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My top 5 favorite Animes and couples are

  • Naruto (Sasu/Naru)
  • fairy tail (Natsu/Lucy)
  • One Piece (Luffy/Ace)
  • Vampire Knight (Zero/Yuki)
  • Katekyo hitman reborn (Tsuna/Reborn)
  • FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

    BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

    FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

    BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

    FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

    BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

    FRIENDS: Believe you when you say you're fine.

    BEST FRIENDS: Refuse to accept that answer, and get the truth out of you one way or another .

    FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

    BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

    FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

    BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

    FRIENDS: Will help you move.

    BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

    REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

    REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

    REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

    REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

    REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

    REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

    REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

    REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this

    REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

    I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.


    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

    5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

    A white man said "colored people are not allowed here".
    A black man stood up and said "listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.
    When I grew up I was BLACK.
    When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
    When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
    When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
    When I die I'll be BLACK.
    But you sir,
    When you were born you were PINK.
    When you grow up your WHITE.
    When your sick your GREEN.
    When you go in the sun your RED.
    When your cold your BLUE.
    And when you die you turn PURPLE.
    And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
    The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away:)

    -I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll. "Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

    I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

    Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

    The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

    A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.

    I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

    Fourty- six laws of anime

    Please note: These are only general statements, they DO NOT apply to every anime.

    1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
    The normal laws of physics do not apply.

    2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
    Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

    3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
    In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

    4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
    In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

    5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
    The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

    6. Law of Temporal Variability
    Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

    7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
    'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

    8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
    It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

    9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
    Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

    10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
    Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

    11. Law of Inherent Combustability
    Everything explodes. Everything.
    First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
    Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

    12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
    Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

    13. Law of Energetic Emission
    There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

    14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
    The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
    First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

    15. Law of Inexhaustability
    No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

    16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
    The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
    Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
    First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
    Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
    Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

    17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
    Minmei is a bimbo.

    18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
    The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

    19. Law of Demonic Consistency
    Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

    20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
    Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

    21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
    Tactical geniuses aren't...

    22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
    People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

    23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
    Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

    24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
    Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
    First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
    Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

    25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
    The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

    26. Law of Feline Mutation
    Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
    a) be female
    b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
    c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

    27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
    Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

    28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
    The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

    29. Law of Melee Luminescence
    Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

    30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
    All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

    31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
    Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

    32. Law of Follicular Permanence
    Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

    33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
    ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

    34. Law of Probable Attire
    Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
    --Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
    --Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
    First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
    Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

    35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
    Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

    36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
    Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
    a) The Hero/Leader
    b) His girlfriend
    c) His Best Friend/Rival
    d) A Hulking Brute
    e) A Dwarf/Kid
    Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
    --Extreme Coolness
    --Amazing intelligence
    --Incredible Irritation

    37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
    All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
    First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

    38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
    Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

    39. Law of Inverse Attraction
    Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
    First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

    40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
    When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

    41. Law of Xylolaceration
    Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

    42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
    Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

    43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
    There is no Law #43.

    44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
    The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

    45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
    Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

    46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
    Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relative.

    The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Valleygoat,Naru-chan and Kashi-kun, miss-perfections, Mikie-From-Ireland, DarkIsRising, WarFlower,Fairyashes,


    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

    He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

    Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

    Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

    Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

    Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

    Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

    Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

    He was outlived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

    RIP: We shall remember.


    1. Drank bubbles? Not that I can remember.

    2. Lost glasses/contacts? No I have perfectly fine eyesight.

    3. Ran away from home? Thought about it once or twice but realized being homeless would sorta suck.

    4. Broken someone's heart? Never have and hope I never will.

    5. Been arrested? No.


    1. Miracles? No, Luck yes, Miracles no.

    2. Yourself? Depends on what I'm doing.

    3. Heaven? No.I believe in the underworld.

    4. Santa Claus? No, but that doesn't mean I dislike getting free stuff Christmas.

    5. Love? I don't think that I'll ever fall in love. I enjoy being single/my virginity.

    6. Do you like someone? No not romantically

    7. Do you believe in God? No, I'm Greek.

    8. Answered the truth on all questions? Yes... yes I have

    Her name was Auroura
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    When she was alive

    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic

    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair

    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound

    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endure

    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?

    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die

    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    "God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking?"

    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did

    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by

    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made

    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    "You deserve to die
    You worthless pest!"

    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying

    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse

    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor

    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms

    If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be
    stopped, put this poem on your profile. :(

    Read this outloud.

    This is this cat

    This is is cat

    This is how cat

    This is to cat

    This is keep cat

    This is a cat

    This is dumbass cat

    This is busy cat

    This is for cat

    This is forty cat

    This is seconds cat.

    Now go back up and read the third word in each sentence. If you didn't catch it the first time through, copy and paste it. And you know that you didn't. :D

    If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

    If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put yit on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

    98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

    92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile

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    If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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    If you've ever fallen asleep in class, copy this to your profile.

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    I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

    If you absolutely REFUSE to grow up copy this into your profile

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    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

    Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

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    Favorite Quotes

    Fangirls are like whiny puppies. They're annoying as all hell, but everyone pities them too much to kill them. Oh, they are also very loud.

    It's not paranoia if you know they are out to get you.

    The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.

    You can’t spell slaughter without laughter

    Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.

    In theory, everything works.

    Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

    Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

    Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

    It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

    That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

    There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high level explosives.

    I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

    Curiosity killed the cat, but Satisfaction brought it back.

    Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

    Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

    Sometimes the good guys get hurt, too. Sometimes they lose, even when they should win.

    I said I had my reasons. I never said you would understand.

    The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

    Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

    Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    I respect your opinion; I just think it's stupid.

    Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you're up to.

    If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them.

    The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

    Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

    I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

    If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

    I'm not as dumb as you look.

    This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

    If I had no sense of humor then I would have commited suicide long ago.

    If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun.

    Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.

    Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

    The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill

    Writing is the socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.

    The only cure for writer's block is insomnia.

    The wastebasket is a writer's best friend.

    No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.

    Never apologize. Always deny.

    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

    Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

    Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

    When you read a quote and says unknown at the end of it its because they can't spell anonymous

    Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this isn't too difficult.

    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for my kick boxing.

    The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

    It just seems that the impossible becomes possible around me more often than not. Most of the time it includes me doing it.

    Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. It never ends.

    Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, then to HELL with you, here's to ME!

    When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

    To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

    The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

    We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

    Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

    When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

    The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

    The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

    If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

    They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

    Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

    I hear voices and they don't like you

    Smile -- it confuses the enemy

    I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas

    Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

    I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

    Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

    Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree.

    Really Dumb Store labels:

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

    On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

    On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

    On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

    On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

    On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon)

    The sad thing is there are people out there who make this stuff necessary.

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    An Older Sister? by Blood Princess Red reviews
    What if Ace, Sabo and Luffy had an older sister? How would they act around her? Will they accept her? I'm giving Luffy a different Devil Fruit and im making her a girl for the fun of it! Luffy will be smarter. Im going to have my OC Winter D. Miracle, she is using her nickname Ice. I might add some parings! I know I will have one for my OC and maybe one for Luffy as well! Depends!
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,605 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 2/27 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, OC
    Unexpected Emergencies by Blueh reviews
    Luffy had been alone most of his short life, with no one to love and no one to rely on. This all changed, however, when the Whitebeard Pirates stumble upon his lonely little island and take the four-year-old boy under their wing. Who knew that the little rubber brat would become one of Oyaji's strongest commanders when he grew up? Ha. The Whitebeard Pirates sure didn't. AU
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,822 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Ace, Luffy, Whitebeard
    Flying With Tiny Wings by audhds reviews
    Once again, Dean's peaceful beer has been interrupted, when Gabriel appears. The archangel is holding his guts in with one arm, and huddling a bundle of blankets to his chest with the other. And now, now Dean has been left with a tiny, blue-eyed angel...great! Baby!Cas, Wee!Cas, Baby!Angel, Protective!Dean. Fluff and some angst mixed in later. I don't own SN, some minor swearing.
    Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,483 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 2/14 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
    Red Haired Luffia by Sparrow1011 reviews
    What would happen is Luffy's mother gave her daughter to Red Haired Shanks to rise? How different would Luffy be if the goofball raised her? And what changes would she bring to them? WARNING: SWEARING AND SEX
    One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 106 - Words: 186,721 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Luffy, Shanks, Straw Hats P.
    One Piece - Legends by xAlreadyOverx reviews
    Luffyko wants to be Queen of the Pirates because Shanks said she couldn't be a King. With the Gum-Gum fruit and an inability to swim she will need to rely on her crew and First Mate to make it through the Grand Line. But what happens when she starts getting odd feelings around her swordsman that she's never had before? READ DISCLAIMER!
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,563 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Luffy, Zoro] Sanji, Nami
    Demon Cats and My Mom's Boyfriend by VeeandreaHart reviews
    Kalika is not a happy camper when she finds out her mother's boyfriend ruined her art pieces, and is even unhappier when a bunch of cats follow her home from the dumpster. What will happen when she finds out that they're not just kittens, but also S-Ranked criminals from her favorite anime? Sasori/OC slight Itachi/OC Rated T for language and Hidan, definitely! NOW COMPLETED!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,969 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Sasori, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    Copy Ninja and Pup by Hichiisai reviews
    Kakashi was one of the best Ninja in Konoha, so when the Hokage became worried about traitors in the ANBU, it made perfect sense to assign him the mission to remove them. However the Hokage's second request was another story. After all, what did he know about being a parent?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,638 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    Somewhere To Belong by Pizza yum reviews
    Garp and Whitebeard strike a deal and Luffy, Ace, and Sabo are sent to live with the Whitebeard Pirates for six months. The trio and crew alike do not know how to handle the situation but eventually they figure each other out and the brothers find somewhere they feel like they belong.
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo, Marco - Complete
    Second Chance by Redery reviews
    Luffy fails to protect his nakama from the combined might of the Yonko and the World Government, but luckily he's been given a second chance to go back and correct his past. Follow Luffy as he relives his adventures, protects his friends and deals with the consequences of changing the future. Warnings: OP Luffy, Smart Luffy
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,022 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/7 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
    Misery by Animateyourlife reviews
    My friends are gone but I'm still here. Still holding their hands as the stare unseeingly. This isn't right. So when a man comes up and asks me if I want to save them at my own expense, I think my answer is obvious. Luffy/ time harem.
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 1/19 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Straw Hats P.
    The Hidden Uchiha by ThatCrazyBrit94 reviews
    Naruto is a smart kid, at the age of 5 he finds out that he isn't alone and will never be again. Watch as he shakes the Ninja world to the very foundations to protect what is precious to him. Sharingan Naruto/Genjutsu Naruto/Smart Naruto Naruto x Kurenai x Yugito twusts and turns in the plot. Read and review. PART 1 COMPLETE! WAIT FOR PART 2
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,155 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Naruto U., Kurenai Y., Yugito N.] Itachi U. - Complete
    The Collapse by audhds reviews
    Sam knows he has to find Dean. Fast. And when he does, it is not a pretty sight. Dean is tied to a chair, beaten and covered in blood from head to toe. One of his eyes is missing, his hands are broken, he cannot walk, and although Sam does not immediately realize it, he is mute. Warning for gore and past torture! I do not own SN. hurt!tortured!mute!half blind!Dean. Now T rated.
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,043 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/26 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
    Luffy's life by Thalia120 reviews
    The Strawhats never knew much about Luffy's past...or really anything about it. Lets watch them be forced into a crash course of Luffy's story. Luffy's sick? Whose the new girl? What dark history does their captain have? And what do they have to give up to save him? MalexMale Zolu! Don't like? Don't read! plz review!
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,798 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
    Supernatural Facebook Wars by ImNotDeadYet13 reviews
    what would happend if Sam, Dean, Bobby, Castiel, Gabriel, and Crowley had facebook o.O R&R plz
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,016 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn Again by AnimePup1599 reviews
    Cross dressing girl? Surrounded by a bunch of guy idiots? Why, it's Ouran High all over again, but mafia style which means more action and badassity. Join Yuki (OC) and her adventures with the Vongola family. Whoever said that girls were too weak? Yuki will prove your ass wrong cause bitches ain't got nothin on her.
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 51 - Words: 237,125 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/10/2013 - K. Hibari, T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
    Winged Ignorance by ShamelessDilettante reviews
    They started off as raised bumps on his back and they kind of just. Grew. Tsuna needs better ways to describe what he was going through. He also needs Reborn, because the hitman was the only one keeping him grounded enough to not fly away. One-shot. BoyxBoy. R27. You have been warned.
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/23 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn, Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
    Crimson Stained by ShadowBloodNinja reviews
    She doesn't believe in destiny. She believes in making things happen, because everything that happens can't all be for nothing. Follow Nikushimi as she grows up, learns to love, learns the way of the shinobi, and watch as she tries to fight against the tragic destiny and fate she refuses to believe in. "My dream is to protect all those i care for no matter the cost!"-Nikushimi
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,226 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi, OC
    Past, Present, and Future: Only If You Knew by angelbunnycakes reviews
    A forgotten girl, a jealous demon, and an anguished boy. Naruto vanishes. Years later, a blond girl with blue eyes appears. However, she has amnesia. Can Sasuke find a place in her heart again? And will Naruto remember Konoha? FemNaru/Sasu; Sequel is out.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,971 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Lies & Truths by Marrei reviews
    It was Naruto they never bothered to look underneath the facade. Naruto held a deep secret that if certain people knew, would be there to cause pain Naruto hid the fact that 'he' was actually a girl and decided to live her life properly as she was always meant to.but Tsunade informed her it was to dangerous and wait til she turned 17.what will happen when she falls without knowing?
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/16 - [Naruko U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
    My College Life by AKATSUKIANDTEENWOLFLUVER reviews
    Konan Misuto: Loner, bookworm, nerd, and loser was all her status. She didn't hang out with people, or go to the college parties simply, because she didn't enjoy it. And she because she wasn't invited. What happens when Pein Deva, the college heartbreaker, starts to take a newfound interest in her? Read to find out and please review.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,870 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Pain/Pein, Konan, Akatsuki
    Raised By The Varia by Kai Chen reviews
    Tsuna was raised by the Varia. What were his first words?
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/10 - Lussuria, Squalo S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus - Complete
    See You Later by koichii reviews
    "Ne, Heichou? Will I... see you again in the next life?" A RivaillexEren fic! RiRen! Reincarnation fic! :)
    Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,650 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
    Melancholy Storm by Kalsypher reviews
    {Sequel to Freecss Twins} Gon and I are going to Kukuroo Mountain to get Killua back. Once we do, we've got a new adventure in mind. Just when we think we won't have any problems, I'm going to learn the truth about Fox Tail Cove and the tattoo on my shoulder. Great... Killua x OC
    Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,955 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Killua Z., Gon F. - Complete
    Golden Eyes by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
    After being rejected for training by Kakashi, Naruto rages away from Konoha. He discovers something. It is not a bloodline nor a gift but an accident. It is an accident that will allow Naruto to destroy his enemies. Simply put, Naruto now has Golden Eyes.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,579 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Nothing You Can Do by FlowerChild22 reviews
    Lissa Harold is used to having any guy she wants. Her next target, Max's Biology partner Fang Ride. But he has his eye on someone else. Max.
    Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,604 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy - Complete
    Leader by Fate by RadiantAura reviews
    What will happen when Naruto is taken under the wing of the murderer of the Uchiha Clan? How will this sudden change in plans effect the course of the Hidden Leaf? Rated T for language and violence. NOT ItaNaru! All chapters revised! Chapter 29 is out.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,812 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
    Wish You Were Here by koichii reviews
    For the past ten years, all Tsuna wanted for Christmas was for one person to come back. That was all he ever wanted. This if for the KHR! Secret Santa 2013!
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Adult Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] - Complete
    The Anomic Genius by Stinkyfish98 reviews
    Just another generic Strong!Naruto fic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,707 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
    50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
    Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
    Love Thy Neighbor by Squatta reviews
    Modern day AU. When Eren was young, a new neighbor moved in next door who he became attached to growing up. Over the years, his feeling for his neighbor started to change and an event in his life will cause him to depend on this neighbor more than he would've imagined. Levi x Eren
    Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,677 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - [Levi, Eren Y.] - Complete
    The Transition by anilkex reviews
    This is the third story in the "You Are The Third Winchester" AU (and that is still a bad name for it). This story is pre-series, and tells how Dean learned to let go of his usual role of caretaker, and rely on someone else for a change. There is fluff and a sick, allergic Dean. Rated T for language.
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Dean W., John W., Caleb - Complete
    I Love You by koichii reviews
    They're engaged. It wasn't the fact that they're both males that bothered Eren. It was the bloody fact that Levi doesn't love him. After all, it was just a forced engagement. But it doesn't matter, Eren loves him. So what's the brunette gonna do if an old flame crossed Levi's way once more?
    Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
    My Lover is a Killer by AliceVermillion reviews
    Well, it all started when I walked alone and he kidnapped me. He hesitated to kill me and unexpected things happen. He called me 'cute'. This starts my adventure with a serial killer as my lover... R27!
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,067 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [Adult Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] - Complete
    Take a Chance On Me by koichii reviews
    If you change your mind, I'll be the first in line. Sequel to Signed With Love!
    Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi]
    Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
    Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 58 - Words: 259,852 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    Phoenix with the Scar by WhatifStoryTeller reviews
    What if Marco was scouting an island in the East Blue? What if some girl gets him into trouble and now they are running? Also, a crazy brother is out for revenge...will Marco survive? MarcoxFem!Luffy Alive!Thatch Alive!Ace
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,408 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Marco, Luffy] Ace, Thatch - Complete
    Angst and Congestion by anilkex reviews
    Sam and Dean are both sick - plotless schmoop! AND...Yes, there are 3 Winchesters in this story, but this AU isn't about that. When I daydream, I like to be a part of the story, not just watching it. This AU lets the reader be in the story…so in effect, YOU are the 3rd Winchester, giving and receiving H/C with the boys. Rated T for language.
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
    Naruto's Strangeness by RuneWitchSakura reviews
    Naruto has been acting a little strange since their first encounter with Zabuza, and Sakura drags Sasuke along to find out why, because Kakashi isn't helping. SasuNaru SLASH. On Hold.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,121 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Daddy Acnologia by Wonderland's worst reviews
    What if Acnologia found Lucy when she ran away from home? Instead of Acnologia fighting Fairy Tail, Lucy did? The curse of light and dark magic prevents her to see, but will the curse be lifted when Lucy has her true loves kiss? -complete
    Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Lucy H., Zeref, Rogue C. - Complete
    Well, It's Not So Bad by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
    The Akatsuki are back! But this time the tables are turned; They're in our world. And even while fending off enemy ninja, they manage to have fun while doing it. Sequel to 'Ugh, Why me'. 3 OC's as well. Rated T for swearing and minor suggestive themes.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 150,442 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    A Lesson in Riding by Bird of Dreams reviews
    "P-Please wait a minute, Corporal! I don't think I'm ready for this after all!" "There's no use trying to get out of this, shitty brat, so don't even waste your breath trying. You're not going anywhere until we finish up here." "But Corporal!-" "Quit stalling. Legs apart. Now." Eren feels that he's not ready for this yet, but Levi thinks and says otherwise.
    Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
    Courting Troubles by Bird of Dreams reviews
    In which Eren is completely oblivious to Corporal Levi's attempts at courting him, said Corporal is frustrated by the absolute lack of progress he is making in wooing an aforementioned cadet, and Hanji Zoe has a field day with the entire thing.
    Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,210 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
    All Because Of The Cats by AKATSUKIANDTEENWOLFLUVER reviews
    Lydia,Lysianna,Ayla,and Marie were just normal life girls.When they were walking from school one day,they see a box of odd looking kittens when they were walking from school.Lets just say they get more than they bargain for.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,043 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
    Acting Casual, Vongola Style by KaeBird13 reviews
    TYL. Tsuna does not want to go to his middle school reunion. Nuh-uh, no thank you. But of course, a certain Spartan tutor has different plans. Now Tsuna must catch a criminal while doing his best to protect his mafia identity from his old classmates. But what do they think of the once dame kid they used to make fun of?
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,795 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn, Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
    Stoic Love by ShadowBloodNinja reviews
    Two girls: one loud and friendly the other emotionless and powerful, a friendship blooms. When they meet the Akatsuki its love at first sight for Hinote but with Itamis emotionless facade to hide her troubled past Hinote finds that there is more to itami than meets the eye. Finding love, hidden emotions, powerful abilities, and pasts are enough for the stoic Itami and loving Hinote
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,815 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Sasori, Pain/Pein, OC
    Expect the Unexpected by ladeste reviews
    All they'd ever wanted was a family. Now, Luffy, Ace and Sabo make up the family they'd never known. However when Luffy stumbles, they find something they never knew was missing.
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 63,728 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Thatch - Complete
    Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
    Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
    Once again by TheVictor reviews
    A 7-year old Luffy is approached by his future self. It seems Luffy's entire crew died at the hands of Fleet Admiral Akainu right after defeating the Yonkou Kaidou. Follow a much stronger, smarter Luffy as he repeats his adventure, hoping to avoid the same fate as well as correct some mistakes. Warning: OOC!Luffy, Godlike!Luffy, Smarter!Luffy, LuffyxRobin pairing on the side.
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,197 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
    Undercover Spy by MoonPrincess623 reviews
    Part 1 of the SPY TRILOGY. Naruto Uzumaki is Kitsune, ANBU Captain. Her new mission: b/c a Gennin for the upcoming Chuunin Exam. Watch the emotional struggle of a tool wanting to break free. FULL SUMMERY INSIDE--femNARU-GAARA COMPLETE
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,749 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
    Life Beyond Fairy Tail Without Natsu by onnahime1223 reviews
    Lucy has just recently found feelings for Natsu, but Lisanna interferes with her return. Lucy is now heartbroken and quits the guild with some massive secrets. She finds a new life in another guild, building up lies to cover her past, but what happens when someone finds out the truth? Pairing: Officially StiLu Part 1 of the Life Beyond Fairy Tail Sequel! Part two is now released!
    Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 41,558 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Lucy H., Sting E. - Complete
    Ready When You Are by Bunnyhoppp reviews
    Being gay is easy. For me at least. But go ahead and try to convince the Quarterback of the Football team that. He's my sister's boyfriend, my best friend's first love since like...forever and too popular for his own good, but he comes out the closet. For me. Damn, what the hell did I get myself into?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,157 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    A Sacrifice For Another by narutoobsessedgurl reviews
    Naruko is dying from the Kyuubi being extracted from her. Kyuubi is able to take her back in time to fix everything. She has the chance to save any 2 people she wants, including her love, Sasuke. Once she is there, there will be no going back to the future. Who will she choose to help her? Will she make A Sacrifice For Another? Eventual Kaka/Naru, Immediate Neji/Christi (An OC)
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,538 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruko U.] - Complete
    Childhood Games by Shiona Acitiu reviews
    Who knew a simple game of pretend could lead to love?Two of the princesses had been pining after the prince, but the prince fell for the prisoner. The prince wants the prisoner to be his princess...Only one problem..The prisoner is a boy! SasuNaru! Slight AU...Cuteness
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,516 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
    A New Bond by Ranowa Hikura reviews
    Parental!Kakashi, no romance. Set pre-series. The fact that the stranger didn't glare at him was cause enough to arise Naruto's interest, but the memories that one red eye had showed him were a whole other story… Ch. 14: The End.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,386 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    The Deepest of Ties by angelrider13 reviews
    They are everything. They are friends, brothers, lovers, soulmates. They are exact opposites. They are the same being divided in two. They are love and hate, pure and tainted. They are everything. Soulmate!verse. AceLu.
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,269 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Ace, Luffy
    I Don't Want to Go Back Alone by lunalongbottom2448 reviews
    Dean is the new kid, Castiel is blind. Romantic angst and fluff ensues. (Based on the short film, "Eu Não Quero Voltar Sozinho")
    Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Jo H., Sam W. - Complete
    Freecss Twins by Kalsypher reviews
    I'm taking the Hunter Exam to find my twin, Gon Freecss. Only...now that I've found him...I don't have the heart to tell him. He's looking for our father, Ging, so I'm going to help because I want to meet him as well and find out why he separated us because our mother wouldn't tell us. And hopefully along the way, I'll tell Gon the truth. Killua x OC
    Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,112 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Killua Z., Gon F. - Complete
    Hell's Princess by Rose JewelStar reviews
    What happens if Natsu Erza and Gray got controlled and kicked Lucy out of the team? What if Zeref kidnapped Lucy? What will happen to Lucy? And why does she look like a 5 year old !
    Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,933 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - [Lucy H., Zeref] - Complete
    Tainted by Tayani reviews
    She wanted to die, peacefully, laying in the snow. What she didn't predict was an annoying surgeon who, for some reason, had to disturb her, and now here she was, stuck on a bloody submarine, not remembering a thing aside from sorrow and slaughter. She would taint with blood everything and everyone who comes near... Not that a certain Trafalgar Law really cares. LawxOC, R&R!
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,350 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - T. Law, Heart P. - Complete
    Second Division Prohibitions by elvenarchress reviews
    Crack!Fic The Whitebeard Pirates draw up a list of 150 things their beloved fire-using younger brother is forbidden from doing…He finds a lot more to do!
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ace - Complete
    The Namikaze Legend by Aerotyl reviews
    What if Sarutobi Hiruzen was the one who sealed the Kyuubi, not Minato? Namikaze Naruto makes his name a legend by the age of 12, who could possibly rival this prodigy? eventual Narusaku, Naruto Smart/Strong Minato and Kushina are alive, T for potty mouth and violence. AU. SEQUEL OUT: INARI'S PRAYER
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,444 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
    The Wolfpack by Cali.9252 reviews
    This story takes place after Bella returns from Italy. She now realizes that she loves Jake, not Edward. Jake finally imprints on Bella and the force of the Alpha imprint changes Bella drastically; she is now a wolf. Now the pack, stronger than ever, must not only fight for her, but for their futures.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,402 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
    Team Itachi by Killer of thy Cookies reviews
    What if the Third Hokage stopped the council before they could order Itachi to commit the Uchiha Clan Massacre? Itachi is one of the village's strongest ninja, and has now been given the task of being a Jonin sensei, assigned to Team 7 with his little brother Sasuke, the 'dead last' Naruto Uzumaki, and fangirl Sakura Haruno. This is Team Itachi. Other AU elements. COMPLETED.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 66 - Words: 155,092 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
    What Only You Knew by wolflovexXx reviews
    No one really knew Naruto; he always wore a 'mask' in front of everyone, one day he messes up and goes to school as the real him, what will people think of him now, and just who holds his heart. ItaNaru one sided SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,555 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] - Complete
    An Ace up My Sleeve by Wisty reviews
    Alice A. Winster, an average girl who has an unusual ability to communicate with spirits. With no home or family to call her own, the Wammy House takes her in. How will a girl with average skill and intellect survive in a house full of geniuses?LxOC
    Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 358,892 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - L, OC - Complete
    The Awesome Thing About Love by im-an-idjit reviews
    Forbidden romances, dickish brothers, a very cliché plot and all-round college shenanigans. What else could you possibly ask for? (destiel college!AU)
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,962 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
    The Accursed Brothers by Narutoenthusiast reviews
    Orochimaru decides to brand Naruto as well with the cursed seal. However, Kyuubi does not appreciate people interfering and uses its power to adapt the cursed seal so as to eliminate the snake's interference. In the end, Orochimaru's new decision ends up giving Naruto the means to become a legend. The best part is that he won't be doing things alone. Not Yaoi!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,836 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Can't Fool Me by Bird of Dreams reviews
    April Fools' oneshot, 5YL; When Reborn claims to have altered the Ten Year Bazooka so that it now allows its user to travel to parallel worlds, Tsuna has every right to be skeptical. And if what his intuition says is true, this situation will not bode well at all—for him at any rate...
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
    Naruko Namikaze: The Tale of a Young Girl by narutoobsessedgurl reviews
    After the Kyuubi attack, one young Naruko is taken in by her godmother, Tsunade. Once, she is eight years old, she is ready to start the academy and start her journey to becoming Hokage, and hopefully, she'll make some friends along the way. Who knows just what'll happen to Naruko? Eventual FEMNaru/Sasu pairing also Neji/Christi (Chrisitina is an OC sorry people who don't like 'em)
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,603 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] - Complete
    I want back! Or do I? by MissFennoSwede reviews
    What happens when Alex finds herself in the world of One Piece? She wants to go back home more than anything, but will a dark doctor be able to change that? LawxOC
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,205 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - T. Law, Heart P. - Complete
    Timeless by Metamorcy reviews
    AU, When Reborn has to go babysit a little child, he gets more than he bargains for and as the years pass, he's not seeing that little kid as a kid any more but as something else, perhaps more than he had ever wished for. R27 RebornxTsuna, major fluffiness on many chapters. COMPLETE!
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,405 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
    Love from betrayal by Char-nee reviews
    After Lisanna came back from Edolas, everyone ignored lucy for 4 months, except for gray, gajeel, levy, wendy, carla, juvia, and master. So when natsu, erza and the rest of the guild call her a weakling that can't take care of herself, she can't take it anymore, she leaves the guild to become stronger, so when she has a break-down in the rain, who else should find her but two men.
    Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,187 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Lucy H., Rogue C. - Complete
    Be With Me by Otaku-chama reviews
    Tsuna's sister is working for the Varia, and they are NOT pleased. Will they manage to kick her out, or will she give them grief? Along the way, she might just worm into their assassin-cold hearts... XanxusOC fic, rated T for language
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,426 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Xanxus
    Arigato by tenebrae di oblio reviews
    What if Luffy had known how to use Haki before he went to Marineford. Ace and Luffy Brothership fic Rated T for some swearing. Full summary inside
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
    Bella Wolff by Bella Wolff reviews
    What if Bella chose Jacob? What if she could never forgive Edward for leaving her? What if she... changed? What if there was something, deep down inside of her that could change her life forever...
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
    Insane by ShadowBloodNinja reviews
    1313 was a nameless killer S ranked patient in the asylum. When Kiba comes to work as a nurse he is determined to help the hurt girl she really is but with 1313s doubts of herself, plots against 1313, 1313 being only a few steps away from death, and more troubles its going to be tough for Kiba to dig up 1313s past and fix her like he promised. "I kill those who break promises"-1313
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Kiba I., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    The Pure and the Tainted by angelrider13 reviews
    There was always one Angel and one Demon. No more, no less. One was pure, the other tainted. They could never co-exist, and yet, they find themselves inevitably drawn together. Slight AU. Soulmate!verse. Light AceLu.
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,072 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
    Element master by Isom reviews
    While being attacked by drunks Naruto awakens some crazy power. not from Kyuubi, but from his own DNA. a bloodline that starts with him, and allows him to control the earth. challeng from storylover213. Super Naruto don't like, don't read
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,913 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
    ANBU's Boy by Sue-Drae reviews
    Kakashi has decided that enough was enough after another attack on Naruto's life and convinces Hiruzen to move Naruto into the ANBU HQ for protection. Naruto's adventures and misadventures growing up ANBU. Ends just before academy. naruhina eventually
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,824 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Kakashi H., OC] Naruto U. - Complete
    Mine is Biggest! by Bird of Dreams reviews
    "There's no way yours is bigger than mine!" Only the Vongola can take such an 'innocent' topic and blow it completely out of proportions.
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn - Complete
    Naruto of the Sand by CaptainFlye reviews
    Across the desert a woman flees her village. Just earlier that year she had been forced to birth a demon, but her next child will not share that fate. What happens when she meets Kakashi coming back from a mission and he takes her to Konoha? FemNaru
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 204,801 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
    The Vongola's Black Sheep by Shizume Hiyori reviews
    All Natsuyume wants is to be accepted by the entire family and support her love ones in everything they do. On the other hand, Fate has something in store for her which she and her family didn't expect at all. Main: Tsuna w/ FemTsuna as his twin
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,933 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Adult Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
    Hacker by 18Tsunayoshi69 reviews
    What if Tsuna was smart, like genius hacker smart, but decided to hide it behind an average student exterior. Rating for the fact that this is a Mafia fic and possible dirty language. Rating may go up.
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,454 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
    Naruto, What The Heck Are You Doing? by miku89 reviews
    I somehow traveled back in time and stumbled upon my sensei's old team. To make things worse, I saved Obito. Oh wait, now my life is officially screwed, seeing as how I'm falling in love with Kakashi! Did I mention that I was thirteen again? Kaka/Femnaru
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,844 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    To the Winner Goes the Spoils by aliendroid reviews
    Tsunade thinks up the perfect way to relieve her boredom. A tournament! Winner Gets Naruto! What will Sasuke do when he hears this? Shounen-ai
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,202 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Tsunade S., Pain/Pein - Complete
    Stay With You by StarLuna reviews
    The lowest level of Impel Down was held for the most dangerous of criminals and yet here she was. Ace/OC
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,972 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ace - Complete
    One Small Change by Juura99 reviews
    Sasuke is depressed and angry, rebelling against his family and causing trouble. But when he meets the five year old son of their new neighbours, Sasuke's life changes as he finds himself watching out and caring for the lonely child with the golden smile.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    They're not my parents? by JessicaG.1234 reviews
    While cleaning out the filing cabinets in the Hokage Tower, Naruto comes across a scroll that says Minato and Kushina aren't his parents. What'll happen as Naruto tries to live his life with this new info? Couples: ItaNaru ZetTobi with past DeiTobi
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,776 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Naruto U., Pain/Pein - Complete
    We Both Love Her by nemo0323 reviews
    Harry finds out he has a sister, upon meeting her he finds he has an instant protective insticnt over her. They get along like no other borther and sister, they love each other, and trust each other. Will that all change when Rose falls in love with Draco
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 133,049 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
    Intertwined Bonds by Breathless02 reviews
    Right when Tsuna was born, his parents were killed and somehow he finds himself in Reborn's care. What will become of him and...are those cat-ears! A little AU : Main pairing: R27, suggestions of Allx27.
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 80,031 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Adult Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
    Protecting my Family by PrimoGiotto5510 reviews
    Tsuna was 4 when his mother was murdered, he was 5 when he met the Varia, he is sixteen when he falls in love... AU AllXTsuna Main pairing: 1827... Hope you like it, KHR belongs to it's original owner! I own nothing! Except the plot... XD
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,566 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
    Naruto Chisana Kodomo Jutsu by JessicaG.1234 reviews
    Naruto is practicing on a Jutsu for his team, but accidently creates a new Jutsu and is transformed into a child with no memory of anyone. Itachi ends up finding him and takes care of him. Itanaru or ItachiXNaruto.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
    A Fox among the Hounds by Nightrain and Brownstone reviews
    What if Naruto was raised by the Inuzuka family? What misadventures could stem from such an upbringing? Competent!/Inuzuka!Naruto. Partial AU/AT. There will be NaruHina and other pairings. Final chapter up! Series complete!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 180,892 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Innocence by ThexWhitexPhoenix reviews
    Whitebeard does not only have sons on his ship. He also has a 'daughter' that he raised as his own. This girl is the second division's Vice-Commander who cares deeply for the whole crew and would do anything for them and her papa!
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,746 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ace - Complete
    Fox of the Red Dawn by Blackwolfhunting reviews
    Naruto left with Itachi, but returns to help Konoha after six years. problem is, he has to hide he is a part of Akatsuki, can he do it without losing himself. or will he change for the best? Image is not mine!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 50 - Words: 117,091 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Team 7, Mission struggle by Katestar98 reviews
    Kakashi is left to care for a wounded Naruto while Sasuke and Sakura rush to complete the mission and get help for their injured comrade. This mission forces them to see the reality that is Naruto. A reality they may not be able to face.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,567 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    A Birthday Key by Juura99 reviews
    It's Naruto's birthday, and he's left watching the village celebrate the downfall of Kyuubi. He returns home, only to find that maybe, just maybe, his birthday isn't so bad after all. Birthday Fic- SasuNaru hints, fluff.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Kitty Kurse by Ailarii reviews
    When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    Child no Jutsu by Selkit-Guardian reviews
    A jutsu goes wrong and Naruto is turned into a small child with no memory of his teammates. Sasuke is assigned to care for him... Protective!Sasuke and Child!Naruto Eventual Sasu/Naru
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Best Mates by childofflameandwave reviews
    No one wants to get The Talk from their mother, least of all Kiba. But when Iruka tells Kiba's mother that Kiba had been showing some aggression towards his classmates, Tsume knows it is time for The Talk with her son. One-shot Kiba and female Naruto.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
    Remembered - 02 by Cerdwyn reviews
    Amy Potter spends the holidays at the Malfoy Manor however it's not the relaxing time she hopes for, because Draco has changed, and when the pain he causes there is carried on at Hogwarts who can she go to, with Harry, Ron and Hermione so busy all the time? (This is book two, I recommend finding Forgotten - 01 first!)
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,766 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
    Forgotten - 01 by Cerdwyn reviews
    What happens if Harry had a sister? If that sister was raised by his parents murderer? Was courted by his enemy? When Amy Potter enters Hogwarts, things are turned upside down, as the wizarding world try to compensate for an unexpected Potter .. (this is book one of this series!)
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,325 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
    Childhood by Taivasalla reviews
    Sarutobi said ANBU was no place for a child, but a brotherhood of killers is more of a family than Naruto ever had. Now, with war looming and intravillage tension threatening his fragile world, even this may not last. Not super!Naruto.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,296 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Raidou N. - Complete
    Supernatural Wizards by Bunny1 reviews
    We all know that Jerry's sister Megan hated him and his family. What if she had made them think Alex was dead, and had her raised by a family of hunters, The Winchesters? And, what if Castiel is brought in for a different reason altogether? COMPLETE!
    Crossover - Supernatural & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 22,605 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Dean W., Alex R. - Complete
    Coming Home by The Deuteragonist reviews
    Naruto finally brings Sasuke back. How will Konoha welcome Sasuke? Is Sai Naruto’s new best friend? Will love triangles old and new collide? Part serious, part crack drama. Eventual Naruto/Sasuke.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,477 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Helping & Complaining by kamikaze101 reviews
    Naruto is depressed about his breakup with Sakura and is up to Kiba to get his mind off the subject. But while doing this Kiba discovers some feelings of his own that he had yet to acknowledge. Will this complicate things or make them better? KibaNaru ;D
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
    The Road Less Travelled By by Ashen Skies reviews
    Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,483 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
    Deal with the Devil by Gawdzilla reviews
    On her death bed, Kushina makes a deal with the Kyuubi for her protect and raise her son. Kyuubi agrees and with the help of her younger brothers Kurama and Jaeger raise Naruto not only to be the strongest Ninja ever but to be the next Kyuubi no Kitsune!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,228 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
    Team Fox by Bill Alain reviews
    What would happen if Kyuubi wasn't a demon, and Naruto was a genius? What if Naruto knew more about the world then most of the Kages? This story will tell you. Good Kyu, Smart Naruto, NaruXHina, takes place after Chuunin Prelims.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,036 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Fanning the Maelstrom by all out reviews
    what if Naruto and Sasuke wher friends frome the start. What powers would they have and how strong would they become. See ther adventures and what they went through to reach their goal.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,589 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 3,606 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Naruto: Sand Shinobi! by Hugo Reed reviews
    Naruto does what he promised and returns Sauske. Upon his return to Kohona, Sakura attempts to kill him and he flees to Suna. There a new romance blooms with a certain blonde couple. I thank you all for the reviews. HR. Finished
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,599 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
    Why by lostvoices reviews
    Kyubbi is female and Naruto is slowly merging with her. But what he doesn’t know that by merging with her he’s changing. Will Naruto be able to handle the news? will he be able to let someone love him with his past
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,889 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    The Night after Heavy Rain by lunaryu reviews
    Three years after Sasuke has gone to Orochimaru, Naruto still wants to take him back. However, suddenly Itachi comes and offers him a leader postion of Akatsuki! There will be ItaNaru here, but mainly it's shounen ai SasuNaru. All COMPLETED! ENJOY! GO!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,822 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    The Sister of the Boy Who Lived by Ski000Girl reviews
    What if Harry Potter had a sister that he didn't know about, but she knew about him, and they met at Hogwarts and followed in the steps of The Marauders with pranks, detentions, and just a whole lot of fun.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,507 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
    Sasuke's Sick! by YYHfan reviews
    Oh no! Saskue's sick! Will Sakura murder Naruto? Will Naruto murder Sasuke? And what about that soup Naruto made! Will poor Sasuke ever get better? :Yaoi:
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,944 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete