DRUNKEN LANDLORD
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Joined 12-22-03, id: 507503, Profile Updated: 10-25-08
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, High School Musical, and Beauty and the Beast.

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Name: Alexis (Bill)

Age: 17

hair: blue

eyes: brown

height: 5'2

NOW FOR SUPER HAPPY QUOTE TIME!

Nicky: I know, put my earmuffs on the cookie. (Avenue Q)

Mom: it's not illegal if you don't get cought

Mom: If you do something like that again I'll go off on you in front of God and everybody

""I am a servant of the Secret Fire, Wielder of the Flame of Anor; you cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the Shadow. You cannot pass!"; he said. With a bound, the Balrog leaped full upon the bridge. Its whip whirled and hissed.
- The Bridge of Khazad-dum



The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to an idealised past. Robertson Davies,

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Corruption of the Ring by chi-chi-chimera reviews
In which Bilbo Baggins does not just ifind/i the Ring of Power, he learns to iuse/i it. Dark Lord Bilbo AU, featuring badass hobbits, disturbed wizards and irritated Nazgul. And a curious dragon.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,139 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Dreams: to Stay by His Side by stickdonkey reviews
What would have happened if Bilbo had made different choices at crucial moments during the quest to reclaim Lonely Mountain from Smaug? A companion piece to Memories: Beautiful and Painful Things. Mix of Movieverse and Bookverse with no major spoilers since we are going AU with this. Thilbo/Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 170,381 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Finding Their Place by renovek reviews
Five years after the reclaiming of Erebor, some members of the Company are finding it difficult to adjust to their new lives in the great dwarven city. With their new-found wealth and status as heroes amongst dwarvenkind, life should be easy -and it is, but to Bifur, Bofur, and Ori, the neighboring city of Dale looks to be so much more fun. Bofur/Oc, Bifur/oc, Dwalin/Ori.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,093 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bofur, Bifur, Ori, Dwalin
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 3,142 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Goblin King and I by MartiOwlsten reviews
An account of the random and often crazy events which take place now that, after rescuing him from a broken heart, there's a Goblin King in Wren's life. Humorous and dashingly Fae. JxOc... Look, we all love Sarah, but she had her chance... **Finally updated!**
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 227,482 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Jareth, OC
Hoarders: Buried Alive by redfantasyfox reviews
Bilbo Baggins has been working with hoarders for years, but he's never seen a case like Smaug's. (modern AU - eventual Thilbo, some amounts of Smauglock)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
A Prince's Disgrace by Neocolai reviews
Never had there been a worse birthday. No Slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,873 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Fili, Kili
The Unfortunately True Confessions by hpngtdi reviews
Candice Smith is alone in a strange world, armed with nothing but a diary and pen, forced to take on the lack of proper restrooms and tampons. How will she survive? Something of a parody/deconstruction of the typical 'girl falls into ME'. Please RxR. Rated T for a reason.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,380 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Glorfindel, Erestor
Lives of the Misdirected by LittleLithoniel reviews
In which Bofur notices every romantic happening within the company, but cannot see when someone is interested in him. -includes mainly Thorin/Bilbo and eventual Nori/Bofur, Dwalin/Ori, and hints of Kili/Fili on the side.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,612 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Just Beyond the Reach by Aate reviews
Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,827 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Gifted by UpBrownStreet reviews
Hobbit and dwarvish traditions have been and always will be different. Add a splash of misunderstanding and a dash of endearing!Bilbo and you have our tale. For miriel ABY. Eventual Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
After the Dust Settles by bgtea reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin came to realize that he had many regrets but none of them could measure up to his mistake in casting Bilbo away. Now, with the Hobbit's life hanging precariously on the line, he strives to make amends. An AU retelling of the events before, during, and after the Battle, but not necessarily in that order.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
What little birds do by Perelynn reviews
Sansa Stark wants to thank Sandor Clegane for saving her from angry mob. Small thing, but this gives the whole War of Five Kings a new turn.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,724 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Heart of Oz by SilveryBeing reviews
UPDATED chp 18! Dorothy is all grown up but has lost everything during the Great Depression. A chance storm has landed her in Oz. Some things have changed over the years, including her feelings for a certain King of Oz. But will she stay or will she go?
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,708 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Dorothy G., The Scarecrow
Faith Enduring by orientalbunny reviews
What if the whole Labyrinth was created by Sarah? Even its citizens? And how would they react if they knew that their very lives rest in her confused hands? JxS of course.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,442 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Dal Capo al Coda by Saavik13 reviews
James Kirk has a lot to learn when he takes command of the Enterprise. One of the largest lessons is that you never stop learning. Episode by episode look at the relationship of Kirk and Spock. Will follow canon but with a cherry on top. (Formally titled Shades of Grey after the Monkey's song, but for obvious reasons it was changed.)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy
Ice and Fire by KarraCaz reviews
Sarek and Amanda meet. Is it for the first time?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,340 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
The Consequences of Selling One’s Soul by sepler reviews
There was no night… no day. There was no music, no joy, no Phoebus. No, none of that remained for poor Esmeralda. The rest of the world had completely vanished, leaving her nothing but... him. While in prison, Esmeralda accepts Frollo's offer. Book based.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,404 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - C. Frollo, Esmeralda
What Frollo Should Have Done by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
A Disney-verse one-shot about what would have happened if Judge Frollo had been smart as well as sociopathic and in lust. Frollo/Esmeralda, with the mandatory angsty Claude, who writes an illiterate gypsy a love letter - Quasi reads it to her.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Into Shadow by Minyasta reviews
After a long struggle to come to terms with Éowyn's tragic death, Faramir's dreams continue to haunt him each night. Although Aragorn promises to teach Faramir to control his dreams, the nightmares refuse to go away... Sequel to Shattered.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,462 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Faramir, Aragorn
The List by Clear Plastic reviews
When a sixty-year-old Susan realizes she is about to die, she makes a list of things to do before she leaves this world. She learns a few lessons about love along the way, and finally confronts her past. *COMPLETE*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Where Hope Grows by Lady in the Willows reviews
Nathan lost more than one woman he cared for during his life and as far as Shilo was concerned, she only ever had one mother. This is Olivia's story.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,225 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009
Meaningful Silences by Slrmn82 reviews
After loosing Spock, Kirk realizes how much the Vulcan meant to him. Is it too late? K/S Slash
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/31/2003 - J. Kirk, Spock
Star Mile by Amphytrion reviews
Wendy is older now and coming to realize that not everything is as simple as good triumphing over evil. Hook/Wendy.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,171 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Captain Hook, Wendy D.
Chocociology by fxkoala reviews
Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,634 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005
His Mistress by SerpentClara reviews
Discontinued pending rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,824 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 11/24/2003 - [Lucius M., Hermione G.] [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.]
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An odd twist of fate reviews
I get sucked into Beauty and the Beast, how will the towns people react to a modern day girl with blue hair? More importantly can I stop myself from completely screwing up the plot? ON HOLD!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006
From girl to Garystu reviews
After a crowd surfing accident I get sent to Middleearth, 300 years before WOTR and as a Garystu. How will I deal with elven fangirls?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006
To Close For Comfort reviews
They allways knew, they just never said anything... Hints of RxS
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
The sue child reviews
Mary sue tried to tell her child about her sad, sad life...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Big things come in small packages reviews
an AU drabbel about a moment before Merry and Eowyns wedding
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Eowyn, Meriadoc B. - Complete
In Flanders Feilds reviews
It was the day of Harry Potters funereal. find out how mione reacts as she has to speak about her best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.