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Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter.

The twenty third of December 2012, we all seem to have survived the Winter Soltice; so when is the world supposed to end next? I still love HP (at least the first four books with a nodding acceptance of the fifth one) and prefers at least a token respect to cannon. I like Love, Fluff, WAFF, Romance and Happiness. I am well aware that my stories are a lot happier than normal cannon, but there is nothing in cannon that states Harry can't be happy.

I will state now, (7th March 2007) that if soul pieces become an issue I will dispose of them by throwing them through the veil in the Department of Mysteries.

Revised thoughts: the first four books fit together perfectly; book five was a so so fit; books six and seven were a totally different characters in a very different story. Like it or not, the series was originally published as a childrens story, there are people in it that could not exist in an adult story, be it fiction or not.

Snape is a juvenile sadist who never ever taught a class, History of Magic is a farce, in most years Defence is a waste of time, Hagrid . . . need I go on. There would be a constant barrage of Howlers from angry parents to The Department of Magical Education, The Board of Governers . . . Greater good Bumblemore couldn't possibly survive. So it has to be a children's story; ergo books six and seven should be returned to the author to be rewritten as part of the series the first five books belonged to. The age group for the story was set in the first four books and I can only lament that it was probably publishers and filmmakers who ruined what was an excellent story.

THE THING ABOUT VEELA IS . . . There are a number of people who insist that Fleur is a quarter Veela based on what is said at the wand weighing ceremony. I am only aware of what is said in the original English (UK) version of the book. Fleur's wand contains one of her grandmothers hairs; we all know that, however that simple statement gives us no reference as to the status of her grandfather, father or mother; we do not know whether any or all of them are Veela and making Fleur only a part Veela is totally based on information that never appears in the books. THANK YOU

I don't usually like slash and never mature teacher student relationships. Angst also is a no, unless it is really well done and/or part of a much bigger story, if I want bad news I only have to look at TV or a newspaper.

Ships I sail HP/HG/GW : HP/HG : HP/GW (very carefully before she is 16). RW/LL and almost anyone else except HG. (Their relationship is very much like a brother and sister, they fight each other all of the time, but would stand together to fight against practically anyone else.)

Pet Hate's: Authors who write brilliant stories and do not finish them. (Me see Intermezzo I can't think of anywhere for it to go), I promise that I will try to get back into it. Again: Authors who post fic's as one pairing i.e. HP;HG or HP;GW and you read a load of HP;Cho or GW;DM without being warned, also major slash without warning.

I have created a yahoo group that you are all welcome to join, it is located at; http:///group/upd_happy_hp" All of my stories are posted there, it will be an ideal place for discussions and if you want to ask a question within reason I will answer.

Please drop in and see me.

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This is Your Reward by dunuelos reviews
Follow up to my one-shot The Boy Who Died Alone, the ultimate "rewards" are handed out as each person passes away. This will include at least the trio, Dumbledore, Fudge, Luna, Sirius and Remus. What will each receive? CharDeath
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
Summer of Despair and Hope by Golasgil Sindar reviews
Summer after OOTP. Harry is depressed and Only Hermione can help. What happens when she shows up at Privet Drive? Pure H/Hr. Set just after book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,999 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/24/2003 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Time Again by broomstick flyer reviews
Seventy one year old Harry Potter, Headmaster of Hogwarts is given the choice to once again save the world or to remain and see his entire world disapear. If he choses to save the world he will be sent back in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,157 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 5,357 - Follows: 1,593 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Harry Potter Fate's Child: A Destiny Revisited by mathiasgranger reviews
The war against Riddle has finally ended, and Harry has lost all of those that are most important to him. Fate has a little surprise in store for Harry Potter though, and it plans on helping him along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 219,023 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11521 - Favs: 22,523 - Follows: 7,897 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Astragal by Luckner reviews
Can love last for eternity? Sometimes it can, if you know the right spell. An ancient sword, a wolf named Grimmy, and a silver eyed girl help Harry Potter find his destiny. One for romantics. Complete. HL,GN,HRR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,630 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/4/2005 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Friends With Benefits by Arden Riddle reviews
Out of fear of dying alone, Harry and Hermione make a pact that they will marry each other if thy are single when the Great War begins, which Dumbledore says will happen in about 10 years... but they're in for a little surprise. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Acceptance of Fate by Arya1 reviews
Post-OotP-Ch57: Harry is calculating and exerts self-restraint, Moody visits, Harry gets some history on Voldemort's timing, Neville cheers up Harry just a bit, another sabbat is upon us and Snape pokes Harry, Harry gets a wild idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 521,016 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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You must be Joking reviews
Harry is not amused when his name comes out of the 'Goblet of Fire'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 224 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Once Upon a Time reviews
Young Harry, it was going to be a one shot but it grew. Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ginny, Susan, Hannah, Daphne and the Patil Twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,187 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Leaving Feast reviews
Harry makes a decision and when he tells Hermione Luna tags along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Letter reviews
A Gringotts letter made it through Dumbledore's owl redirect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 208 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Happiness Contract reviews
Before that fateful Halloween Harry's mother called on the Gods to make him happy; Staring - Harry Hermione Daphne Luna Susan Hannah Tracey and the Patil twins. They soon realise that it takes equallity and stability to be Happy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,671 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Is There Realy a Game Called Dementors reviews
This is just an idea which refused to grow into anything more substantial
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
St Valentines Day Chaos reviews
Seventh Year non cannon nonsense staring Harry and everyone. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thing About Veela is reviews
A slightly different look at the veela using only stated facts; such as Fleur being a half veela is assumed but never confirmed in the books. Harry, Hermione and a few others have an educational adventure. As in all of my story's Harry will be happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,667 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HP and the Return of the Valkyrie reviews
A Happy Harry story attempting to join the end of book six to my story 'Clueless'. Shipping HP.HG.GW.DG.SB.LB.PP.PP. Minor ships RL.NT. I can assure you that Pansy Parkinson has nothing to do with any of the P. Complete - for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,610 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Introspection reviews
Hermione's musings when she arrives home injured after year five. It is in line with cannon and a kind of prologue to 'H.P. Where There's the Will'. Original idea by DrT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
HP Where's There's the Will reviews
This takes place directly after the train leaves for Hogwarts at the end of book seven which is required reading. I have decided to add some more so it is not complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,356 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Betrothed reviews
Harry has delusions about having a quiet seventeenth birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Intermezzo reviews
From the end of sixth year, my version of what might transpire. I have writen Happy Harry and I intend continuing to do so. This story is HP HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Clueless? reviews
A happy piece of nonsense taking place at the end of seventh year after the death of Voldemort. HP..HG..DG..LB..SB..PP..PP..GW. Mostly rated K
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Conquers All reviews
COMPLETED. Set in the summer after fifth year. A very Fluffy story which ships: HPHG PLEASE REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,958 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Week in the Life of Harry Potter reviews
COMPLETE. Rewriten again. The story of the last week of Harry's 7th year at Hogwarts, a bit fluffy. Voldemort is dead. Ships: HP;GW;HG slight NL;LL It is posted as H;G but is equaly H;H. There is never Angst in my Stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,988 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
H P Love is all You Need reviews
COMPLETED. A week before his 16th Birthday Harry gets a letter that turns his life on its head. Fluff with substance, lots of WAFF and FLUFF with positivly no ANGST. Ships HPHGGW with mention of RWLL Later maybe PPPPSBDG Guaranteed no Pansy in the P's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,403 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the New Neighbours reviews
Harry arrives home after his eventful fifth year to find that Number 2, has been sold. This is HP.HG and it is very fluffy. Chapter 12 the End Game the final confrontation and some hints of a possible sequel. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,382 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Harem reviews
Complete One Shot. A Fluffy piece of happy Harry and really the title says it all Shipping HPHG-PP-SB-DG-GW also mentioning RWLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 156 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Life of Hermione Granger reviews
A review of Hermione's life. Re-written and the fifth year has been added. Please Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Ron's Dilemma reviews
COMPLETE One Shot: Ron thinks he loves Hermione and he is being obstinate. Starring the broom cupboard with full support from Millicent Bullstrode as the ultimate deterrent. Various ships; RW-HG-LB-PP-LL-SB-PP Eventual RW;LL : HP;HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
The Bossy Know it All reviews
One Shot COMPLETE, no plot as such Just Fluff with a little added WAFF. If you like it HP:HG Please Review it. Thank You.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
H P and the Inspiration of Ginevra and Hermione reviews
COMPLETE: This is set to cover the period between HP and GW's Birthdays. It is the same triangle again ie HP-GW-HG this time we have a living RW-LL. I only write happy Harry so if you want Angst look away now. PLEASE REVIEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,324 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Escape and 17 reviews
COMPLETE ONE SHOT. The story of events leading up to Harry's 17th Birthday, it includes the death of Voldemort. Ships : HP-GW and Ron-Luna Don't forget I only write happy Harry, if you want Angst look away now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete