Lady Awesomepants
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Joined 12-20-03, id: 506399
Author has written 20 stories for Invader Zim, Peter Pan, Teen Titans, Cowboy Bebop, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Rocky Horror, Samurai Champloo, and Beetlejuice.

The Greatness That Is Lady Awesomepants.

No, but seriously.


Wow.

So...yeah. I haven't been here in, like, forever. For serious. Soooo...yeah. I'm gonna get going again. Because I know you all are like, "Where's Lady Awesomepants? Where has she gone? My life isn't the same without her!" And I'm here to answer your cries.

Mmmhmm.


Writing Style: I am teh angst-ridden teen. I love writing good ol' angst/tragedies/dramas. I'm rather horrible at writing anything remotely resembling romance, because I become all melodramatic and no one likes a melodramatic person. At least, I don't, particularily...

I also like to write short little one-shots. I generally take funny things and make them angsty. Since that's SO totally what the author/creator of that character intended.

However, I do enjoy writing an epic now and then. Examples: "The Violinist" and "Pity the Fool."


Favorite Movies...EVER (Followed by why they kick so much ass)

1. The Nightmare Before Christmas - Most of my friends try to convince me that this is an overrated film and Edward Scizzorhands is Tim Burton's greatest film. I certainly beg to differ. Nightmare is probably the most original movie I have ever seen. The plot and characters are completely believable, despite the looks of the scenery. The fact that the movie was done in claymation is certainly a bonus - It gives off a fuzzy, surreal mood. The music is also amazing.

2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail - I first saw this when I was, oh, I suppose about seven years old. I laughed at the Frenchmen, I laughed at the secluded virgins at the Castle Anthrax, and I laughed at the incompetence of Brave Sir Robin. But I couldn't begin to grasp this film's brilliance, and it truly is brilliant. It is so outrageous and just silly it makes me laugh each and every time I see it. Michael Palin, John Cleese, and the rest of the gang are true geniuses and are surprisingly underrated.

3. Heavenly Creatures - This was one of the most disturbing and bizzare things I think I have ever dared to see. Peter Jackson's demented surreality of two girls with darkly vivid imaginations toys with the mind, proving to make it a heartwrenching tale, even if the two main characters are completely psychotic. You feel for their desperation and their love, and it really makes you sad. I cried several times throughout.

4. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? - I love this movie more than I can say. It's just so insanely precious and I shall never forget it. The animation was flawless, and the acting by the real actors was perfectly executed. The plot is like a psycological thriller on drugs. What could be an insanely dark and twisted film proves to be hilarious.

5. Fight Club - I read the book before I saw the movie, and so when I saw the previews, I got all dissappointed. I thought, Oh, my god, they're trying to make a book THAT FANTASTIC into a movie? Starring BRAD FREAKIN' PITT? I had lost all my confidence in dear ol' Brad, and thought even the lovely Edward Norton couldn't save him. Still, I went to see the film, due to incessent begging by my friends who wanted to see Brad Pitt shirtless. Well, that was good, but the movie was amazing. I was just completely blown away. The dark, twisted, insane humor in it made you think you yourself were as sick as Ed Norton's character. For me, that did it.



Favorite Quotes By TV/Film Characters

"I love lamp." - Brick, "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy"

"This is me, without fear. And a sixty-two pound hall pass." - Dib Membrane, "Invader Zim"

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." - Christian, "Moulin Rouge"

"I dunno...I guess I'll build her a cake or something." - Pedro, "Napolean Dynamite"

"I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes." - Agent Sands, "Once Upon a Time in Mexico"

"I am NOT my mother!" - David Starsky, "Starsky & Hutch"

"Me? I'm a dishonest man, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest; honestly; it's the honest ones you have to watch out for...Because you can never predict when they'll do something incredibly...stupid..." - Jack Sparrow, "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

"FOR FRODO!" - The Entire Army of Men, "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King"

"You're not a eunuch, are you?" - Jack Sparrow, "Pirates of the Carribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

"Brave Sir Robin ran away, he bravely ran away away! When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his heels and fled!" - The Minstrils, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

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A Blazing Rivalry by fleeing-mouse reviews
Basically, a girl's on the island with the boys. There will be many plot twists which I haven't entirely thought of yet. Eventually, I might have to change the rating to R, but for now PG13 works. P.S. Everybody is older and the time period isn't exact.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,833 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 11/30/2004
Cabrit Sans Cor by Ookami-chan reviews
“Why go to the trouble to capture us only to let us go so easily?” A smile tugged up the corner of his lips. “Why indeed…”
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 12/30/2004
Rightfully Mine by Maya Beebop reviews
He's come to pay her back... set in movie and cartoon
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Beetlejuice - Complete
Stitches by Maya Beebop reviews
He'd planned everything down to the most minute detail. He'd even allowed for a window of deviation. But what he'd never counted on...was her brother.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,436 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Complete
The Pajama Game by ACleverName reviews
Even cold, indifferent psychiatrists like Dr. Jonathan Crane need pajamas. Where did he get his and why? I'm deadly serious.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2005
Excitement and Adventure and Really Wild Things by ChicaFrom3 reviews
Zaphod reflects on Trillian, love, and improbability. Set during Life, The Universe, and Everything.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Complete
Instead by Djamilla M reviews
Quid pro quo. Spike's telling secrets and so is Faye, stranded on the Bebop with no air conditioning, no lights, no smokes, and, strangest of all, no regrets. SF
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Faye V., Spike S.
Just Us Freaks by hey pandabear reviews
Jin tries not to think about these things anymore. Really he does. [Mugen x Jin x Fuu]
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2005
Lullaby by JackpotSpider reviews
Smile.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Troy: A Parody by Karen11 reviews
A parody of Troy.
Troy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Complete
Loathing by Kaytrina reviews
Mugen ponders a hated companion.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2005
Brothers Or Something Of The Sort by Suulsa-Krii and Huntress reviews
Written in what we hope to be Adams-like style. This story's like the prequel to Hitch Hiker's. What were Ford and Zaphod like as kids? As teens? As novice adventurers? What's a Hrung and why did it choose to collapse on Beatleguise 7?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,810 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005
Dragon Moons by Dragonite Himura no Tenshi Ryu reviews
Sequel for You're My 18 Year Old Father. Kurama, now fulltime Spirit Detective, has been assigned to a smiple search n destory mission or that's what he thought. Hiei has some imformation for him that just made the mission... very distracting...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Wanna Clink Clink by Ennaejj reviews
This is a poetic overview, in feelings and sounds, of Riddick and Kyra's meeting on Crematoria. It is from Kyra's POV. Hope you like it.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2005
Tricizate by Elendraug reviews
Drink up. (Gen. Drabble. Ford Arthur.)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2005
You're My 18 Year Old Father! by Dragonite Himura no Tenshi Ryu reviews
Kurama has the life of a 12th grader AKA spirit fox. What happens when there's a new girl in his school and boys have been declared dead over a week's time? And Yoko's having feelings for her, but not of a lover's kind... OC,OCC! AN OLDER FIC: NOTE THIS
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,941 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Kurama M. - Complete
Lessons in Control by Alexis C reviews
Mugen takes a risk. Slash.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
Helpless by Savage Midnight reviews
When Jack falls sick, Riddick is rendered helpless.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 1/30/2004
Siren Song by Anaphalis reviews
The Four Souls know what they want. Dark One Shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
Air by Anaphalis reviews
Breathing is over-rated. One Shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Kagome H., Hojo - Complete
He Should Run by Djamilla M reviews
Duo's dreaming, and he's dreaming of death.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Duo M., Wufei C.
In the Black of Night by Indigo Child reviews
In the darkest hours of night, Lucius has a secret tryst with Narcissa… things turn more serious than originally anticipated... Rated R for adult themes, sexual content, mild language. ENJOY! ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Don't They? by Elendraug reviews
It's only a simple question. (Drabble. Slash, het. Hikers.)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/24/2004
Conversations in the Bedroom by Savage Midnight reviews
Jack and Riddick have a little chat.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2003
All You Need Is Love by MochaButterfly reviews
Ginny wakes up one morning and finds herself in a totally different world. The year is 1607, she's a Muggle, there are only few magical people in the world, she's an only child, she's betrothed to her worst enemy, and she's . . . a princess?!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,649 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 9/27/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
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The Violinist reviews
There is a thin line between being a pirate and a murderer...And some have the tragic experiance of crossing it. A now-bad Captain Jack Sparrow acquires a mute violinist on a raid. Bad summary, good fic.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,682 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
Don't Forget the Dead, Babes reviews
BJ looks at Lydia while she's sleeping and ponders. Pointless drabble.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005
Stay reviews
After a battle, Mugen wakes up to find Fuu is healing him. Pointless drabble, slight M x F.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2005
Three Simple Words Make a Madman Think reviews
Just some dialogue with Frankie and Columbia. The good doctor doesn't really know how to handle her love.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005
Fix Her reviews
He knew he couldn't stop the inevitable from happening. But still...he wanted to fix her and make everything alright again. A bit of Robin narrative about Raven. Tragic, yet fluffy. One shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Burning reviews
She hates him. He hates her, too. He does. He does...A very interesting relationship, disected. R&R, my very first HP fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Only Human reviews
He wishes he could be a mere ghost...but he can't...Based upon the musical, I guess.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2005
She Crossed The Line reviews
Based on the musical. In a highly unlikely instance, Raoul and the Phantom meet at a bar on Halloween, and discuss the woman who broke both their hearts. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Complete
Lost reviews
She never thought she would miss him.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2005
Guys Like Him Shouldn't Have To Search For Love reviews
Arthur loves Trillian. Trillian loves Arthur. Ford loves the Guide. But then...who is there for Zaphod to love? Drabble written thanks in great part to Sam Rockwell.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2005
How to Break a Guy Who Doesn't Care reviews
Just some drabble I wrote about Zaphod after he figures out Trillian doesn't love him. Complete, one-shot.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
Bang reviews
An afterdeath fic. Spike's knocking on Heaven's door, in a tragic but funny narrative. Bad summary, just read it. Reviews are needed to preserve my sanity.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Spike S.
Never reviews
A sweet but sad little love story between our lovely Spike and Julia.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/10/2005
The Life and Death of Unfortunate Souls reviews
Dark little thing. Zim has finally lost it. The Irkens have taken over. The Tallests have murdered someone he cares for. R&R. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Complete
It Must Be Wonderful Indeed reviews
Gaz's disturbing narrative about how her hatred of the love between Dib and Zim turned to a dangerous obsession with Zim and how it left her alone. ZADR, GZ. Read and Review. I suck at summaries as you all know.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2004
So Lovely and Fragile reviews
A little loveish story. Odd pairing which isn't all that common, but I wanted to expirement. Bad summary, just read it and such. Guess who's narrating!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 10/12/2004
The Brilliant Dance reviews
Obviously, PeterWendy romance. Ton o' fluff, and no angst, which is a first for me. Takes place during Peter and Wendy's waltz with the faeries in the film. Peter's confused about his emotions.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2004
God Forbid reviews
DibZim..."You know, not once, never, did I pause to think that I was crazy..." Dib recalls his tragic teenage years in a one-shot. I suck at summaries, just read it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Complete
As I Am, As I Will Be reviews
Gaz talks to a certain someone about her life. Not what you might expect. PG-15 for language, I suppose. If you haven't noticed, I suck at summaries. MY SECOND ZIM FIC!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2004
Why I Hate You reviews
Why do you hate me, Zim?" Zim ponders the question Dib asks him in their final battle. Rated PG-13 for general darkness and violence. One-Shot. I suck at summaries, just read the damn thing.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Complete