. Possibility of more.
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2016 - [Toriel, Sans]
Soulless reviews
It's been 3 weeks since Frisk led the monsters to the surface. Now, her friends are happier than they've ever been and they have her to thank for it. But things begin to get very strange when she starts acting unusual around them. Meanwhile, Sans is now having troubling dreams that he's starting to suspect aren't dreams at all. Post Soulless Pacifist. DISCONTINUED
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 3/2/2016 - Frisk, Sans, Chara
Chemical Reactions reviews
A series of fluffy Salphys one-shots because his ship needs more love! Both romantic and platonic included. No hate please.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2016 - [Sans, Alphys]
The Line in the Sans reviews
After years of pranks, Papyrus has finally had enough and enlists Toriel to help him get the ultimate revenge on his brother. But no one expected Toriel to have such a mischievous side and before they know it, a full out prank war has been declared. Now no one is safe unless they ally with either Sans and Undyne or Papyrus and Toriel. Interactive fic! No pairings. Fem!Frisk
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Papyrus, Sans, Undyne, Toriel
Baymax Teaches reviews
Pass your insurance test with the help of Baymax and Big Hero 6! Created as a study guide for me. Literally the weirdest fanfiction I've ever written. Self aware and self indulgent. Frequently breaks the fourth wall. Includes some of my OCs from other fics. Crossover with multiple fandoms. No logic, only studying made fun. Because if I must study, it must be fun. I regret nothing.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,712 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Baymax
Fearless Fables reviews
A series of canonical stories set in the Growing Up Haddock universe. Most of them focus on Hiccstrid parenting. Non linear timeline. Mostly lighthearted. If you love the characters in the series, you'll love this! Only HTTYD and R/DoB are canon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,471 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup
Sunny Day reviews
Fred awakens to find Tadashi alive and his friends acting as if this is perfectly normal. But things get even weirder when a beautiful stranger, who also happens to be Tadashi's girlfriend, shows up and claims to have fixed everything. Who is this girl and how has she done it? Why are Fred's friends acting weird? And is it true that crime has been eradicated for good?
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Fred, Tadashi Hamada
Christmas at the Hamadas reviews
The time has come for the annual Hamada Christmas party. And this year, there will be plenty of surprises. Alive!Tadashi. Secret Santa gift for Miss Pookamonga
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Tadashi Hamada, GoGo Tomago] [Fred, Honey Lemon]
Growing Pains reviews
Growing Up Haddock Story 7: Life for the Haddock family has been turbulent over the last year and a half but things get more complicated when a lot of mysterious accidents start to plague the village. Is it just bad weather and unruly dragons or is there something more sinister at work? Only HTTYD and R/DoB are canon. M for gore and mature topics. No lemons. Language is T.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 226,826 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Gobber, Thornado - Complete
In Your Dreams reviews
When Tadashi finds himself locked in the library with Gogo, things start to get weird very fast. Tomadashi one-shot
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [GoGo Tomago, Tadashi Hamada]
How to Train Your Emotions reviews
Being a Viking isn't easy. Being a Viking's emotion is next to impossible. A series of one-shots chronicling the adventures of our favorite Vikings as told from the perspective of their emotions.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Inside Out - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/28/2015
Personal Matchmaking Companion reviews
In the interest of improving Hiro's emotional state, Baymax decides to help him get a girlfriend, whether he wants one or not.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada
How Not to Do Your Taxes reviews
Modern AU: Hiccup has to file his taxes. Meanwhile Toothless is hungry. And Hiccup is about to learn that hungry dragons and exposed tax information are not a good mix. Based on the book series.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Nothing to Fear reviews
Growing Up Haddock Story 6: After a trip to a foreign tribe, a deadly disease begins spreading around Berk at an alarming rate and it's up to Hiccup and Adrianna to find the cure before people start dying. Meanwhile, Astrid remains home to act as chief but soon falls victim to the disease, leaving Finn a lot more responsibility. Only HTTYD and R/DoB are canon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 126,326 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Time reviews
Tadashi always vented to Honey Lemon when he was feeling frustrated. This time, however, he does a little more. Tadahoney one-shot
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Honey Lemon, Tadashi Hamada] - Complete
Love on the Battlefield reviews
A series of very fluffy one-shots about Hiccup and Astrid's relationship.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,190 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Taming Hearts reviews
Growing Up Haddock Story 5: The time has finally come for the Haddock children to get their dragons. Hiccup and Astrid can't be more excited to teach them everything they know about training and bonding with them. And they're going to need to learn fast because Thawfest is approaching and only the best dragon trainer will be able to come out on top. Only HTTYD and R/DoB are canon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Snotlout - Complete
Little Miracles reviews
Growing Up Haddock Story 2: Hiccup and Astrid love their new roles as parents to two adorable toddlers. In fact, they've never been happier. But things take a turn for the worse when one of their children is snatched away in the middle of the night and it's up to them to get her back before time runs out. Only HTTYD and R/DoB are canon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,276 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
Stowaway reviews
Growing Up Haddock Story 4: In the midst of family turmoil, Hiccup and Astrid's son decides to take matters into his own hands and soon gets way more than he bargained for. Now it's up to his father to save him from a terrible fate... if Hiccup can get over some of his own issues as well. Only HTTYD and R/DoB are canon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,429 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Fishlegs I., Gobber - Complete
My House reviews
The scene in which Miss Honey takes Matilda to her house and tells her about her past as told in first person by Matilda. All dialogue is from the musical, as are the lyrics.
Matilda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Complete
Under Pressure reviews
Growing Up Haddock Story 3: Life on Berk has been better than ever in the past year. But tragedy has a way of sneaking up on the most well prepared. And now that Hiccup and Astrid are saddled with even more responsibility, everything starts to fall apart at the seams. Only HTTYD and R/DoB are canon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,461 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Dagur - Complete
How to Train Your Wizards reviews
A series of one-shots about the How to Train Your Dragon kids at Hogwarts! Despite being in different houses, the kids all form a strange friendship and have all kinds of adventures. This story is up for adoption! PM me for details.
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,087 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Astrid, Fishlegs I., Gobber, Hiccup
A Snoggletog Carol reviews
Hiccup just doesn't feel festive this Snoggletog season. But all that is about to change when he is visited on Snoggletog Eve by a few of his friends who seem to be convinced that he is a selfish old man who needs to be taught the true meaning of Snoggletog. Very loosely based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,338 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Astrid, Gobber, Hiccup - Complete
Sparks at the Forge reviews
Snotlout has a busted saddle and doesn't know how to fix it. Heather walks into the forge a moment later with her own saddle problems. Maybe she can help him... if he can be humble enough to ask. Heathlout one-shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Heather, Snotlout] - Complete
Unexpected reviews
Growing Up Haddock Story 1: Hiccup and Astrid have just gotten married and begun a life together. But things get complicated when, two months after their wedding, Astrid discovers she's pregnant. Are they ready for parenthood? Only HTTYD and R/DoB are canon. THERE ARE SEQUELS!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,170 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Puppy Love reviews
Ruffnut suddenly realizes that she's the smallest child in her group of friends. So she decides to solve this problem by making Fishlegs her boyfriend, whether he wants to be or not. Cute Rufflegs 2-parter. Some Hiccstrid tossed in there as well!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Fishlegs I., Ruffnut] - Complete
The Average Day reviews
The beginning of a completely average day for Ruffnut and Tuffnut. I wrote this on a paper towel at work while I was bored so it's not perfect but it's okay.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Barf and Belch, Tuffnut, Ruffnut - Complete
All His Fault reviews
One-shot about Hiccup's feelings after being disowned by his father. A little OOC but angsty.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Hiccup - Complete
Complicated Simplicity reviews
Sparks have been flying between Helen Magnus and Nikola Tesla for over a century. And try as she might, Helen simply cannot ignore them any longer. LOTS of Teslen!
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Helen M., Nikola T.]
Overwhelmed reviews
The story of the moment Matilda discovers her telekinetic powers told in first person. Dialogue is from the book. One-shot
Matilda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2013
Breathless reviews
"Sometimes he made her breathless." One-shot about Martha's feelings for the 10th Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Martha J., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Day Captain Jack Sparrow was Beat by a Girl reviews
A truly horrific fan fiction I wrote when I was only 13 years old in the winter of 2004. Captain Jack Sparrow somehow goes to Hawaii to pick up a badly written Mary Sue character named Trixie and then gets stranded on Gilligan's Island. Snarky author's comments included! If you want to laugh at me, please take a look!
Crossover - Gilligan's Island & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Miss Trunchbull's Great Secret reviews
Ever wonder how Miss Trunchbull, hater of all children, got a job as a headmistress? Perhaps her time at Hogwarts can give you a clue. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Matilda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Horace S.
The Inatorinator reviews
Dr. Doofenshmirtz wants to save time on his inventions. Of course, Perry the Platypus comes in messing it all up. One-shot but if you all like it, I may do more.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete