Author has written 8 stories for Avatar, How to Train Your Dragon, Legend of Zelda, Greek Mythology, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
I LOVE REMLITS!!!
Hello, its me the one and only Tashewa.
I would like to say hi to R.C you are so Bruce!
Something you should know about me:
I watch James Cameron's Avatar every day, yes you heard me EVERY DAY!
I LIKE PIE!!!!
that's my catch phrase.
Im bussy hanging with my turkish friend :)
deviantART: Zogan (shared with RandyCunningham IsTheCheese)
The shows i love to watch:
Slugterra, Star wars the clone wars, Star Wars The Clone Wars in LEGO, Randy Cunning Ham 9th Grade Ninja, and lots more but I usually watch
AVATAR and AVATAR and sometimes even AVATAR
I LOVE THE LEGEND OF ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!! AND FINAL FANTASY 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND NOW X-MEN!!!!!!!!!!
If u want to read the bestest (i know that's not a word) coolest, most amazing, awesomest (again not a word), coolest, wait i already said that, I'm running out of words, stories every pls look up RandyCunningham IsTheCheese
U won't be sorry.
I will try to keep updated:)
i fell like writing in Afrikaans and sorri if u dont understand my sentence, its a South African language. Die blou hond hardloop en spring in die tuin. even if u do know Afrikaans u would know that the sentence was really weird and maybe even funny. probably FBNRL.
WTYL (write to you later:))
this is for Randycunningham IsTheCheese
This is a true document:
Normal people: Hear a shriek and ignore it
How To Train Your Dragon Fans: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"
Normal people: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"
HTTYD fans: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!" (I did)
Normal people: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
HTTYD fans: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!
Normal people: when chased will call out for anyone to help
HTTYD fans: Will call out for their dragon.
Normal people: don't know the stats for the different dragons
HTTYD fans: Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Zippleback: attack 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)
Normal people: What in God's name?!
HTTYD fans: What in Thor's name?!
Normal people: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.
HTTYD fans: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them behind their head, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.
Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.
Normal people: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD fans: watch the movie again and again until they can resite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barman, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!)
Normal people: whistle a popular song while they work
HTTYD fans: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work
Normal people: don't REALLY care when the second movie is realeast.
HTTYD fans: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)
Normal people: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
HTTYD fans: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.
Normal people: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD fans: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."
Normal people: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"
HTTYD fans: *dreamily* "Astrid..."
Normal people: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"
HTTYD fans: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."
Normal people: will 'keep calm and carry on'
HTTYD fans: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 2'
Normal people: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle
HTTYD fans: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!
Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.
Normal people: wisest quote - 'learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to note stop questioning' - Albert Einstein
HTTYD fans: 'if you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch
Normal people: will ignore this
HTTYD fans: will past this into their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them ;)
- RandyCunningham IsTheCheese
(PS: If you watch Randy Cunningham - which every sane person should - then read on)
This is another true document:
Normal people: Say, "That was awesome!"
RC9GN fans: Say, "That was bruce!"
Normal people: Say something is boss when it's awesome.
RC9GN fans: Say something is the cheese when it's awesome.
Normal people: When something bad happens, say, "That sucks!"
RC9GN fans: When something bad happens, say, "That's wonk!"
Normal people: Will call stupid people idiots.
RC9GN fans: Will call stupid people shoobs.
Normal people: Probably think ninjas are cool.
RC9GN fans: Know there's only one ninja left and think he's THE STRAIGHT-UP CHEESE :D
Normal people: Won't react if green mist comes out of the air vents.
RC9GN fans: Will frantically check to make sure they're not feeling any negative emotions so they won't get stanked.
Normal people: Would run screaming if a monster suddenly showed up at their school.
RC9GN fans: Will wait for the ninja to show up.
Normal people: Will keep calm and carry on.
RC9GN fans: Will keep calm and consult the Nomicon (I found one that said that on google images, lol so funny XD)
Normal people: Wouldn't really care if one of their friends showed up at school with a fake mustache.
RC9GN fans: Will immediately rip it off of them and yell, "Dude do you want to get your eyebrows shaved?! They'll know you're a fakey! THE ROBOT THAT DOES YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU ISN'T WORTH IT!!!"
Normal people: Would freak out if a robot suddenly went berserk and tried to kill everyone.
RC9GN fans: Will check to see if it was made by McFist Industries.
Normal people: Best riddles came from the Sphinx.
RC9GN fans: Best riddles come from the NinjaNomicon.
Normal people: Frankenstein.
RC9GN fans: Krakenstein.
Normal people: Will just suck it up and climb the freaking rope.
RC9GN fans: Will go looking for a golden doctor's note, even though Julian ate them all...
Normal people: Won't care if a fart box and a potato are in the same room.
RC9GN fans: "Let's just put these in separate rooms..." *Moves fart box and potato*
Normal people: Would think a history pavilion with robotic exhibits would be cool.
RC9GN fans: "ROBOT UPRISING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Normal people: A sword can't cut through almost anything.
RC9GN fans: The ninja sword can cut through anything... except stupid.
Normal people: Would be excited if a foreign exchange student came to their school.
RC9GN fans: Will not, under any circumstances, say "hallo" to them.
Normal people: In a rap battle, anything that rhymes goes.
RC9GN fans: Will never ever use the words "earth attack" in one.
Normal people: What's a skunk pine?
RC9GN fans: Will cover their nose when going near one.
Normal people: Have something better to do.
RC9GN fans: Check the TV schedule to see when RC9GN comes on and make sure to watch it every time it comes on, even if it's a rerun.
Normal people: Their best day ever was probably the day they got a puppy or went to a concert or something.
RC9GN fans: Their best day ever was the day they first watched RC9GN.
Normal people: Will ignore this.
RC9GN fans: Will paste this into their profile RIGHT NOW before the Sorcerer gets them.