Dan Steinbarge
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Joined 12-22-03, id: 507721, Profile Updated: 10-26-17
Author has written 2 stories for Fable, and Halo.

Hey, wow. Google finally listed my profile page as the first link when I looked up my PenName.

Stories:

A New Albion - Chapter 16 is up and 17 is in the works. I had to stop working on this one for a while because of schedule conflicts, but those have been resolved. I will also be removing the story soon, and replacing the reletivly short chapters with much longer ones.

UPDATE!

The Secret on Cluster - A new Halo fic for me. After reading Nylunds new(ish) book, I was inspired. And so I'm going to try my hand at writing a Nylund-esque story. Wish me luck

UPDATE*

Copy and paste from my FictionPress update:

It's been about ten years since I last posted on either my FanFiction account, or this account. Lucky for me, the email has been the same since then. I've shirked my writing in the last decade, choosing the life of drugs and booze over more creative outlets. Cleaned up, and now I have a new goal:

I'm going to publish more fiction than the most prolific "author" in human history. I'm going to write more than L. Ron Hubbard.

Since the likelihood of my works being picked up by even a minor publishing house are pretty slim (28 years old without a shred of legitimate work to show have kind of buried the hatchet on that one), I figured the best place to vomit my writings into the world would be a place that literally couldn't deny me.

Don't expect anything you read to be pure gold - I'm holding myself to about the same standard of "mindless drivel" that ol' Lafayette held himself to - although I do hope to hone my craft over the next thirty years or so I would need to surpass the laughable 65 million word count to accomplish my goal.

I'll be using this as a repository for my original works. Anything I write that is derivative from an already existing franchise will be posted over on FanFiction.

Since I already have a body of work to cull statistics from, I'll be updating this page every week or so with my current word count.

Current word count: PENDING

Goal: 66,000,000

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Black Roses by SpazzChicken reviews
In Albion, dragons are vile and hated. But a girl who has known no family but a young dragon will go to any length to save him when he's in danger. Even if it means relying on a bitter pervert of a Hero. **Under Revision--New Ch 5 Up**
Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,803 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 1/10/2006
The Legend of Zelda: The End of Time by Midnight Jester reviews
Link is called upon to accompany an old scholar named Jethro on his search for a fabled artifact. Zelda comes along as well as a healer in training. Troubles set in earlier than expected, but the biggest one is yet to come.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,041 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Halo: Guns of the Enlightened by Zerodev reviews
The Prophet of Regret has been slain, a Covenant civil war has erupted, and the fate of the universe lies with one weary Spartan.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,876 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Dark Guise by Lancet Mage reviews
When a mask of unspeakable evil is found in an ancient tomb, it seeks revenge on the land of Hyrule, and a goatherding hero is the only one with the power to stop it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007
Heartsbane by Cobalt Coaster reviews
Chronicling Heartsbane's rise to power, while Kalsis and Orion ready for war. Rated T for blood, gore, language. R&R please! Still haven't managed to upload Chapter 7 but 8 is done!
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006
Rise of Kalshara by Abunai Daija reviews
After the Hero defeated the terrible dragon that threatened everything he lived for, another threat arises several years later. Monster populations are doubling and becoming alot smarter, new monsters are also showing up, and something is growing...
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006
Halo: Stand, Five Feet High by soulguard reviews
Book 1: The Covenant Civil War has begun, and the grunts are caught in the middle. But something odd is happening to them, something that the elites must accept or fear. Savor your Grunty goodness.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,184 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Thicker Than Water by Lancet Mage reviews
Link finds out he has a brother that has recently escaped from captivity within the Gerudo crime syndicate. Is he Link’s greatest ally in the fight against a new evil? Or is he Links worst enemy ever?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,680 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 11/22/2005
The True Story Behind the Beardy Baldy by Kite1763 reviews
You know the Beardy Baldy in Bowerstone? Well, here's a drabble about him and what happens when the Hero finds out he's been tricked.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
Fable: Resurrection by Isuma reviews
A new cult threatens to restore the old Kingdom and resurrect the dark king Archon. Can Cadfael and the forces of Albion stop them? rated for later gore and maybe language. Chapter 3 up
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
The Ninja Monkies by Dark Fox of Chaos reviews
Ninja Monkies have attacked, the only hope for a few crazy friends is the help of the Hero of Time, don't read it if you want something intelligent
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2004
And Now for Something Completly Different by ShadowWolfX reviews
They killed it.....I brought it back to life! LIVE DAMN YOU!
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003
Link goes fishing by ShadowWolfX reviews
He does not fish. ShadowWolfX is my name, read and flame
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2003 - Published: 10/18/2002
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The Secret of Cluster reviews
A single SPARTAN-II and two Marines are trapped in the middle of a Covenant invasion. With rescue far off, will they survive long enough to warn the other Colonies of the advancing Covenant armada?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
A New Albion reviews
After Deathbringer's failure, a new Hero begins his rise to power in a chaotic world. Disclaimer: The words are my property, everything else belongs to the creators of Fable.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,007 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006