Helene Gaspard
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Joined 08-27-13, id: 5067444, Profile Updated: 06-17-14
Author has written 5 stories for Doctor Who, and ER.

Love's language is hyperbole, but whispered,
sibilant smiles and promises sotto voce,
It's easy to imagine you've misheard...
"Aphrodisia," Richard Hoffman
(This is pretty and I can understand it. Yay poetry!)

Once upon a time there lived and died a rather dull, average girl who did nothing significant in her life ever. Thankfully, she and I are not the same person. Because I am (hopefully rather obviously) alive, thank you very much.

Words that describe me: Christian, female, quirky, bookish, sapiosexual, often lost in thought, easily drawn into fandoms *cough cough* thanks guys *cough cough* , literal, stubbornly innocent in the ways of physical... things... and finally, quietly insane. In the very best way, of course. :)

I am also an artist (cue circus music! Ra-da-da-da-dadadaaaa!) so if you would like a cover, please point me in the direction of your fic and if I like it I will present you with a cover for it! Maybe. Because I'm also lazy and don't like to do things when I don't want to because then they turn out ugly and nobody likes them, especially me. Boo hissss.

Although if I WANT to make a cover but I don't want to draw it I might resort to doing a manip for you...

Covers I have done:
My own (obviously; also I did make my own avatar photo too :3)
Five Doctors and the Detective (by the fabulous and wonderful Queen of Fragile Hearts; this can be found in my favourite stories below)
Kindred Spirits (by the amazing pruplup4; this can also be found in my favourite stories below)

Pairings I support along with commentary apparently since that is a thing that I do:

Doctor Who:

Eleven/River (and by default, Twelve/River... okay anything Doctor/River will make me happy because RIVAH! Hello everyone, allow me to introduce to you my perfect married OTP)
Ten or 10.5/Rose (really though, who doesn't?)
Nine/Rose (my fantastic Rose :3)
Mickey/Martha (Smith and Jones!!)
Lee/Donna (because Donna is wonderful and poor Lee was dismissed as a dream and that made me sad)
Rory/Amy (THE PAIRING WHO WAITED woot woot!)
Clara/tea (...okay yes this is a joke but seriously! Clara and her teacups I just d'awwww!)
Jack/everyone (just kidding) (mostly?) (his flirting amuses me so does that
I do not support anything not listed here. As in, Eleven/Amy, Whouffle, or any kind of slash whatsoever.


Sherlolly (YAYYYYYYY hurry up and get on my screen and just go out with each other already)
John/Mary (although Sarah was pretty cool too!)
I do not support anything not listed here. As in, Johnlock, Sherlock/Irene, or any (other since I mentioned Johnlock already) kind of slash whatsoever.


Mark/Elizabeth (I mean come on seriously who wouldn't?)
Doug/Carol (because George Clooney and fangirling, that's why)
Carter/Anna (they were adorable and needed more romance, shush)
Romano/Elizabeth (PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME I think this might actually be considered more of a brotp because friendship but I really enjoy their interactions and gahhhhh I can feel the judgment raining down on me I'm so sorry ;_;)
I do not support anything not listed here. As in, Mark/Cynthia, Carter/Lucy (though I do support their friendship), Mark/Susan (only friendship!), or any kind of slash whatsoever. Sorry, Kerry...

Yes, I am in other fandoms, but I won't actually be writing for them... because I don't want to be scarred by other people ruining my beautiful mental images of various children's shows... so... the end.

But NOT the end, because the HORSE had a BABY!

11 things that make me happy:
1. Obviously my OTPs
2. Cookies
3. Milk (skim or whole or 1% or 2% or chocolate or strawberry DON'T LOOK AT ME I have a problem)
4. Red velvet cake
5. Fudge
6. Peanut butter crackers
7. British television
8. Watching interviews with Alex Kingston because I'm so sorry bb but you overshare, you precious flawless queen of everything you
9. My wonderful friends with whom I can giggle about ridiculous things
10. Colouring things that I have drawn after spending days working on the line art
11. And finally, FEEDBACK! :D

Though they be mad and dead as nails,
Heads of the characters hammer through daisies;
Break in the sun 'til the sun breaks down,
And death shall have no dominion.
"And Death Shall Have No Dominion," Dylan Thomas
(I don't understand this one so much but it's pretty and I like it anyway. Another round of applause because poetry!)

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The Worth of a Soul by The Queen of Fragile Hearts reviews
"How does one put a price on a human soul?" "Some find it easier than others." Hans contemplates the choices of his past and the possibilities of his future. Set shortly after the events of the film. (Helsa and Kristanna)
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,158 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans
Five Doctors and the Detective by The Queen of Fragile Hearts reviews
In which Sherlock Holmes discovers his humanity after The Fall. Sherlock meets a new occupant of Baker Street, a new doctor at Bart's, and John's fiancee- Mary Morstan. Perhaps, he's also truly met Molly Hooper for the first time. PostTRF with flashbacks. Mainly Sherlolly, JohnMary, OC/OC, and slight Molly/OC. Cover art by the fabulous Helene Gaspard. Rated T for safety
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,026 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, John W. - Complete
Kindred Spirits by pruplup4 reviews
Sherlock is bored. So very bored. Why is no one else bored? Why is no one else like him? It turns out, there is one other person. Mrs. Hudson has a great-niece that moves into Baker Street. She is interesting. And she is bored. So very bored... No romance... except for a parody. Cover by the brilliant Helene Gaspard. Sorry for the long wait. I'm not dead I promise you.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,863 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., OC
The Phantom of the Opera by Kat097 reviews
The story of the Phantom of the Opera if another Viscount had been chosen as Patron of the Opera Populaire. As before, the new patron sets his sights on Christine, but with very different intentions. Now it is up to Erik to help her. ExC COMPLETED
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,495 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
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Seven Reasons It's Time to Take a Bath reviews
Now, everybody knows hygiene is important, but sometimes there are other reasons to turn on the faucet… Mostly fluff, but – well – okay, mostly fluff. Eleven/River
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 9/12/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
The Course of Its Desires reviews
This wasn't the way the government usually handled these things, but it was the only way. When outsmarting a genius, the simplest way is often the best way, isn't it? And, well, collateral damage never mattered much anyway, except to those in the line of fire. Mostly Greeneday, with a hint of Cordano (friendship) thrown in. Rated T for later chapters.
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Mark G., Elizabeth C.
so the madness slipped asunder reviews
"No, not you too, you've forgotten, that isn't my name!" "What have I forgotten, Dr. Smith?" "Me. You've forgotten me." AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Close Every Door reviews
"Close every door to me, keep those I love from me..." Songfic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Cuts, Scars, and Other Aches reviews
Prompt 47: "The first cut is the deepest." He doesn't know her. He doesn't love her. But he recognizes that he could, and that's frightening… Three times the Doctor is cut, and if he could prolong each one of them he would. Rated T to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/28/2013 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete